no glue oh so hey [Music] favorite here come on get your head in the gate [Music] oh never know what hit him [Music] this heading out [Music] [Music] pairing armor [Music] [Music] locked and loaded repairing armor armor [Music] [Music] the fog sets in [Music] oh very much um so [Music] foreign uh oh watering up [Music] one repairing armor do repairing armor locked and loaded fire clocked pairing armor uh good what's up spider bear how you doing so me [Music] using a healthy [Applause] [Music] [Music] armoring up that's good that guy was pretty good actually let me try my speech but it's not working there we go [Music] [Music] but still get wrecked yeah i thought i was gonna die for a second i was like i'm sure okay that sucks it's ending on the zone already [Music] [Music] okay got wrecked the game is kinda like ford i mean call of duty yeah want a minute what do you want to drink i don't know probably just get some water yourself okay [Music] chicken [Music] chicken right here [Music] [Music] can you girls shut up yes you just said that because you want to play more of you yeah i want to finish this game [Music] repairing armor what's up perfect red here oh what's up brad how you doing this has been a crazy game so far i'm surprised i'm still alive good i just woke up lol using a health potion oh [ __ ] got some trihards in this lobby oh that was a good game though that was good though gg no read i'm just waiting till grandma poster you gonna play jesse can i say hi i say hi yeah say hi hello [Music] what daddy you want what i want my meal you want milk that was a good ass game yeah dude did you watch it that was crazy i was fighting like four people at once it got stuck in the little door and then these [ __ ] barbarians keep asking you for [ __ ] and people are like pounding you yeah i'm gonna get her milk real quick i'll be right back handle it handle it go jump over to the other discord so red can play uh yes this to that everything is all set take out the trash have fun don't fall and take out the plates i'm gonna meet myself real quick okay play realm royale you got yourself a snack as well um one of the weenies from yesterday delicious are good so funny you bring them right off the grill and you put one right in your mouth and then you complain that it's burning a million degrees hot like hell yeah dude what's up brady there he said that he just muted he's like i'm gonna mute myself i don't know what he's doing though you drop my water real quick oh yeah [Music] i had to clean all the pizza juice off the floor dude was there more than just that little spot it was like streaked all across the floor it's like she was rubbing her instagram i got home i turned my computer on and um i don't know what i was doing i i remember waking up like sitting in my computer chair like how it leans back and everything i just woke up with my legs kicked up on the on the table and i was leaning back and i was like oh my back hurts what the hell i woke up in like the weirdest spot well i don't know where red x is let's just play all right give him one more chance you got one more chance fo what there he is you ready ready ready to play [Music] oh wait do i have no fill on uh yeah i do okay team fill up [Music] i hate playing with teammates in this game they just steal everything yeah and half the time they don't even land with you and then they don't win i very rarely get a good teammate in this game dude those kids were hard last game yeah you went into like a pro team i'm [ __ ] hungry you should have brought some food with you dude no that's all your food man you keep it [Music] look at all these af cares oh yeah i should go to the graveyard you know where i'm landing in the sanctuary wow well i'm in there somewhere zach you see me right there somebody brought the cowboy skin one more second you go to crossing you ready no i'm gonna land all the way at sanctuary man oh you're gonna land there i'm battle ray all these fools that want to battle the afk yeah i have a knife battle yeah very rarely you get lobbies like this you got to take advantage of it all right don't don't do anything just let yourself fall out at the end oh it's gonna be over the water dude it is i think so yeah it's going to be over the water we're gonna see like half the lobby die right now dude everybody's dying to pistols and whatnot dude these guys are getting oh my god is fighting somebody i think okay i don't know where he is dude look at all these people man like 90 of the lobby is dead already i am him yeah wearing armor you didn't have the commando chicken in your uh no i had a a cowboy assassin some just uh people skins and then like a rocket ship landing marker should i buy the commando chicken if you want the one that you have is pretty dope yeah ain't nobody here i got an arm maroon right here if you guys wanted i already have one the potion one this is yeah they're right up there [Music] damn get it boy get it oh oh my gosh i'm lagging i just see you like going on that i do not have enough money [Music] yeah look at how hard i'm carrying [Music] locked and loaded armoring up [Music] i'm just messing with him scared the beepers out of him oops my bad i went to go do mine and it went years i think you can fool me got special landmines i'm gonna go super deep in there somewhere i'll find some fools find some pools to kill there's no chest near us time to go let's go are we leaving soon um not for a while okay not for a while were you guys going the arcade uh yes um like yeah yeah we're going to uh dave and buster's zach where's your your uh teddy bear why do you got a horse i don't daddy better on my screen oh you have a horse on my screen too that's weird daddy better hurry yeah hurry up okay so better hurry up daddy drive you guys guy like a guy book but a guy can i guys be your guide dad can i be your guide yeah be my god girls what are you doing ariel what'd you do what the hell is that noise dude [ __ ] [Music] oh i'll take your little peeper thing about to take the fly somebody else coming up can i be steady guy like can i tell you like when you go like when the first place comes like you have to go and stuff you better move don't care about those people you better move don't care about anyone in your screen the first fields coming don't run that way before 40 seconds 40 seconds so you better run get out of that village i guess we could make potions real quick so you can it will come soon [Music] you better hurry up the flesh feels coming the fourth field is coming i don't know if we don't have time we have enough time dude we're right here you know what i mean so i think the the payout is way better no the payout is way better zach it's we're right here oh yeah there's enough time you better hurry up the first don't care about anyone on your screen just me wow how selfish is this healing graphic if your health's glow let's get a crossing pick up the pieces pick up the pieces over here what are you how do you open the game how do you win the game you're the last one alive i wonder what you and jessie way we always do oh they're shooting up here i think you guys have to kill each other dad you have to joke dad you have to kill jesse dad why aren't there two people dad why are there two people oh [Music] zoo way over there oh [ __ ] to the right over here to the right that's right i'm your guys oh [Music] daddy can i tell you guys i'm your guide yeah jesse miss the other guy [Music] yeah you help me with this bow guys yeah he's over here he's right next to me somewhere i hear his boat going off there he's over here he's right here mountain right now i'm more worried about the bow guy because he's really good oh dude he keeps throwing that [ __ ] thing out at me and i fall for it every time he's right here oh dude i sort of swore there's a third party going on yeah where's the person i think he died he's going to have to come down here who is that eat the raw chicken red spider the raw chicken dress you eat the raw chicken was that the guy with the sword of the bow it was a whole different dude i don't know where the sword gear went oh this one's all up here daddy you gotta be careful oh there's a person right there right next to the fourth right here at the south at the saw daddy's the blue person that's right next to force field they're on the forge about to steal the blue all ready well it's a team there's two at least [Music] i got one right next to me oh yeah daddy my wife i know what i'm having for dinner [Music] honey [Music] right here yeah that's the guys i'll take that i'll take this oh never mind oh sorry that's all right somebody else is fighting near us i don't know where dad why do you say i meant to turn you up to us because i can't hear you at all [Music] daddy daddy tell him eat raw chicken oh [ __ ] enemies tell the people in the game then they turn into chickens i'm a raw chicken you see that amigos there's a couple here raw chicken that tastes like the raw chicken with the people in the game are raw chickens once i don't know where they went probably in here daddy where's the first field i wanna see the place uh [Music] that guy's like a pro yeah wait we getting some good commentary is that pennzoil why are there chickens blowing the [ __ ] dad why were there chickens blowing a horn chicken's blowing a horn yeah i have no idea what she means by that [Music] good dad we don't know what you mean by that like like you saw them look like a knock knock okay it's like you once she's talking about the chicken at the top oh because [Music] all right what's up tsg you got this downloaded you want to play [Music] hello [Music] [Music] what's up [Music] yeah are you gonna play yeah all right well what's your uh i'll be back in like an hour or two i'll help my dad with his car okay for sure bluetooth what are you playing it sounds fine it's just quiet i just turned up your volume i'll meet myself real quick hold up my wife's calling me all right you gotta boot it up or what what are you guys doing dad what are you guys doing are you playing on ps are you playing on uh pc daddy he's still playing okay i can invite you to discord them daddy hits okay this chord is not that he's discord daddy daddy jesse left why'd he left he had to go help his dad oh what's what ah so does that not work it did not give me a message um [Music] let's see well you can ask to join if you like hover over the where it says realm royale the chat the lobby it there there's like an option that says ask to join like the lobby it says realm royale then if you go to the right it says ask to join or i can just invite you in game let me figure out how to do it though uh all right what's your name i could just invite you but by your name [Music] you just want to put your name in the discord and i'll uh and i'll invite you by using your name daddy who's discord discord's like a program honey bubba what [Music] who are you invited tsg hello tsg [Music] dad um tsg there's somebody who watches my show why are they watching because it's good dad wouldn't listen to me i mhm jeez so [Music] so hello hey what's up blueberry how you doing good that's good just trying to get tsg in here it's not working all right let me try that all right easier i am still waiting for my game on my switch because no one will answer my dad so i can't get it [Music] i'm still waiting for my game that's what's good is there my dad what do you mean by that waiting for them on my switch because no one will answer my dad what does that mean [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] because i am getting a game and my dad is getting it by buying it online from people but they won't answer [Music] will you want to play this game with us you can play on your switch [Music] um it's free it's free actually where that name came from that it's free real estate [Music] it's like tim and whatever's uh i can't remember the name of it that was a funny eyeshadow dr brown [Music] this [ __ ] was so stupid oh we should have went to the crossing drop where are we crosstalk he's gonna be nowhere near us oh people already dropped there huh oh they're fighting like [Music] if it is on crazy switch store now [Music] oh i'm dead [Music] i got him another person on me [Music] two the funny thing is blue chicken [Music] firstly this whole team is shaking i'm getting realm royal now some fishes i'm bringing this game back like three people into playing it [Music] [Music] exactly oh you died yeah i died a while ago that was the very beginning my game is gonna take 11 minutes to download if you break everything down you might be able to resurrect me at the forge i don't know how much it costs it gets more expensive as the game goes on though it's still pretty early in the game so that brings us all back gg that's a wild dude there's a lot of people there i guess that should be expected what is this website i think i might be good on this game because i'm kinda good at gun game all right [Music] me [Music] ready up tsg [Music] my realm royal is nine minutes till it's done cool cool you got a fourth in here [Applause] [Music] oh he left [Music] never mind [Music] let me see i think you messaged me but we gotta get off all right let's do also [Music] huh [Music] [Music] you should just do games on that and i will tell you when mine is done okay [Music] okay [Music] good fungal [Music] oh [Music] uh my game is halfway done [Music] [Music] nobody [Music] yes blue i'm just gonna go get this box over here go grab that one you head over there with me to jaguar [Music] come on fishy fishy come on come here oh look this blue fish is right here this game looks really cool [Music] yeah i like it oh my god i got it i got it all right time to take the blue fish over here whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa it's jumping onto onions fish oh [Music] my game is almost done [Music] oh [Music] um [Music] [Music] yep [Music] how could i have [Music] you lost how can i cheat but how are you [Music] and you have to believe there's somebody here [Music] is daddy shark and baby shark into the jungle if we don't save them now my family might be in great danger save our shark family oh no ping pong friends let's go find a shark family in the jungle let's find monkey shark first [Music] i didn't even know realm royal was on nintendo switch yes [Music] you're right it's me mommy shark thanks for finding me i think daddy shark is around here can you help me find him sure let's look for daddy shark now have you ever [Music] my game is on 70 percent [Music] where is everybody holy thank you all so much [Music] [Music] shall we look for baby shark now if i do get to play with you i probably won't be that good it's all good man oh [Music] we found baby shots [Music] oh [Music] those are chests that go up right next to us thank you so much [Music] oh [Music] [Music] remember you've got to put your money in put your money not down [Music] another chest [Music] holy [ __ ] [Music] okay okay ready go one two two okay [Music] you're ready [Music] i'll play another round [Music] yeah keep playing [Music] let's go to crosstalk because i don't like it how it's so slick nobody there [Music] so there it is [Music] i'll be right back [Music] [Music] where did you go my game is about to be done ppg are you there yeah i'm here to get pizza my game is done now but keep playing [Music] never know what hit him i didn't even get a gun dude let's go like already got a gun before me crazy i got one myself where's all the chests i will go for a second i need to sort my account out get taken holy [ __ ] oh you got chicken [Music] holy wow uh carrying my armor the guy that killed me holy [ __ ] he wasn't oh we both get killed with him why billy smoke that other dude take all my chickens cool i'll play another one no i'm down yeah i was going to wait till blueberry came on because i was going to play uh i don't know how to set up the account they don't know how to set up the account i think you just uh i don't know because i gotta watch something i'll probably go then too if blueberry's not gonna jump on he said he couldn't figure out his account well maybe next time blueberry i don't know maybe figure it out it shouldn't be too hard to set up an account though let's probably just make one on uh i know the games or something i don't know what it would be on mine's linked to my steam account so oh that works but i have it on my nintendo switch i don't remember it being very difficult i have to send an email to my phone but it is not sending it to my phone [Music] hello hey what's up skate ninja skate ninja online all right let's win crossing this time oh oh you gained some more subs yeah i think i might try to get to 500 subs today i'm going to stream beat saber at like one 500 subs i'm gonna do like a long beat saber stream try to get to 500. how much are you at now 483 yeah no it's gonna take at least two days with you what are you gonna do will you do anything for 500. yeah i want to get closer today yeah probably yeah will i do anything for 500 subs i don't think i'll do anything i feel like i've been pretty self-respecting so far i don't know why that would i mean change ate that hot beef jerky but i like spicy stuff so that wasn't really that bad 500 people are gonna be sucked up person that's addicted to water love it [Music] what about one thing i'm not sure if you saw but like i think it was like the day before today it was like lexie came in the stream and said if you don't come down for dinner can i give you what i remember jesse coming in the stream saying if you don't come down for dinner i'm gonna give your food to the dog it was like like a couple days ago uh i don't even know if i heard her i don't even remember that because it was like whenever you ended stream it was like after uh you didn't see it oh it was in the chat [Music] okay pick up holy [ __ ] bro i'll go crazy i need help over here do this a lot of people [Music] actually i think i got it is [Music] armoring up is this game free yeah this game's free you want to play i'm locking on bushes this game makes no sense [Music] oh i got the armor in no way that's good well how do i get it on steam you can get it on steam like i could have sworn i just saw somebody i swear to god good chicken and that's really i just saw something yep there's a guy right there he was on a horse i don't know if i can catch up to him he was headed down here oh he's heading down and crossing our hair damn it i forgot my mouse i'm using a laptop [Music] the fog sets in the vlog that was the fog so that's it i'm gonna forge no nobody's using it just be smoke coming at the top of somebody's using it great i'm how hard is it there's another guy right here i can't do anything very hard to play a game like this with a touchpad it's not that hard man come on now i have a long range [ __ ] bro okay thanks oh yeah there was a person right there [Music] [Music] i'll get it when i get my mouse so [Music] just get it right now and play with your touchpad dude [Music] this is red is it hard to play with is it hard to play with a touch pad come on it's not hard i don't know [Music] have you ever played on a computer before you don't know the joys of keyboard and mouse nope and i have a keyboard i just need a mouse i use controller though i have a keyboard for when i actually get a actual pc trust me it's hard i know it's hard to get i'm just kidding i have a laptop too number four the only game i ever played with the touchpad is hearthstone you try it lol is it on mobile too yeah that's why i stream it like on my phone sometimes like literally right in front of us he shot me he sees the wall [Music] come back [Music] like the minute they get close it's done watch out behind us find us behind this line oh you can get alternate chicken skins though i like i think mine is a little quieter i'd like to spec up one you're sold out though pay to win dude get a good chicken turn i to a chicken when you die why do you turn into a chicken when you die i don't know because it's fun and it makes no sense lol that's how the game with me cuz it's funny [Music] all right later dude i'm going to get off for a while too oh damn oh are you coming back oh i'll play then yeah no no no no that's all right man if you're gonna you're gonna leave right anyways you don't play overwatch no i'm not leaving oh yeah i want to play overwatch dude yeah yeah all right let's play over watch them [Applause] over watch engage well that's launching let me go fix myself a drink i'll be right back so hmm under look not overwatch ender ignore hmm huh hmm i've got this and some raisin toast dude i'm ready i'm ready for one you have a very squeaky chair yeah i need to put some lube on my chair you need lube on your chair yeah it's getting squeaky again let's just play quick play because i feel have this feeling like alex is gonna call me well ask her wait you're gonna call me for anything she's gonna say no and 30 seconds later she's going to call you for something yeah or she's going to be like yeah i want you to do this this this this then you ask her what are you doing you should be like i'm on my phone watching take back huh then you tell her i want you to do this this this and this like a halfsies like i do half of it and you do the other half and she's gonna be like really you know how much i do ask her what do you do it's gonna be like i just paid three hundred dollars to get the carpets cleaned oh you paid tell me keep tell me what do you do and you let the girl spill pizza all over it not spill and then she's gonna cry about it like last night not spill around correction i let them rub pizza all over the carpet zach there's glory to be one [Music] attack well we broke that fast i like how balls stopped it for that long and team didn't want to come and help fair trade fair trade i'll take you over me any day oh you alone zach damn i will not give up the fight realm royale isn't working [Music] one where's that dps hat man i have four golds oh watch out here you go do you think i gotta sleep a [ __ ] oh [ __ ] so i found a dictionary up my ass then i went back to third grade i found that stupid joke it's so bad oh dude what i flew towards you and it put me a million miles away from you there is still more got dps um [Music] oh you're almost dead baby point is um easy too easy dude i thought this was ranked i totally forgot didn't do a [ __ ] ham jesus oh [ __ ] okay now we're playing ranked oh i do the next step ah highway [Music] i just can't play a couple more games anyways kinda like did you get any sleep last night yeah i got lots of sleep i was just like screw it i'm gonna go to sleep oh you didn't deer down dude like you're gonna do your dad and then have like a good rest of the night she's gonna do what d her down man i gotta keep it pg for the youngins here oh yeah you know what i'm saying you know what i'm saying shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] wow what if i can assume my gender i do not identify as a douchebag idiot okay whatever bronze widow you're probably queer as well i knew it you [ __ ] i'ma bubble you just so you don't get any of that queer on me get over here so i can bubble you that's what i thought stay up there on your high horse good one you think about that one all day i got my realm royal done i made an account it's game time i can't concentrate on here that's cool blueberry i'm playing overwatch now though probably gonna get off soon ah [ __ ] died damn rim jobs not even playing coming up [Music] dude where these healers at is how did he kill you dude it didn't well i was like how'd he kill you dude i bumbled your ass girl hey what's up i am on fire my servants never died yeah i love you too i love you too damn oh [Music] rides again i think i'm gonna get off after this one yeah it sounds good man make your coffee and get something to damn you eat why dude there's a [ __ ] iris going off i'm on fire uh we gotta watch one of my many player of the games dude [Music] i don't really remember nice one nice one nice one oh [ __ ] [ __ ] where's my team um [Music] oh [ __ ] no bubble no bubble oh rest me you full damn it my with you mercy oh thank [ __ ] i am unshielded i totally forgot they had a zen dude and you made me something yeah got one minute left [Music] hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello well was it my player of the game oh [Music] this guy was on our team last game he was the other tank uh this grant craig i thought you fed her mustard and cheese sandwich she doesn't feed her how come mommy doesn't feed you i don't know this is up to her it's up to her if she feeds you or not just go make her a cheese and mustard sandwich do not be here i'll wait for you don't worry hello you're wearing him backwards i am not eating that i am eating um mac and cheese you're eating nothing right now aria no i'm eating that can cheese you're eating nothing right now okay show me your macaroni and cheese right now go ahead i don't see any macaroni and cheese [Music] imaginary macaroni and cheese i actually there is real mac and cheese but i just don't have it right now and then oh you asked your mom to make you macaroni and cheese she makes the best macaroni and cheese no she got from lucilles oh what is your mom doing right now um she's just on the bed she's on the bed i'm gonna kill a fly that's inside here with a soda bottle okay go ahead oh it's on your dad's head what's on your dad's head where let me see right there hit him i mean hit the fly on your dad's head he doesn't see it jess it's right there on his forehead jesse said it where you will hear us okay you tell your secrets okay [Music] all right i'm gonna go make her some mac and cheese and some food for myself you getting back on her or today like no i'm probably gonna stop the rest of the day dude i'm gonna go to work later all right please let's go