so as an officer for 26 years I was
asked all the time for friends family
random people what's the best way to get
out of a ticket and you know at the time
I couldn't really say anything but now
that I'm retired we're gonna go ahead
and ask some of these guys at this motor
school how to get out of a ticket well
the only reason you get out of a traffic
ticket is well the only thing I can
think of is if you get abducted by
aliens so there's three ways to get out
of a ticket first one if you just
disappear off the earth second one if
you die before the court date and third
just don't get pulled over well I don't
know about getting out of a ticket but I
know what's go garan to you getting a
ticket in Houston if you're sporting any
dallas cowboy attire or Texas Ranger
stuff you get an automatic ticket from
the New Mexico State Police better die
before your court date