Okay, we are good. And let me start the Twitch stream. Wonder if I could do a phone stream and a vertical stream. Like four streams running at one. No, that'd be dumb. There's some point. I mean, sort of. They're kind of disappoint. But they're kind of disappoint, but I don't really care. So, whatever. H, of course, this is not working or whatever. There we go. That was easy though. Okay. Hello, everybody. Welcome to Perfectly Poor Gaming. I am playing uh what's this game called again? Five Nights at Freddy's something. Secret of the mimic. Yeah, Secret of the Mimic. That's what it was. Uh because I don't know. It looked kind of fun. All right. This game contains I cannot read the way too fast. Let me make sure the stream looks all right. Oh, it doesn't look all right. Why does it look all Why isn't screwed up? Oh, wait. No, it's fine. Never mind. Oh, now it's fine. Okay. Weird. Uh, you know what? Let me actually, this is a good idea before I do anything. Well, let me Yeah, let me go to YouTube and just make sure the stream looks good there and on Twitch, too. Actually, I should do that cuz I was planning on streaming this for a while. So it'd be good like if it was actually, you know, it's all right and everything. Okay. Testing, testing, testing, testing. Testing, testing, testing. That looks pretty good. All right. Right. Probably up. Okay. Didn't give me any audio options. [Music] Oh, here we go. Options. master. Let's turn up that to like four. All right. Arnold. Hey buddy, this is Dispatch with Fazbear Entertainment. How are you feeling? >> Well, since you asked, I uh just finished a 36-hour shift and been struggling to stay awake. Frankly, I I tried to tell my manager that I can't work like this anymore. >> Awesome to hear. Well, listen. We need you to take one more shift for us since you're our closest technician in the area. >> Wait, what? I can barely keep my eyes open. I know the grind is exhilarating, is it? But we're so happy to have you on the Fazbear team. >> You can't fool me, though. You're just trying to snag one of those $25 gift certificates at the end of the year for outstanding performance. >> What? No, I I'm doing it because you guys keep threatening to dock my pay and repo my truck. >> I love that enthusiast. So, anyway, this will be a piece of cake. We had this contractor named Edwin Murray. He was developing some tech for us, but he's gone quiet. As per his contract, everything he's been working on for us is now legally ours. So, we're sending you a gift. Our motion sensors indicate that someone is still inside the building moving around. Although, the signal is a bit erratic, but we don't expect any kind of conferation. We'll follow up with more instructions soon. For now, just follow these directions and find your way into that building. >> I hate you. >> Amazing. Thanks for being part of the Fazbear team. Dispatch out. [Music] [Music] Play this with a controller. I feel like this might be better with a controller. I just pulled up. >> Good job. >> I'm sure you're right. This motion says never. >> Okay. How am I supposed to get in? To access the building, you've been provided with a data diver tool. Look around you. Good job. Well done. That data diver is your master key to the MCM facility. Do not lose it. Now get in there and retrieve our property. Over and out. The MCM facility is temporarily closed. For all deliveries and work inquiries, the client and deliveries entrance is located around the side of the building. You guys watch the other stream playing the game on me scratch my back with a What' that guy say? Go to the back. Well, do I tick tock? See my bald head. Okay. How do I get in the building? Something along here. I'm doing it. Doing something. All right. Left control. Okay. Crouch under that. Is this game going to jump scare me? I feel like it is. Jump scream. Oh, nice graphics. I thought the music Oh, that branch. Okay. And then I got >> welcome potential buyers to show Costume Manor, the leading powerhouse in costumed entertainment and carnival game technologies. Woo! >> Come in and see what Murray's can do for your carnival, amusement park, midway or funfair. This client tour will show you just what I'm capable of. Get ready to be amazed. Don't forget, every one of my creations are available for purchase or lease. Wish I thought I bought my own dude. I still have that. [Music] Check it out. Welcome. Welcome. The show's just begun. There's so much to be done. You want to be here to stay. It's a one of a kind fantasy workshop where you'll quite simply be amazed. You're a monkey [Music] to find [Music] it, Mr. Rocket. [Music] [Applause] [Music] I know world awaits. Now it's time to explore. Step right up. It's time to open. Hold out the Huh? [Music] I'm so freaking good at Five Nights at Freddy's. Okay, switch it. [Music] I know it needs to be switch it to that. basic security repair. But like how I switched like how No, wait. This is where there must be a way to switch. Dude H already stuck tattoo. You're my only hope in secret. from the square to hit mouse button. I use scroll wheel. I feel like I trip. I'm going have to go here. I probably just have to block it a bit. Let's try this generator. Just follow the soothing sound of my voice. Just follow the soothing sound of my voice. Just follow the soothing sound of my voice. Okay. [ __ ] Restart. Uh, move to the boat trail. >> If you're there, pick up. Oh, did I do this [ __ ] Touch >> there. Pick up >> bits with the cursor. Flip the flip all bits to one. Oh, okay. That's a damn it. [Music] Try again. >> If you're there, pick up [Music] like enter. Oh, it's frustrating. I should have had it. What's up? >> Just follow the soothing sound of my voice. >> The mini game was like good. This [ __ ] was not fun. That was frustrating. I did not like All right. Um, [ __ ] I got the up. Just follow the soothing sound of my voice. Just follow the soothing sound of my voice. Follow the soothing sound of my voice. Shut up. Okay. All right. All right, I have permission to do whatever the hell I want now. So, I'm going to go ahead and open all these doors up. [Music] Open the door. Oh, that's wrong. Open the door. There we go. Guys, I hope Wy doesn't find me, guys. This one looks less annoying than the other one. Pretty fast disappointing, guys. Uh heat. I I did it, didn't I? What lava? >> Check, check, check. Testing, testing. One, two, three. Great news. Power has been restored to this wing of the building. Overhead paging. >> What was that jump scare for? >> Come on back to the security office for further instructions. Oh, and try and be careful along the way. We are seeing some strange readings in the area. But you haven't seen anything unusual yet, have you? >> Actually, >> great. Head back to the security office and I'll give you more instructions on what exactly we need you to retrieve for us. >> Okay, back to the security office. Where's Where is Oh, yeah. Here it is. Security. >> Arnold, pick up. It's over. >> Oh, no. Arnold. Um, stop talking. How am I supposed to Oh, there we go. >> That was quick. So, let's talk about what you're there to find. Obviously, this possibly murderous endoskeleton has encountered some unfortunate glitches, but that doesn't mean the idea isn't sound or valuable. We think that endoskeleton has a lot of potential. And that's why we want you to retrieve Murray's original schematic for it. And after you find that schematic for us, we can certainly try to maybe find a way to probably save your life from it. If that's not incentive enough to find a schematic, then I don't know what is. Get that schematic. And with some luck, you can deactivate that endoskeleton and collect it for us as well. I can just smell that $25 gift certificate. Can't you? You need to reach Murray's executive suite. That's where the schematic most likely is. Your data diver doesn't have executive permission yet, so you can't get anywhere near it. Not a problem. We just need to find stations to upgrade your data diver until you can gain access. They're all over the facility. In fact, there's a station up in the warehouse manager's office. You should head there next. But before you go, take a hand crank for the security fence. Looks like you can get one from the inventory tube system. That's the big machine in the security office. Should be active now. Now what are you waiting for? Keep on trucking. Over and out. >> Go crank crank that soldier boy. How was I supposed how was this supposed to avoid that, bro? What the heck? Close [Music] the door. Close the door. I need to go that way. So like go away. Oh my god, he's coming. Run, run, run. How you supposed to get around that, dude? It's annoying. Okay, let's be something awesome. Can I get rid of him? La. I got a hat. What's a hat for? All right, I give the hat to God. [Music] Oh, no. No. Please. No. Why? I thought we want the hat. Maybe. That'd be cool. I thought we could be cool cuz I gave you a hat. Okay, let's see. Uh, what the heck's a hat for, then? Nothing. just give me a hat every time. >> This does. Okay. But like what what is the hat for? That's all I'm saying. Can I open this door? ahead of time and then Oh no, I can't can't open it ahead of time. Okay, but it takes it takes like the elephant a second to agg she comes over here to try to get me. Okay, I think I could go this way. Oh, I can't go this way. Let's do Let's do cuz I can go in there, but then Oh, you can hide in here. Oh, that's good. But she doesn't really come out this far. I mean, yeah, I guess it' be better to hide in here. You can see where she is. Wish come down this way or something. Let's try that. Uh, it's a lot easier than that. How do I go in that room? You shall go away. Sorry. Split them three. Hey Oh no, she's going back the other way. Oh, maybe I can go that little alley way over there if she goes far enough down. Yeah. Wait, man. I don't know. I think maybe my idea to go in the room was better. It's over here. I should move this. Yeah. Oh my god. What else could I do? Maybe I could just maybe I could just aggro her and then I could run like over here. I think probably just have to do it like that. I just have to be really quick though. Like as soon as she comes over this way and all, I'm going to have to run. Let's try. [Music] Oh, there is a place to hide in here, too. I don't think I need to just need her. Maybe I do need to put the hat, though. I might have done that wrong. Might be doing this wrong. Yeah, I think maybe need to put the hat down first and then run over there. I don't know. Yeah, that's probably what I was supposed to do. I'm probably supposed to put the hat down. Then she probably goes and like gets the hat and she sees it. I bet she shoot. That's what I'm meant to do. Go over there otherwise. Oh, I'm going to try that actually cuz I I think she should forive. Okay, so I get the hat. I probably put the hat over there. She goes and gets the hat probably. She doesn't care about the hat, but I'll just be screwed. Let's figure out another way. Okay, so get the hat. And then put the hat. The hat right here. Please, she actually cares about path. It sounds different this time. Is she going to get the hat? I don't think she's she Damn it, bro. Was she getting the hat? Doesn't look like she was really getting the hat. Can I Can I crouch past her? I feel like I don't have to talk around so quick. Let me think. He said you just to be sneaky. So that's what I'll do. I don't think he comes over here though, which is good. Oh, you know what? Oh, I know what to do. Do I know exactly what to do? I bet you. Oh [ __ ] Passes freak. Why is he coming over here now? Yeah. Okay, I get it. Now have to play the audio thing in my bed. I didn't realize that. That makes sense. And how am I going to get this? I play the audio like Well, I guess I could just [Music] [ __ ] I'm so freaking good at fighting these guys. [Applause] Should I donate $500? Absolutely. What's up, Bendy Bat? How you doing? Okay. This time pop soda. A good time with fizz time pop. We got this time pop soda. This time pop soda light cola ron pepperoni Roxy's root to root beer exotic beverage. I like the ice cold milk. I would take the exotic beverage. I'm an exotic beverage kind of guy. Everybody knows that about me. They always tell me that there's like just you're just like an exotic beverage kind of guy, you know? Okay. Oh god, I'm so bad at this. [Music] [Music] Oh, I did three. Heck yeah, bro. So good. So good at Five Nights at Freddy's, guys. So freaking itchy. So freaking itchy. Ow. Okay. M All right, get another crank. I want more crank. [Applause] Scary Sonic mask. Oh, can you put these on? How do you do that though? [Music] Oh, is save like right now saving is sleep safe? Go to bed. Go to bed. You don't want to go to bed. I break up. Can I open the window? Oh, [ __ ] I don't care about [ __ ] Should I save that? All right. Save. I have like recover the Fazbear property. Find my manager's office. Wait, did I get one? I guess I did. Well, five doctor's laptop manager's office. Oh, I have. All right. [Music] You play >> care. >> Thank you. That guy was pretty friendly. Rec crank. I can play with him though if you want. Hope he's not mad about that. Join us at Fredbear's Family Diner. Sam, he's looking pretty good as well. Sharpie salone. Oh, you look dog. Oh, beautiful. I will make it fast. Please collect your method of delivery. Welcome new users. Do you need a happy delivery package letter? Postcard card. No mama report news dispatch docu. >> Where's my message? >> Ready? >> Do you need a crappy? Uhoh. >> Oh no, he wants to play. Hey, >> what's up black mask man? How are you today? Time to play. [Music] for me. [Applause] I'm doing pretty good. I just got eaten by a robot or something. Dope. Other than that, I'm pretty good, though. Oh, what's up, uh, Stickman? Sorry, I just didn't see your message there. Oh, it's set me all the way back here. Bro, what? I mean, I guess that far now that I know what I'm doing, but it's a little bit annoying. Um, yeah. [Music] Okay. But like, how do I stop myself from getting attacked here? >> Figuring it out. >> So, I pulled the >> Are you a fan? >> Am I a fan? Um, honestly, not really. Um, I haven't really played any of the other games to be honest with you. I'm just playing this one cuz fun. I like the movie though. It was pretty good. I mean, I played a little bit of the other games, but I wasn't like like much being real. Are you a big fanatic? >> I like uh The Living Tombstones and they have some Five Nights at Freddy's songs. They're really good. A nice there. Yes. >> Anyways, you are that's cool. I know. I know it's got a big cult following, but I just didn't really get the games. I like try I tried to play them in VR and I was like, I don't know. >> I made a cosplay. >> Not really good for a VR game. >> What's up, Palm Tree Swirl? How you doing? But I I like 3D horror games like this. Kind of quirky horror games like this. So yeah, I don't know. I played some like these like Pops Playtime and Bendy and Ch. So I figured I'd give this one a go. How you doing, Palm Tree Swirl? Hope you're having a good day today. How do I not die here? I found you. >> I can't get out. I'm all good. That's good. Oh. Oh, I can get out now. Oh, run. Run. Am I alive? I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive. [Music] Don't get me wrong. >> Have you played any other fifth games? >> No, a little bit, but not much. I played like most of them a little bit, but just not very much. I definitely haven't beat like any of them. I found you. I like the boogie a lot though. Movie was cool. I like the lore and stuff. surprise. >> Oh man. [Music] God. [Music] [Music] [Applause] No. supposed to scratch. Dang it. Surprise! [Music] God break. I want ice cream. I want a nice big spicy. Yes. A little I really want my sandwich with my turkey wrap. Oh. [Music] Die presence. If you can hear me, pick up. Awesome. Glad to see you made it here without any complications whatsoever. So, we did some digging to learn more about that bothersome endoskeleton that keeps relentlessly pursuing you. From what we can tell, it was designed to keep Murray's son entertained while Murray worked. It would mimic the actions of those around it. At some point, the endoskeleton was exposed to some sort of violence, the details of which are a little fuzzy. This mimic endoskeleton then copied that violent behavior. We came up with some great ideas on how to protect yourself. Unfortunately, we came up with those ideas before the last technicians were sent in, and they ended up with less than positive results. So, it seems that maybe distraction and avoidance are your best tools, as a direct confrontation will likely result in the loss of some limbs. The previous technicians considered it an honor to lose limbs in the service of their company, and I'm sure they would tell you that themselves if they hadn't died from blood loss. We expect you'll succeed where they failed. One out of three Fazbear employees has confidence in you, so go get them, Tiger. I found the location of another upgrade station in the showrooms. You can get there if you head back through the welcome show. That's the room where you entered the building. Check the monitor. I'm sending you a camera feed. Go there. Over and out. That shoots down this way. Yeah. Is there something down here? Yeah. Oh. said to go the show, but I don't have that. Whoa. What the hell? [Applause] What the I have returned. Greetings, me lads. >> Good job. You can reach the lobby from here. >> The What's that, dudesky? >> The lobby doors have been locked by Showtime run errors, whatever that means. >> Look for a control station. You should be able to get those doors to open by restarting the welcome show program. Is this what I was supposed to do? doing well. How you doing? I'm good. Oh, sorry for my noisy chip. My spicy dill pickle chips. Okay. Okay. Yep. You're a monkey. [Music] >> A death to find dive. Hit it, Mr. Octopus. [Music] >> What am I supposed to doing? >> I think this is what I was supposed to do. >> A new world awaits. Now it's time to explore. Step right up. Don't be scared. It's time to open the door. And that was my patented Devilronic welcome show. Amazing, if I do say so myself. Please continue into the lobby. [Music] What the heck am I supposed to do with Understand? Recover the Fazbear property. Upgrade data driver in the big top show. Ah, okay. This isn't this uh Well, did I screw up? Because [Music] how do I get back now? Dang it. I think I I think I was supposed to upgrade that terminal. I screwed up. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. What have I been in this room before? This room looks like toy now. [Music] It is secret of mimic. >> What's secret of mimic the game? >> Jiggy beat. Uh this is not good. Mistake. I need to figure out how to get back to that. [ __ ] Okay. This is helpful. >> The moose is approaching. >> Error. This elevator is out of service. Thank you for your patience. >> Moose. >> Welcome. Enjoy a short ride on this reliably safe elevator to access the NCM showrooms. the moose. I don't know where to go. Heck is that? Let's rob the robot. He's so cute. I want to grab him. Oh, I can pet him. Yes. Got to run a robot. >> Drop kick the robot. >> Oh, he's so cute. Leave the robot alone. Carter Caterpillar. Look how sad he is. >> Eden had the mimic. >> Oh no. Poor Carter. >> Oh. [Music] Uhoh. >> Self-defense. God. Um, don't murder me. Don't murder me. Don't murder me. Don't murder me. Don't murder me. I screwed it up. I don't know how to get back. >> You need to upgrade it first. >> I know, but how do I upgrade it? I was supposed to upgrade it at that thing, I think, and I messed up cuz I didn't do it. And now I have to get back over there somehow. I don't know how cuz this dog keeps trying to eat me. Oh, Oh, wait. Do I do it again? >> I like that the game let me do that, though. I was like, I guess if you want to [Music] crank. I couldn't get a crate. I don't It wouldn't let me get a crate. But oh, what to do? BTW. That suit in the red room has a body. Suit in the red room has a body. I don't know. >> I don't know. >> Dead guy. >> Yeah. Well, I don't know. There's a dead guy. Is that a There's only like one way I can go, which is this way. And I can't go that way. And if I go that way, the dog murders me. Eric's going to murder me right now. Go away. [Music] Can hear you out there. Just go away. Wait. Look, there's a big problem. >> Go back to the robot bear lady ass's tent. >> Why? Okay, fine. I'm dead. So, we're going to go back to her. Mhm. I'm at the I'm at the robot barely the assistant person. >> Error. This elevator is out of service. Thank you for your patience. You can get other instructions from her. >> Attention maint but >> security personnel, please help with client relations until the elevator repair is complete. How do I repair the elevator though? Because I can't get the stupid mask off. It's just stuck there. >> Bro, go back. >> Go back where? Go back. Go back where >> security personnel. >> She was telling you what to do. >> Relations until the elevator repair is complete. She wasn't. Dude, she just says the elevator needs to be repaired. >> Attention. Elevator maintenance is >> go back to the third option. >> Refer to the repair cassette for instructions. >> Refer to the repair cassette. >> Repair cassette is conveniently located on the second floor balcony. Please enter the following code to retrieve the repair cassette. 0158 >> 0158 Somebody type that out here. I'll do it. 01 >> Exactly. 0158. >> All right. 0158. >> So, how do I But how do I do that? I got to go I got to sneak past this guy, I guess. I got to go up to the balcony, right? Okay. So, I should just go in here. He didn't even aggro yet. Okay. Lockers and buttons. Yeah. There's like a dog though, too. The dog there. What happened on my incense holder? It like disappeared. I don't understand. So weird. Oh, just going to use this plate like I used to. Oh, I'm at a chump. I have a sandalwood. I want [Music] Are you ready for Freddy? Me neither. Go away. No locker up here, bro. There it is. >> I see it. Oh my go away. Here. Oh my god. I have five. My god. He's going to come kill me now. Oh no. No. Ah. [Laughter] Why did I hit five? No. I was so close to Dude, how many monsters are out here, though? There's like three of them. Look, there's one right there, and there's one over there, and there's like another one, too. There's so many. Can I not Can I like not aggro all of them if I just aggro him? Is that possible? Why not? That would be great if I want to aggro now. I'm going to stand up this time. And it's zero one 8. Oh, yeah. Now, what do I do with this? I got to bring it back to the No, don't come up here. >> Go back. Walker. >> Oh my god, I'm so lucky. Oh my god, I'm so lucky. Oh my god, that was so scary. Go away. Go away. Go away. Go away. Go away. Go away. I'm going to go to bathroom lights. It's not going away yet. Okay. Okay. Doing all right. Doing all right. All right. Not even here. [ __ ] It's freaking gone. I get out of here. Oh, okay. So, what do I do with this >> error? This elevator is out of service. >> Okay. >> Thank you for your patience. >> Hello. >> Welcome. >> If not, uh, tell them not to worry and slide flat on the backs and grab the side walls until repairs are finished. Please follow these simple instructions to reset the elevator. First, open the repair matics box. Oh, it it may already be open, but if it isn't, then do that. Next, turn the power off. >> Power off. Okay. >> Once the elevator is off, remove any obstructions from the exposed machinery. >> It would also when machinery is clear of debris, rotate the hand crank clockwise to raise the elevator. Push the green button to open the hatch. Get under the elevator. >> Oh, there's a note here. If the elevator is out of alignment, adjust the thing that balances it. That's what it says. Oops. Hold up. I almost forgot. Make sure the emergency brake is on before attempting any repair. To realign the elevator, use the sliders to rebalance the load weight alignment doohickey. >> Bear in mind, >> if anything does go wrong, we want you to know that it's it's not your fault. >> It's another one of life's speed bumps. You are now safe to get under the elevator. >> Oh, there's a note here. If the elevator is out of alignment, adjust. >> This game's all right. I don't want to play anymore. >> That's what it says. >> That's true. >> Doesn't make sense. I almost forgot. >> Guys, I'm going to go watch you attempting any repair. >> Peace out.