hmm these jalapeno cheddar cheetos man [ __ ] delicious bad for you though we could take a dirt net zach wouldn't know anything about these though because his little tummy can't handle he's not loco he's like no he's not local enough to try these flaming hots oh a viking chicken oh there's a viking chicken and there's a like a green emerald jaguar thing that's a jade guardian this thing looks sick i got a new mount you did yeah i got you get the slime from ghostbusters i got a robo uh raptor that's kind of cute a robo raptor well i just pressed purchased the berserker chicken oh no the assassin skins in my store too that sucks [Music] the demon one i don't know the one that he's always wanted yeah you getting on or not jacob yeah i'm here get used to it and ask if you're right here i thought i'd be getting on this getting on that threesome [Music] did mom hide that book that i got brett i know it's like [ __ ] right there dude on the kitchen table all open well why it's well or maybe not which one did you get him 2021 penal code book oh no there's another book that's on the table it's like off-grid cabin to do for fun off-grid cabinet yeah it's like this little but i invited you guys i didn't get did you get my evite yeah i'm in here i gotta probably turn my steam on people you know computer gaming dude nothing never works i wanted to play world of warcraft with y'all but you neither one of you want to play you weren't even online for most of the day you're just like hiding no taking care of his kids but they'd have you believe you're a sheeple yes computer gaming is the worst dude it's not working uh you want to try inviting us it's like um the game was on and everything from the party you couldn't just leave the party zach you had to kick me i want to go accept your invitation and now i can't get back into the game do you have you can't bring the station well i just bought berserker chicken so we gotta go cluck some people and i gotta get clocked at least once so i can see my berserker chicken save for valhalla whatever graveyard that's like their insult does he like live too long just died a long time ago [Music] mini game i royale to do duo's yeah let's do do us oh i gotta wait for zach to hear that he'd like to do duels are you the green ranger cool huh yeah that's pretty cute is that the hero or the assassin but i like um turning invisible in the center drone and the shredder and the sniper i've been liking the sniper a lot chilling peeling caps that dude yeah one shot in the dome piece especially if you get like the 50 increase head shot it's like you'll get all their armor all their health and then you'll take out like at least a thousand of their chicken health it's just like you really [ __ ] do it yep and if you get that 10 extra head headshot bonus roon they go straight to the graveyard dude straight to him oh we found one guys we found one get me posted we're in jacob follow royale on twitter dude that would have been so that would have been hilarious as i follow that realm royale on myspace [Laughter] zach was uh playing he had some freaking child in his party dude that was just giving us a play-by-play on everything dude that was going on is that what happened to your arm my arm oh nothing lexi beating you again is that what she told you to say hit with a baseball you have like a play baseball there you have like a donut sticker on it it's a nicotine patch because i like nicotine oh yeah you like nicotine though you're like oh [ __ ] guys i dropped my lighter you ever told that scary jacob no i don't tell him anything man i keep my story as a secret i do you don't you like to tell your stories yeah i like to tell stories i really like it i got really good stories i was telling all my you got really good at telling stories too i got i was telling josh about stories the other day with my notes dude in my phone we're going to the crosshairing you guys want to go to the fungal jungle or what's going on the cross herrings dude yeah we always go there and get [ __ ] on every time what's red up is cool though you can play with us oh yeah we need a uh we got your third where's your fourth at better nobody said nothing about racing at stakes okay freaking uh io horace dude his name was omar or something oh zach you got one person landing right on you guys slice and dice get him yep slice dude see we do the [ __ ] around here jacob jesus are you scared freaking fit conformist enemies and then we spot it on [ __ ] satan man perched up like a guy i don't know why the bot's not working hold on waiting in a tree it's been being kind of weird lately i think i fixed it yeah we could use a fourth we've got recruits dude yeah yeah you know over here better be good this guy's over here just waiting to steal my [ __ ] wtf is that a raptor yeah it's a it's a robo raptor a rubber raptor a brobo wrap it's a rubber dude get him boy get them light them up what's up let me join the realm voice oh there's a [ __ ] right next to me are you still ready to play sorry gabe unless you give him some donations of course yeah to his patreon i need a patreon to his only fans or to his live me app sponsored by municipal fine blake on now join the realm voice he doesn't have a donation channel [Music] i'ma get in there i'ma kick your ass here 8k printer yeah elegy saturn [Music] amanda awesome awesome awesome you guys don't go see that nope movie it was really bad uh yeah i'm gonna wait for that one to come out on uh that little site that zach gave me the railroad it looks like too much of black empowerment stuff yeah like it's like a shitty black empowerment one like not even a good one the first one he made was good and then the second one was awful and this one's even worse shyamalan no this one's jordan peel remember get out oh dude the one that brennan says is like the [ __ ] god movie get it twisted don't get it with us did i say oh there's a guy in here enemy spotted better enemy spotted wait so he's playing me or gabe dc i'm loki confused i'm gonna let you play red because you asked first you were in here you want a green boner i mean a gold bow and arrow zac it's the heavy one uh yeah i think they're called boner yes sir we can both play quickly before they steal it uh no i got my two homies in here quickly now i'm gonna play the homies icp song over here homies homies i need me a sniper gun dude asap no there's squads yeah there's three already in here it's me bone daddy and sexy suicide so that makes three [Music] a green fire bomb i'll take it i'm sorry but these are my friends in real life so they get priority spotted where is this whole seeing all these enemies they get priority access yeah we are subscribed to his patreon as well so yeah he got two other including him that makes three adding me is four and that's a full scottish they yeah oh i see one guy okay okay there's another guy right here he'll be a hero [Music] oh i'm dead no no no there was two in there how many two damn we're opening boxes dude how did he know what where's this quick go to a different [ __ ] place than rest doesn't matter dude he's cheating i don't know how he saw me right there do something really quick i'll be right back all right [Music] well she just asked me to come here i don't know oh damn come right on this spot right here join me in the realm voice chat marie i mean right classes loadout that's what i want saboteur gonna get that guy in this is his buddy uh red it's he's on his friend's list so he's gonna have to send him an evite when he can did he pay the trothole [Music] hmm [Music] dude who wouldn't get it jesus is there oh [Music] where did perfect go afk i can see that so then why did you ask all right i'm back oh yeah hey mr back um let's see is anybody online you're a boy red x are you online red x right or this other guy he's not my boy somebody accept my friend request so i can invite him red x accept my friend request so i can invite you who never says please the rudest streamer no red x just accept my friend request so i can invite you because my friend can't join through jacob the other day then they got me one of that um that gillette like heater razor yeah the gelatin you know that one that's like 200 [ __ ] dollars dang it dude she's right that horseshoe she's got that horseshoe money dude horseshoe money she's been tending to them horses but yeah i have no idea why anybody would ever get that [ __ ] so stupid i haven't even tried it he didn't [ __ ] throw it away immediately no i do it in front of her though i didn't throw it away but if i can return that [ __ ] dude i got these other ones like um because she likes gillette she likes those gillette razors and [ __ ] and uh i was like why do you get those things over over there it's like a 20 pack of razor heads for like 80 uh we could just start it man whoa all right yeah and then so i went on um amazon and there was these there were these other razor heads it was like 20 dollars for i am i don't know like 18 of them i don't know it was so much cheaper it was like 80 percent cheaper than the gillette razor so i bought her a razor and and mia razer handle with like our own little pack still less than the reloadable accent that one blade on the head on the top of the head so you can get those like fine spots but well the one that i don't i mean you gotta find a better design but these razors man they just get clogged up like you can do like two or three spikes in the closet we're just gonna shave your sasquatch back i'll try again later [Music] you have to do like one pass and then you have to rinse it one pass and then rinse it bro this [ __ ] bot yeah i don't see why they don't they don't just like i mean would it help just to gap them out more or something like that i was like why do they have to be so close together because they do get you know clogged up i was like dude just like a tiny bit more dude all those hairs would just fly out and i think if they did that you'd cut yourself more a row i declined by accident all right i'll try again after this game right next you want me to back out for relics isn't that like a drano product clean your drainage okay yeah bro i'm on something today i swear spent all his money on the things that's me dude i swear spend all his money on the things i need to forge health potions i don't know how these guys paint white and yellow they're the worst paints have you been painting yet no i have not there's a thousand degrees like jesus [Music] that's different that's weird [Music] who's over here with me dude we need a gun dude i thought you guys had those those axes the way it sounds oh my god this guy's getting away no i get him [Music] yes yes yes no get up again yes get a little [ __ ] pumpkin pumpkin patch guess who's in love with that ian is not afraid to this admit you put music in the back yeah i'm sure somebody's next to me i'm on the hunt where is this mystery man thank you for the help chris but i didn't need it now if you lay up all my [ __ ] back off my blade yep who's this who's this raptor boy my green dragon will eat your little guppy i think his controller's broken he's all jacked up what is he doing oh it's an epic he's just seizing out he ate too much tortilla chips master i don't believe i'm breathing here three towns yeah but three pounds of them jesse really dude you think you can take on three pounds of tortilla tips he'll die just drink a ton of water i can't take it okay grandpa that's not how it works uh when do we land here wake me up when something happens fellas oh there's a guy where's the guy up this way he's going towards you guys yeah oh there's a guy right here yeah okay hey did you find him oh he got chris vector yeah he's up here he ran away there's a guy right here too oh there's a guy right down my mark that guy let me know if you got him i don't know where he went [Music] oh yeah good job good job he's got a green plasma rifle that raptor is way quieter than uh this slime no no no then his other one zach had this other mount dude that was badass like some place there's a bag of chips here [Music] maximum firepower plucked and loaded again oh [ __ ] this is going for the thing one [ __ ] wild over there let me get that pissed off yeah you can have all that stuff dude okay circle coming in because i'm going somewhere where there's a lot of people man i'm tired of this place let's see [ __ ] where's jacob is he's a gold one yeah jacob's dying into this stupid idiot i was either get on youtube or fall asleep that's how bad this this spot was whoever chose it was the genius and that one armor i got green next to me exactly say oh you got an epic zach i need you to give me your best atkins impersonation i gotta run here i can't take if you wanna hell yeah do it i can't take it either do what he says there gonna do it all right i'm gonna do it that's a gay i can do so lazy sunday again alex who wants to take a bath uh there's a cat here enemies here is that enemy here probably have to go after this game because lexi won't stick a bath okay what the hell is like a sponge bath or something what does she need you for it you take care of them go damn good dude oh man great [ __ ] led us into a damn trap i'll get you back i threw my damn thing in there how come it didn't it's 20 seconds for that one jacob yeah it's plenty of time 16 15. you don't have shards dude how do these people know that yeah you miss me no you have to kiss me oh [ __ ] oh my god [ __ ] my neck hey where are my teammates huh still got this vector on here there's the fight another day drop your turrets for the nasty pursuers dude he's got all that good loot man look at that got a fireman's axe and liberace ak-47 i'm ready to board it okay oh easy kills give it joe hang on that i don't think it is i don't know how to say thank you crazy ass did he forge just all back and he has 197 shards still demon sorcerer [Music] [Music] [Music] okay purple dragon oh chris you [ __ ] down syndrome idiot uh you chromosome oh circle closing in 20 seconds got some potions and stuff oh [ __ ] come on baby [Music] [Music] guys fighting to the death up here [Music] yeah [Music] i told you i'm going to take a bath [Music] got places to go i hear the slime rancher behind you oh yeah baby slime ranch yeah best i can do as an assist oh what the [ __ ] [ __ ] kidding me okay oh my god zach is on the [ __ ] gold mine right now oh yeah he's on a rampage too man shall be my equal oh zach oh [ __ ] these guys are too good i don't know bye you don't know anytime you know