Hold
[Music]
the curb.
Victor one. We are going to be on
Washington just west of Westmore.
Whoa. Santa car.
Stay in the car.
[Applause]
Good evening. I'm Officer Simons of the
Little Park Police Department.
 Hello.
Hi. There were a couple reasons why I
stopped you. Okay. So,
 I I know I was on
my phone. Okay.
 I was on my phone.
 You
were on your phone. Okay. Your license
plates are also expired and you have one
kind of light. Okay. Um do you have your
driver's license, proof insurance with
you?
 Yes.
So, why would you just abruptly say that
you were on your phone?
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It was a dumb decision,
 but I'm sorry.
I'm like, I'm horse. I'm like sick.
But um I was sending a voice message
somebody.
 It's not like I was like being
like [ __ ] Like I was like,
 what do
you mean by that?
Being [ __ ] is like
being [ __ ] Like I don't know what's
um but no. I mean I was sent like a
voice message to somebody and like I
probably shouldn't have done that.
 Okay.
Well, I was like
 probably not probably a
bad idea.
 Probably a bad idea. Yeah. So
I won't fully admit to that.
 So why did
why did you try to jump out of the car
immediately? What? That's not a good
idea. Why would you try to do that?
 Why
would I jump out of the car immediat?
Cuz
 have you ever been pulled over
before?
 I've been pulled over before.
And
 have you ever jumped out of the car
like that before?
 No, but I want to show
like respect.
 That's not That seems to
me that's kind of an act of aggression
towards law enforcement when somebody
jumps out of the car like that.
 Really?
That's not a good thing.
 Okay. I was
just trying to like get out of my car to
like show you like respect. Okay.
 Do you
have your driver's license with you?
Yeah.
I'm at
No, I was actually at 3G's cuz I
actually
 Where where's that at?
 3 days
is in Bensonville.
 Okay. All right. And
you have insurance for your car, Miss
Spencer?
 Correct.
 Do you have it? Can I
see it?
 Yes. Yeah.
Victor one, can you run a file?
I also um
Oh, um
um
I have a DUI on my record. Okay.
 I don't
know if that will like show up because
like somebody pulled me over like 3
months ago for Tyson driving
 and he said
that he didn't see anything but it's
there.
 Okay, that's fine. Is your
driver's license suspended for DUI?
 No.
Okay. Then that's not a big deal then.
Okay.
Well, I just want to like
be honest like
 I appreciate it.
Okay. All right, Jessica, have you
consumed any alcoholic graders this
evening at all?
 I have.
 Okay. How many
did you consume?
 Um,
I probably two cores.
 Two cores. Okay.
How big were they? Were they pints? Were
they tall boys? Were they 12 oz?
 No,
they were like regular. They were
regular.
 Okay. What time did you consume
those at or roughly? Do you remember?
What time was it? Right now it's 1:00
a.m.
probably
it really hasn't been a lot.
 I'm sorry.
It really hasn't been a lot.
 Um
so when do you remember what time you
did that or you were drinking?
Not not enough to like make me not
 Do
you remember what time it was when you
were drinking?
 No, I I generally don't.
But I can tell you this. I can tell you
this like like
I wouldn't have driven because I've been
pulled over before as like an [ __ ]
I would have never driven home as an
[ __ ]
Was I talking while I was driving home?
Yes.
 I didn't even know you were on your
phone. I had no idea.
 I I was on my
phone. I will fully admit that. And you
can like prosecute me for that. Like I
like I will fully own that. Like I will
fully own that. And I probably shouldn't
have been doing that. Um,
I actually went to that place tonight
because I thought it was 9:00 a.m. and I
was working.
 Okay. So, what time did you
what time did you drive there at?
 Did I
drive there at? Probably like I got
there like 10:00 a.m.
 You got there
10:00 a.m. this morning?
 No, 10:00 p.m.
because I thought it was No. Okay.
So, you go to 3G is at 10:00 p.m. cuz
you thought it was 10y.
genuinely like I genuinely woke up.
 So,
what have you been doing for the for the
last 3 hours?
 Because it's now 1:00 a.m.
Hold on. Don't get out.
 I would like to.
Okay, sure.
Okay. So, what have you been doing for
the last 3 hours?
 What have I been
doing?
 Mhm.
Um,
I was there.
 Okay.
 Um, I mean, and
genuinely that was that.
 Okay. So, were
you drinking when you were there?
100%. But I was drinking like Coronas.
Like I wasn't drinking like Okay.
[ __ ] like Cosmos.
 How many How many
Coronas did you drink?
 Probably like
two.
 Genuinely. Did you have any shots?
Genuinely. I had one tequila rose.
 One
tequila rose. Okay. Anything else in
addition to that?
 That's it.
 Okay. Do
you take any prescription medications?
I I I I take ADHD medication,
 but I
haven't taken that. And honestly, so you
didn't Okay. All right. I'm just trying
to make
 me a good thing.
 Um
 cuz I am not
having a job that stresses me out. So
under Are you under the care of a doctor
or dentist right now?
Technically, yes.
 For what? If you don't
mind me asking
 for that medication.
Aside from that, anything else? So no
physical problems or anything like that?
Okay. You don't have any problems with
your back, knees, legs, feet, or
anything like that?
 And that's it? I was
diagnosed with that when I was 14.
 What
is that? I'm not familiar with that.
Okay. Do you wear glasses or contacts at
all?
 No.
 Okay. How's your general health
other than that and what you
 honestly?
Okay.
 Honestly, good. I'm very
 B. So,
Jessica, based on some of the driving
behaviors I've I've seen from you
tonight and your admission to consuming
a little bit of alcohol before I let you
drive off, I want to make sure that
you're okay to drive. Okay. So, uh just
hang out right here for a second. You
mind staying with her for a second?
Yeah.
[Applause]
Hey, Jess. I'm going to have you come
right to the front of your car over
here. Okay.
Face me just like you're doing. It's not
that I don't trust you, but I have to
verify.
 You don't trust me.
 Here,
Jessica, you made a couple lane
violations. You said you were texting
and I don't it's not that I don't
believe you, but you've also made a
couple admissions to drinking tonight.
Okay. So, I before I let you go, to
quash my suspicions, I need to make sure
that you're okay to drive. Okay. So, the
first thing I need you to have you do is
stand with your feet together and your
hands at your sides just like this.
Okay? Can you see the tip of my finger
right there?
Can you see that? Okay. I want you to
keep or follow the tip of my finger with
your eyes and your eyes only while
keeping your head straight. Do you
understand?
Here.
[Applause]
Just keep watch the tip of my finger.
Okay. So, get the back of the feet
together and hands at your sides,
please.
Watch the tip of my finger and follow
with your eyes only. All right.
[Applause]
I'm not following it
all the way.
Please keep your hands on your sides.
Don't turn your head.
Keep your head straight.
You're still moving your head. All
right.
You're not following.
You're still not following Jessica.
Keep your head straight.
Almost done with this. Okay.
 I don't
even like
it's after like 12:00. Like you guys are
looking for DUI.
 Actually, I wasn't.
 You
guys are looking for a DUI. Like I'm not
like dumb.
 Dusk, I want afford you the
opportunity to show me that you're not
impaired. Okay. But you refuse to
cooperate. cooperate. I have to go based
on what I've seen so far. So, I would
like to give you the opportunity to
complete this to make sure that you're
okay to drive. So, I would ask that you
get back in the position I demonstrated
so I can finish this and we can move on.
Okay.
[Applause]
Right. Next thing I'm going to have you
do, I'm going to put your have you place
your left foot forward. You place your
right foot in front of your left foot
touching heel to toe just like this.
Well, I didn't start to start doing
anything, did I?
Okay. So, what I need you to go back to
the go back there. Okay. So, left foot
forward, right foot in front of the
left, touching heel to toe, just like
this. And place your hands at your
sides.
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Keep your hands at your sides. Well,
don't start. I didn't tell you to start
yet.
Maintain this position while I explain
the rest of this test. Do you understand
so far? So, when I say begin, you're
going to take nine heel to toe steps
forward, turn around, and take nine heel
to toe steps back. And I'm going to
demonstrate what that looks like.
Okay, come back up here. Right. So, left
foot forward, right foot in front of the
left, touching heel to toe.
One, I'm good. If available, she could
swing by. That would be great. Right.
Place your left foot forward. Right foot
in front of the left. Right in front of
left. All right. Stop. And put your
hands at your sides.
Here, Jessica. I didn't tell you to
start doing anything. Okay. All I want
you to do is stand in the position I
instructed. Just like this. Okay. Right
foot. Stop. Don't start walking.
I know the drill. I know the drill.
Okay.
 I've been there.
 Okay. I
understand. You've said that before. But
however, that's not how this works.
Okay,
you guys want to put me in. That's fine.
I'll give that to you. I I I like I'm
not going to like sit there and like
 So,
Jessica, are you going to do these
things that I ask or no?
 I
if that's what you want.
 I just want to
give you the opportunity to show me that
you're not in.
All right. So, left foot forward, right
foot in front of the left, heel to toe,
just like this. Okay.
right in front of left.
 Stop. All right.
Hands at your sides. Okay. When I say
begin, you're going to take nine heel
totoe steps forward, turn around, and
take nine heel to toe steps back. And
I'm going to demonstrate what that looks
like.
So, when I say begin, it'll be 1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9. Okay.
Six, seven, eight, four, two, three.
Jessica,
 five, six, seven, eight. I
could do that all day.
 I've asked you to
do one thing so far, and it was maintain
that position. I didn't tell you to
start. I didn't ask you to do anything
else. All right. When you get to step
number nine, you're going to keep your
front foot on the line and turn by
taking a series of small steps just like
this. And then take nine heel toe steps
back down the line. I want you to watch
your feet at all times. Stop. I didn't
tell you to start. So, go back. Right
foot in front of left. Watch your feet
at all times. Count each step out loud.
Keep your hands at your sides. And once
you start walking, do not stop until
you've completed this test. Do you
understand the instructions?
Only, sir. Look, only sir, until you've
told me the the instructions.
That's that's what I got.
 I've given you
the instructions. Do you understand
them?
Sure.
 Okay. You may begin.
So, you're telling me like one, two,
nine heel to toe steps forward. Turn
around by taking a series of small
steps. And nine heel to toe steps back.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Okay, we're going to come back over here
where there's a little more light.
Hold
on. You don't have to do that anymore.
We're done with that.
Okay. All right. Turn and face me. Place
your feet together. Hands at your sides
just like the first one. Okay.
 You're
going to arrest me.
 I haven't made my
decision yet. You haven't completed all
my tests.
 But that's what you're going
to do.
 I haven't made my decision yet. I
have to
 You're going to turn me around
and arrest me?
 No, that's not what I'm
doing right now. I have another test for
you to do.
I I really don't trust you because
that's what the last guy told me. And
I've been arrested for a DUI before.
Okay. So, are you going to do this last
test for me or no?
Can you explain to me what the last test
is?
 Yes, I want to, but you haven't
given me that opportunity.
 Besides
turning around.
 I haven't told you to
turn around.
 You told me to turn around.
I told you face me
 because we were
walking back towards your car.
 I'm just
asking you to tell me what the last test
is because I
 So, place your feet place
your feet together and your hands at
your sides just like the first time.
Exactly. You're going to arrest me. Can
you just admit that?
 I'm trying to give
you the instructions for the arrest.
 Can
you just admit to that? Jessica, I
haven't decided anything.
 Okay,
so face me.
 So you you need to face him.
Just like this. Okay, when I say begin,
you're going to lift the foot of your
choosing, either the left or the right
approximately 6 in off the ground while
keeping your foot parallel to the ground
just like this.
 All right, don't start
yet.
 Don't start.
So when I say begin, all right, I want
you to watch your race foot and count
out loud in the following manner. 1,00 1
100 2 100 3 100 4 1005 and so on until I
tell you to stop. I want you to keep
your arms at your sides at all times,
keep your legs straight, and watch your
race foot at all times.
 Do you
understand?
 Yes. Yes. Yes.
 Yes.
You ready? You may begin.
keep your hands at your sides. Please
[Applause]
stop.
Okay, Jessica, turn around. Put your
hand behind your back, please. Rest for
you.
No.
No. No. Please.
 Okay. Just relax. Okay.
The more you cooperate and the the
cooler Jessica, the more you relax, the
easier this is going to go.
 All right.
So, right.
 I promise you, as long as you
cooperate with us, okay, you'll be in
and out of our station inside of 45
minutes. You're going to go home
to
 So then you know the process then you
are going to make this process a lot
longer if you don't cooperate with us.
Please, for your sake, I would love for
you to cooperate with us so we can make
sure you get home safely tonight.
 All
we're going to do is process you like
you've done before
 and then this will go
smooth. You'll be on your way home, but
you have to cooperate. Okay.
[Applause]
You have to be.
 Okay. There's no other
way. So
nobody's saying you're a bad person.
Like somebody died. and I'm going to
their wake and they're not a good person
and I'm being prosecuted.
 Okay. Well,
complaining decisions have to be better
made. Okay.
Just because this happened Westmore just
you're a bad person at all. Okay. It
does not mean that. Okay. I promise you
that we've arrested bad people.
 You are
not a bad person. I don't think you're a
bad person.
 Okay.
 All right. But
unfortunately, we have to deal with the
circumstances of you. Okay.
 So, I would
love to get you to the station as soon
as we can so we can get you home as soon
as we can. I don't I'm not taking me
home is being a nice person.
 You taking
me to the station is not being
unfortunately some actions have
consequences. Okay. So, right now you
have to deal with the actions of those
consequences consequences.
 Yes,
 I was
being [ __ ] nice.
 I know he's saying
you weren't. However, you're under
behind the wheel.
 I don't want you any
more [ __ ]
 I thought it was fine.
Okay.
 Going on.
 People make mistakes.
Okay. Right now, based on what I've
seen, I don't think that you're okay to
drive and we have to deal with that.
Okay?
 And you acting this way, it
doesn't show it either. Okay?
The more mature you act and the more of
an adult that you act looks better on
camera when there's actually
[ __ ]
I was fine.
[Applause]
Mhm.
Can you uh search her?
[Applause]
I can't.
She's in Paris Boulevard. I saw her
making trouble in violations. She hit
the [ __ ] curb.
Okay. when I called you. It's all good.
All right.
[Applause]
You guys are real.
 Here, we're gonna
have a seat in the car. Okay.
 You guys
are real.
 Yes. For real. You're under
arrest.
 Please have a seat.
[Applause]
This is going to be fun.
I got
 Yeah, I got to check the car.
[Applause]
I'm going to start the the ton of
discovery.
 It's good. February. Thank
you.
[Applause]
I thought they were going to come back
next
was called out by Wooddale. I heard
another one called up.
 I saw
that's why when you called me I was
surprised that you were uh already down
here.
I was like you know what the [ __ ]
some other things. I was like I'm not
touching that.
Oh Jesus.
My question is, where are the keys?
Um, weren't they
chilling on top of one of the bags over
here?
 Maybe.
Mhm.
Oh, yeah. I think it's on her on her
little purse thing.
 Oh, there you go.
Good call. There it is.
Goofy.
You're goofy.
 You're goofy.
 You're
goofy.
 You're like, "Fuck. I hate you.
Hey,
I gave you a phone call. I'm being
curious.
 I don't hate you.
I still love you.
I didn't call that over the radio.
And 3G's whatever that is. Apparently
it's a vegetable.
 Huh?
Excuse me.
 Yes.
What's up?
 Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
Is there any way? Is there any way I can
give literally give you my keys?
 I'm
sorry. I have your key.
 Exactly.
 Yes.
 Is
there any way I can Exactly. You have my
key.
 Mhm.
 Is there any way I can just
walk home because I live two blocks
away?
 You cannot
 I literally live two
blocks away.
Lumber, Illinois. Lumber, Illinois. Say
someone for you.
 You know where you're
at right now?
 Yes, I am. I'm on
Washington. We're in um um
 Well, now
you're looking, so that kind of defeats
the purpose of me asking a question.
Okay. Well, it's like Washington and
Westmore Avenue. I know exactly where
I'm at. And I know we're at like Ardmore
right there. If you take Ardmore to um
um Jesus Christ, I drive that dam place.
You drive Armore to like Aaron Circle
and Aaron Circle leads to Lombard Circle
and Lumbard Circle literally
is my house.
So, unfortunately,
I've already made the decision to arrest
you for DUI. Okay? So, we can't I can't
unarrest you now. So, like I said, as
long as you're cooperative and you're
cool with us, I'm going to be cool with
you. I'm not hiding anything. I'm going
to tell you the truth.
 There is nothing
cooperative about being arrested for
DUI.
 100% there is. I can promise you
that. I've had cooperative people that
have made this process very easy on
themselves and it's helped with them in
court. And I've had people that are very
uncooperative and makes this process
very long and very difficult for
 I know,
but I've already been arrested for DUI.
So, how bad could this look for being
arrested for another DUI?
 You only have
one DUI.
 Yes. I I like
 I asked the
question because the third DUI becomes a
felony.
 I I I'm right now I'm supposed
to go to um I'm supposed to go to um
education
 for like sex weeds and then
I'm also supposed to go to um like
mothers against her drivers and take a
class for that and those are um the two
things I need to do.
 So I already know I
already know and I know exactly where
I'm at.
 Okay, so here's what's going to
happen. Okay. So, we're going to go back
to the station. We're going to go
through the same probably the same
process you went through the first time,
but I can't guarantee cuz I was the one
who arrested.
 You're going to take my
license forever.
 H
 You're going to take
away my license forever.
 No, not
forever.
 Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
 I'm
going to give you a piece of paper and
nobody's saying you are. Okay. But for
now, I need you to bring your feet in so
we can get this process started so I can
bring you back to the station. Okay.
 I
know, but I'm literally not a bad
person.
 Jessica, as long as you're
cooperative, I'll even give you a ride
home as long as my supervisor is okay
with it. Okay. You don't have to call
anybody. You don't have to be
embarrassed. You don't have to call your
parents, friend, family member. It stays
between you and the village of Villa
Park.
 It can never I know you're an
adult. You would think it's your
business. You don't have to tell anybody
your business.
 I know you would think
it's a such like a meme between me and
you. It's really not.
 Well, I mean,
there's a few more people involved, but
as of right now, it's between you and
the village of Villa Park.
 I know, but
don't play it off that it's between me
and you,
 cuz it's not.
 It's not. Even if
I want it to be, it's not.
 Okay. Don't
tell anybody about it. It become And it
becomes between you and
 What do you mean
don't tell me about it?
 You don't have
to tell anybody about
 I love my parents.
How old are you?
 I'm 24 and I still live
at home because I'm student of loans. I
pay,000
student loans. What?
 Otherwise, I would
move out.
 And don't be saying you're a
bad person or not an adult from living
in your parents house. But again, you
don't have to tell your parents anything
if you don't want to.
No, you're you're you're you're you
think I I'm worth 500 [ __ ] million
dollars. I'm not. I'm just like you. I'm
literally just like you.
I have to tell my parents about this.
I'm just like you.
Oh, I guess he needs that more than I
do.
[Applause]
What's up, bro?
 How are you?
 Fantastic.
DUI hold. Uh,
 uh, she says she recently
got a DUI, so probably 24. Okay.
 All
right. And then, uh, Elsa's got the
paperwork, so she'll bring you when
she's done.
 That's fine.
 Thanks, bro.
[Music]
All right. Um,
I love my job.
You have to keep telling yourself that.
No, I don't have to. I enjoy
 I have a
sticker on my dashboard that says, "You
are happy. You love your job."
 You are
happy. You're always happy.
 I am always
happy. I can't I can't complain.
Honestly, I'll wait. I'll wait. I'll
wait.
I don't know why it picks up.
 It is what
it is. It always picks up.
 I got to
change it. I got nothing.
 I guess I got
to go back now.
Hey me.
Um,
 you sound so sweet when you're
talking to people. I try to, you know,
people a little more cooperative.
 You
haven't seen him when he's mad.
 Oh yeah.
When you piss me off. Watch out.
Um, her phone is like right under your
back.
I'll see you back at the station.
 All
right. Don't me to
 Yeah, if you could.
It should be just a couple seconds.
Thank you.
 Appreciate your service.
Hey, I'll walk home. I'll walk home. I
am so close to home. I will walk home.
I'll walk. I'll walk.
I'll walk home. I will literally walk
home. I will I will walk home. I'm so
close to home. I will walk home. I'll
walk I'll walk. I'll walk home. I will
literally walk home. I'm so close home.
I'm so close home. I I will walk home. I
will walk home.
 We're past that. Okay.
Please. Please. I will walk home. I will
walk home. Please. I'm so close home.
I'm so close.
You guys [ __ ] laugh.
And then you claim to not be like
[ __ ] the TV shows.
[Music]
Anything that makes people feel
I always wanted to be a cop because I
wanted to save people.
I agree. I do it for the same reason.
 I
don't think you got to save people.
You're seeing it from your side.
Well, not when I look out the window and
people are laughing. Not when I look out
the window and people are laughing.
Nobody's laughing.
 I watch it though.
People can laugh. They might not be
laughing at you, right?
Nobody. I can't say they're laughing at
me. I can't say they're laughing at
somebody else. You're right that I can't
confirm it. But I can tell you this.
If I was to come, I don't think I'd
laugh at anything.
Especially knowing what your [ __ ]
debunk is, knowing what all this [ __ ]
is.
You laugh because you think you're
better than other people.
That's why you laugh.
[Music]
Heat.
[Music]
[Music]
Heat.
[Music]
And that's what what I kind of hate
about like DUI is cuz like you guys all
think it's funny. You guys all are like,
"Oh, I got a DUI. It's like point on my
record." It's kind of [ __ ] insane.
It's kind of [ __ ] insane.
Uh, are you kidding me? Are you kidding
me?
It's all of It's all Look, people's
drinking while they're driving. No.
Absolutely not. You guys are like doing
your job, but at the same time, you're
laughing while you're doing your job.
And that's what makes it [ __ ] up.
That's what makes books tough. It's not
that it No, no, no. It You guys are
doing your job. You guys are doing your
job 100%. But it's when you laugh. It's
when I see your friends. Maybe not you.
I'm not saying it's you, but I'm saying
it's when I see your friends laugh where
I'm like, "Oh my god, no wonder [ __ ] is
the way it is." No wonder. Cuz who the
[ __ ] wants to be arrested and be [ __ ]
laughed at? Who the [ __ ] wants to do
that?
And I'm such a bluer [ __ ] person. I'm
such a blue collar person. I love you
people. I think you're doing your job. I
think you're making the world a better
place.
But it's like when you guys get your ego
to your head that you guys think that
you're better than everybody is when you
lose me. That's when you lose me.
 I kind
of agree with you. I don't think that
I'm better than than you. I don't think
I don't I'm not talking about you. No, I
don't understand.
 I think I think you're
a good person. I don't think you are a
good person, but I can't say that about
everybody.
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