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yeah I wasn't feeling that either another one down huh great work but uh hey there's something you should see take a look after you're turning your bounty [Music] come on turning that Bounty already I gotta show you this all right good get over here check this out that's Club nugman blim City magistrate you all know I'm working hard to flush out all the crime and drugs from our streets all right now catch us next bit change we've learned of a bold Bounty Hunter who's been bravely taking this G3 matter into their own hands yeah you got lucky I am not doing it might as well hear him out right I already told him you go without even asking us first no don't start trust me he's legit this guy's been ntg3 since before any of you were even in diapers honestly I don't know if gatlin's even wear diapers head through there club's expecting you come on you know how hard it is to get a meeting with the magistrate don't keep him waiting thank you so much for coming Bounty Hunter our pleasure nice view you got up here look I'll cut to the chase I need your help you're a human correct my men looked into it sorry you survived the g3's attack on your home planet Earth right yeah bear a human where Gatlin is of course sorry I'm familiar with your applied as well it's such a tragedy it makes much sense for you and human would join the forces but perhaps you have room for one more Ally as well a lawless Bounty Hunter teaming up with a squeaky clean politician really that's precisely why I need your help I'm having the darndest time curbing the species drug trade I can only do so much poison he's not just poisoning the water supply he's moved on to poisoning weirder stuff now like treat lamps we don't even know how that works or if it's actually a problem maybe it's fine to poison Street lamps I'm a bit overwhelmed and I wish I could focus more time on the G3 top G3 officers in less time that it takes us to file a single report so you see how you can help me but there's also one way this tool on my desk here will help you rescue your fellow humans you can use it to teleport them to a safe haven my team has arranged for them to stay at until the G3 are dealt with foreign well the human species is technically a drug I can't have dangerous sentient drugs in the hands of my citizens and you can't have your people getting captured and consumed this solves both of our problems assuming you plan to continue taking out the G3 that's right thank you sincerely you humans and gatlians you're both very Noble species this means a lot to me I've made it my life's work to use my power to help people in need but even I have my limits I'm just glad I have someone like you to turn to as a token of thanks my team will be feeding any intel we find on the G3 directly to your Handler Mr zaruthian we've already sent him everything we had the rest is in your hands we appreciate that pal if it's okay if I call you pal that's all I have for you feel free to stay as long as you like the view is breathtaking foreign I got a message saying they'll hook us up with any G3 until they find yep and he even gave us this weird thing we could save humans with right there you got it easy nothing as convenient as this ever happened when I was bounty hunting yeah speaking of we should get you a jet pack before you head back out into the field you're really gonna need it and I'm down to the pawn shop and see if they got one in stock oh and yeah you might want to hit a Florida Chef stand too he's a little shady but uh those warp discs he's selling can be pretty helpful foreign [Music] hey look at me I'm the guy who sells stuff I'm in a legal concessions guy I like to sell you a [ __ ] stop over here illegal [ __ ] this guy's talking birds what's up my name's Stan and I sell vows the alien come I know that's probably not what you wanted to hear when you walked over here you want to come or what I'm not mad I'm just curious do we really look like your typical customers sure look I have absolutely no idea I'm shocked to my core every time somebody buys literally truckloads of alien company but they do it all the time there's no Rhyme or Reason to it I've been completely unable to narrow it down to a set of demographic grannies cops movie stars politicians everybody likes my delicious alien car I've had every type of weirdo coming up here saying I like 600 gallons of your absolute highest quality egg income and and I say does it matter which aliens that come come from and they say no sir it truly does not I just want some alien come no further details needed so what What's it gonna be you want some alien coming out look I can't believe we're doing this but let's have some come home look at you you want some I'm so glad you're interested look you caught me on a good day I'm number one time off for free Alien come take some on the house and if you like it just come back and get some more just tell all your friends about me say Stan has the absolute best Alien come I've ever seen tasted touched whatever I'm not sure if it's his or if he's getting it from some other alien but I'm just such a huge fan of his work and what he's doing out there on the streets of film City selling alien come to the community say all of that foreign got any jet packs back there a jet pack oh certainly I can help uh I can help all right thank you foreign great choice really phenomenal Choice let's lock that purchase in nice don't we get a jet pack now not so fast I gotta back order that bad boy I'll have it ready for you in a couple of days I promise no refunds by the way this purchase is final oh way to rip us off guess we'll wait not like we have a choice let's go tell Gene and stay out wow you've got some endurance foreign oh look who missed me how'd it go did you get a jet pack yeah but it's on back order great perfect excuse for a rest we're still waiting on clubs inside okay go to bed and sleep off some of that excitement Jean's right that's that sounds like a good idea foreign so this is your bedroom huh it's fine I mean I don't I don't really know what I was expecting to be hey good night partner I'm just gonna sit right here and watch you fall asleep I'm really glad we met you know I I think I think we're doing something amazing here how cool would it be if we actually stopped the G3 sorry sorry I I I'm just I'm excited I'll shut up let's get some sleep pretty soon you know we'll be jet packing across all the space sorry I'm being too loud you're probably trying to let's get you to sleep foreign [Music] partner let's take this jet pack for a spin can you make it over that Gap holy [ __ ] this rules damn you're just like a Tony hawk.com jetpack bro just this one segment so see ya all right well uh thanks everyone for watching the bad show the bad TV show well I gotta tell you Gene was right that is gonna come in handy it's also fun you could fly while doing combat it's a very cool uh feature that we have here we put a lot of time and effort into it I'm telling you to clean up this place is a mess I need you to clean it up before tweet gets here oh got a big date with your Sad Sack flimborg Boy Toy [ __ ] off Gene like you've even never been on a date they don't even start sister I know a lot about dates I [ __ ] more aliens than your brain could comprehend and even I don't want to touch your boyfriend so sick of hearing about their Sky yeah yeah right my boyfriend is so [ __ ] hot though right oh come on you haven't even seen him why'd you answer that trust me you don't have to support her just because she's family this guy's a loser he is so hot he's like a low seven or a high six and he's really nice to me yeah no ulterior motives there just clean up after yourself Jesus hi look I'm sorry if I'm coming off harsh he's messing up the group dynamic we've got a good thing going here we do that fun sitcom banter back and forth while you're nibbling here goes and Brass alien baddies in the face it's great dude you're lucky you even get to live here with us I don't care about your damn Dynamics I'm just saying you barely know this guy are you sure you're even attracted to him most aliens what about you you just said you've slept with basically everything in the whole galaxy but I'm a washed up degenerate you've got your whole life out of you that's more condescending than it is sweet what no look we've spent all this time living together I I care about you now Leslie [ __ ] sake my name's Lizzy come on we're all living under the same roof and that makes us family and it makes her business my business on the middle of the house so she needs to do what I say and before anyone accuses yeah I know I'm a misogynist we all know I'm a misogynist that's bad and I'm working on it but this is about me being right and your sister being wrong listen to yourself I can make my own decisions I don't know why you think you're suddenly some father figure to me to make eating my diary oh yeah I said eating he's been eating Pages out of my diary so what my species eats paper it's delicious who gives a [ __ ] I'm so sick of this [ __ ] look I just don't want twig to think I'm messy okay it's that simple and I don't want you dating him at all why don't I set you up with my nephew Grimble dick he's got a steady job and yes before you ask he's got both his legs that's not like a family ailment or anything [ __ ] off just just and get used to me and Twig come on tell Gene I can date whoever I want thank you not that I needed your approved oh fine yeah team up against the depressed paraplegic I didn't know you were depressed I mean I knew you were depressing just clean up Gene okay sorry to drag you into Walmart so uh go ahead if you want to get started on those um and broke his crown water foreign exactly yep now tell us stuff oh it was awkward everyone else got enslaved again if you can believe it honestly I think they like being enslaved don't really care but just to be polite where are they they're working at scrender Labs now just past the mushroom Valley here just be careful that place is freaky cool again don't really care let's do this [ __ ] you get a jet pack across this or what nice you crossed a big gap you want me to order you a trophy off of delamo prime good this is the right pass if it isn't I'll freak out hey chill out we don't gotta kill them let's put that scam of you it's a good use [Applause] no problem yeah you broke [Applause] foreign use your last bit of strength to throw me to safety get us out of here foreign [Applause] foreign the G3 payroll must be [ __ ] a million miles long I mean Jesus heads up my trick holds ready my golf am I gone my golf my gone hey what's up Axolotl how you doing well somebody just come in sorry I'm in the John hold on foreign [ __ ] tonight no yeah keep coming at us [ __ ] let's slow down time Grendel Labs you ready for us hey use the zip line you know how that works [Music] so what we're going to some big science labs like a field trip why does this feel like we're going on a field trip I don't like these Vibes we're here to kill we're here to maim some G3 dirt bags if you see any signs here ignore it just focus on The Killing foreign hello and welcome to scrender Labs only authorized for oh Bounty Hunter who stepped up and took charge in the office and killed my boss but you got results anyway sorry nothing personal feel free to have some candy you're gonna set off the alarm yep I'm gonna set off the alarm we've got an intruder sorry it's my job and I don't care about you [Music] elevators on enemies coming you win some you lose some [Music] foreign [Music] I gotta be honest these are annoying elevators really not the best design for an elevator okay take the hits but please don't fall I don't care if you die I just don't want to climb all the way back up here keep it up yeah let's [ __ ] around now [Music] get The Intruders foreign foreign [Music] [Music] what's up [Music] [Music] all right well now that we're done with all the fighting if you want you can go check out all the nerdy science [ __ ] I can tell you what to I see your nerd eyes so go look go on foreign we clearly don't have what we need let's come back to this in a sec yeah is that okay whoever's so what this is one of this Grendel's offices hello Jonathan it's Dr gergill I've been asked to send you some of my findings on the human genome it's only a small Porsche and I doubt you'll even be able to comprehend what you're looking at but I promise garment to us I'd provide them and our keys don't contact me again I'm busy I don't trust this [ __ ] gurgle of creep those [ __ ] these are gatlining wow hey [ __ ] that Gaffney is alive oh hey you look nice my name's creature the bad guys did experiments on me and [ __ ] me up real bad and basically every way you can imagine holy [ __ ] am I glad to see another cat laying alive in here are there any others oh my God yes there's so many oh but unless you've been alive then no these [ __ ] G3 bastards preacher we're taking on the cartoon you want it oh no no no they did good care of me holding me against my will caught me open doing experiments on me okay you know what say it out loud I think they might actually be bad I'm part of your team now hell yeah welcome aboard a creature so bye don't freak out or anything I could give birth to a bunch of little Freaks and they can just say ah beautiful look out one of my little [ __ ] just saved us being a dad is the best feeling in the world then a few seconds later when your mutant kid dies because it has a microscopic lifespan that's not so good of a feeling actually but I'm numb to it oh yeah that's one of my children they die fast don't worry it's easy to make more and it feels good God I love them so much thank you Kenny back in action I'm so down the clown man all right we're in how was that was that helpful was it helpful that I gave birth to a lot of tiny guys really fast hey is this Gonna Hurt is this Gonna Hurt nice job fair warning this room's pretty [ __ ] up see other fusing brain dead gatlians onto mercs yeah you see it sorry holy [ __ ] you killed everyone wow you are strong good thing I'm safe behind this glass oh use one of my kids to [ __ ] with that guy's mind he'll go into a frenzy did I tell you they can do that they can't do that I am loyal oh oh and if you keep piling my kids on top of a guy they could do mind control [ __ ] they can make a bad guy fight for us oh [ __ ] that mind control thing doesn't last very long sorry about that I keep yelling at my kids to make it last longer but they're [ __ ] they do not listen foreign crate whenever they take me outside and I really liked it oh I can help you with that little hook bug Hive shoot my little guys in there look at my little guy in there rustling up the hive isn't that cute I'm so proud of him hey this is fun you do this sort of stuff all the time Bounty Hunter ow this hurts foreign [Applause] [Applause] foreign [Applause] [Applause] foreign [Music] [Applause] really good at killing lots of G3 oh you're gonna save some humans with that thing Club gave you right help us please foreign foreign foreign foreign [Music] [Applause]
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