ah i'll be watching why did nothing but [ __ ] gay guys playing this game dude take a deep breath oh my god [ __ ] man [ __ ] you over again thank you oh you [ __ ] kidding me dude [Music] dude the may was the worst [ __ ] all i know is i had gold damage and goldie limbs the entire match man oh wait never mind i have bronze elims now i must have i must have lost it i was gonna say because if the that means the hog had gold healing which i don't think is true bulk healing well he could have had you know him and i gold damage i mean goldilocks yeah oh my god dude that dps man that was bad oh oh okay okay i'm gonna go grab my water and a bag of chips alright while you do that i'm going to fix my bed snickers candy a 45 piece dog [Music] [Applause] is that can you hear me yeah what's up i'm in the garage guess guess who i am dada i love you sorry nailed it now now guess who i am oh one more who am i there oh maybe you can't hear me it's great to learn because knowledge is power hey all right zach you ready for this one who am i um oh [ __ ] i forgot what i said [Music] right there oh right there one more dude that girl's gonna be hardcore gamer are you okay with that zach are you okay with her just [ __ ] beating down on boys in video games totally brutalizing them going to mlg tournaments just handling [ __ ] she's going to win the um my it's one of mom big competitions that they go to those big mlg competitions oh that one right there one more dude the other day when i came over and we thought that she was gonna just [ __ ] throw that molly and hit all those aliens and just kill everybody she's gonna win it it's so crazy to me how like nobody's watching this and then like if i was to play beat saber right now there'd be like 10 people on you're streaming nice how could nobody be watching overwatch overwatch is such a fun game to watch it's all about overwatch too now man oh my god don't even get me started on that horrible crap game which i am not gonna buy but i am gonna get for free you know what kind of chips you you munch in on chili cheese fritos definitely a good choice it's funny like this dude um so what um there's this other streamer called um dark void and he does like mostly just beat saber but he was like he like came in the chat like oh you're about to pass me like all upset because he has like 507 and that was a like 502. oh close but like he's just super competitive like he's like one of the best uh beat saber players on playstation vr like he's on the leaderboards and stuff [Music] yeah he always talks [ __ ] about like other players and other they were players and stuff like about how trash they are and stuff why would he do that dude she's supposed to have like a supportive community i bet you that fool's mom didn't love him as a child and then another thing too i bet you he's a [ __ ] in real life [Applause] oh this is funny that's you anything exactly anything i just thought it was really funny i'm about to pass them because yeah cause he's like so good well obviously not if he's masking it with [ __ ] [ __ ] talk i don't know i just heard him [ __ ] ducky one time because uh i think because the the streamer said that he was better than him and he was like like like no he's not better no no he's not he's like he sucks [Music] i can do the expert plus songs now a lot of them all of them you said a lot of them no not even close to all of them but like over 20 of them all right you wanted to play rec room jeff do i want to play rec room whoa no yeah come play rec room with this really i don't want to he's too good standing around he would never too good for us rec room is such a childish game yeah this one's for me he would never jake stupid idiot batman was that the witcher from the witcher [Music] oh [Music] um oh we got it man um uh crazy this whole time our tanks didn't change over to monkey or anything it's okay man you know just a switch would have been nice a different tank [Music] it's okay man maybe the right switch next time okay i can't hear you what dicks oh yeah he doesn't like to play video games what's that you're currently playing video games in this scenario does somebody drop you on your [ __ ] head dude um one the [ __ ] res would be nice bro uh [Music] let's try that again get behind your body jesus christ zacky going in baby [Music] oh yes god damn dude we have gold damage take it from me zachary did you take it from me [Music] not so much i just had a shot sounds stupid reporting jake i thought we're gonna play rec room what the [ __ ] you know jacob [Music] you know how jacob just likes to leave you should play record with the studio is really funny every time i played it it's been funny because it's got like it's got like chat you know so there's just always dumb [ __ ] that happens and the game modes are pretty fun some of them it's got a battle royale mode oh me likey uh incoming damn i have gold everything didn't do anything more [Music] everybody was just caught in there you idiots oopsies [Music] okay okay anything good see i thought freaking they had total mazies but oh they do they do they had 66 today i got a four before death match oh he's back you ready to play rec room or what zachary yeah don't look for it i want to play record dude it's fine zachary what download billy zach really wouldn't lexi get this card [Laughter] would you give her a mic you're freaking spot on huh [Music] zach really something with that look on her face then he slumps down yeah puts her hand on her hip zach really i just spent three hundred dollars to get this carpet cleaned you let them know you let and you you let carmen drag pizza all over it [Music] yes anyways yeah i'll be ready for rec room after like one more game he goes hey you want to play rec room he goes yesterday you know what players might go yeah let me start it up i get on and play whatever have fun and then this morning he's sitting there and he's playing the game yeah man i'm busy like i'm watching the kids and stuff i can't play rectum right now but i'll be on that like five to play which i can take forever dude he gets on that like 6 30 and then he'd play some other [ __ ] and look it is like 11 o'clock at night and he's like yeah i'll be ready in like an hour but no when he asks you for something he expects everybody to come running i'm over it so you want to play or why are you doing it oh i thought we're playing this right heroes hello hey what's up skate ninja oh [Applause] no three more give me the chicken okay oh trigger hey do you think we could play ball guys we'll allow ascension after you're done with overwatch on [Music] though maybe convince them to play paul girls now i thought yeah what she said what do you think about zach and his he says he tells me he goes yesterday he wants to play a game so i get on the game and then today he's up in the morning and so you want to play this game on vr he goes yeah at five o'clock so i wait or afternoon you get time at five o'clock to play some other [ __ ] game and then yeah yeah we'll play later we'll play later it's 11 o'clock okay you wanna play that vr game and then some other freaking nipple head one of his little viewers did it online the people that watch them play and they go you want to play a game with me he goes yeah jake you want to go play a game with this guy going around all day through this freaking nipple head dude what do you think about that all right ninja i'm playing rec room because any information about your teaching jobs yeah he's playing with jesse right now and then well what she's playing they're playing overwatch and then max says zoomers to play the vr game and they've been waiting around but i've been waiting around all day from sitting there talking to some kid called skate ninja so nobody one of his viewers that watch them watch dishes on this little streaming channel that is completely disrespectful and consider it in childhood okay i guess he's got a new best friend okay bro shut your [ __ ] mouth up you're being a freaking horse whoever he is oh he's my best friend he's just [ __ ] around oh these [ __ ] got the [ __ ] bow some friends lol i'm on fire we got it oh yeah dude i [ __ ] went brig that's how we got it do you play rec room skate ninja i might actually play that okay i think we're gonna play that after this i'm level 30 or something but hate rent room i might get up oh nice one then we can use voice chat this time oh how did i die if you want to play with me don't make that dirty all i know is i got silver damage and gold healing is brick so that's all you know yeah that'd be cool you know a little more than that that's all you know you've been studying and stuff you should know some more stuff kill this [ __ ] who's contesting point oh oh [Music] nice one nice one you know i was thinking hamster like divo should be able to get kicked out of his neck and have a second chance get back into it it'll be good uh i think that would be good well what does attack begin he should get like he should get like a little grenade launcher not bone daddy a little grenade launcher foreign get it right no it's just like right there yeah i know but cheekbone no that's [Music] meteor strike oh they're taking too long i'm just gonna go to bed it's already too late i don't want to sit up i'm getting on right now dude we are fighting to the end oh all day for this dude it's a she's on summer vacation oh am i still your favorite moderator you better not say red [Music] let's gonna stay up this dude kept me waiting all day good night you're gonna sleep yeah i think so i think it is rude i'll play with you right now i said just wait wait two minutes right now i swear i'll play with you right now you ready damn team [ __ ] sucked dude it was all me that's for sure jake you ready you said you'd be on at five it's 11 10 11 20 or whatever so just keep your work for once in your life i'm ready if you want to play we'll play foreign all right well good night good night what's up other time yeah sure hey maybe we'll play arizona sunshine too just like you said go get that game go get that all fixed and downloaded good could do that a possibility oh wait we don't want to do total ma'am again do we i want to play what's it called comp ring [Music] or should i play tank no you play tank i'll play healer i like playing dps so are you gonna do wreck room or not no we're all guys my buddy said he's not he's gonna go to sleep oh fall guys is still on the table for me anyways though i don't know oh bones wants playful guys [Music] so i can uh enjoy something with my dinner no dude thanks chris was just yeah you missed him good night dude i planned that right on time then hello bye he was leaving yeah he's all mad at me why'd he get mad at you because he wanted to play this game and i was like okay i'm ready and he's like you know no now it's too late i can't play it i'm gonna log off because i got a shovel dirt or something yeah he said he's gonna go pound dirt i told that [ __ ] to a little kid sometimes i one time when i was working at the school district he's like oh miss are you gay man you [ __ ] never let me do anything fun i was like take a [ __ ] pound dirt man and he was like bro what he did not understand what that what that meant oh yeah see zach the thing the rule that i live by is life's too short man if somebody gets mad at you go ahead whatever let them get mad at you like my stepdad [ __ ] like i don't think you ever i think that's how he got fired like my stepdad would get super pissed off at me while playing the video game and he would go to the extent as like a 50 something year old man he would delete me off of like steam or whatever we had going on and then he would send me like some hurtful message like jesse you you're always so selfish and like you know all you care about is yourself and this and that and obviously he nailed that and then he goes he goes i'm glad to see like when your boyfriend gets online you get all excited you know everybody needs heroes in in their lives and i and i'm glad to see that he's yours i was like who said this here my stepdad oh i don't think dude what the [ __ ] i was like dude everything about that is wrong yeah i'm selfish and everything but this is my life you know like if i don't see yourself no no like not selfish but like if i don't see like okay um self like selfish selfish would be like okay blake take me out to dinner you know you always do it you have money anyways take me out you know i'm not even selfish i think that's that's more demanding i guess but like uh never offering to pay i don't you know what i mean no but that's different like to me selfish is like you're always about yourself right so it's like uh like for instance look take for instance like is it exactly hey guys your truck can [ __ ] help and do the [ __ ] you know you're always out there putting your offering help or whatever um versus a selfish person is always taking things and never offering anything in return hey what's up nikki how are you doing that's perfect but i was like i was like dude everything you said about that [ __ ] was wrong i didn't i didn't really say anything to him i was like i just said okay because dude am i really gonna sit there and argue with the [ __ ] 50 year old no you know what i mean like yes dude [ __ ] argue do it you'll win jessica i know you will you got some good ass was he upset about something from what i just said like um i broke my life it was something so small and i'm like dude grow up like [ __ ] no i'm saying something else obviously was bothering me that's because i don't call him pops or dad i broke my ankle a week ago really yeah he he gets two weeks ago hurt by that how long has he been your sub dad since what age hi uh about 10 years so you've been an adult like the whole time was that gonna happen like you've been an adult the whole time it'd be difficult these guys are [ __ ] talking about oh yeah yeah yeah exactly that's what i said i was like dude as a 31 year old i'm not going to go ahead and call you father or dad or something and um i was like you and i are more of like we're we're just adults you know you're dating you're married to my mom you know like i didn't call we're both adults dude i'm not going to call you [ __ ] mom we're dead holy [ __ ] these guys are coming out you have to go above and beyond the call of duty in order for you to be like all right dad i have no idea this but yeah yeah i feel what you're saying like being a whole adult you know like and that would be like if you never had a dad and your dad was [ __ ] like your dad's like you guys have your moments but that's like every father and son have their moms laser beaming bro dude yeah where am i does that cancel the game or no i guess not their player left oh and no canceled game dude that was quick yeah you ever played world of warcraft late uh he's king of world of warcraft i'm just asking because i found like a really nice private server you don't have to pay for it are you still gonna play that guys well i can't hear you my chat's popping off and stuff what'd you say what's the point of playing on a private server oh it it's like all customized so there's no classes you can pick any abilities you want and also you don't have to pay for it oh you don't have to pay for when it's a private server no monthly yeah that's what i said i was like dude i have to pay and he's like no man yeah that map is uh yeah there's no monthly fee we just have to buy the initial game right now yeah yeah i'm up to like level 40 already wait until you're all buffing the game and then invite your friends yeah well i've been playing it for like two days i think the leveling has increased oh wow in fact i'm sure it is because i'd be level 40 otherwise sometimes those initial levels will come quick especially when the game's been out for a while definitely feel like it's increased because i've just been running dungeons and like it gives me so much experience i get like two levels for dungeon i do wow uh it's in the burning crusade so it's 70. it's not it's not the it's not what it it's it's like classic wow basically i wonder why they let people post practice services they've always let people do that me and my friends used to have our own private server back in the day back in college back in college yeah my friend was all into he made his own private server prepare to attack select your hearing but i just like this one because of the no classes it's really good for pvp because you can choose like any abilities it makes the pvp really fun what degree did you get in college [Music] nice i got 500 subs blake today or total you're saying total oh that's dope man congratulations i could do like a little community post now once it goes through in like a week or something thinking about uh making some t-shirts or something dude this guy's [ __ ] cheating for sure hey if you want to make t-shirts man i can make him on my website tell him there for you if you want i think i'm going to talk to this guy that's like a graphic designer and see if he wants to do it what i'm saying is like get the graphic or whatever i have a website that you don't have to like you don't have to invest anything right oh dude and they print and ship it all for you oh that's what i want yeah okay what's the website well my website is it's mflife.com move out you give me a little discount i'll give it i don't care what it is like i will happily give it to you for that is definitely cheap they charge me you know yeah basically all that happens is your people pay uh yeah and then you make a cut so we just have to determine what price you'd want to set it yeah you have no investment you know like if you end up blowing it up then your best thing you can do is obviously print these things yourself it's exponentially cheaper but right now like let's say yourself or whatever you know there's no costume i want to get one at least for myself my shots find them so i just go to your website and do it or what no no like basically you need to get the graphic done you and i can sit in like a share my screen on here or image yeah yeah it is going to be because it's fine if it's low quality but then if we go to stretch it out and make it bigger on the shirt it's gonna start looking like [ __ ] no i want it to be like legit so i think i'm gonna have this guy do it for me hopefully he'll do it um this time oh you such a [ __ ] dude you just guess where you were yeah this guy's cheating for sure that wasn't him uh the baptist now come on dude clip her wings [ __ ] justice ain't gonna dispense itself will you do fall guys or no you want to play fall guys josie i'm gonna go to bed pretty soon tomorrow you got what tomorrow clinic it was fairly easy but i was really expecting jim to be like yeah michael's out sick i'm giving you the test dude she's been ducking me this entire time i'm almost positive um what's his name said keep quiet i'm almost positive i have no idea about that nobody said anything like nobody's texting me back at all until you have reached out to other people too yeah or we could play ascension skate if you don't play that saddle again i want to go out of the way not to text you especially if jim said not to i'd be like yo bro i mean that's me right other people are [ __ ] little scared i don't sound like it it's impossible whatever you passed yeah i don't i don't have to deal with any of this [ __ ] anymore so [ __ ] give the [ __ ] oh my go god use your hook and get the [ __ ] out of here come on they're down one [ __ ] tank oh stop watching it let's start over at the beginning dude come on guys look at him is it my player of the game dude hopefully it is i knew watch this crazy tracking this fool has cheating tell me that's not cheating oh yeah yeah they missed a shot oh my god dude oh yeah your aim lock is ass dog everybody's like what the [ __ ] report him dude what was it yeah it hurt that guy was hard shooting i was like yeah this guy's cheating blake's like no i mean uh zach was like no well i didn't see it but yeah i know it's all right dude let's see how do you report you're gonna overhear recent players i've never seen somebody blatantly cheating that hard before too yeah he's like it's like a new account too of course um and but i was wondering why he was [ __ ] me up so bad dude yeah dude he'd kill me in two shots like every time i had an encounter with him um another one are you done uh i would like to play another one yeah let's play one more and then i'll take a shower and cut my hair oh oh come on man damn that was an intense drink of water play some ball damn that was an item sniff lol intense asterisk time attackers incoming in 30 seconds [ __ ] stupid auto correct don't let it rest i'm coming zack i'm coming i get nervous when i inhale very fast sad face oh [ __ ] ah thank you thank you thank you oh nice trap oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] boom boom boom come on ladies and gentlemen start your engines 60 seconds come on turning up in my headphones get off me monkey why do you look like high ground oh [ __ ] what's the come on you turn around just for me we had three of them up there hey okay thanks for we need a reaper for that monkey [ __ ] oh we do okay do some [ __ ] work man repair is required the [ __ ] back [ __ ] ow thank you oh all righty dude oh i better is okay looking for a high noon i think it's on top when she's sucking your nuts but you're a gangster what sharkey what's up how you doing wait who said that sharkey it's not in chat yeah it's in the live chat what's up sharky how you doing not for me lol dude select your hue somebody just came in my chat and said when she's sucking your nuts but you a gangster what attack commences thanks for tuning in sharky make sure to subscribe if you haven't already join the perfectly poor game you're allowed to say [ __ ] like that here if you would like five four three what happened zach i thought you were going to pounce on them and you like stopped oh then throw a healing orb on a ball if you can i'm going oh come on man oh my god the finish line how the [ __ ] did he catch up to me dps bro please get a [ __ ] kill [ __ ] dirty doing jesse huh i'm dirty too i'm gonna try to yeah that's what it takes yeah good job zach oh my gosh oh come on dude sorry i just died man i am restored heroes dude dps man what the [ __ ] is the dps doing oh i'm gonna go play uh world of warcraft now i'm gonna go play what play well you out of here jessica yeah i'm gonna go cut my hair and take a shower get ready for tomorrow i think i'm gonna go play some playstation then hey dude download those two games man i probably will once i'm done with red diddy dude you should have bought a red dead you should have bought red dead for um computer i got it for free though on the playstation i know but i've been looking for somebody to play it with you have it no but if you bought it for that isn't a cross platform i know who knows the answer to this zachary i don't know is red dead redemption 2 cross platform no no but there's your answer right there red dead redemption 2. it's ten dollars online here you're talking about the online play that you wanted to play or the story mode that you want to play the story mode at the moment the online [ __ ] is just whatever right it's like online i don't know zach knows all about that it's like a whole different game yeah but it's like the same thing as like gta online right like there's no yeah yeah i'm whatever about playing nation uh is there co-op for story mode it says online pvp online co-op but no online story mode are you co-op against other co-ops i think it means like oh you do missions and [ __ ] together yeah but you just said there's no story mode so you just like rack it it's just like gta online okay yeah yeah and i'm looking at it and it says red dead online you could buy red dead online or you can buy red dead redemption to the game let's get this one animal shelter dude animal shelter simulator for 15.99 not bad no uh what is this stalker stalker the shadow of chernobyl why you can play world of warcraft with me bro because i don't want to play that stupid-ass game oh clownfield oh my god look at this on steam clownfield 2042 it's making fun of battlefield dude it's only 99 cents [Laughter] probably just as bad skater you gonna play all right guys you all have a good night okay [Music] oh [ __ ] mike when did you get in here he joined right now yeah i'm going we're all going to bed oh she all right yeah later but i'll be on tomorrow mike if you wanna tomorrow i get off around like 6 30. oh yeah me too oh yeah okay so tomorrow we'll play some video games dude all right is it fine if we still chat because i still don't have dick sword yeah that's fine left do i've been playing this game i have one character up to like level 40. damn my update finished in eight seconds i guess my computer woke up finally i don't know i might necessarily verify files all over time or something i don't know i'm level four now it's good let's get up till of late so we can start running some dungeons that's why you get a good experience okay where are you at i'm still a spirit how do i come back to life you just walked your body community that's that's not your body everybody's up here it should be on the map it should show you like a little gravy like a little tombstone or whatever so here i need that target it's not working i'm clicking except when it says resurrect now and nothing's happening how hmm i need to target something first i don't have a target um okay is [Music] he's too far away uh that's still recharging yet uh uh [Music] this yes wow i can't use that yet my spin isn't ready bye remember me or not hey what's up cookies how you doing hey cookies oh you do remember me yet it's been one day lol hello hey what's up children how you doing everybody make sure to like and subscribe to the video see six people are watching uh [Music] uh yo what is this game it's uh world of warcraft but this is the custom server uh when did you start youtube channel i started like a few years ago it just kind of blew up like in the last few months though i can't cast that yet [Music] h [Applause] why did you do dish dishwashing livestream i don't know why not he's too far away yet wait are you playing with other people yeah i'm playing this game [Music] you want to play cookies uh [Music] i'm out of range [Music] hello hey what's up redex how you doing [Music] so you know perfectly poor gaming is [Music] ah [Music] [Music] [Applause] can you please do beat saber again [Music] ken u please do beat saber uh do beat taper again i don't know what kind of light to do wheat they were okay timed him out for begging that was pointless ah [Music] got annoying my bad ah ugh [Applause] yes i need to get closer spirit isn't ready yet lol oh [Music] ah i'm bout to play beat saber i'm bored i think i'm about to play beat saber too i play at 5am it's like nothing to play rn oh [Laughter] oh yeah you want to play it what level is your character uh are you playing seasonal or free pick free pick we pick uh i have a level 30 on free pick i think it's an alliance which doesn't really matter too much it doesn't matter um the only thing that stops is guilds basically i was about to get off actually but we should play some other time you're good just let me know we can level the character you should watch me play beat saber again sometime my character is like low 40 so easy message me anytime and i'll see if i can [Laughter] hey for sure yeah i just uh yeah i like it it's fun season's really really hard to do sometimes you don't get any good stuff oh yeah we're playing a bunch of seasonal got like a 70 and a 60 that's cool i don't i haven't tried the seasonal one i don't really know how it works essentially you get a free draft so you get like four starting skills and you pick a one card out of three of them but you um three cards four times and then you build it from there oh so it's like a little role-playing type thing type deal you kind of have to theory craft or build what you want to do yeah but you can before level 10 you can reroll those first four skills anytime you want all right yeah we should play sometime but i don't know i don't know if i want to play that but i like the free pick or whatever did you get a shot was that on your arm hello uh no i didn't get a shot it's a nicotine patch all right that's my stream uh yeah all right later dude all right later see you bye chat