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foreign [Music] are you um in our group foreign how many players do you got oh you're full stackies okay uh let me know when uh your solo uh yeah I play ranked but um the girl that I'm with right now her boyfriend is rank one so right now it's just quick play but once you're warmed up dude we'll we'll kick them all to the curb and all right peased all right we're waiting for um what's oh he's in here all right Zach you are promoted to group leader good more capture the flag oh dude it's so nice to like I mean it's because I suck because the game queues aren't that long I can't just like kick up my feet and relax let's circuit Royale second Royal I think it's that move the the robot but it's funny because it says welcome to suck it Royale um let's play uh if you can't decide just put yeah regular okay laughs can you [ __ ] foreign did you change your coil yet are you still puffing on burnt tasting it's all right it's something bad not that bad dude okay thank you I just said I'm on fire yeah they they say they still have their like little Clips but they don't have the actual like fire logo thing [Music] what's up man we'll see okay so I didn't win all my games I lost a few but uh put me in bronze Marie tried it put me in bronze three what is that perhaps I'm telling you I'm a solid top 500 player why am I here why am I here with these plebeians no I'm gonna have to [ __ ] grind my rank back yeah it's it's dumb so I'm not even gonna try I'm gonna be like Zach not even try throw a couple games and then I'll place like maybe Platinum hahaha yeah uh how many you know I wonder if it's uh if there's four tiers in each ring because if I'm plant three then have to go to black or bronze four I thought that goes one like one is the best and then you go to oh is it count backwards like that all right like every time I have those little tears I never knew which way they go it will inhale infinite they go up your uh uh gold four and then you're flat one yeah platty steadies I don't know if I like the different tiers like that though no it's very dumb dude it should just be how it was with the points everybody knew it they weren't confused like me you know yeah I just wanted to rant and Rave about that chivalry they're [ __ ] fun silvery is dead first of all okay no it's not you're [ __ ] tons of players in there no I meant like in real life oh no it's not I still have it you still have chivalry the original the original silver was dead that game's dead as [ __ ] oh yeah now that the second one is out I think duh yeah for some reason everybody stopped playing OverWatch one dude it's crazy you know the game you paid money for that you thought you owned isn't that crazy I thought I owned it you know uh at any point in time Dean could wipe the libraries and it would like break any contracts because they always start over fresh sorry about all the games like you don't legally oh you don't like actually own it you know it's gonna be hard for me one funny you know what happened OverWatch one could literally happen to any game on your PC unless it's like quarantined or something come from foreign just [ __ ] leaves I think he was promoting piracy I couldn't hear anything he was saying really who would do such a thing foreign Joker Queen sucks a pretty good thing everybody that I see played with her she's pretty good I'm gonna play with her foreign [Music] oh oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I couldn't go anywhere for that one man you and me yeah no unnecessary risks is here yeah oh yeah all right foreign I'm Chandler junkie Queenie I'm gonna learn this [ __ ] [Music] okay enough look him battery low [Applause] foreign oh neat oh man a couple more peanuts foreign [Music] pumpkins used to watch your rings the power yes I think I need to watch the new one I'm not too sure um I give up on that show bye just think it's boring they did the last one that I watched they um what they did can't even remember they got they got kills huh like last one I watched I can't even remember yeah I can't even remember it but um it was it was a while ago I I don't think I watched this week's though that's why I can't remember um but I watched uh She-Hulk last night and dude they they just sexualized She-Hulk so much man and it's like dude I've seen her have sex four [ __ ] times already I've just been watching that and or show that's pretty good Andor what's that it's like a-n-d-o-r yeah two separate words yeah it's like the prequel the Rogue one oh uh Star Trek I haven't watched the newest episode though but it's pretty good like in the first episode I just [ __ ] kills two people it murders them didn't expect that in Disney show Disney Plus show but I see blood and everything and um it was a Percy Jackson like whatever one and I'm like oh it's a Disney show like we're watching it at the school that I was at for um while I was doing security and obviously you know some movies have to be like rated G or some [ __ ] um but I watched one of them and it showed like some blood and everything and like they were murdering fools and I was like what dude like from Disney I'm like damn so I started watching all those Percy Jackson ones and like the um the maze Maze Runner ones and everything they were pretty good yeah in the first episode he like clocked somebody so hard that he [ __ ] kills him and then so he murdered his friend because he doesn't want him to tell he doesn't want to want him to tell yeah because it's like two guards so he clocks one of the guards so hard that he dies oh I see I I thought he meant like you and I we go to like the store and you hit somebody so hard you kill him and then you kill me because you don't want me to tell like dude I'm [ __ ] dumb I was like they just tell me to be quiet and I'll be like I didn't see [ __ ] no it was like two girls that were friends uh I was like too much that's a [ __ ] up movie dude beeping they [ __ ] headbutts I'm so hearty [ __ ] dies sick Yes Papa ew gross dude I kind of got used to it though because of Mandalorian if I can kill somebody too the very beginning pulls them into like a doorway and gets cut in half I forgot what how the mandalorians beginning with like somewhere near the beginning he like he's like in like a bar or some [ __ ] and he like holds him with his hook shot or whatever and like pulls him into the doorway and he gets cut in half foreign doesn't even stay like 30 seconds anymore it gives me that warning dude this 30 80. everybody said it gets hot to like 80 something 89. it honestly hasn't passed like 45 this entire night or like any other night just kidding I got a fan on it turn to the metal back do something I'm [ __ ] them up man I'm not even gonna do topping you up back you hear my girl [Music] bashing on top bashing on top bashing on top uh where'd you go okay for coming in [Music] the wrist is [ __ ] Broken Man yeah I haven't even really been focusing you dude you just been kind of handling yourself foreign foreign I finally died man I'm coming back if you back up [ __ ] forward oh [ __ ] thank you [Music] it's because they're spitting things like such a good crowd control dude dude yeah you can [ __ ] [ __ ] push people off the side like you can it negates damage all that stuff you can just shove people in the [ __ ] corner mm-hmm park behind hog behind too much I'm coming back No No Rest For You 30 seconds for me foreign they haven't like transitioned anybody [Music] bro I'm glad you liked it dude she's one of my favorite you see my damage 9k oh yeah dude nobody oh well they're sojourn is close oh [ __ ] again yeah Genji's doing good too but dude you're staying on par with him like our Genji's [ __ ] fly out though oh [ __ ] [Music] have we lose the game God we lose did our damage was way more than theirs how the [ __ ] we lose [Music] yeah see our guy was [ __ ] if that if that was the comp game we would one though why I get that second second try yeah because you're learning her right you're learning her you just got better no I'm just saying if it was a comp game we both would have pushes all the way oh oh I see okay gross you watch anime anime yes I do and hentai 2. what if your mom was anime that one was funny oh thank you [Laughter] for the reasons was anime what if it was yeah what if it was [ __ ] huh I need some [ __ ] cupcakes up in this [ __ ] what if Chris Brown smack your Rihanna was enemy what if the porno you watched was anime then I wouldn't be able to see anything because it's always black people ha ha ha ha ha what if overwatch's enemy hell yeah I'm surprised they haven't had like a Netflix OverWatch show it's like perfect for that just do it in the same cells the shorts would be like great people will watch this [ __ ] foreign you accepted my crystal my golf am I gone Jesse I'm going to send my finest catboy Warrior after you what do you think he's like good man cause like everybody here in San Francisco is like catboys or something foreign yeah sure oh yeah dude is there Joker queen porn yet or what dude there's a checkered Queen point in the first [ __ ] second she came out you know this is a queen can't find any really there's rule 34. [Music] thank you uploaded unknown image dude is this it is this the junker junker Queen [ __ ] oh my god dude she got a big old [ __ ] slong foreign foreign oh get him foreign foreign I don't know you're chasing the [ __ ] out of him man foreign what are they doing over there what's that team doing over there fighting one junkrat all six of them yeah that is not ours you idiot dude [Applause] foreign value foreign [Music] they're gonna hmm they're gonna go to bed um so you and I we can play confused [Music] dude I got a [ __ ] ton of experience there all right there's some real junk of cream corn would you say some real junker queen porn oh my God that want to try and take it what is that her [ __ ] IED because here's a little bit more for you I'm done with younger Queen point that's me I mean well look at the last one though dude oh yeah this is all your copies queue up for these two I haven't done DPS in a while if I do get deep yes in one hour Zach I'm going to get off and take a shower and then I'll be right back on if you're gonna stay up I'll probably go to bed you gotta go to bed I gotta wake up at seven or what nothing are you a soccer game just tell um what's your name to go attackies huh I'll try a Baptiste in this one what's up mad money dude OverWatch is free man you want it okay mate let's get it oh you have it uh it's on uh it's not epic or steam uh uh Battlenet and then dude also check out stuff already too it's 13 on the CD Keys game's funny [ __ ] OverWatch to play for free um dude have you guys ever heard of the this thing called the one chip challenge yeah dude people are getting Hospital lives over it dude I did it today bro you idiot bro that [ __ ] was hot bro yes dude scientists [ __ ] made that [ __ ] okay so you can die so you could die I mean it was hot but it wasn't like that hot you just finished telling me you almost died I didn't even drink water dude yeah you probably ate one from like Mexico or something it wasn't full full formula hey check this out dude you're gonna I I gotta check this out would you get would you eat this with me oh to be something so great all right would you would you ever eat this Jesse never heard of a Carolina Reaper oh yeah yeah that's not that hot that's not bad yeah it isn't dude I've had those before Carolina reap easy I got some Carolina Reaper jerky do you really I ate some before how was it good stuff huh you like like hot stuff you guys playing OverWatch playing OverWatch no no but what are you playing over um Baptiste here no I mean you're playing competitive oh game mode I can barely hear you dude it's [ __ ] this game is Just loud yeah we're playing Tom uh if you need a tank or an average DPS player I'm there guys foreign not anymore buddy the whole [ __ ] Squad out here with you I'll get him back on point is it me or they made the characters move faster they made the DPS move faster yeah I think a soldier they slid the soldier down I'm thinking that Reinhardt feels way faster dude I was like what the [ __ ] is shipping out dude I'm counting man I am towering over their DPS and their [ __ ] heels you just can't keep up see is that oh I took that to them just one of them to the face we're gonna put me down oh no dude go ahead and download it right now broskies 11 what do you say no for Mike he needs to go ahead and download this game right now time to start making up for it don't let them peer pressure you Mike but download it no peer pressure in there you have a Discord block explicit messages no no we're at Congo oh yeah he baby 11. 11 I was trying to send you some Joker queen porn oh behind us behind his neck a little hallway little hallway and it's blocked that's weird yeah it says you have a bot that requested that uh you don't see any drama queen porn yeah he's not the first person I'd look up anyway so Clyde told me no no oh Clyde yeah what I noticed when Zenyatta did his alt on the floor there used to be a design and now there isn't they took they took that away dude do we have any DPS right here foreign they're [ __ ] lacking come on [Music] rain this all right you ready Congo I'm actually anything from somebody you're taking oh oh Zach is gracious enough to give you a tank dude you better not fail him I'm bronze three Zach I don't know what I am I don't think I'm ranked yet how could you not be ranked dude you play Nothing But tank with me am I right I don't know how do I try it it says games you just [ __ ] check here it says it right there when you pick your rolls actually I guess do you have to win 10 Rounds seven rounds it's only what oh I don't know I don't know these things I don't think I'm ranked yet [Applause] foreign foreign right Congo turn off your [ __ ] bot so I can send you this Joker queen porn I seriously have a bot If he if he has it on there dude he wants it there for a reason why the crazy thing about it is that he spent money for that bot as well I just keeping cool I'm just kidding all right Congress requests that Discord block any messages or most accurate robots seem to be explicit men confesses to murdering sister or flirting with her boyfriend and Bella wow how dare you sister flirt with my boyfriend oh and I will kill you it's so stupid foreign as team captain I choose your guys's character for you so Zach you're gonna also get it uh [Music] already we on attackies mode hmm this place is a city for scientists why do they hate it he is not a scientist s did they change doomfist at all yeah yeah they made him a tank okay change it into a tank doesn't mean anything that's a total change he has different moves yeah foreign [Music] foreign foreign seven eight foreign things you know that changes man it looks what is his left what does his shift do it's like uh it's it's like a meteor striped shirt but it like goes really far it's like seismic slime but it goes really far oh yes understand uh cool Zach I said cool uh I already have that game on my computer but I also have it on switch okay Super Mario 3D World Mario but speaking of that there's there's a mod for the Metroid Prime Trilogy and has Mouse controls hmm so you can play it or you could play it with two joysticks and there's like an HD texture pack so if you want to play the metric crime trilogy on PC dude what the [ __ ] is our Mercy doing foreign doesn't matter she wasn't feeling anyways fight in me [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] why can't I play support you play his tank sack I can't play support the game doesn't want you to play a support Zach could you play this tank all right [ __ ] you dick is he here yeah would you please think exactly everybody I think I want to try DPS Oh I thought we had four people waiting for your group to select yeah cancel it because I want tank oh since you went tank I can only play sport oh okay I'll play it PSN I guess hopefully I think or I guess I can still do DPS you guys you guys don't just want to play oh I just wanna play oh yeah we're doing the roll cue which is Band-Aid for goats I shouldn't be in Goods yes it was like it looks here on Uranus I drink 240s and I'm not drunk it's so sad well congratulations Zach I'm sad I'm not drunk at all I don't think nobody cares I'm sober that's good no it's not I mean you should quit drinking for like six months and then those 240s will [ __ ] you up that's the thing he can't dude he's addicted I didn't drink for a day his mind is weak and he needs it I didn't drink for a day [Music] amazing to say to that what if I want wings it's not enough Dad it's not enough what if I want wings and I had my best friend was like an alcoholic for 10 years and the last couple of years were pretty bad I think he's funny he finally uh got help and got rehabbed and he's doing good that's good man yeah freaking some of my best friends like dude one lost their life the other got on the on-ramp or the off ramp to the freeway he used it as an on-ramp and then head on collision with a UPS truck and just do drugs and alcohol just ruin people's lives man they start stealing money they start stealing everything and they [ __ ] neglect their families it's horrible all to like go drink or get high or something that's [ __ ] worthless I wish I was an alcoholic but yeah it's sad that you say that but it's very true one of these days Zach you'll grow up and you'll understand and realize that it's not something to laugh at yeah yeah how old is that I used to be an alcoholic it was act like 12. yeah I'm 12. he goes to the 7-Eleven with his fake ID no I used to be an alcoholic but not anymore man they ain't no eh if you're drinking every night not really I used to drink like a handle every night totally different dude that's the same man you're over here wishing and feigning and oh okay let's use a different example let's say he was a smoker and he would smoke two packs a day he is dude he's going through like six ounces of that [ __ ] jelly juice hold on let's say he was he was a smoker and he smoked two packs a day and now now he just smokes three cigarettes a night he's still just smoking every day but there's a big ass difference that's a big difference he's making Improvement yeah well I used to not drink at all but now I don't give a [ __ ] that's just a little bit no I just don't give a [ __ ] are you gonna be a sigma thank you boy nobody I just stay away from liquor and I'm like a are you getting a chunky I drink a whole bottle of vodka but my wife would be real mad is you can drink as long as you don't act stupid oh yeah no it's it's when you start acting angry and like trying to fight people oh I do okay man he was gonna fight his five-year-old daughter on his life go check your live stream it's all there dude because of what my friend put me through like I'd have like I'd be like I love you Zach but I will totally beat you yesterday's drunk I beat that I don't even play with any of that I have zero tolerance for that oh I'm like six two dude oh well big deal I bet you I got weight honey though I don't think so before she went more than you no I weigh more than both of you but I'm all muscle baby okay that's also a liar you're also you're also drunk though no I'm not he said it he's drunk you would be drunk oh how did this guy get [ __ ] how's this guy get back in the chat dude we got him hey Mike so when are you gonna come over with that [ __ ] spicy jerky man whoa dude slow down there buddy I know the beginning stages of our relationship but I see jerky the alligator one oh my bad after getting rid of e does we have may coming up right behind us yo you guys playing OverWatch 2 right now can you use controller on that [ __ ] yeah yeah all right okay let's get it I'm already on this [ __ ] dude invite me bro invite me do this other guy's out healing the [ __ ] out of me oh he's better dude I'm keeping it up with DPS man our DPS sucks oh never mind no I need this I was gonna switch the soldier well somebody's already Soldier I believe I hear it yeah I know yeah I'm doing asses DPS let me switch to McCree uh you're new to PC a new guy spicy jerky guy Mike just thinks Mike's like a like your friend but now he got a PC my name is Mike like Mike oh Mike and Mike is my goal dude I'm Michael as well you know Michael Michael no no no that's his slave names don't ever use his Escape what's your slave name you mean [ __ ] that man up how am I getting Frozen up here I'll tell you to mount the keyboards tonight um it's not that I just uh I have my PC in my living room not at a desk so I'd have to lean over in my back would be killing me so I just like do you plan on solving that uh that's a good question in TV tray they have those lap trays they're like that's what I used to do I sent him a message with um what was that dope ass thing that I sent you Mike and you're like oh I'm [ __ ] buying it now oh [ __ ] it's called a um I don't [ __ ] remember it was like 200 it was like one or two hundred bucks so I was like that's kind of stupid he just makes it I was like I can find a used one dude let's just get whatever you want from velcro slap it all on a piece of wood dude Velcro dude I got a piece of wood dude in your pants are you guys moved on from Ark and on to the OverWatch like uh Blake just stop playing for some reason I don't know why I'm gonna go to Ark we need the payload dude why isn't my game mode oh here it is all right in Miami Brothers what role do you play wish I had another 40 dude should I drive to 7-Eleven I get another 40. I'm not new dude I'm a veteran I'm a veteran no I don't want me I've got anybody accuse me of not killing the man we have some more drinks here but I think my wife will be mad if I drink I feel less mad at you if you should be more mad if you drove oh yeah so that's why you gotta order it use a 7-Eleven app is that a thing yes all right Congo you don't know where to be quiet oh my bad well if it's if it's have him not drive then yeah I was under the impression he was considering driving he's weighing my options man your options and that's one of them [ __ ] [ __ ] I think if you tried anal sex you'd probably find it more pleasurable than drinking oh no come on it's 22. you don't have to worry about there are no more lines yeah well there's a line and on this side of it I ain't gay it just meant it's not more pleasurable unless you're doing it on cocaine well those are sex swords everyone I got out healed on this one when he does coke his little sphincter constricts what the [ __ ] not me dude you talking about me getting gas dude yeah these are getting a new hobby of chasing the dragon that's the dragon you should chase the cross stage you're hanging foreign Mike what's your ad your ad name uh Trump and the numbers behind it there are no numbers um there there it is oh I'm sorry one one three three three this is really a 7-Eleven app though yeah they just use don't they you can use doordash uh or um I think the Uber app is actually cheaper I mean the uh 711 app is cheaper only specifically 7-Eleven yeah who do they who delivers it for them though I think Postmates Postmates are an 18 year old you're not oh [ __ ] Mike dude you got you got 13 bucks Mike for what chivalry dude I'm not dude I just got this game good enough this game is crazy dude I'm not getting another game [Music] she said I just got space yeah what are you running on one teraflop yeah foreign do you guys know what the next door app is uh-uh well let's just app you get when you when you have neighbors somebody wrote that their daughter ate a weed a cannabis muffin from a dispensary and she developed schizophrenia and she's not homeless and uh that's what I said you'd have to be doing it like I honestly I wanted to write on there like dude she took meth bro there's no way you have to be laced with something yeah yeah there's no way we does it no way ain't no way when we queue up for a roll you have to pick you up for a roll as well so you're saying there's uh it went like presses the Go Button there's a young girl that's wandering the streets who he can capture and nobody would know keep as our little personal assistant what is it called Neighbors next door app next door app I'm surprised you don't have I know you're uh stand up guy in the community um pick or pick a pick a roll which role do I pick anyone you want to play Let's play now yeah press ready on the bottom wait is it seven now is that what I'm supposed to get 7-Eleven app that's seven now set hold on let's see if they changed it 7-Eleven rewards and shopping or something oh yeah seven now delivery yeah IP when you get it though it's charged too much for uh doordash [ __ ] man like it's way too expensive can you put us in the training thing so he can like sell some characters practice range okay Charon what I want you to do is I want you to pick character try them out no I won't drink anymore I have to get up at seven good the dude a trump the dude right now the dude who looks like Cyclops he's probably like a super easy like first pick yeah I want to be the this is the guy that like hops around and uh I think it's this guy oh it's at the bottom left he's a monkey ah this guy oh well he has hops too dude he's a monkey too the problem is that's not a DPS character you chose DPS so I wanted you to choose the DPS character so he can actually it's applicable I mean what the [ __ ] are you talking about bro there's three categories you have tank DPS and healer so in the if you press h or go back to spawn or wherever you can change your character in the middle that's all the DPS at the left side that's all the tanks and on the right that's all the healers yeah yeah exactly Okay so let's come back in the yellow room get back to the yellow room I'm choosing my character no no that's not choosing a character go back in the other that's choosing the uh a character to shoot at oh um okay dude say whatever you guys said again you see the dude with like the who looks like Cyclops from X-Men he's like a good like first character he's on the third one on the bottom yeah he's like super basic like here's Call of Duty man basically it's Call of Duty man is that what he said your right click is awesome too or well whatever your whatever it is on controller so yeah he's as basic as they come but he's like super easy to just pick up okay how do you run fast in this game only one character only one character oh yeah you're on controller all right yeah I don't know the controls for uh uh the controller you're not in the yellow you want to change that to uh left choice nice I'm ready fellas let's do it uh you should try a different characters though but I just wanted to show you that so when you see him and you like you're doing you feel like you're doing it bad you can just choose him and he's the most basic try uh let's see who else you could try try my cream my crew is a good one to try to Cassidy there you go her name is Cassidy Cassidy McCree is is his evil name is Cassidy two how do you change your [ __ ] key lines McCree is his rape name okay so when you're uh in options go to controls and then go go to the right where it says change hero and you have to choose a specific hero oh all right let's see yeah if you got it yeah I see and then I just highlight that um let's get it options I am gonna be what the [ __ ] is this thing dude it's neighbors so this neighbor's thing like you just like sign in and you can like see what your neighbors are doing and [ __ ] yeah it's like Facebook but like for Neighbors ah I was telling me one of my one of my neighbors is Stillman Thelma lives way the [ __ ] out in like Silverwood oh yeah nah it's it's it's like people in the area is this sure sounded like she was yeah she's like calling far at night they're uh was there a cue to Launch eat at lunch yeah like lunch but no for OverWatch oh yeah sweet let me know when you guys are [ __ ] done he's hopping now in case there's a queue all right guys oh what the I'm already dead got myself kill myself I want to go back no opposition is damn dude [ __ ] I got no Heelys oh both healers are dead foreign I just want a pizza now yeah I mean you know because you're an alcoholic Zach oh it's 7-Eleven pizzas are kind of gross no they're not bad man when you're getting fresh I think they're all right it's like not better than other places but it's not bad it just makes me smarter than no Domino's this makes me fart like Domino's you like something no it's can you slide in this game the black DPS chick ah yeah because it's the price oh I [ __ ] this guy up dude I don't think we've played this map have we yeah on the peacock [Music] look at the the payloads the peacock I keep maybe you played it without me I haven't played it though what's the one with the payload the payloads like the um the Boombox oh this is the end this is the boot box yeah it's a Boombox uh peacock s dude how am I not killing these people this game [ __ ] sucks all right how do you uh heal e can you press e w I'm just too excited to learn this is a big character right here oh we're escorting this thing wow you get in there get in there McCray's e is still pretty tight is there a friendly fire on this game no that would be cancer there was there is an Halo okay smash them Jesse Yeah Yeah let's get it brother is that you next to me right here on me full team what are you doing over there oh too big you guys know about my uh patchy Mari charm weapons charm dude the weapons turns they're lame they didn't put any effort into them it's weak as [ __ ] dude that is too fast you guys really strong play Reaper if you want a more buff character oh yeah and I think every every shot that you land has a self-healing I thought it was food tank on tanks no they did it to where it's like only him now only tank no I thought that was OverWatch one yeah [Applause] you want to get crushed again [ __ ] get that [ __ ] I'm gonna keep stealing my kills but I don't want to say anything [Music] pretty [ __ ] good I'm 10 Killers where do you see that press tab oh [ __ ] yeah I got 10 kills bro you're good for your first game yeah look at this robot flying everywhere die [ __ ] again next next round you should play us so Jordan she's basically the same thing as the character just playing she's like a black Call of Duty character this is the Apex it call of Apex [ __ ] are double teaming okay don't let them double team me dude oh I shot her when she was invisible it makes me so heavy or if you want somebody who's not gonna die quick pick a tank Virginia oh my God we don't want some in and out right now dude in and out sounds good always it's funny because I have an internet in and out hat I don't know why that's funny but it's funny hey you know I was healing you bro what the [ __ ] no you do have Heelys but uh what's this Mercy oh am I getting triple team man what's going on with this guy who is this [ __ ] Jesse [ __ ] this guy dude oh you should use your all uh he hasn't used this all yet uh yeah I don't hate Mike how did he do it it's you oh why yeah triangle uh bar oh I see oh is this like a special ability yeah yeah [ __ ] yeah nice oh [ __ ] but it runs out dude I just throw this up I'm getting the blues right now yeah I don't think Zach's really playing too mean reset and regroup look at my damage dude they're gonna we're getting destroyed right now close get on the point my appointment [ __ ] [ __ ] now they get to talk [ __ ] to us too dude I need to try this this fish because now they have her when she hacks them they only get hacked for a second but they also take like a damage increase yeah this game is like one of those games where you can't touch it what are you talking about this game dude I will just laugh so it shouldn't talk [ __ ] to him yeah dude until you get the [ __ ] tucked out of you oh wait you coming in Blake or not okay back out back up I'm playing right no oh I see you're gonna play rank with me huh I see yeah no we can't with this little nigga's new dude put me on the game dude you guys want to [ __ ] around and find out dude yeah put me in the game actually my brother-in-law is pretty good at this game this game 1v1 1v1 me bro lots of 1v1 this beef jerky man exactly there yeah are we ready yeah did you get your pizza buddy I'm trying to I've never like heard of anybody ordering a pizza I'm so leather dude I just wanna I don't think I'd ever want to order a pizza from 7-Eleven would that be like the last resort dude order a pocket [ __ ] man you're the one chip challenge right now it'd be hilarious oh my bad my bad he just Chomps it up just [ __ ] doesn't even phase him right it does sound really good oh dude again that was me I was texting I'm sorry this chick was cute dude loyalty man I'll just set it up and I'll order beer tomorrow do it again while you ordered beer anyways you have to go and pick it up for yourself all right Mike which one are you just take uh I'm uh what's it called damage we we screwed over we screwed over Trump can only be healer healer don't worry I'll pick up the slack which scary which guy are you come on Mike you gotta hurry up or else it's Gonna Cancel that again and then Zach's gonna take like 50 minutes to do it support you can only pick one might do okay press accept or whatever it is at the bottom of that orange thing it says we're waiting for group members just to let go okay at the bottom Mike I know it's like great oh here we go all of a sudden I'll do what is going on all right so which character which one are you bro that's the only thing you can do right now or support or or damage damage you know you could be damaged the support is the hardest role to play I was telling you that right now dude [ __ ] support this infected me 25 for [ __ ] 18 pack of beer [ __ ] that yeah I'm not gonna order beer I'm just gonna get a pizza call it what you wanna call it Saxon alcoholic he said that he's not though I mean literally by the definition I wouldn't say like maybe not a severe alcoholic I don't I hope you're not waking up and drinking like my old boss who died from he he just finished saying if he could he would he also said I'm just weighing my options Blake and one of those options was driving down the 7-Eleven after he just had two parties let's call an Uber and have the Uber driver [ __ ] hey bro you're lit right now that's a good idea and then all this and then all this talk about like you know I'm just [ __ ] alcoholic from being an alcoholic and everything [ __ ] Congo goes you know you could just get it from 7-Eleven right like a 7-Eleven app they just [ __ ] ship it to your door or you know drive it to your door I was like oh my gosh basically what they do is they go through like doordash that's all they're doing yeah I think that's what Mike was saying you're acting like you couldn't have figured that out so he did it what when he said oh really they do that yeah he had no idea that they did that man this x primitive dude he just sits there with his beards grunting and [ __ ] what was that oh [ __ ] it uh even worse I said it's even better it's all it's all bad dude he's recovering from everything oh my God thanks what the hell did I get I got DPS I'm not gonna order anything Mike this is on you dude dude yeah Zach is like wobbling around when a character can't even wobble around like I was watching uh back last round and he was over there bumping into like chairs and desks and [ __ ] dude couldn't get out of Spawn uh Defenders okay I just kind of stand behind you guys and heal ing standing behind stand in front wherever you don't get hit and you'll do good he's a dumbass roll I shouldn't have picked this bro I hate this well I'll probably get off right now so after this game we're in the middle of it oh after I mean his character's sick you don't get to fight you just heal it's so whack yeah yeah actually that character is very good at dpsing if you know what you're doing yeah if you know what you're doing dude you pop her old and they just go use your shift and then jump or use your uh ability and then jump and it like throws you in the air we gotta jump you know toss you in the air receive my Aid feelers I need heels are dead I need heels bad like now we need to regroup wait to regroup Trump I need heals bad uh pretty much [ __ ] how do you do that Zach do what are you doing my character dude can't deal with that character you just have to pee all over everybody feeling the [ __ ] out of Blake right now thank you piss on him I'm healing I'm just I'm just a Healer guy I'm just a Healer you gotta do damage with the other dude I'm [ __ ] juicing up Blake right now should die oh what is that oh dude what the [ __ ] I can't wipe this [ __ ] Dragon bro really yeah I'm gonna just ain't performing what oh I mean I mean he's not she has a not the best of that you want me to do better okay yes come on guys let's see oh Mike's about to have us all your old goes it's like a big laser beam and it goes into Shields and heals and kills we go good job guys yeah man go hell yeah boy I'm dead Zach and I coming back from Spawn all right you might guess you might oh these low cars go yeah boy [Music] shift if it's green you go fast if it's yellow you heal and press e you do a boost over here Mike your main goal is to be very annoying and knock them all over the place because we're all dead yeah don't pop your old one we're all dead Blake with [ __ ] 5K damage man oh yeah I can't go catching up you're on a [ __ ] roll uh Trump left the game oh what come on Mike over the internet what again dude he had fun alley cat all right man I'll be right back I'm gonna go take a shower and all right cut my hair you waited all day to do that foreign
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