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foreign [Music] what's up Mother Russia how you doing how are you Mother Russia how's it going it's all right sup dude I'm sorry I didn't show up to previous lived I'm doing good of you doing good yeah that place uh Magic be gathering no I'm just kidding what is this again I worked Legacy hi Carl once I get my shaders downloaded all right let's do this every time but hello turkey or Greece Carl if you say wrong I nuke you Greece counter it says who are getting nuked chills wrong Carlos I'm gonna play my character Barbarian turkey better you should have saw my pfp speaking of nukes I watched Oppenheimer on Friday oh did you very good yeah looks pretty good I want to watch it shut up you Greek wanna watch it oh yeah I'm Mexican actually oh yeah I don't hold much think in the turkey versus Greek our country was first to recognize mine the country feed picks pleading face feet picks pleading face feet picks pleading face feet pics pleading face feet pics pleading face feet pics pleading face feet pics pleading face feet pics pleading face feet pics pleading face feet picks pleading face feet pics pleading face feet picks pleading face feet pics pleading face feet pics pleading face feet pics pleading face feet pics pleading face and a few pigs I'll show you my feet you wanna see my feet hold on I Don't Know Jack about either country feed picks pleading face feet picks pleading face feed picks pleading face feet picks pleading face feet pics pleading face feet pics pleading face feet pics pleading face feet pics pleading face feet pics pleading face feet pics pleading face feet pics pleading face feet pics pleading face feet pics pleading face feet pics pleading face feet pics pleading face feet pics pleading face feed picks pleading face feet pics pleading face feed pie shut up what is your house you like grieve Greece oh my camera's not plugged in how come my camera won't turn on I wanted to show you my theme I think the game is frozen will he be frozen lol oh there we go oh my God that's bright okay I think the game is Frozen pretty sure um uh I guess I'll restart it oh wait no it's it's come back to life look at what I sent you said I don't even have Discord open is it safe to show on stream all right here's my feet there you go nice huh I thought the game came back it moved for a second bro is that you it's finally I'm picking my house right now good we haven't missed the Sorting ceremony I'm no expert but what happens is that seems more appropriate like that I need to study this locket as soon as I can but first I must contact the ministry they need to know what happened to George and being warned of ramrock for the moment I ask that you keep all that's happened this evening that's great between you and me of course sir thank you thank you what is wrong with the game nice beard WTF because I put the graphics dude [Music] it's all Jakey Phineas Knight jealous black who watches the Hub prepare yourself to meet texture is still loading in I guess maybe it was because nice of you to join us the Sorting sediment is over there were complications complications it seems the goblin problems goblins like no time for rumors fig and I'm rapidly losing whatever patience I had left there we go those are aristotographics if you're lucky we might still be able to get you sorted this evening I'll be in touch [Music] yo gaming are you gay Professor Weasley we've won more to be sorted welcome your Justice have a seat [Music] ah yes a bit older than the others aren't you you come here with preferences and preconceptions certain expectations I'm ravenclub etw are you gay [Music] uh can we just start I can't wait to explore now I'm looking forward to it I am Apache helicopter I am better [Music] um gleaned by having an adventurous spirit s but your professors have a great deal to teach you as well [Music] I wonder I detect something in you a certain sense you've got smth to say cry to your mama what is it foreign curiosity the Loyalty ambition [Music] it's a daring a sense of adventure I like to think that I'm not afraid of anything um exceptionally daring undaunted by the unknown willing to forge ahead alone when you Mars perhaps you stupid [Music] I'm evil put me in Slytherin I detect a growing sense of ambition I bet you are a sliverance never mind [Music] you belong in Slytherin foreign [Applause] [Music] due to the unfortunate injury on the pitch in last Spring's final this year's quidditch season has been canceled [Music] oh enough it's not as though I've banned I've done three different tests and I keep getting Ravenclaw LOL tempt me you are here to focus I'm just a born Ravenclaw futures I'm sure you will have plenty to do before classes begin tomorrow I said I'm sure you all have plenty to do before classes begin tomorrow um it's lovely to meet you I'm Professor Weasley would you be so kind as to show our new student to their common room I shall see to it sir as I was saying I'm Professor Weasley pleased to meet you nice to meet you as well professor as Deputy head mistress it is my distinct honor to show you to your common room right this way it's quite uncommon for a student to begin as a fifth year it may be a bit of a challenge but one I'm sure I can be quite resourceful I suspected as much this is the entrance to the Slytherin common room in order to enter one must simply speak the correct password aspiration very well aspiration [Music] well done now go on in and get some sleep you have a big day ahead of you tomorrow I shall be back in the morning to collect you for your first class thank you Professor Weasley you're welcome I hope you enjoy your first night at Hogwarts you get them big heads and be all shoulder pads you won't get to learn any of the Forbidden magic until you are near the end of the game looks like everyone's gone let's head to the common room there's a game running like this bro what the hell Discord look at all these problems started when I open Discord definitely worth it though you might have to lower some settings it seems like it's running fine now not really all right let me lower some settings real quick I don't know why though certainly fine oh maybe it was just because uh is RTX on I don't know let's see why is it at 7 21 I can't even change this the heck does this game have RTX following video let me see what it's all right now I suppose some introductions are in order can I help you ah you're the new fifth year I'm Sebastian Salah welcome to Slytherin thank you not everyone has a Ministry escort to school he was a friend of Professor figs who merely joined us for the ride still impressive Dreadful way to go poor fella it might be because you are a streaming still assuming last time that was fun too um it was Dreadful certainly but quite an experience nonetheless interesting perspective how did you and fig managed to escape it's all still a bit of a blur to be honest didn't mean to press you just get yourself settled we can talk more later we can talk more later Sebastian teaches you the illegal magic towards the end of the game to your book nice meeting you too good luck today no more PS2 graphics I wouldn't do that if I were you not going to move there are you here watch this don't say I didn't warn you checkmate told you you should have listened to me ah I know who you are you're the new Slytherin the one who barged in with Professor fig last night interesting tactic on your first day taking all the attention away from the first years I'm Imelda by the way shame I wasn't with you and fig I could have lured that Dragon away my skills in a broom are legendary perhaps Professor Fig's friend would have survived if we'd had your help precisely perhaps one of these days I'll show you a thing or two about flying I can teach you more than Kagawa ever could speaking of which I'd like to get in some time on my brim before classes goodbye Imelda nice meeting you from us I I think I heard one doubt mermaids find us that interesting ah based on all the chatter When you entered the common room I'm guessing you're the new fifth year I'm ominous ominous gaunt nice to meet you ominous Well you certainly had a memorable arrival well you're definitely in the right house do let me know if I can be of any help as you navigate your first days here though I doubt you'll need it thank you ominous very nice to meet you pleasure was all mine don't be a stranger you're just by the stairs yeah we're usually up here I think ominous is blind he is staring at the floor lol s I've been dreaming of this day for a long time can't believe I'm here well you are here the most of it you only have one first day at Hogwarts now in light of your unique situation joining us as a fifth year you'll need to catch up with your classmates and not fall behind especially as you'll be expected to complete your owls at the end of the year owls owls yes your ordinary Wizarding level exams they will determine what type of career you can have when you leave here after much discussion with the Headmaster and the department of magical education at the ministry we've devised something extraordinary to ensure your success here you are what is it is a Wizard's Field Guide it will help you to keep track of what you are learning so that you master all that's expected of a fifth year you would be wise to take full advantage of this exceptionally valuable resource thank you Professor but what do you mean it was track of what also perhaps seeing it in action will answer any questions you may have walk with me and we shall put it to the test this way I certainly would have appreciated something like the field guide when I was a student using the guide will also train you to be alert to your surroundings the guide will give you opportunities to practice your magic and educate yourself about Wizarding law do keep up why don't you cast revellio on that statue and see what details the field guide can provide revelation [Music] I don't care man I just don't play the game I care about no field pages clever isn't it keep your eyes open for more opportunities like that inside and outside of the castle [Music] [Music] I ended up spamming revolio trying to get all the field pages ah good timing perfect opportunity to show you how to use flu Flames to get around a bit quicker your Field Guide contains a map of the Castle open it up and find Central Hall Central Hall Central Hall [Music] okay all right foreign and here we are quite the Time Saver these stairs lead directly to Central Hall you can get almost anywhere in the castle quickly from Central Hall oh there's something happening here it's the heart of the hive our King's cross station so to speak that should be all for now you'll be expected to attend both charms and defense against the dark arts classes today and I'd like to be sure you get to hogsmead as soon as possible to replace the supplies you lost on the way here thank you Professor Weezer a lot to absorb on your first day and you have much to love to learn happily your professors have agreed to create additional assignments for you outside of class you'll be up to speed in no time judging by your Adept use of revelio earlier I'd say Professor figs succeeded in at least showing you the basics you did Professor he's been terribly vague as to the events preceding your arrival specifically about what happened after that awful dragon attack my suspicion is that there's more to the story than a search for belongings and an extended trip up to the castle I'm sorry professor I'm afraid that's all there is [Music] almost precisely what Professor fig said speak of the devil Professor Fick your ears must have been burning oh yes you seem to have provided our new fifthier with a solid foundation in the basics of spellcasting ah I'm afraid I can't take all the credit there professor they've a rare aptitude for magic it seems well I'm just glad you both arrived in one piece perfectly good boats and carriages to Hogwarts and you chose to fly in the path of a dragon I wouldn't say I chose the dragon's path professor rather unfortunately it would seem that it chose us very well enough chit chat I need to get to class myself might I rely on you Professor fig to explain the details of the field guides map of course thank you good luck today and remember to use your Field Guide if will be invaluable to you and invaluable to me as I'll be using it to keep up to date on your progress yes Professor come and find me in my classroom after you've attended both classes today and I'll explain more about those assignments I mentioned and we'll see if we can't get you to hogsmead for those supplies it's good to see you professor and you I was hoping our paths would cross today before you immersed yourself in studies did I hear you masterfully evade Professor Weasley's interrogation regarding our late arrival [Music] I did my best I'm fairly certain she suspects that we're not being entirely forthcoming yes well Professor Weasley is a brilliant and astute witch it was right to keep the details to yourself for now we don't know where this path we've embarked upon will lead it may require a bit more flexibility with your time than she would approve of and she may feel obliged to share details with the Headmaster that would be better left between us understood Professor good now as capable as you are I believe the ability you possess obliges you to be well trained happily you have the benefit of an exceptionally skilled team of witches and wizards to guide you speaking of guides and so that I may avoid Another Not So subtle reproof from Professor Weasley why don't I show you the clever enchantment we included in the field guides map unfold it and have a look the map is Enchanted to help you find your way this will be incredibly helpful thank you now sounds like you've quite a day ahead what with classes and a trip to hogsmeat for supplies including your own wand you'll enjoy Mr Ollivander he's an exceptional Craftsman and a good friend I shall reach out when I have more information about her mysterious locket for now focus on your classes and pay attention more than your owls May hinge on the magic you are able to master Within These Walls just so I'd have an excuse to visit olivanders again [Music] [Music] what's happening bro you can't let it research again okay the game is laggy LOL it wasn't like that last time I played I don't know why it's like that give a deal restart [Music] baby [Music] If you experience dizziness altered Vision I am a message which is also awareness disorientation it's funny because um pretty sure the reason why they put these warnings in games now is because of my mom because she she used to be a lawyer and she built a lawsuit against the game company they gave somebody a seizure so then all the game companies started putting those warnings in their games [Music] really yeah really it was for uh what was the game interesting uh uh how was the game something 64. there's a game on the Nintendo [Music] I can't remember the name of it I remember because she got like a free copy of the game to like test it out and she like didn't play video games so she had me tested out give me a seizure though fun game though um I can't remember the name of it was a fun game I like I used to like it was like what's the name of that game or a Tron or something 64. that's gonna bug me foreign [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] was this in 2002 [Music] why did you look up the lawsuit I'm gonna look it up lawsuit settlement [Music] I wonder if my mom's name is [Music] I can't find anything about the lawsuit except for like um like Wikipedia I found an article from 2002 that says women blame Sun seizures on Nintendo 64. that's probably it I don't know yeah I think they probably settled but that's why everybody puts the seizure warning in that is [Music] never mind it's not it it's not yeah I don't know it was a long time ago so it might not be anything on the internet about it bro why is it taking so long what is up this game [Music] laughs few minutes my ears I'm about to go play ratchet and playing dude [Music] I want to play a VR game but don't know what to play [Music] I feel like I played them all did he end scream nothing new has come out yeah I feel like that too there's not really that much have you played uh breachers breachers is pretty fun it's like a Rainbow Six Siege but in VR oh it's all right it's okay it's okay all right I'm gonna go play around your plane because Roblox VR [Music] is very new no but I have Pavlov yeah pavela is probably better than breachers anyways I don't know all right I'm gonna change this to ratchet Clank stream because this shit's taking way too long I don't know how it jumps up when I'm about to end it [Music] close I'm gonna play ratchet Clank I only get on VR chat to explore worlds and [ __ ] sure thing let's look at VR games let's see if there's any new ones why is the music still playing what the hell what all right game is glitchy as hell open Task Manager save me what is going on bro I'm not responding Roblox VR is new Roblox VR on Quest store you can get on the Microsoft store too I saw but it's like beta or something but I don't really want to play Roblox VR so yeah I play on index yeah you can still play it you just get it from the Microsoft store let's see let's look it up uh let's see roadblocks where's Microsoft store foreign I can't hear your mic is not that loud come on Mike's not that loud that I get reset again let me check um oh my God everything's being so slow just go to www.roblox.com if you're interested in weird liminal or trippy stuff someone made three worlds in VR chat that are really cool it's called organism is that better can you hear me now can you hear me now can you hear me now it's called organism VR chat runs really really bad on my setup I don't know why yeah yeah oh let's see I didn't change my stream title really quick if anything will load nothing wants to load for me right now I don't know what's going on it's because the avatars are not well optimized you've got Mega hack for Geometry Dash I'm just saying do you have it Mega hack for a geometry dash I got we mod that works as a hack for Geometry Dash oh that's what you're talking about but dude why won't anything load what is going on I'm gonna have to like reset my computer I don't want to do that let's get in stream it's not free what's that I want to see it but the worlds have no objective you just explore [ __ ] and figure out the story yourself you want to see liaman might have to reset PC edit stream info yeah I think I'm gonna have to reset my PC or log out at least please mod or something I don't know it I want to steer oh you want to see weman okay um well I'm probably gonna sign out of my PC real quick and then I'll start a new stream because just everything is just screwed up it's like loading I won't even load YouTube right oh I know it did though um I use we mod for No Man's sky yes we might we might for No Man's sky I don't it won't load steam though I don't know why super bullets you know spam click it I don't think it's gonna help but all right I'm gonna I'm gonna already start my PC I'll be right back I'll start a new stream BRB and then I'll show you Emma also I saw you were on Unity oh yeah I tried Unity it's kind of hard to use I think it's harder to use than unreal I used to play with unreal and it wasn't as hard as it all right be right back
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