Look how cool this thumbnail is, man. Come on. You can't tell me this was worth it. Let's see. >> I do not see anything. >> Let me show you. >> Let me show you. >> Uh, let me see. All right. Tell me that wasn't worth it, dude. Come on, >> dude. I would watch that. >> I know, right? >> You should make your tongue a little longer, like kiss. Just have the AI go be like, "Hey, make tongue two inches longer." Or some [ __ ] like that. I think kiss is >> I already finished it now. Okay, let me just fix my Twitch and then get to rock and roll. [ __ ] stupid. Yeah, perfect. >> Damn, that thumbnail sure is taking a long time to set up. >> Thumbnail it's having to do. >> Perfectly poor Gaming is now live. streaming PUBG Battlegrounds PUBG Chaos with Bone Daddy. Epic Carills and Chicken Dinners live. It actually takes way longer to do like the title and description than it does the freaking thumbnail. >> Really? >> I would assume so. What' you put for your description? Zack back in black. Bigger than better than ever. Yeah, [ __ ] like that. Oh, >> [ __ ] dynamite. >> Let's see what I actually put. I put uh >> streaming PUBG battlegrounds PUBG Chaos with Bone Daddy. >> Let's [ __ ] go. >> Epic car kills and chicken dinners live. >> Bone daddy 69. Is that him? >> The one and only, my friend. >> Oh, we in it for a treat. You just took a [ __ ] big swig of our [ __ ] alcohol, didn't you? Oh, my own piss. I feel it gets me drunk here. No, no, no, no. We're right here. Right here. Right here. Yellow. Yellow tunnels. Tunnels. Secret location, my friend. Just watch out for Mexicans. Yeah, you got to watch out for Mexicans. >> Scanning for them. >> We got a team. We got a team. We got a team. >> We got Libri dropping in. What the [ __ ] My bad, dude. I'm not with you. I [ __ ] up. [Applause] Why you have Uzi, man? You're not supposed to. That's illegal in this game. There's one guy with an Uzi over there. And >> did you die? You died before. >> How you [ __ ] leave me alone like that? >> Mhm. >> How dare you? >> There he is. There's one. Yeah, you should mark it up. Oh, good. Good [ __ ] Nice knock. Nice knock. Oh, what the [ __ ] Where did that guy come from? >> Zach, now is not the time to loot. Like I just got down the builder. shooting at me. That door up there at the entrance of the tunnel on the other side. >> All right, Zach, I'm not playing this game with you. You died before we >> Yeah, I know. but giving you these call outs and you're not you're not I was like dude don't loot because there's enemies down there and then I was like watch the door and the tunnel. >> Yeah, I couldn't hear anything cuz you were talking over there footsteps so I don't know what >> Hello. >> Oh, there's a whole separate team. >> Why' we go to the shitty tunnels? The shitty titles are cool, man. >> Oh, they were [ __ ] >> We'll go We'll go where you want this time. >> Zachariah cool. They were so not cool. They were the opposite of cool. >> They were drool. >> They were totally the opposite of cool. >> I have a question for you. >> Is it for you? Okay. So, like I was working for this teacher, right? >> Yeah. >> But she left the school, you know, for undetermined amount of time. Probably a while, if not all year. >> Was she pregnant? No, she had to take care of her mom cuz her mom was sick and getting old and stuff. So, she probably won't come back this year, right? >> Mhm. >> But she left a lasagna in the freezer. Do I eat it? >> But if it's not expired, then yeah, eat it. Absolutely. >> Yeah. It's like a prepackaged lasagna. It looks delicious. >> Been gone for a year, dude. First of all, that [ __ ] should have been thrown out a week ago. I mean, like, you know, a week with them being put in there. >> No, no, no, no. She's only been gone a few days, but she's leaving for like an undetermined amount of time. Maybe all year. >> She's leaving. Then she's not >> She's already She's already left. >> Oh, >> I'd like to sort of her classroom fridge. >> No. >> Where is it? >> In the staff lounge. >> Well, in the staff lounge. Nobody's going to [ __ ] know. But it does have her name on it. >> Oh, well, if she's going for if she's going for a year, then yeah, I would absolutely eat it because >> Yeah. I don't think she'll be back. >> Well, you don't think or you know that she's going to be? >> Uh, well, she said I'm leaving to take care of my mom. So, how long is that going to take? >> Also, the weekend, dude. No. >> Okay, I'm just going to leave it at this sec. It's not yours. Don't [ __ ] touch it. >> You said to eat it earlier. >> Is it right or wrong? Is it yours or No. >> Yeah, but she's not going to eat it. Probably. >> Is it yours? >> But she's not going to eat it. >> There you go. >> It's going to get thrown in the trash. >> They're probably going to clean it out at like the end of the month or something. It's going to get thrown in the trash. >> Well, how about this? When she leaves and she says bye, >> she already did leave. >> Lasagna. Okay, then text her. Be like, "Hey, dude. There's a lasagna in the thing." Like, "Are you going to be back?" Cuz they're going to throw it away. I don't have >> Just say Just say hey. Cuz they're going to throw it away. Dude, >> I don't >> Oh, that sucks. I do not see anybody. >> Oh, yeah. You can get terminated over that kind of stuff, sir. Cool. >> Or lasagna >> for theft. >> All right. I want you to lasagna. >> Put your I want her [ __ ] lasagna anyways, dude. You're like, >> make it seem like I want her lasagna, dude. I didn't want her [ __ ] lasagna. >> I get my own damn lasagna. >> I'll make my own [ __ ] lasagna, bro. Give a [ __ ] [ __ ] back. What are you singing? >> You were singing. >> Oh, definitely not the song that I was singing. >> Yeah. And then I got You don't know that part of it. >> Enemy spad. You don't know. You don't know. >> I do not know that song. BS. >> Oh, nice. Do you want it? actually do really want it. I really like the VSSs. >> I really like to have a VSSs right now. [Music] Oh, EMT boy. >> Anybody want an eight times? >> Mhm. >> I would really like a eight >> right here. Come on over. It's uh upstairs right here. sec. Excuse me. See, [ __ ] pick it up. There's too much [ __ ] right here. >> Oh my god. >> Secret basement key. >> But I'm serious, dude. If you don't want that [ __ ] uh VSSs, I'll definitely take it off your hands. I do want I want it a lot. >> So if you don't if you don't want if you're thinking anything else you know that you can get. >> Okay. Yeah. There might be something else that I want more actually. >> What do you what do you want? >> Oh, there's a Tommy gun right here. I'll take that. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a really good gun, dude. >> Yeah. And there's a extended mag. Oh, there's an extended mag for VSSs right here. Actually get it right here. >> You giving up the VFS? >> Yeah, come get it. >> Hell yeah. Thanks, bro. >> Come get it cuz I got a Tommy gun. And there's a extended mag for it right next to it. >> All the fixes. >> Make sure to get that thing. Don't need that. Boop, boop, boop. All right, I'm going to go over here, get this thing, and then if you want, Zach, you follow me. I don't know if these fools are going to Well, we'll go down to the secret basement. Uh, >> secret. >> Do you want to go to secret basement or no? >> Yes. No. >> We're going to secret basement, guys. I'm down with the clown. What? >> Holy. >> Oh, there's another VSSs here. If you see a extended mag for my Let me go. >> Oh yeah, there's one right where uh >> go. Oh no, that was I didn't have one yet. Never mind. >> We go. All right, Zachariah, are you coming with me? I am. >> I do have a fast reload though. How fast is it? Let's see. >> That's pretty fast. >> Oh, it's pretty fast actually. >> All right, come on over here. >> I don't like that. >> Oh my god, somebody's shooting at me. >> That looks like an enemy. Yeah. Come on over here. We got a limited time. >> Did you? >> Yeah, he's dead. I think I got [ __ ] smoked. We're going to the secret base. You guys coming up. We're going to hit a little bit of blue, but we will be okay. It's only the first circle. >> You what? I should have taken that bicycle. >> No, we got a car right here. >> Got to be careful for enemies here. [Music] [Music] This uh reminds me of my dad's old Isuza. >> His old bazooka. >> That car. Is that what it's called? Isuza. You can pop energy pills if you'd like. >> You mean fentanyl? >> Oh, it looks like somebody was here already. >> All right. Nothing here, man. Let's [ __ ] get out of here. >> Oh, their asses kicked. Come on. Let's go. >> Grenades, dude. >> They're getting their asses kicked. Come on. >> I'm coming. I'm coming. It's too late for them. Leave them. They're dead already, dude. Those little [Music] [Music] Pop some pills real quick if you have them. Zack, >> can I drive the car? >> Uh, what we're going to do is we're going to check out these [Music] Where are they? I'm trying to drive by them. >> They're right there on the tree. Is there [Music] [Music] [Music] Get the [ __ ] out of here. Get in. >> No, I want to go get the homies. [Music] Oh [ __ ] bro. I'm dead. There's some people up here, too, dude. There's a lot here. Yeah, I'm dead. They're at the very top. >> Yeah, I see them. working this weekend. Yeah, every weekend. [Music] [ __ ] cheaters, bro. [ __ ] threw grenades right here. knew exactly where I was. Yeah. Yeah. Every Friday, Saturday, Sunday, except for this Friday. This Friday, I took off because I'm going to uh Nicole's sister's wedding. >> One more of these and then I'm going to switch on over to [ __ ] Overwatch because you do not listen. just [ __ ] went off into a whole team with a car and just died. >> That's another up there, though. >> Dude, they reszed up there. I I don't think I said they resed up there, but the little resing thing went up there. >> Oh, that's what I need to do. I need to find I need to find a little pretty picture for you, Zach. >> Really wish I had some lasagna. Go to the store and buy some ingredients for lasagna. Make some lasagna. Don't steal lasagna. >> Don't steal that. >> Don't steal that zagna, bro. >> Don't steal that za. >> Don't drop that d. Hey, >> got that. >> So, no invite for the wedding or what? >> For you to go? No, absolutely not. >> Dude, I don't even want to be there. >> Let me go. Let me go instead. >> Let me go instead. >> All the lasagna that they're going to have. >> Yeah, it's really good. >> Some big lady >> director's chair right here. >> Oh, I want to meet all the single ladies there. >> You want to meet all the [ __ ] dude? There's going to be [ __ ] tons of [ __ ] They're all going to be white, though. [Music] >> No, I don't date white girls. Yeah, you do. [ __ ] married one. >> Yeah, exactly. >> That's why I don't date white girls anymore. Oh [ __ ] It's just us, Zach. We got this though. >> We're going to go right over here. You ready? >> Flower grid. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'mma go to the left. Those two left houses. Whichever one, you know, I don't know. Front seies, back seats. It always depends on like who I see coming over here with us. But we'll be going to these houses right here. All right. Now, go ahead and take a look, my friend. I see one, two. All right. There's two people here with us. And it looks like they're going to blue. >> They went to blue house. >> What? Where are you? to where you marked. >> Why would I go further? >> Like where you marked? >> I'm right on top of where I marked. Dude, what the where the [ __ ] are you? Power grid. There's two MPs. Should I go with dual UMP build? >> Do whatever you want, man. You're not even here with me. >> Come be there in a minute. >> There's enemies here now. >> Save you. I got dual UMP build. >> Got to save you. All right, Zach. >> I'm going to res you. I'm going to res you. >> Dude, I I left the game already. >> No, I'm going to res you. >> I left the entire [ __ ] game. >> Come back. I'm about to res >> I'm not playing that with you. >> About to res you right now. >> You could go ahead and res me right now. [ __ ] I left the whole game. >> I already res you. Okay, cool. >> I got one of them. >> No, you didn't. >> Yeah. >> Clear. >> You weren't even near me. >> I killed one of them. All right, let's play Overwatch. Overwatch got an update. >> Is it the new one that's supposed to be the big update or no? >> I don't know. I haven't been on this game in like a year. >> Oh, they got all these [ __ ] skinsies for it. It's a seven gigabyte update. >> There's like two characters I haven't even tried yet, dude. >> Oh, we got two more. Oh, yeah. There's this girl with a skateboard. Why does she have a skateboard? Well, maybe this is just a skin. Uh, make sure to open your loot box, dude. I had like two legendary loot boxes. Another loot box. Epic loot box. >> You know what? I wish they did give me all the loot boxes that they took away from me. I had like 78 of them. You can also buy skin, but I always been a thing, hasn't it? Okay. What? I think there was a skin that I wanted. Interesting circuit breaker. I got the battle pass. I don't know why >> you don't even play that much, dude. >> I had enough. So, it's like Oh. I haven't tried Woo Yang. Haven't tried Okay. Hazard has no skins. Should probably add some skins for him. Mhm. Venture has no skins. He probably got some skins for them. Wang has no skins. Actually, he does. He has Joker. Joker from uh Persona. Persona 5. Go away. Go. Oh, wait. I'm trying to [ __ ] get to you. Oh my god. There we go. Party is inviting you to their mission lobby. No. >> Me. >> What do you want to play? Open all loot boxes. Uh, I don't know. Regular. >> Do you want to play unranked competitive stadium or um do you want to play uh classic Overwatch? >> Did I just win the cardboard Ryan skin that was like $20? >> Do you want to play Overwatch one, dude? >> Overwatch one? >> Yeah. is >> Yeah. Let's play around of Overwatch one >> with all these players. >> Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Only the >> only the original characters like Temple of Anubis and [ __ ] Well, it's IO >> whatever. >> Oh, we've done this before, haven't we? >> Have we? >> Yeah, I think. Yeah, this has been a thing. Well, I'm definitely going to play Road Hog. There's going to be two Road Hogs. >> Guess he was [ __ ] broken on this map back then. >> I'm a oneman apocalypse. >> Let's show them what we can do. >> We have two mercies. Two mercies and two [ __ ] >> hogs. >> Two mercies. Two hogs and then >> be ashamed to have to kill someone here. >> We'll be good probably. Actually, >> I don't know. >> I feel like it could be good. >> Round one. Capture the objective. >> Over here. >> Well, you know, I got my eye on the volume. >> Oh, we're so fast. Holy [ __ ] Nothing's going to stop. >> They got a [ __ ] Oh, they got two suspens. Holy [ __ ] I don't have my angelic jump thing. >> I am [ __ ] trapped in this room. >> I got six turrets. >> I don't think you can like hold to the right like you could. >> You definitely can't. before that was a thing. >> I am operating at peak performance level. >> Winston, they're holding the objective, >> dude. >> Oh my god, my team suck. >> This >> is that when can Mercy run like six people? Yeah. Bye. >> Goodbye. >> Yeah, I forgot Rod couldn't move when he was healing. Oh, >> your Clear the enemies on the >> Isn't Reinhardt like broken in this >> justice? >> He has like 2,000 shield though, right? Yeah. unloading squads to me. >> He's got a [ __ ] unbreakable shield. my sight. >> My friend, stop me if you can. [Music] I should have played smasher. So fun mode. >> Somebody's [ __ ] lock down beam. >> Everyone on stand behind me, friends. No. >> Yeah, Ryan's [ __ ] broken on this. He's so [ __ ] strong with the shield. >> Oh my god. Hello. >> Over here. Attack the objective. >> Rampage. My ultimate is almost ready. >> You son of a [ __ ] >> Unloading scrap. >> How do we lose? were so much better than them. >> Dude, our [ __ ] Mercy sucks so much. Via. >> Oh, really? >> Dude, he had his AL the entire time. He had so many res opportunities. He was focusing the hog who has [ __ ] self-healing. You know what I mean? But dumb. >> Um, >> if everyone performs their function, victory is assured. >> Yeah, let's both play Symmetra. That'll >> true enemy of humanity is destroyed. Sure to have put your shield on everybody. >> Thanks. Don't get co now. >> Many thanks. >> Wait, I thought she had six turrets. Why do I only have three? >> Three. Three. >> She had six because there was two symmetrics. >> Round two. >> Oh, I thought before she had six turrets. >> Never ever. >> One win and we're back in the enemies here. Initiate turret deployed. Clear the enemies off the objective. >> We have the teleporter though, right? Just [ __ ] >> There is still much to be done. >> Just keep coming back. >> I've got you snipers. >> We're going to have two teleporters. Wait, we should probably uh stagger them. Did you use yours already? >> What? >> Did you use your teleporter already? >> No, dude. >> Oh, yeah. Use mine. >> My ultimate is charging. through the portal. >> I will follow my path. Then no one can hide from my >> Oh, there's two portals up. >> I'm looking out for you. I'm on fire. >> Yeah, this isn't broken at all, dude. dude. Take care of the [ __ ] portal, you idiots. >> God damn it. >> Behind you. >> Sorry. >> You are enemy is coming. >> Give me your shield. >> Give me your shield. Fire. You have my >> I am on fire. >> Everything in it. Dude, really >> a constructive use of >> I will correct my mistakes. I am outstanding. >> Know your place. >> I'm operating at optimal levels. Flash >> delegator online. >> I have opened the >> shield. >> Oh my god, >> dude. Stuck [ __ ] crazy back then. So Everyone work together. >> How are we losing, bro? So bad. >> I've got you in my sights. >> Damage increased. The lighting this whole thing >> they outnumber us >> defeat. >> I got play of the game, right? >> No, I think they're >> play of the game. >> How? Oh, he got he got all those. Yeah. What's up? >> All right. What now? >> Sure. A >> pumpkin. He's a little pumpkin. >> Why matches? >> Doom hammer. What the [ __ ] for Zenyatta? I got like Thor's [ __ ] hammer. Zenyatta. >> What? and cardboard bunny for diva and a cardboard for Ryan. I got a cardboard bastion. >> A green note for Junkrat. >> Select a map. >> Vote for the map. I didn't [ __ ] I like this one. >> I don't Everybody [ __ ] I like this one. >> I like this one out of those maps. Yeah, [ __ ] mouse of the [ __ ] water. >> Select your hero. >> This is the hero. >> I can never play. We're uh selecting a preferred hero and then we're going to ban Oh, >> well, I'm never going to be able to play wrecking ball in competitive >> cuz I get banned every single game. >> Hero bands. >> Yeah, >> this guy's going to prefer Mercy and then ban Mercy. Why? >> What the Everybody banned Sombra. Why are we banning B uh Torbjorn? What the [ __ ] All right, whatever. >> [ __ ] [ __ ] >> And he picked Torbjorn as his preferred too. What the [ __ ] B Sombra and I'll ban [ __ ] I'll [ __ ] ban. Sorry. I hate that [ __ ] >> I hate that [ __ ] dude. >> Oh, look. Wrecking ball got banned. And Sombra, >> what do you know? >> Traveling to prepare your defenses. Select your hero. >> What the [ __ ] Why is my thing like that? Oh, everybody sing like that. >> Computer, what time is it? [Music] This will play robot. >> Apocalypse ain't stay out of trouble, Nana. >> As long as you get into I guess I'll play. >> Yes, ma'am. >> Boom. Boom. Take care of each other out there. >> Defend the objective. >> Who would have guessed that Wrecking Ball and Sombra would get banned? >> Absolutely. Everybody for like the what past nine seasons, dude. Like this is back when I stopped playing, they were getting >> banned or they were just too OP. >> Where the [ __ ] is our team? Are we listening to God's getting a bro right click back? >> Don't know why they ever took that out. They got rid of a stupid trap thing to defend. The point is looking at mine. Oh. Get that [ __ ] Get the [ __ ] That [ __ ] Check. What the [ __ ] perk. >> Remember your perks. Pretty good now actually. So going to want those. >> Oh my god. >> Get it sack. Get it, sack. Get it, sack. Get it, sack. Get it, sack. I'm so [ __ ] strong. >> Who is this guy leaving out floppy blobs, dude? >> Hidden tortoise, dude. What hidden? What is hidden tortoise? What character is he? This is my first years. >> I think that's that new guy. I don't really know though. >> Okay. Anything that I have to be worried about for him? >> I have no idea. I don't know what he is. though. >> Oh, I'm going to [ __ ] with that. Oh, [ __ ] perks. How do I get perks? >> I died. >> Travel speed. [Music] >> Someone stop that payload. My fuse is lit. Get out of here. >> She's going to blow. >> [ __ ] [ __ ] counted, man. I got you as best I can. >> Nice. Nice. >> One more. Uh No. Get in. >> Oh no, not again. You know, every time I play Mercy, I'm always outperforming everybody. I don't know how come I'm never on flame. >> All right, bro. >> This perk's good. When I use Take a Breather, I get 30% movement speed. >> Oh yeah. Oh yeah. >> That shit's [ __ ] good. >> Got a DPS off as well. [ __ ] >> One girl. Get in there. 30 seconds remaining. 10 seconds. >> God damn it, dude. Nobody kills me for them. >> The payload has reached the check. Together it strikes him down. >> Why are you fighting? Give it back. Give it back. I never had the shield. You got 5 seconds. Wait. 5 seconds. We want you dead. Proud of you. >> Do we save alts or no? >> Score zero to >> Oh my god. >> Switching sides. >> We'll see. We'll see if we do. Oh, if I hover over them, what it shows like how many games we won with that character. What? You You had ball. You were able to choose ball at some point, Zach. What do >> you mean? I can't see that. >> Like if you hover over your like if you hover over me, it says like 53 Mercy, 42 Sombra, and >> Oh, I guess so. >> Oh, I can't see. How do I know which parts I have? >> You might be able to beat me in basketball, but how about a couple of rounds of bowling? >> Don't have any perks cuz it just started. >> You want me to beat you? >> Oh, every Okay. Every >> If I come, can we play with bumpers? >> Oh, I forgot you had that cool ass hammer, dude. That thing is looking wild. >> One more mission. >> Yeah. >> How are you? I never got the [ __ ] hellfire thing though. >> Uh yeah, I you know I was thinking about that should definitely go all the way with it. Zach was like nope. >> I don't have enough prisms. That hammer just sounds like you attack. I hold the objective. Stop me if you can. [Music] >> Aim captured. >> Yeah, but don't say that. You'll get banned. Have >> control of the payload. Help me move it. >> Is Overwatch still gay like that? >> Shield activated. >> Sure is. >> I was too easy in chat. You can't tell I trusted girls would get a job. >> You can't tell girls to get a job, dude. Oh, that was the best time I've ever had. over there. Nice one, Zach. >> Where there's smoke, there's fire. I can keep you safe. That looks like it hurts. These rhinos are [ __ ] crap, bro. >> I'm [ __ ] crazy, boy. on the payload. Anyone care to join me? >> There they go. >> Dude, I only have enough points for one thing. I only got one upgrade right now. I only died. >> Oh yeah, they're [ __ ] dead, man. There is no challenge I cannot face. Excellent. Hey, um we're out and over. >> You want to go to 24-hour fitness sometime with me? >> Yeah, I could go Monday through Thursday with you. Yeah. Um cuz I got the buddy p so I can add you to it. >> You're up. But I died. Easy. >> My head is ready over here. >> I will never tire of this. >> Just sitting here. Let's move. Heat. Heat. I can't control moving, >> dude. They [ __ ] hate. They are letting they are letting you run a train on them so they can get me. Their entire DPS was focusing me in the air and you were just [ __ ] running a trade on all of them. Too easy. Thank you guys. That one perk for Ryan is really good. What the [ __ ] >> I am not. I don't want to get you. [ __ ] Zach getting pocketed, bro. There's a perk where um for each person I hit with Fire Strike, it uh increases my weapon attack speed by 25%. Wow. Really? So, you can get like a 100% weapon? >> Yeah. More than that? >> Yeah. You could possibly get it up to 150%. But just hitting one person with it makes it ridiculous cuz 25% attack speed is like a lot. >> Yeah, it is. That's a huge chunk. >> But yeah, if you hit two people, it's like 50% faster. It's like crazy. Oh, >> I kind of see why people always ban wrecking ball though, cuz his shit's kind of broken, too. His perks are crazy. >> He has one the bunny box. >> He has one that um >> makes it so his uh when he when he's hitting people with his roll out, you know, if he hits a tank, it does double damage. So instead of 50 damage, it does 100 to tanks. And then uh he has another one where his flam like >> select your hero. >> It does more damage and it also like um it it like keeps him in the air for longer so you can like control where you're landing. It's weird. >> Select her bands. Let me guess who's going to get banned. >> I think he bet Widow Maker did. [ __ ] that. Our team's not been reckoning. Well, it's we've been Doomfist. Oh. Oh, our ball didn't get banned, dude. Hell yeah. >> Prepare for battle. >> I know who I'm playing. Fine. [Music] weapons operational. Rebel prime hamster. >> I craft my own arrows. Each one a meditation. 5 >> I don't think I could keep up with you, Captain. >> You roll too fast. >> I have to. >> Let's show them what we got. >> Wasn't there a thing where you could see like who's linked up? Like I'm linked up and you're linked up. >> Yeah. >> They did. Why? That was [ __ ] great. >> So you could like see when people are six stacking. >> Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. >> Damn. You got [ __ ] holy. >> Damn. Everybody like that guy. >> No eyes. No eyes. This is all your push back. He says, "My robot." >> [ __ ] man. >> Got to get some good nanos out of this [ __ ] dude. activated. >> Kill them to push ahead. area. [Music] [Music] using stop them [Music] behind. [Music] [ __ ] I should not have woken him up. >> Oh yeah, the one with more damage it tanks. I'm about to [ __ ] that raat up. >> Yeah, look how much [ __ ] damage this does to tanks, dude. [ __ ] knocks a huge chunk of their health out. [Music] terror. Area denied erection. >> Begin erection. Target. [Music] >> [ __ ] >> So, yeah, you're doing good with that perk. >> The other one's even better, dude. >> You're a second wave perk. >> Yeah, >> you don't you don't have to die to go get your perks, dude. I thought you get your >> perks. Nothing. Does it uh do to the uh shields as well >> damage? I don't think so. Just the actual thing. >> Yeah. [Music] >> Wild progressing. [Music] Oh [ __ ] [Music] They can't keep up. Zack, get him. Get him. Get him. Zack. Behold the champion. Oh yeah, they're dunzo in there. O, >> I got my >> Yeah, it does 50% more damage. Yeah, it's such like >> such an insane combo against the tanks. You could just like Oh, I didn't do it right. But [Music] All right. So, yeah, we don't want to get too perfect here. [Music] Damn it, dude. Are you going to use some perks or what's going on, man? [Music] Trying to get that milk perk achievement or what, bro? I'm coming back as fast as I can. [Music] >> Keep up. [Music] moving. We want [Music] Get out of his way. >> Oh [ __ ] Enemy tank here. [Music] >> Enemy spotted. >> Area denied. [Music] I can't get to you, Zach. >> I'll make sure on us now. [Music] [Music] Yo, see their tank. Secret tank. You got it, baby. >> Get reach. Oh my denied. >> Yes. Kill the unemployed. Nice fall. Did you do a fiddle or did you [ __ ] it up? >> Not like that. [Music] >> This is our last chance. Stay with the robot. >> Okay, we need to get locked up. >> I'm right. I'm really literally right on it. [ __ ] >> dude. Our healing suck. Our DPS sucked. >> Play of the game. >> [ __ ] hate these >> have so much damage. Look like good players, dude. >> Look how much [ __ ] damage I have. >> 13. Look how much healing I have. You [ __ ] their team up, dude. See what I can see. Oh my gosh. new. Can I still buy the camera thing with prismatic shirts? >> Oh, what the [ __ ] is this panther one? Dude, look at she's all in this little bodysuit and [ __ ] >> with these pigs. >> Do they have any? >> Oh, but you have to buy all the things before it. That sucks such ass. >> They have galactic weapons now, dude. >> That's like 30 prismatic shards. What the [ __ ] >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Um, which portion are you trying to get again? I mean, I just want the kill effect, but you have to buy all three of them. >> The kill effect with on the ground or what is the kill effect? >> It's like when you kill people, they explode. >> Oh, yeah. >> But you have to buy all the other stupid [ __ ] like the flourish and >> select your hero. >> That's good. >> All that garbage. >> All that garbage. Oh yeah, that was No, we'll play Doomfist actually. >> Select heroes to ban Doomfist. Ban wrecking ball and Sombra. >> I'll do Sombra for you. >> Echo. She a hoe. >> She a hoe. Where is it? Who's freeha? >> Oh yeah, that's the other character I played. >> Is she okay? I've never played her. >> Who the [ __ ] is Hazel? >> She has a crossbow. >> Crossbow. >> I wonder if she's gender fluid. >> She looks sexy, bro. >> Prepare to attack. >> Is she? >> Yeah. >> Select your >> She looks sexy. Look at Zack. I thought you said you didn't like white women anymore. She's like the whitest of white. >> Not white. She's Scandinavian. >> That's What is that, Zach? [Music] >> Our future. >> I'd love to see Fria and Doomfist together. Dude, >> can't change the world by following all the rules. Yeah, >> he was just a businessman. >> She was a skater boy. She said, "See you later, boy." >> He was a business man. She was a scared up boy. >> Bearing, not skill is a sign of a mature warrior. >> Intensified. Who >> do we bless? >> Oh, we banned the Friha Sombra Wrecking Ball Express. >> I don't know. >> Big [ __ ] surprise, huh? >> Big Linda broken. Target. Thank you. [Music] area. [Music] [Music] Meteor strike. [Music] required. >> [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] >> Can we get a Sombra? >> Send your best. I'm ready. Nope. Sure can't. >> He said don't play her. Sorry. >> Wake up. Do they not know that he's [ __ ] dead? [Music] Get him back. Get him back. >> Good job, Sombra. >> Tank, do you think we could go hog? >> Good job, Sombra. Should we go hog for this push, please? [Music] [Music] >> This ends now. [Music] just [Music] [Music] taste my burning dish. Enemy It's >> my black fist is almost ready. >> Soothing your >> wounds. [Music] Enemy over here. Stay out of there. [Music] [Music] Get in there. Meteor. >> Every plan must again. Power effect. Nice. [Music] [Music] Meteor strike over here. >> I perform. [Music] >> This is your warning. [Music] [Music] [Music] Damn, Zack. Damn, Zach. [Music] >> Oh my god, dude. Dude, Jack, how you are still alive? I have no [ __ ] >> Oh, wow. >> Get out of here, old dude. >> Good healed and good testing. [Music] your strike. >> Oh, [ __ ] >> Oh, good Jesus. >> That was a big fist, dude. >> That was a nice gravity fist. Warrior [Music] 30 seconds. [Music] Who needs >> I will strengthen you. >> Round one. Score two zero. >> Pumping up the volume. >> Switching sides. >> [ __ ] shut up. I'll [ __ ] play whoever I want to play. He's like, you should have played Zarya to [ __ ] counter there, dude. Meanwhile, you have over the tar overthe-top stats, dude. >> Just the possible bad message from Vim. What the hell? Show it. Oh, it says [ __ ] you. >> Oh, possible. Bad message. >> But he's misspelled it. >> Our will be forged in. >> That's so funny that it blocked you. But he misspelled [ __ ] you. Enjoy your band, buddy. >> Let's get this show on the road. You >> probably will, too. >> I wouldn't be surprised if he just [ __ ] shuts down now, dude. >> A bad actor has been reported in your game. >> It says, "A bad action has been reported in your game." >> No, I'm just kidding. Oh, I was like, dude, what the [ __ ] Really? [Music] >> Oh, crazy. It's [ __ ] freezing, [ __ ] >> Was he [ __ ] with you, dude? Just blowing down my piston. >> I need more loot. >> Piston, dude. [Music] >> Oh. >> Oh, you went deep in there, bro. You went deep. >> I tried. I came straight out the gate and [ __ ] slammed that McCree on the wall. But what I can do is this. >> Oh, [ __ ] me. >> What' you do? >> I tried to [ __ ] res, dude. And it was like the very last second I was there, but I Damn it. >> The payload is moving. Perhaps we should stop it. >> Checking in. Oh, that guy [ __ ] won. Damn, I got rocket strike. >> Careful. I call the red eye. fail. [Music] Heroes never die. Oh my god, I got my [ __ ] truck in this room. I'm going to need you to >> change [Music] strength. >> I'm under attacking [Music] stream connected. [Music] Come here over there. [Music] >> I see an enemy. >> What are they doing? >> They left again. >> They're uh healer. I like [Music] your >> repairing your cellular makeup. Receive my aid. >> My ultimate is ready. >> I see an enemy. >> Idiot. >> Fight by you. as though I needed the help. >> Hey there. >> Damage intensified. >> Hello there. >> Hello. >> She's going to blow a taste of poison. 60 seconds remaining. Are you never enemy here? [Music] Send me someone you can fight back. Get away from me. >> Damn. I think that was so vindictive of you. You did that with malicious intent. >> Let shadow consume. >> So fed up with your attitude. >> Toxicity. >> In the city. >> In the city. behind me. >> Can you not [ __ ] freezing, [ __ ] >> Can you not? Can you not? You're just sitting there. Can you not? Play of the game. [Music] [Music] [ __ ] Zack where they're getting iced out. Can you not? Can you not, dude? Oh man. Select a map. Select your hero. Choose heroes to ban. Bam. Bam. Bam. Bam. to gear. Yeah. 76. Why not? What was the changes for Sombra again? >> We only got three bands. >> Yeah, three bands. I didn't vote. I never really vote. >> I don't know. I never really play Sombra. >> Prepare your defenses. You'll never get to play her though anyway. So >> you'll never get to play her. >> But don't worry about it. >> So don't worry about it, Buttercup. >> Wrecking ball. >> Wow, Zach. I see how it is. You get to play your wrecking ball, but I want to ban wrecking ball next time. >> Don't do it. >> Don't do it. Safety off. It's a cruel world out there. >> I don't get it. Why do people keep banning comrades? >> Answer me. >> I've still got it. Go. Your insupported nation will hurt you. >> 5 4 3 2 1. >> Insubort nation will not go unnoticed. >> Defend objective A. >> It will also not go unnoticed. >> I'm getting shot. Save me. Uh, why do they have a soldier 76? I thought I >> 76 is way better than our 76 girl. Digging his ass. >> Hi. Let's go here. Hi. play Overwatch. This >> guy plays Overwatch this over there. >> I don't even know what that is. >> That's free course and vengeance. >> Oh yeah. No, not even. >> It's It looks It looks just like uh that one Marvel. >> I think it's like you can't even beg me to play Apex. >> Get up, Zack. >> No. Yeah. Get up, baby. Why you [ __ ] die? >> I need to swap. >> This game is nothing like Apex. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Yeah, I'll play this guy. >> It's not really like Marvel rifles either. >> Oh my god. >> I have no rest. Oh, that's my duck. >> What did you mean if you can't then don't play tonight? Like can't stay up. >> Can't stay up. >> What the [ __ ] I said if you can't stay up >> you said I thought you said you Oh, wait. That's right. >> Hey, get your ass down. >> Look what you did. >> Get your ass down. And he starts [ __ ] dropping it down like it's hot. What is happening, >> dude? We are getting rolled because our team can't [ __ ] do. Dude, our [ __ ] DPS, you guys need to change immediately. >> My [Music] Why can't we [ __ ] do anything with this Orisa, bro? >> Dude, you need to go. Oris, you need to go. Uh, big girl, your daughter. Strong as a mountain. I don't know why you keep changing to everything that just doesn't hurt her. What do you mean? Mega [ __ ] her up. No, he doesn't, man. She has her shield. >> Okay, let's take things up. It's >> the same [ __ ] with our dudes over here, man. Like, our dudes have uh projectiles. Don't do it. >> Genji, bro. >> Far. [Music] Oh. Oh my god. I guess >> have a good night. [Music] >> Oh, I'm playing a video game though. You see how busy it is? >> I try not to concentrate. Just play Overwatch on this [ __ ] bald. >> And how many thiefs sides? >> You only have one, dude. >> No one knows if I'm old. >> So, what are you? A baby or >> a baby or an old man? >> Yeah. Which one is a baby or a woman? >> Seriously, I should play what against her? Uh, you're strong as a mountain, are you? >> But she's probably going to change right now, man, because we're switching sides. >> Good job. >> My throne is where I say it is. >> [ __ ] alien head. Where did you stay even find me? I wandered so far back. >> Are you downloading? >> We just had to ask the locals. He's not >> every guy. >> He do not like >> You're going to want to start that down. I >> suppose it must have been a spectacle. >> Why would I do that? >> Uh, free candy. Oh, don't. She probably will do it for free candy, man. She's She's running low on some. Oh, I'm gonna download it right now just to not be able to play it with you guys. >> Just do it for the free candy. >> Oh, where's the free candy? >> Where is this? >> Oh my god, dude. You guys need to stop. >> It's got to be the right candy, Zack. >> Uh, it's Reese's. She came in here. I'm going to both of us. >> I didn't get >> You're about to only get [Music] >> Oh my god, dude. >> Okay, Zach, I'll give you another try. What kind of candy? >> Pieces. >> Your turn. >> No, I told you I >> Big cup races. Big cup Reese's. >> Why is it always the only one you find? >> You love that. [Music] Who doesn't like research? >> I like research. >> Well, you'll have to settle. >> Reaper here. >> Have you seen me? I don't got to settle. >> I think if anybody's giving anybody something for free, you take it or you don't. >> Yeah, that's fine. Get new profit. [Music] >> Oh, I don't know. If they came from a track, I'd be like, dude, that >> What do you mean? They'd probably buy it with like food stamps, dude. >> Dude, we're not talking about candy. H >> finally a decent scrap. >> Dude, what is going on, bro? So [ __ ] mad. I should walk around, bro. So dumb. >> Oh my god. Wait till you see my new pink outfit. I'm a cowboy. Got a cowboy hat. Cowboy outfit. Why is this guy still on Bastion, bro? [Music] [Music] This guy's 3 and 11. >> And what are you, Zach? >> I'm not a DPS, but what the [ __ ] [Music] >> Good [ __ ] They're >> coming. They're coming for you now. [Music] [Music] Oh my god, look at endless game. >> Excavation initiation. [Music] Oh yeah, >> play DPS. >> Dude, if I uh do break this cool down thing, man, it [ __ ] hell yeah. We don't need to watch this. Get out of here. [Music] thing. Okay, let's see if they got any good ass skins for Brigita, right? Support is meeting vampire hunter engineer. Gay. Gay. >> Search for one answer. >> Captain Gay. >> Ain't found one yet. >> Nothing. Nothing new. Really? What the [ __ ] >> Choose your map. >> Vote for your map, dude. >> That should be home anytime now. So, it's time to kick that air conditioner up to like 90°. >> You're going to forget to get that sexy. What does the word route usually indicate? >> Oh, no wonder mine's taking so long to cool down. It's such a low. Mhm. I'm wondering why it's taking so um >> select hero. >> Ban hero. Ban hero. Let's go ahead and ban. How about Sombra? Let's go ahead and ban wrecking ball. The new girl. The new girl >> indicates body part. What does the prefix in postmortem mean? >> Wow. Really? They [ __ ] banned mercy? >> Good thing I want to No mercy for you. >> No mercy for me. But we're about to get the [ __ ] kicked out of mother. Oh, I ain't got no like superpowers on this [ __ ] Where do I look up my powers? >> Inspire perks. Here we go. So, we have melee reduces. >> Avengers perks are no longer his end. That's firing shield basket. >> Oh, what that rhy skin? That shit's cool. What the [ __ ] >> You see this R skin? >> Word is an example. >> So, we're going to do >> combat medic. >> That's a cool R skin. >> Is it your R skin? No, the coolest Ryan skin was that [ __ ] uh >> like 2016 Blizzcon one, dude. He was like a space astronaut and then when he goes in charge mode he puts on a helmet which has like astronaut helmet with like a [ __ ] shield skull on it. Dude, that [ __ ] was bad. >> It's from the other game. [Music] >> This one is pretty cool. >> Starcraft. [Music] >> Oh my god. [Music] Help [Music] [Music] me. Help me. [Music] >> Oh, good [ __ ] Team areas called a [Music] >> Oh, come on, baby Zack. >> Don't call me baby Zach. Oh, come [ __ ] dude. Shielded up and everything. She went through it. >> Come back. >> The shadows collapse. You're solo. You're solo. [Music] >> Oh, [ __ ] >> She [ __ ] torched your ass. [Music] Come on. >> Death in my wake. >> Beware the shadows. >> Joint two ducks or blood vessels. This is a pretty gnarly. >> I'm swapping that skin. No, they don't. >> Strike from above. [Music] >> They outnumber us. Keep it tight. >> Keep it tight. Keep it right. Mhm. [Music] >> What? >> This [ __ ] is cheating. >> Oh [ __ ] I almost [ __ ] fell off. >> I'm going to shove them in a locker. Repositioning. [Music] Do they have somber bandle? [Music] >> The naval region of the afternoon is referred to as the >> What is the cavity that surrounds the school? >> Roundial. >> Boom. You dumb [ __ ] >> Yeah, you dumb [ __ ] Take that >> [ __ ] out of you. >> Yeah, beat her up, Jesse. What are you going to do? Bite her with your snaggle tooth. >> What region of the body is used to describe above the stomach? King >> and >> above the stomach epigast. [Music] >> Attack the objective. >> Say epigastric stomach. >> Epig. >> Oh, wait. That's >> our enemies have the upper hand for now. Let us turn. the top portion of your tummy. [Music] [Music] body after [Music] some time weird. Oh, weird chocolate. [Music] Yeah, he had to get um his toothpick >> and they gave him like a little >> weird. >> It's like a chocolate milk, but it like makes them all loopy. >> And so, >> oh, they lost a [ __ ] player. Good. They lost a DPS. >> I always do that. >> And so, >> anyways, and so He did not like it. >> He did not like it. [Music] >> [ __ ] How does [ __ ] do it? >> Yeah. So, he drink it and it made him all loopy and now he's like, "They gave me weird chocolate." Because the dentist gave me weird chocolate. >> I'm on fire. Last mistake. [Music] >> Diagnostic technique. >> Damn. My god. [Music] >> Got nothing. [Music] I'll be waiting again. >> My ultimate is ready. >> I aim to >> You must capture this territory. >> I guess DPS wasn't for me. >> I have to play my uh platinum healer. >> Shut the [ __ ] up, dude. You're not a platinum healer. You're never a platinum healer. [Music] Oh my god. [Music] >> Ladies and gentlemen, >> back in action. >> Enemy circle. All right, Zach. Well, we know who the uh weak link is here. So, that >> was not good. Thank you, dude. See, >> that's see [Music] graphic procedure employs high frequency sound waves to produce >> a condition characterized by the body. >> Let's take a little break from this. atory response to >> you plays >> it is called >> uh I'm just getting hungry dude. >> Uh I'm going to go steam dumpster diving. >> Okay, steam dumpster diving. Thing not strong is a [ __ ]