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canceled out of it and it [ __ ] booted you out of it socials I guess every time I cancel I gotta [ __ ] invite you [Music] make me party later all the time yeah you want to send me an invite you send me an invite I don't know if I can make you party later you send me an invite just go to uh P press p yo get out of that press p why are you okay JCPS do you know how to [ __ ] do this I can't make you party leader you know how to [ __ ] do this I can't make it already if I press U for profile all right I'm Gonna Leave This Party which I don't know how to no I don't know [Music] okay let's see um we're in a party you got my new party leader you just my name we're searching for a game right now foreign [Music] good tooth is that does it work that I'm Gonna Make You party later I'm gonna back out and we're gonna have to get invited again [Music] foreign why I can't find the game [Music] traffic but there's been a mix up in the money transport schedule meaning there's a lot more cash you can do it right now access to the Vault or go in guns blazing and burn your way through the roof normal yeah okay okay let me back out of this it's gonna kick you from the party if it did and then you go to gonna just press um P or I guess try it like that but I just press p and I wait a couple seconds and then you pop up in my steam friends all right let me go invite the game at the bottom click click okay I'm in your lobby there's a lot of let's get you back in the saddle they do friends there's been a mix-up in the money transport schedule meaning there's a lot more cash than usual in the vault decide how you want to do this beat the security gate and quietly gain access to the Vault or go in guns blazing here it's your call I'm gonna go make myself a drink real quick I'll be right back but hey there's no rest for the all right foreign [Music] [Music] thank you straight up fool that's my mom's that's my mom so Put Your Head Up work off the edge of this [ __ ] game dude already [ __ ] giving it to you it was running fine last night dude I tried running it today it says you got your squad and long anticipated bank robbery paid at three but when it's time to actually to do it with the heist you can't find a match while this is less than happy occasion probably been the subject nightmare or two in the fan base payday 3 servers will put you in matchmaking screen that will attempt to connect you and the rest of your spot into a game Lobby where you can select favors switch but the game may not always find the lobby especially in times of high server stream or when the game is going through history I'm in Payday 3 can't finish match its users due to problems on the side of the developer star Breeze but that might not always be the case here's what you need to know about this other specific highly annoying error uh how to fix the issue causing matchmaking errors in Payday 3 may not be on your side of the connection if you find I imagine payday 3 the best step is to search for official Communications from the development including official media accounts or the official website also display warnings related to Siri issues and case much launching issues a disclaimer the Developers so [ __ ] stupid but that was no help at all [Music] [Music] Jacob finally said he's on his way foreign [Music] it's like now that I'm growing up I want people to see me for me not my Band-Aid and they show their like clear Band-Aids that they did like way back in the 90s and at the end of it it's like support Johnson and Johnson or like when you buy Johnson Johnson you support your like local [ __ ] it's like please help a [ __ ] child today I know Zach this is tough dude it was not like this last night very public Maybe uh I mean did both of them work for me I think I think it's stupid that we're looking for a private match and it's trying to match make you know she just pop us into a lobby but yeah try that I think you're gonna have to invite me again um so let's see what'd you do okay this is getting ready [Music] [Laughter] I know dude what the hell camera's turning my game again yep it's gonna hit you with the can't log in dude thank you [Music] okay uh yes let me invite you just press Circle oh there we go okay I'm in search for a thingy oh look this is a small ER yeah try public one we'll see how and usually like what I'll do it'll throw me in a public one yeah like a minute wait but it'll be just by myself or it'll have like two people in it and those two people will just straight up leave your call you've done this a million times before but hey there's no rest for the wicked very weird indeed exactly like Pasta Roni yes it's banging we could try uh going into solo and then joining after you know I think it'll be a good we'll wait like two minutes for this see if it throws us in one and if not you and I both go solo and see if it throws Us in the same one and if it doesn't it gives you like five minutes to invite people anyways yeah actually yeah let's do that cancel matchmaking and we'll start our own individuals [Music] okay I'm out you're out no rest for the wicked public normal okay quietly gain access to what the hell or going guns blazing and burn your way through the roof it's your call you've done this a million times before but hey there's no rest for the wicked I am looking [Music] foreign [Music] okay we'll we'll give this five minutes if not yeah servers are down um we'll just play some OverWatch um I basically have all day to play this with you but I'm going out later tonight so we'll see how that how that goes that can either be out all night or I can just bang it out for like 30 minutes and then come back what'd you say you saw it on Reddit [Music] Oh you mean X [Laughter] I wonder if it has anything to do with like cross play [ __ ] and how would I even fix that oh [Music] challenges huh I do want to try out my new gun I haven't gotten to try it out yet [Music] um Monday the 25th thank you foreign [Music] not even in your group anymore but I forgot our our plan all right let's go play something with a watch maybe later on tonight they'll be up [Music] foreign did you return granted yet nice so you still have it installed I guess um exit stem it's kind of a bummer oh that's a modern gaming for you I [ __ ] told you dude foreign just kidding oh you got an update for OverWatch or what is that I guess you do yeah all right I know what your favorite coffee is what's your favorite flavor Zach [Music] I like your two three Charles um icon at the bottom left dude it's frightening it looks like a mutated Ninja Turtle mutated Ninja Turtles what's up with your update dude dude it's modern gaming man bunch of BS who what oh what chap Lane per diem opportunity what the [ __ ] is chaplain of the clergy attached to the what oh yeah yeah so why are you [ __ ] I got all excited I'm on this indeed and it's like oh Kaiser has checked out your profile didn't they want like we want to and I'm looking it says you're a perfect match for the chaplain per DM opportunity and I'm like what the [ __ ] is Chaplin man and it's like a like a speaker of God over there for the spiritual services it's like dude yeah I would [ __ ] fail horribly at that I have no idea what I'm talking about look yeah what is up with this today man foreign it's so stupid this [ __ ] is [ __ ] on fire come on Zach what the hell thank you foreign over at your place oh never mind I'll keep this uh I'll talk to you when you're not on stream about it never mind thank you oh this is it success hmm right now Mercy ladies hit him with the eyesore 3000 Zach thank you oh [ __ ] yeah not be ready to strap gotcha baby oh my God ah holy [Music] behind you good job Zach [Applause] thank you where the [ __ ] are you sorry I couldn't see you dude you kept jumping around good night [Music] score [ __ ] him Rock these [ __ ] dude nice crazy thing you've seen as a doctor well there was one pilot who was lost in time all right that was an adventure sorry about that don't be you were worth it serious they got no kills foreign nope can't get that he never died welcome hey come on man they're tracers wait what's our Tracer at man kidding Tracer Jesus Christ don't type a paragraph nothing I wasn't talking to you I was talking to Soldier [Music] oh get him back get him back get up there what's up Shield that [ __ ] [Music] Zoom [Music] this frog ain't cooked what [Music] dude they got [ __ ] worked man Zach you okay you with me yeah you sleepy still um OverWatch even though I dropped into 30 frames not giving my error anymore that's a good thing or a bad thing that is good I don't know why I want to OverWatch [Music] please stay patient with me with me having a patient for years what's a little while longer let's fight this guy's name is [ __ ] nefarious ferratus one defend objective a lift each other do me foreign good job what the [ __ ] did he miss that all right is that kind of back up better on I see you activated [ __ ] hell dude smash me oh [ __ ] my snail dude good job Anna keep going forward towards me Zach [ __ ] yes back up back up back up can you Shield me for the rest thank you all right we're out of here that was good [ __ ] Zach foreign um score select your hero foreign [Music] if I am cold and I do not answer bye flight 838 to London is now five four three foreign they have uh two two hits can on top oh the Battle of eight group up here 's ready damage Heroes damn Mercy For the Win [Music] of course of [ __ ] car seat it can never be me man streets smashing these holes look at that oh what the [ __ ] what are you eating dude over answers oh that sounds good traveling to Havana [Music] this [ __ ] chose [ __ ] Mercy what's up oh younger cleansies Zach I want a full-on assault mode [Music] boom thank you are you my Throne is where I say it is what does that mean s [Music] thank you oh [ __ ] sec you gotta back up damn yeah I'm coming [ __ ] hell oh I have my pylon up there still if you want to play cart oh never mind looks like somebody wants the death penalty you call it come on that's no way to treat your queen ah Heroes never die for a press thank you no no no okay [ __ ] I got plenty of teeth left has reached [ __ ] that is it Zach Zach bad guys take it beat me oh nice nice oh my God all right oh finally a decent scratch hey he's probably [Music] we have no idea what you're saying Jacob why not you're muffled you're a bit muscles bro with the muffler upgrade to three switching sides right now is it way better oh dude totally we got bad news Jacob [Music] the Jews are back oh dude it's worse than that yep dude that's what I said and it's happening bro come on it's modern gaming it's modern gaming time Jacob oh no dude Aaron 37 error 40 [ __ ] nine dude are you kidding me not 37 even worse 49 bro 3 418. how many errors did you count up to the nebula server dude dude yeah even think about nebulous ever you're gonna have a [ __ ] of a Time logging in and then you're gonna have a [ __ ] at the time getting in and then you're gonna have a [ __ ] at the time trying to play oh no my whole my whole weekend is shot yep pretty much you thought you were gonna play nope for you buddy yep I had to do it holy smokes Zach they are [ __ ] burning you seems to like it [Music] all right oh my [ __ ] that's no way to treat your queen foreign yeah good luck how do you get it to one you just want you to get on it get on a plane hop on the plane gotta respect the computer foreign thank you foreign without me no no never oh this [ __ ] is [ __ ] on me back here [ __ ] foreign okay get the grit out your knickers and moves all right I reckon that a place where you pay a woman to take off her knickers what did he say again [Music] foreign nice one guys nice one I'm getting the nebula Services I reset my game and it's making me uh do a profile right now I don't like your Steam account that [ __ ] everything up you know you're welcome and you're not gonna be able to play anyways Payday the new payday baby I had to take you back exactly guys we're ready how much is it 30 bucks I believe it's cheaper on uh CD keys I like the game but right now servers are down hold on we're we're busy right now China not die dude I got plenty of teeth left foreign what I'm gonna Wasteland dude a [ __ ] DPS diff I think no what what two kills [Music] uh yeah that's right he did leave the match or get kick from the match I was like two kills the entire time are you [ __ ] kidding me uh you wanna try the servers against that or early let's go baby we're gonna make adversity I am try try one time this game's gonna be the [ __ ] I can tell who the [ __ ] is in this I see you I see you enemy now turn the freaking frogs gay press any key to start come on baby Jacob are you in the uh payday menus yet no are you over there traveling hey let me in already automatic oh Jackson hell yeah bingo she all right sec let's get them evites rolling let's see if I could just join your game yeah [Music] G Unit all right I am in your game Zach um had you but all right Jacob we're waiting just waiting on you cupcake come on you keep waiting I haven't gotten the verification code yet which one did you guys buy the silver edition the Gold Edition that got the the regular regular standards he got blankets people are like it's with the team or solo it's PVE um [Music] so you can't fight against other people Gotta Give the public should I downloaded them how long do you guys think you guys to download it like 30 minutes and if if you're a fan of payday get it if not then I wouldn't I never I never played it though oh it's fun you just like Rob's rob banks dude there's a lot of missions or just like what'd you say is it like a lot of missions you gotta do yeah it's like the missions are like doing bank robberies and like heists you can either go super quiet make stealth builds or you can go loud and have like full-on machine guns and [ __ ] oh that's why I want to go I want to go full on full on loud please hold on full [ __ ] you never go full [ __ ] logging me in a link to steam and Epic no I know better I'm about it then if I don't like getting them hold on we did mention the servers are probably dumb [ __ ] it up hey wow my little baby right here yeah okay okay okay okay okay okay here he is foreign feature [Music] how do you get it to recognize the controller all right everybody okay [Music] see the controls in menu settings it looks like it's supposed to control [Music] yeah use your interface I'll look it up on Google if I have to [Music] how to connect Xbox controller to Payday 3. computer foreign [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] about this one is so weak did you watch the video yeah General things try I'm gonna try to read like relaunch the game [Music] thank you hey Victory I just sent you something about Palm Spring jewels with your your new sculpture over there for the eight that looks like a butthole oh hold on I gotta look at it so I guess they in Palm Springs they're like oh they're I guess it's like park or whatever and there's a memorial set in for AIDS survivors and it's a big like it looks like a circle cookie kind of like a little sandy dollar thing and it looks like ridges on one side and like butthole curves on the other and it's so funny because you primarily get eight let me see like gay sex dude I think I said it to you sent me a whole bunch of stuff OverWatch yeah I sent it to you Jacob oh no we're playing uh Jacob's trying to [ __ ] log in but his extra Chrome he's not letting him it's a donut it's an egg donut it's an AIDS donut platform that's a butthole if I've ever seen one and Zach why does it say that you are playing in VR maybe that's why we couldn't hook up oh my gosh you're playing in VR it has VR support it doesn't say it on Jacobs it doesn't sound mine I believe tell me how to do it I want VR oh dude I got a text chance and see if he's gonna [ __ ] kick me down the 50 bones for that headset snaps down you said fifty dollars Jacob yeah yeah you have you have zelay or I'll just give you the 50 when I see you dude you can keep the money I need the money you think I need the money I don't need the money I can put it in the cart we're here Jacob I don't know it doesn't work bro help me man help me that's what I told Zach I was like Zach I usually like really depend on you yeah look at that it's working you plug it in uh yes yes plug it in dude it'll work okay okay what's up camp tasting because I'm slurping on that pimp juice [Music] what um what is everybody what it is time everybody's fresh out of work and and all that stuff yeah fresh out of the [ __ ] nap time man yeah that's that's what I was saying it was like I wanna get faded fool Jacob Jacob you're so crazy [Music] I could imagine you do that and she gets all [ __ ] ghetto with you she's like uh dude I had a ghetto ass girl from OC try hating on me it was so weird like those girls that I sent you on Instagram [Music] like oh aggressive what's up with you you're ready really yep you finally got in because it took Zach and I like three hours to [ __ ] figure this [ __ ] out dude yeah payday 3 is so jacked already simple pins but the I like the gameplay me personally I like the gameplay I got to play it a little last night after um Brett and zini got off and um I was playing with chance until like not with chance but Chance was in the lobby I was playing until like four or five in the morning I've been playing at Champs yeah yeah I don't know man where he's he didn't like it was like anything bro you didn't have her cheats on that's why yeah from Springs her cheats were on that's why dude every time she tried playing like cheats that was the funniest book and it said cheater on big ass letters on her head it's like she's been only playing the game for like seven minutes her entire lifetime they're already cheating [Music] for easy things Nova how's your how's your download going I'm in baby what was it like a 30 gig 40 gig game it was 42 is it 22 22. yeah yeah you gotta invite Jacob first you gotta interview I'm in here man A Minute to Win It [Music] over with and it's so stupid Jacob because say like oh look for a friends only or an invite-only match and that'll put me in matchmaking for like five minutes and then put me in a Lobby by myself absolutely [ __ ] there's no rest for the wicked oh you stopped your stream dude Zack thank you for helping me with the controller I appreciate it no [ __ ] way dude this is not Horror Nights is it all trans now no uh Central Horror Nights that was yesterday like Pavilion area dude there's like you cannot move an inch without touching somebody oh yeah it's gotten a lot more popular those are the not scary one that one's better man yeah I don't get the concept behind horror nights like your pain to get scared I don't know man I ain't scared [ __ ] yeah yeah we're all going to horror night oh Jacob did you see that [ __ ] my name is vice grip I'm 56 years old dude I'm gonna [ __ ] somebody he's like I got knocked out last round I took an L yeah what the [ __ ] happened but I'm here to redeem myself oh man there's Boulders excuse me Father's Day straight father's case I gave up on that game now why what do you mean gave up on the game it's great take forever oh you always what do you mean you can't play Jacob oh did you get new uh so we got wait oh there we go there we go boy I was like okay there we go so you could uh just ready up and bypass this whole whatever okay Victoria see you I guess all right oh you're back you're back oh Resident Evil 4 40 bucks how do you pick your guy garbage game yeah I think you have to level up one all right oh my God 3.99 3.99 do I want to play Star of you or do I want to play No Man's Sky hmm uh neither dude yeah you want to play Payday I already have payday too though that's old news very happy day too man do you guys want to walk around real quick and let me show you like what's going on or you just want to start shooting people that's actually 40 bucks I thought it was 60 bucks oh okay so come over here a sec I'll show you something so you this one has like new mechanics this one has key cards so sometimes you're gonna have to like pick it off the dude's butthole but um you see you see this right here like this power box so you're gonna have to look for Power boxes and then power boxes basically will open up this right here like these kind of doors the whole pick locking is different now so you're you're like this is how I do I crouch here and it's f for Action so you're gonna press f for Action get him with that little corner that I was at so the camera doesn't see you and all that and then you're gonna press F again right at that white thing so F again and it's gonna speed up the process you can either okay so the what you want to do is you want to crouch and you want to run all the way over here and they won't see you in the get right in the corner and do the same thing I pull it yeah yeah you're gonna hold hold the thing and it's gonna shut the power off dude what yeah and then we're gonna come over here they have things like here's my debit card they have things like this like little speakers for um I guess distraction distracting with the cops or something you turn it on and the cops like what the [ __ ] is that and they go check it out and they're like oh it's my [ __ ] radio that's on um so we have a cop at this gate and a cop at this door so we could come over here do the same thing one two three four okay that door's open now we just open that but this is one of the gates that we want open right here so when this guy's not looking go ahead and pick it okay go ahead all right now so there's a cop all the way on the other side over there but I just come up here you can like laser cut the windows we don't need to do that now it's really loud and whatnot it'll tell you like secured area private area if it's a private area and they catch you in it they'll be like hey dude what the [ __ ] are you doing here usually there's a um this is an area that we have to get the red key card but now the red key cards inside so this is nothing and there's a usually a door and a camera here so yeah during the camera here so we're gonna go ahead and slink around here oh man already okay so now this the guy's gonna come up and arrest you so let are you going to jail now yeah oh [ __ ] okay so I guess he's gonna arrest me or you we just sit here he's gonna talk to you he's gonna be like hey dude I don't like this you're going downtown buddy and you just stay there and let him arrest you hi yeah Jesus Christ man that's horrible hey hey don't pull out your gun dude just [ __ ] oh it's on right I'm coming hey what's up I got you bro I'm not happy I'm trying to keep the black man down let's go [Music] and it sounds like gunshots and the thermite's gonna go on the second floor going off all these files that you get to pick up you're just trying to find out what files or what uh box it's in and I think you have unlimited zip ties as well which is really cool C4 at the front door so same thing I think you tie some people up and you can negotiate hostage rescue but usually you know like how I go to work like super later super early like it's I miss everybody but no this one I was like almost dead five times today we're getting on the freeway oh look at the road rage hell yeah hell yeah this is awesome under attack they don't hit my car I don't trip if they don't hit my car yeah they'll hit my car you know I hit my car you made them personal ity the game do I gotta go to prison again oh these over here like somebody come over here whoever wants to know come on okay so this is the safe you're gonna you're gonna press it safe and you're gonna go whichever direction it tells you so it tells you to go left so hold the left button until it starts vibrating and immediately let go okay so immediate win it when it when it vibrates you're gonna let go of it and then just tap it right there so stop at the green no and you can remember what number it's at so go to the no you see where it it's going green that's where you're gonna stop right there okay there stop and then no no no so stop right before 50. okay it's changing now okay right there stop it's gonna click now go right and you're gonna have to do it three times how it has the little three markers right there you can't you can't go back so you're gonna have to do it in one shot just remember where what number you're at right there stop there you go click and then the other way I think you're realizing something what is it are you driving oh yeah what the [ __ ] she's like I [ __ ] hate people I'm driving on the freeway the freeway's so packed I got the money I got the money let's go no Apple's grounded yeah what happened why are you grounded I'm not gonna dude you're always grounded man come on bro holla right now I just I can't go down yeah Mommy his voice got deeper yes dude that's what I said I was like him dude you hit [ __ ] puberty yesterday or what's up so now the sprinkler's run you guys just shut down the sprinklers right quick I like to get wet um bro you know what time it is homie there's uh right over here uh where is it actually we moved it so right here on these sprinklers these are the sprinklers you just shut them off [Music] damn [ __ ] unloading on this one full big they call them zappers now Jacob not tasers oh that's a nice one yeah for the pro now from OverWatch or what [ __ ] yeah bro I went from Flat three to Flat five and I literally had a mental breakdown surrender while you can I'm hard stuff polite instead of hard stuff gold Parts like diamond man [Music] I can't get to masses bro me and my friend have a plan me and her I'm gonna carry her out of gold and then we're gonna carry each other out of flat and then we're gonna go to the diamond and we're gonna get massive and then we're gonna get a GM and then we're gonna get rank one and then we're gonna go to OverWatch for you yeah foreign so many yeah bro I'm not good man yeah I had 250 I'm walking away and I got a sniped [ __ ] oh [ __ ] nobody go nobody go down the hole Yeah are you guys are you guys ready to go down the hole seasons so don't don't open the door yet Zach because we're she says we have die packs so um when everybody comes down here down this hole we're gonna go ahead open this door and then we're gonna go ahead and get the die packs come on Jake all right all right Zach it's um lock picking things open there all right then we're gonna open the door and let's go ahead get these die packs if you want you can press Q like throw a bag on one of the guys and he'll he'll carry it carry my bag carry my bag [ __ ] outside to the right so you can bust through one of these windows [Music] of course you get the money oh [ __ ] I'm on it thank you oh my [ __ ] dude let me stop my bag yeah you should yeah oh my gosh by the time okay I can't get back there snipers yeah I can't kill him oh [ __ ] you got me the snipers are the snipers are like serious business stop [ __ ] around right here you can slide in this game as well Dozer these little electric boxes over here are for the ballards I got the sniper the money on our backs okay we'll keep going come on get that cloaker the cars the car's on its way left you gotta keep running over the bodies between your pistol and your primary go get some more some more uh what's it called awesome that's loud um I Can't Drive 55 55. oh we gotta go to the speed limit I'm gonna drop you a bag over here I like California I'm gonna get the one that you left that's California for you yeah oh and this right here too we could get an extra there's another bag of cash over here guys I gotta throw it down with some Katy Perry don't forget about snow oh yeah he's the woman I love the folks thanks hurry up get on OverWatch I'm trying to fix this stupid [ __ ] oh what the come on man all right see this [ __ ] [ __ ] arrested my ass isn't closed over here somewhere yeah oh I got 10 seconds to tell the matter is that come get me quickly quickly oh thank you thank you it's a [ __ ] coconut he says you know [ __ ] too no stay here with us we don't like you guys you have yeah wasted the [ __ ] zapper no I'm trying to yell at Twinkies for heels bro and then oh you never have to yell at him he's always on oh God damn it okay but they're not GM are they um I'm just kidding I'm just kidding come on get out of me check come here Rob the sniper that's got him down how much time you got Zach on your guys no you're not you're you're down you're not dead you wanna see my number assistant oh that's cute bro is that the new one I just dropped out and hit the black one in good soup I would leave I would leave everything I'll turn off my whole country I got gold let's just get the [ __ ] out of here what is this over here something that we can use ammo yeah the Mallards are back up so we're gonna go ahead and stop that [ __ ] yeah I'm gonna run trade if possible playing with my people oh he's back dude okay the ballads are down press that little button you get him back uh I don't know how he got back dude call him back but we're just gonna finish this I'm scared I'm gonna get drunk what okay I can't play that and if you if you have you like your Overkill weapon you um press Z and it will basically drop you like air drop your grenade apparently hell yeah Grenade launchering it up and I think it's for every specific person not 200k yeah we got a lot of Dylan I'm pretty excited well I'm retired yeah I'm retired for Life dude you think I'm gonna show these PCS so now you guys can uh like put a sight on your weapon I guess which it really helps out a lot I know I hit that that sniper from across it's [ __ ] Mercy can I get through the door I mean my ass beat here bro their Mercy is just like the camera all right you ready you ready babe it's like a purple bro she's perfect I got a new gun they're expensive but yeah you could get new guns dude they're like 300K oh look at it I better leave this hand I'm about to pull this out I don't even care yeah you're not saying you're gonna [ __ ] murder some PC players [Laughter] dude let's be behind I'm nice [Music] and then you're able to unlock those um GPS so it's kind of cool you don't have to gamble for them which I like you know gambling is bad for you yeah gambling is actually addictive good for you marital sex is a sin I need to talk to you about the birds and the bees Ace who's the man is it the are the guys you have the cardboard that's your your original gun I believe well you have you can you can buy it again and like have a separate customer yeah exactly accidentally bought the mask twice I [ __ ] myself yeah for like 100k so yeah you have the cardboard just go ahead and make sure it's on so you're on your Loadout zero so when you play a game make sure you're on Loadout zero and even though it doesn't look like it's hooked up it's still hooked up so you're gonna press press R for customize yeah and then there's your site and all that stuff this the site made it look it makes it way better um customize which you cannot customize your Red Dot remember how you used to be able to put like a smiley face on it and [ __ ] you can't you can't do that now you're like [ __ ] Merry Christmas with the Snowman yeah [ __ ] pies [ __ ] all right McDonald's all right I guess I'm ready for another game you guys didn't do your your thing though specialist points I I think I have how do I do specials I got two more minutes never mind oh she actually got that [ __ ] tournament the most special oh you gotta [ __ ] slip boy we're gonna play another round and then you are going to try to log in it's oh you gotta make a profile and everything dude yeah you have to you have to make a profile and all that stuff it's gonna take you quite a good time don't link your account right Jacob you didn't like that I did not I did not link it to the steam account Nova he did not link his account do not link your account okay don't link your account bro Zach you want to chime in on this don't link your account okay thank you thank you everybody everybody link your account on three one nobody not three link your account [Music] play this is I have to make all my accounts a place let's start I'm gonna try to monopolize you yeah that's not the way I said this y'all [ __ ] I [ __ ] died it's not your eyes were gonna be in there but nope try that [ __ ] Monopoly somebody here hey PPG s oh yeah now we go to the road rage one because I think I think this is this goes on a system like a story system so you do mission one oh my God oh my God oh my God I think that's [ __ ] me who's the [ __ ] is this this guy sounds [ __ ] familiar John oh Fleming John Fleming yeah get the [ __ ] out of here he was trying to play Ultimate Chicken horse with us the other day and he doesn't sound the same anymore and he goes it's me it's John like you know and everything what did he sound like I'm like a kid dude there's a look at that baby dude he has like babies and [ __ ] now oh yeah he's all grown up it's cute I was I was talking to chase I was like dude remember when we went up to Washington uh for like John's wedding or like we went monster and we had to snuggle up to me yeah no I had to snuggle up with uh with Garrett man [ __ ] Garrett I went into the tent in my tent and then Garrett was just there dying dude of like hypothermia I was like dude I was like you want my negative 50 [ __ ] sleeping bag bro I was like here use me for some warmth man he's like I am forever he's like I will forever like remember this I am forever in your debt I will never tell anybody about this yeah I think like honestly I think I saved his life there he was gonna [ __ ] die in that tent while we're out there just like [ __ ] roasting weenies on the Fire or up out uh we I turned that all off all that insight and that next one I turned off because all it does is gather your information and say what you liked and what you were doing and what you were trying to do it yeah and it says okay we are going to try to implement that into the next game it tells you what porno you've been watching porno finally it finds a match for us God [ __ ] leave all right ready up everybody ready up make sure you're on your Loadout let's go bro um everybody ready up do not like how to hold as long as I can you link your account link your account you won't all you talk about bet Doug I'll link my account I'll link I'll link my account right now it [ __ ] just shuts me off yeah tell me what I want honestly Jacob changed it to a girl always to a hot Asian babe and then he put like Casey Jones mask on from Ninja Turtles huh Asian baby hell yeah bro see the C see Carlos is immense taste oh yeah man you know you know my wee bass we got a new hire a senior yeah Asian babe for you Jacob oh my my C profile she looks like a ninja turtle though she got like a bald ass head with like oh hell yeah little birthmarks on it hell yeah that's cool okay what is this arrives they're probably gonna have to hop up on this [ __ ] don't let the series Escape yeah why did we have to move this [ __ ] I'm trying to point on point on point it's a [ __ ] tactics it distract me so [ __ ] low it was a [ __ ] distraction what are we gonna do up here no I'm gonna make the big jump watch yourself who is that Jacob uh civilians a City Civilian s you have a suppressor on your gun s okay did we go over here I think oh we're just preparing an ambush dude so let's get these civilians down hold on hold on what's this in the Box what's in the box oh my God we set the same thing at the same time beautiful porno like what is it gonna say for the options Jacob you can okay Zach we're gonna have to kill simul simultaneously kill these fools yeah I'll get the right one no wait no no no no I'll do it like this no it's it we're supposed to Ambush the police they're coming okay what's this right here put this CMP realize what happened I think we were supposed to do that already um all right I am in what the [ __ ] down yeah totally what the hell would you like to enable cross player no yes yes yes activate the EMP okay restart level imbeciles okay so now we know a little [ __ ] faster ew I'll keep you guys alive bro dude isn't it great when it's like hard [ __ ] support support Carrie dude look um he's telling the difference of heels dude this time don't waste time yeah that's where we're lost put that [ __ ] down all the way down Zach don't leave him like that dude we got a whole [ __ ] Millions Escape it says it right there Zach you have so many [ __ ] people up go get the other guy get that guy what the [ __ ] God damn it Zack get the [ __ ] down I'm gonna fail [ __ ] is that you're lacking man he is stay right there welcome melon oh it was Nova Nova you freaking God damn it dude [ __ ] new people in here God yeah exit the game he said because you [ __ ] went and shot everybody dude I know what I did a shot no one shot nobody I barely walked into y'all Mission failed oh wait what the hell what the [ __ ] is Sleepy someone's here left oh wow yeah you pissed them off big time dude you better write an apology letter I'm gonna write a formal apology to him yeah he went on and bought this game all right how do you do it okay when they have the Little exclamations Wheel ramp right here guys I think 15 pound to get down when they have the exclamation mark I got it I got it guys no no no don't shoot those guys civilians Steve 30 seconds left beautiful thank you the [ __ ] down [ __ ] activate I'm back all right all right we're gonna tie this [ __ ] up all right you got the the other wheel ramp s okay what does it say right here yeah where I drop it I I have no idea I have a wheel ramp as well I don't know where the [ __ ] to put it prepare the ambush do we have anything in here that we can [ __ ] jet go behind me I'm coming dude EMP baby was somebody gonna come out of the back she's right there Jesus Christ why you couldn't [ __ ] tell us that earlier oh the resin right here the ramps go back there I'm gonna get this box thing real quick oh here goes the ramps okay oh my God fool s was that a sniper yeah this is purple and he was the one all right take him down Security in place to prevent this sort of takeover hold on a second the wall on the right the driver's trained to stay in the truck so he won't bother us you [ __ ] up my hair is my dead ass coming up it's dead ass come up in here oh [ __ ] bro okay Patrol get me out of here come on Chuck let's go um I will stand next to the truck to maintain connect it's hardwired to my heart I put a little camera on it okay so now we know and then put that one right here oh nice grow knob oh [ __ ] still okay all right ignition bag if you'd like oh yes low as beans my beans are low yo yo [ __ ] stole the munitions his name is and then how do you heal yourself uh like 30 seconds at the bottom right you can press X if you have a heel bag if you don't have a heel back then uh kind of SLO Stacy Drop the heel back right here Nova I think there's a hit back over there you can trade hostages like in the downtime between the salt to just go up down and fold trades but dumb um I was gonna be like Red's coming in here where did that fool go he was here for like two seconds and then he [ __ ] bounced yeah he was that new guy kanjing or something oh he changed his name now yeah he's all like super strong please grenade [Music] one body real quick all right bro you gotta shoot for the head yeah [Music] I'm gonna [ __ ] you up here comes the poker through the clucker right on me come on we're almost dead what do you see Nova yeah Sparks in his eyes yeah all right I got some precious [ __ ] me towels hey hey it may feel like you're just lugging bags of pulverized rocks but this is what keeps the world going without it it would be like a stone age or the 70s what is this [ __ ] what piece of bread and cheese everyone carry already uh enemies who's cave Nova G Onna tell you if you're lucky enough while he's tasing you you'll you'll be good trying to get all this [ __ ] paper dude say something say something I'm getting beat up I thought that's a Bastion though I'm getting chased by the tank um everybody grab a baggie one minute look at this [ __ ] okay what is he gonna do like a [ __ ] helicopter how are you dropping baby we've got Overkill weapons yeah yeah if you press B you'll drop an Overkill weapon [ __ ] ing oh [Music] I'm gonna drop the memo you had ammo this entire time all right I'm dropping on Armor go ahead and get this armor oh especially you Nova and Jacob Nova and Jacob Jacob right behind you thank you okay we throw it right here on over this boat over this helicopter right here oh got him all my healing More Than This Anna bro makes no damn sense I'm playing Lucio throw a little high guys throw a little high Daddy uh what yeah there we go okay what is his name all right let's go let's go all right oh [ __ ] [ __ ] okay my check if his helmets are beautiful I got you let's get the [ __ ] out of here go go Metro for me oh they take [ __ ] foreign paper diapers oh good job good job I gotta get that shotgun or something dude oh I'm honest yeah I want the shotgun too we just got [ __ ] [ __ ] paid bro yeah I got almost peanut butter and jealous I got 600 000 when I how'd you get more of them this is a new clearance hundred thousand dollars what and it's kind of [ __ ] Loki we lose it says on my screen I'm still here it's um lgbtq up in our yeah all right let's see what we could get buy us some loads no mercy play mercy play mercy no I'm going [ __ ] more what the [ __ ] I know I want this gun right here man this is a little short barrel shotgun what the heck oh no what's up where are you guys it says that he's in the group no they're gonna [ __ ] Reaper behind it somewhere [Music] oh [ __ ] hooked up Uzi oh sure I think I'm dead I'm dead bro S no it's uh so if you if you scroll down further there's preset weapons and um you can there's just like a hookup music oh [ __ ] bro I want this a little MPX English set it looks like nothing yeah it looks like there's not that many guns like no guns you can pick from unless we push the point push the point oh boy yeah it's crazy level hunger bro yeah well Marty played three times and I'm 11. but yeah it looks like this weapon system sucks man they got like nothing to choose from the DLC uh let me see if I could get a new Barrel sounds came out with like a whole nother games worth and Payday 2 it kept adding money yeah they did where's that oh my god really what the [ __ ] bro that's beautiful [Music] there's crap I think it's bull crap oh but a scope on your bed oh yeah if he can all right let me know when you're all ready and then it tells you right here like what Edge is what grid is and what rush is when you're doing your best I mean what's that means honestly right now just put your I aced both of them ammo and heels because uh you can't really go any further isn't it though you can only be one line I'm a medic I'm ammo and infiltrator already yeah and you can you could um take them back for free whenever you want go back there's no Penny taxis Maybe and then go like purchase a new mask unlocks a lot uh no no just purchased a new mask yeah so you should buy any one of those right now scroll down a little bit maybe you have a little more unlocks no okay so go all the way to the top you can get those paints and everything so whatever mask you like from there you can go ahead and buy and then you can put like some paint on it with his [ __ ] pumpkin smile though and then uh go to your mask equip it and then press R cosmetic so you'll have like a primary and then you'll have tab over to like a secondary pattern and then you'll put the pattern on with the color with whatever secondary color you want oh look it's like somebody cut you off yes I'm gonna [ __ ] right turn only and he comes from the [ __ ] left lane into my bucket oh my God too bad I'm gonna share with you I have an RPG hanging out the side what is that RPG dramatically yeah right here cause a [ __ ] El accidente huh I got him like a fish you looked at me like okay oh my God all right ready to go all right the hell are these e-stacks for dude you gotta launder your money Z Stacks I know that [ __ ] balls aren't you bro nice my Molly does not like me what does that do anyways I'm about to buy a bunch right now oh my God I should just stay there no [ __ ] way okay don't buy the sea stacks that booted me network error I bought I bought a whole bunch of Z stacks here and then I I guess you need the Z Stacks to get the like preset weapons or something so all I know is I guess let me invite you I'm on the no-fly list yeah oh my God how does that one shot means have 200 Heroes it shouldn't it remember [Music] it shouldn't yeah I I don't know if uh more are gonna open up uh because I want my my ball gag again that's my thing I spent like three days grinding for that mask and I finally got it wait wait we need Jacob in here I mean big time dude yeah the sea trips to buy like the directions I don't like [ __ ] keep that point alive [Music] I am a god looking for a match for our us for our players yes that's what I'm saying dude it looks for a magic even though it's a private match ing to Mark the stones you're more squishier than me I guess next time [Music] you haven't died at all I wonder if I can hook up my PS5 controller to the to my PC that's what I did right just plug it in plug it in what was that is that commercial oh plug it in plug it in remember that Foster Farms chicken which one he's talking about you guys aren't corn fed like at all you know like an ugly puppet and [ __ ] look at this x-ray you guys can't qualify I mean it's like talking to those other ugly chicken friend he's like pepperoni pizza you idiot sausage all right for the [ __ ] ass Bastion bro I wish a deal was more aggressive she's just like so passive put him see you later Victoria oh thank God damn Nova got that [ __ ] blue probably Rosa tonight I got that Monster energy drink okay yeah it's like [ __ ] stare at me like there's not some more they [ __ ] stare at me like I stare at tacos I guess that would be green and black actually makes like a black hell yeah uh did you do it in your loadout no way did I just popped that that didn't mean [ __ ] annoying what Loadout is it in Jacob oh no zero okay maybe it's just a glitch yeah so like it won't show your your upgrades on it so maybe yeah it'll show that that way [ __ ] oh the black guy never go ahead oh come on you gotta get a point can I get on points get on the point [ __ ] on the point bro there's a guard and a camera over here 's the camera oh this is just the mercy pocket okay so case the jewelry store let's case this [ __ ] Zach what's my limbs uh the guard it's in the analog stick Bastion bro we're losing I don't care persuade her to do something it's like you're not scary it's not you leave us one [ __ ] day only kill like everyone losing bro it's working here I don't give a [ __ ] um QR code required so if we're being observed don't become scale this QR code with your phone where here pick it up online is it on her phone nope yeah oh what a [ __ ] [Laughter] and I was gonna teleport to you too oh thank you thank you for the rest thank you thank you foreign s bro okay how the [ __ ] do we get in here oh um beautiful thank you I was heel boarding so far okay how the [ __ ] do we access the VIP no no VIP bro you don't get it you don't deserve it oh no no super Badness no more balls no more QR code required where'd you find the QR code you said outside never get away from the [ __ ] Nova [Applause] nobody's just all like chilling he's like dude what the [ __ ] are you doing here that was like oh nothing bro relax now he's gonna arrest you around he's going to jail now go to jail oh he's gonna [ __ ] shoot your ass dude get the guns out [Music] a [ __ ] police everybody [ __ ] [Music] wow [Music] they nattled him so [ __ ] weird all this [ __ ] is ours I'm gonna go eat guys I'll be back all right good night not those ones you have to either unlock it or yeah those ones are a little different you should cut one dude it's pretty fun but what that's pretty cool too I've actually used the cheese cheese I want cheese I want like a whole [ __ ] cheese meal bro [Music] oh door's open just [ __ ] get the [ __ ] down [Music] to render the Wi-Fi password 8107 . all right I got the uh QR code [Music] access oh you want some more time good [ __ ] [ __ ] dude of course bring that manager why what happened now you guys bring the manager in here or not [Music] about dropping on I'm dropping out of the load over here follow me [ __ ] yeah go get it hey I know what I'm saying what do you guys want to eat tell this girl hey tell her to put her eyeballs in the thing it's not working this is a a new payday you just like go around robbing banks and everything so this is a jewelry store and then [ __ ] this guy over here Nova was like standing right next to a security guard and he's just like Counting up he's going no no no I don't know what to what to do right now it says disable the lockdown and enter the workshop oh bathroom there's Health in the bathroom and a banana [Music] yeah show me your hands put my little thing in here all the bags all the bags over there I threw one bag in there okay let's go downstairs that's pretty cool I like it'll be leaving soon nobody like super behind you oh my gosh oh [ __ ] oh no we got Stacks down okay never got a little thing you can close this door too tell them to get off your [ __ ] [ __ ] get off my [ __ ] yeah yeah right now oh uh Jacob put that back in Lane is leaving run it oh [ __ ] there's a juggernaut right here there we go good job oh Zach put that baggie in there hurry dude the helicopter and the helicopter what it's okay the helicopter's gone oh I can't move this kid is [ __ ] slim these things [ __ ] yeah the guy said that he changed no I [ __ ] it oh bro so the password for the basement is uh the Wi-Fi code which is like something or something cool doesn't care 8107 is the password thank you man you're in deep [ __ ] now oh oh dude he's just [ __ ] one shot got him I got ammunition inside the house [Music] thank you Zack I'm leaving that gets this guy right here oh what is that over there it's actually can get a [ __ ] baggy outside or a box outside lasers on you Zach oh throw that back in there Zach getaway's over here all right now we gotta stop it right here oh wait so out for you your burgers yeah we go down to the bottom already I did I turned off the power energy oh then let's enter the workshop because it's so open is that that you who did you bring the manager down there yeah bring the manager back do we need to bring the manager to that little thing are you sure did I open I opened a room already denied [Applause] Nova come here dude all right then we'll get her oh my god oh you're gonna die out there with your new house yes dude go go back go back go back I'm gonna I'll get her because I don't want a sniper to get your ass over turn around did anything I'm right here we don't we don't ever like you need to take people like this come on [ __ ] run he was trying to bring her back to this house yeah about to get the phone tonight all right right side right side up I mean damn it Shields are cloaker [ __ ] off me [ __ ] where's this [ __ ] at oh my gosh she [ __ ] stayed over there with Nova oh she did it you guys gonna cover me at the front door or what whoever come on does anyone have a whole pack yeah over here in the bathroom follow me armor right here for you guys access denied grenade come over here and take an armor pack there behind you yeah you're following me right here [Music] in the middle we got you man just walk faster there's a pack right here on me no you missed a whole bunch down here dude perfect or is it that or where's that where's the place at right here oh [ __ ] me dude this [ __ ] [ __ ] came over here get out of my face oh good [ __ ] done coming into the back door we're done or oh [ __ ] gotcha anymore it's in the bathroom good job where the banana is go down the hall and take it right how do we get in here dude did you get it no it's right here on the wall okay we're going back down oh somebody's weapon is here [Music] okay here's the [ __ ] blue keyboard where's the body [Music] sounds really good [Music] where's the room you guys talking about anybody have a blue key card nope yeah you can see your inventory so a little whatever [ __ ] it now dude tap your hands better drop I got a baggie here I'm gonna make sure if this baby all right nothing in the bath oh here's uh thank you you found the key card is [ __ ] done foreign [Music] give their input simultaneously honestly yourself okay so two people need to do it um I don't know what the [ __ ] we have to do somebody says this uh yeah how can you stay at that one and then try to open it and well you got the red one oh you got the red part try and open it yeah nothing not even that button on the right just down yourself [Music] all right dude uh [ __ ] whatever let's just leave we'll try this again next time well there I got it there's a button there's a red button right here no I I tried that one not nothing on that one I don't know what that button does I kept pressing it let's open something I pressed that a million times do it open up this that's almost something right now one oh okay that's probably the button where's that girl at Jacob bring that girl back over here okay you're gonna you're gonna press that button on the thing and then Jacob's gonna go ahead and put that [ __ ] on those I don't think where's the girl here let me take the girl who's at the button um nobody okay so I'm gonna go to the button who's got the button now um no no not yet go ahead press it pressing it no no don't press it and then [ __ ] leave it has to be done simultaneously I can't do it it takes a while to press it no it takes one second I don't know what the [ __ ] trying to scan her biometric scans okay whatever dude we're gonna come into the hallway oh [ __ ] like money you guys ready to get the [ __ ] out of here you might go down performers got everything at the sniper in [ __ ] space is that what was looking at you Nova yeah throw your Becky in before you go because it doesn't count let's get the [ __ ] out of here they come out all righty got level five bro 82 000. what I got deducted 40 grand for killing 10 civilians dude oh my God I went on a rampage huh yeah he's like no bro it's not me it's not me over here [ __ ] killing yeah absolutely everyone in sight yeah killing them cities and he looked at me funny dog yeah dude they [ __ ] gave me the old wonky eye huh how do you use it sir how do you do what did you guys unlock for you dear whip oh most likely yeah it doesn't matter I can't even equip my new gun right really yes yeah I was freaking sitting there trying to work on that thing I could give the zip Commando kick a murderer but I need 100 crypto 100 Krypton how do you get the crypto you gotta you gotta buy it buy it you go buy it girl money no no no um where is it you go to vendors and go to the sekatagi bankroller the z-sex yeah the Z stacks that's expensive though yeah it's expensive dude I got 47 kryptons I was gonna buy some bee Stacks but it's oh [Music] man gold [ __ ] Chrome at 105. they don't have a goddamn but um yeah did I switch the the ammo box or medical doctor now we need animals and I do like the shields are actually better they don't they don't regenerate in this Jake yeah they do if you don't get if you don't lose your full shield it's splitting two so yeah if you only go down like 60 down to like 60 Shields it'll regenerate back to 100 but if you go down below 50 then if you lose that first half and if you go down deplete that other Shield all the way you'll lose that second half but if you just take cover it comes back so the chills are the best hmm it's all keeping alive so I keep myself alive no melee weapons a little skin bro remember all the funny ones yeah a frying pan you can hit him with a lot of cash money stack oh yeah the prison shank dude I unlock the median ballistic vest if you guys can get that too Jimbo yeah and the armor lining oh that's too bad oh bad luck oh that sting sounds like um like I'm really [ __ ] pee all right dude I'm gonna [ __ ] piss my pants all right start the search so we can get that going while you guys playing around my pants oh my gosh 30s there's an armored there's an arm there's a lot of cash just sitting in this branch bank waiting to be so you need to make some money huh your old friend Vlad has just the right job for you you know about the neon cradle nightclub yeah where the dirty rich go to hang out with other dirty riches a nice place gambling drugs hey all good fun well the place is run by the humanist [ __ ] Cassandra risket entertainment director but a little birdie told me she does not own it she's just running it for somebody higher up in the food chain and nobody knows who that who cares the only important thing is they do a little magic trick every night all the collapse prophets turn into crypto and a store and a tiny little Drive in the club's I.T room it's called a crypto wallet easy oh guess what um Freedom week's about to start again what the hell is freedom no way magazines plus Freedom week the magazine every day he's with the everyday is freedom freedom week precious what's Freedom week precious let's what's cheaters precious potato toes stick them in a stew uh one of those oh the neon Grande your kind of place bro yeah all right no but don't be [ __ ] hugging on a security guard in here okay hey baby let me buy you a drink yeah I'll rest you enter the neon cradle okay look at this [ __ ] secret tunnels over here dude check it I mean locked oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] what's watching me this a camera you cool we're in Krypton wallet find a way to get down there okay Jacob you're over there [ __ ] hugging the camera I like it I like you agree you got my tracksuit yeah you guys got the rambling Duster serves Christian does office who went by her office watch this Garden other than the Dance Floor boys you could like probably get them off of the uh security guards butts and stuff it's boogie man oh [ __ ] is this a girl's bathroom where the guy's bathroom yeah that's the sausage no no no look at this how they can fade right here right here boys I'm gonna get her from the back either way either way you're gonna be getting it from the back dude oh there's limbs of coke and everything in the bathroom oh my God who is that Nova sniper oh my God we're watching you man I didn't do it I swear he saw him he's telling me to go over here uh staff only VIP Club okay nobody gets in with that invitation what's up you do you have invitation make it like bloodrays like on blade vampires by over here oh I found a big ass security fan oh look at it she looks like uh baracio from Mortal Kombat it's got blue hair let's go taking a picture of the walls oh [ __ ] it's on everybody damn I get all my hostages on the Dance Floor I found her [ __ ] key card let's play these holes up into the hot Asian babes everybody else can go [Music] back help me out here I thought we're supposed to do it quietly bro we were but then all the [ __ ] things came up gee I didn't start dude y'all started I like how they don't have the limit on the zip ties now that's great yeah that's a huge because they sell them in a pack of 100 anyways that's a huge bonus I'm gonna trade hostage for time could hostage for a Time yeah look at we just got trades lots of VIP areas [Music] of time okay yeah I put two already two of them [ __ ] already on again let's see if hostages to trade bro and keep this up all day one more hostage time for what like so the police don't start fighting us oh really nice hey look at see look it we just got more time the drill is through all right I'm inside train seven hostages I don't know about you Zach but I'm not willing to give up seven hostages I'm doing it right now all right I need the I need the blue key card right here uh nobody has a blue key card I'm the lady I wanna 10 million dollars in a chapter in Mexico no no police no police no no police [ __ ] you yeah go get him get a Mad Dog a man say crazy all right let's go to the front with our passages gonna start shooting back we'll show them that we're not messing around come on crazy I'm gonna do it come on grab one to the front look at they're waiting outside thank you I got a headshot lined up on this one [Music] there comes come on come on they hold the front door dude so they don't come in careful you invite Jesse and the little girl sometimes all right time to do the mission Jessie and the new guys sometime how do I get up on the top oh are you leaving the rookie we think I'm not ready no but how'd you get up into the top form on the side of the God where am I going on top okay all right bring it in towards the Dance Floor a little so we can keep our hospitals oh the cops are in here I think I'm back here shooting and everything it was like the cops are here [Music] is remember you guys zero seven seven what's up what's up bro you get 36 bullets and it takes three bullets to fill one person oh are you upstairs yet yeah well I'm trying to cut through here oh hey we tried bro we tried negotiating for a large chicken pizza yeah you're not upstairs dude that's downstairs You're Gonna Come Subway whoa from the three-hour Hospital shotgun's good if you're really close what is this it's easy to get ammunition back part too [Music] okay we need to get the [ __ ] upstairs how the [ __ ] do we get upstairs yeah I'll show you guys the way out what the hell was that you [ __ ] put down like landmines oh my God oh my God you're so [ __ ] loud yeah I think I got out of here that's what I said when he [ __ ] put down that Electro landmine [Applause] we need that okay never how the hell did you get up there sorry it's open okay what do we put here I Stumble the cage where's the cage what the [ __ ] was that you gotta get outside get that cage what the [ __ ] that's what I say I don't remember my password you guys come on over here and get these cage pieces what are you looking for a password for passwords xboxy It's gotta check up next [ __ ] some [ __ ] trade hostages already got a bunch re-enable The Vault keypad uh downstairs go um oh you fell down Oh I thought you disconnected I got you can call insurance again Nova took the [ __ ] easy way down the elevator oh there's a [ __ ] a lot of cash right here dude [ __ ] drop your [ __ ] weapons first of the account office for more info on the door okay somebody goes to the account office the number is zero seven seven six zero seven six I don't even know how to [ __ ] press it hey get away from me in here they're disconnected I'm down I'm down down here somebody save me I'm about to get down there dude I'm getting [ __ ] rocks in custody and 50 oh [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] over here just never help us what do you mean what door I don't like locked doors watch out all right I'm spectating unacceptable in fact don't forget oh jury but I'm already in my room uh everyone's joining this man I did I did not hear that leaving you to die oh I'm responding in five seconds hell yes I'm gonna [ __ ] you up all right set you up okay so this is the door right here this is the door and this is the window and we need to get up to remember they keep on disconnecting it that's what we need that's where um so this is going to the oh [ __ ] bro now so we're just waiting for that door to open up yeah we're at the keeper it's 72 done or can I carry it or something over carry what go back to the computer it's not unplugged dude it's at 82 we wait okay I'm a computer what what is that mean [ __ ] no what number is it now uh like uh 93. 94 95 96 oh [ __ ] [ __ ] seven 99 100 interact clearance go go go go oh [ __ ] yeah what was the code oh man rip and dip close the door close the door of course I mean yeah all right three three eight six 33-86 [Music] custom ammunition for you guys got it here we go Take All the Monies bro somebody summoned defense oh [Music] my God how do you expect me to eat this without my soda a drink can we just uh put him on the staircase right here and go up to the dance floor yeah I believe that's how you do it anybody need armo no you need armor here I'm gonna drop armor packs right here for you guys oh we can't go here we gotta go down to go down yeah all right it's right here dude it's right literally right on uh yep you're right you gotta go all the way around thank you what's the shortest way out here forward we gotta go forward that way oh somebody got 12. oh [ __ ] imagine yes she had the car she had the key card even here is everyone playing payday right now yes sir hell yeah there was a girl there was a there was a lady that had the key card on her did the blue key card Nova I told you guys I asked you that bro I don't know where she went got some health packs here for you guys if I could find her if I find her maybe she can 30 seconds all right we're gonna go get some more baggies back here what's your chest s too high for this for what new pussycat for one come on Zach on the double let's go I gotta get a 14 come on baby 14. oh [ __ ] [ __ ] are you playing Dungeons and Dragons oh [ __ ] I'm so aggressive oh there's devil inside of each other with Ruger Ruger all up on you again no it's my cat this time oh I don't blame him is trying to play video games too you're dropping all my [ __ ] over here I would pay so much money to play like me all right I'll come back in 90 seconds I'm getting [ __ ] up by gas what's going on quit farting okay I'll get you in a second one since the guy plays up all right we [Music] [Music] got it oh he's coming at me we got this Dozer here I forgot how to get back up excuse me I think the escalator bro oh we gotta get in the baggie and put all your baggies in the thing let's go to the guests oh nobody's in in uh oh [ __ ] I'm gonna die yeah get back in guys here all right everybody get inside the little winning area oh [ __ ] me on it ready go go go go go easy man can we get the [ __ ] out of here hell yeah bro should have seen me I was like wow it says Hector has disconnected yeah Classics back move forward pincer maneuver plastic Zak attack all right let's see oh Monday night y'all only little monkeys well I guess mower oh yeah um there are no [ __ ] guns yet man the hell level 13. well you're paying two this is chainsaw that shotgun's pretty good Joe is that the same as like uh dead by daylight yeah oh [ __ ] three what the [ __ ] yeah bad enough dude because that should actually get you like your adrenaline pumping well you get a full-on raging clue off that game bro oh you know it's about this raging clue it's such a big thing right now [Music] got the castigo 44 hell yeah oh yeah pop that on get that [ __ ] Magnum bro oh increase the Regeneration speed of your armor chunks by 20 percent oh good to me [Laughter] armor bag has two additional charges I forgot to put crypto in that [ __ ] it's funny [Music] all right not much we can do man I'm taking the tank East [Music] 675 for 10 sea stacks bro I'm ready when you players are sure there's an armor armored Chicago good to go you poked my heart oh my God the night right now [Laughter] the guy to talk to you if you want to talk movies you want Shooting Gallery Redux by Greg Judd full of debt and the set of Petr overcarios attended suicide painted remember to be careful you went to the original copy of the PG mermaid dude [Music] no chance what chance is asking you what what answer him I'm so confused [Music] excuse me converted the Fiji mermaid dog foreign what do you mean what do the pavers do they just place it somewhere in the level I think so yeah I'm gonna wait on YouTube like extra ammo bags and medic bags and [ __ ] like that that was good to have always good job you're gonna get a big game of Pummel party later oh yeah bro [Music] I don't know how many players was it I think it's update bro I think you can have a chicken horse bro I forgot nobody wants to play chicken enemies that game looks definitely I have it Pummel party chicken horse I'm a party [ __ ] [ __ ] I got stuck in this stupid maze for like nine turns that's because you're just dumb like there's a glowing Trail for you to follow to get out of it and you just went the wrong way multiple times no you said there's a teleporter right there and then I went in the teleporter and you said oh their teleport is going to teleport to you at this time yeah listen to me because you are my parents user error okay we'll see we'll definitely meet you at horror hunt at the right place okay we will tell you exactly where we are and not where we're not okay [Laughter] you [ __ ] [ __ ] within the past five minutes yeah he got away from me now I gotta explain my child what that word is yeah I gotta explain to him what that word is a bad person want to say bad words [Music] he was here that's so crazy dude it's only forgot to ready up it's [ __ ] Jacob ready up you freaking homosexual [ __ ] me dead hey yo hey yo no way someone's gonna Peg you to life do you know what that evanescent song was about oh my God imagine like oh my God okay he's dying I gotta peg him back to life oh my God look at that centerpiece bro hell yeah this is crazy hold on before we go let me read yeah well these are some Asian dudes maybe they got some maybe they can lead me to some hot Asian babes I'm going with them oh yeah well let's break into the surname dude Zach are you are you hungry you like pickles after this after this you want to grab a pickle together you like fish sticks I like fish sticks he's a good fish are you driving me uh hey yo because otherwise no otherwise no huh Gord watch the car hey [ __ ] nut s soon oh you dude who what [ __ ] that got spotted by this [ __ ] it doesn't say so nobody will have enough stop right there is it me our priority is to get the paintings let's go all right let me rewatch Tokyo Grill oh that's a great [ __ ] movie dude what's up with everything being a [ __ ] QR code man welcome to the 21st century seriously man I just found out what a [ __ ] zelay was that oh my God you and your delay this girl over here talking about a tablet and [ __ ] okay I guess we need to find a telephone in 30 seconds it's happening now how do I turn on my flashlight I'm a flashlight does that tell them your flashlight sorry dude I had to go take a shower and they're all hanging off the walls and [ __ ] it was gross wait okay so we had to still like does anyone watch the Blue Mountain State that's not even one I've seen episodes of it for the whole football team shirts the Pocket [ __ ] yeah yeah I think it's chlamydia yeah damn dude Lucky them okay father together has done to my father all right guys I tapped in QR codes to your phone download the application okay my friends every time they came they went okay Nova or is Nova gonna say anything that he's down it's like a big secret you gotta be kidding me right now I got your backs get him nobody's in custody don't go don't bother yeah [ __ ] that guy yeah [ __ ] me [Laughter] dead I'm telling you bro like he's really funny [Music] you got a second QR codes got a ham and cheese sandwich in the in the toilet over here and the toilet bro I just had a I just had a numb toilet I just had to uh Chick-fil-A you had fish filetful out of custody yeah Jesse uh right now before Costco closes dude I've seen gas over by my place it's like almost at work dude no it is [ __ ] 650 by in Whittier [ __ ] no yeah tell him tell him to give you a new one yeah over here it's only 450. from them I was but then you guys did the controls no I text them and they're like Oh I thought you were gonna text me I was like dude I told you I had in-service at [ __ ] 12. and then after that like I was waiting for you oh what is this on another telephone disabled downstairs security cameras what is this you have 30 seconds until the assault Lock and Load what are we gonna like blow this up disabled your Costco card Jesus Christ you gotta know you're gonna go to the other ones you guys what are you guys standing here you tell them nobody tell him man we would have been apart a long time ago oh my god dude we [ __ ] it says assault incoming dude we're [ __ ] caught already so this is gonna like blow up or something I'm getting the sun face girl give me this paper dude okay this [ __ ] thing watch it Kill The Shield thank you Jesse someone to pick this baggie up okay we gotta hurry up here if we hurry up and get this and then it's you have time to go to that thing behind you no you can come with us you come at the same time yeah yeah that's a good one watch out for my boy he's a dog thank you what the [ __ ] is this spectrometer for a photo shoot okay we're only interested he like to scan for it for the kill okay to your positions choose a position somebody get on that one Zach Zach let's go come back dude which one dude you [ __ ] junk [ __ ] [ __ ] faded is that over here playing in [ __ ] Max Payne slo-mo bro [Laughter] I'm tracking another assault team come on what happened baby I'm up there man zapper's incoming people okay what bar opened up Jacob you're up there with him right oh [ __ ] hell now oh hell no all right [Music] boom like I just sent me back home Doug home [ __ ] how do we get a painting we can throw our stuff in the helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter okay you didn't even get the painting The Right paintings I got I got some paintings you guys come over I just need whatever dog I got days bro you guys come over here and pick up these [ __ ] paintings dude [Music] oh you got laid out this one is not authentic do not pick this one up it is not authentic which one I don't care I'm hit okay it's worth money bro we need to head next don't pick that one up all right that one's not on this art stuff with G slipped on the bananas this is the painting we're after right here okay do you flash drive required we need this flash drive and we need to steal this painting right here our flashlight painting who has a flash drive anybody surrender [Music] okay okay no just find a floppy disk you okay I'm thankful God I got I got the oh you're playing real Royale oh my God the day that we we stopped playing that one or not the day but um one of these days that we got off and she was playing and she got uh first place it was pretty damn good yeah does that come over here come over here oh he's a cheater no okay guys where the F do we go man uh there's always right here he's right here he's right here is no that's a telephone game I'm gonna take this man [ __ ] oh ammo I don't need any ammo you guys need that one ammo kids how to kick it yeah oh [ __ ] hell can I kick it oh I'm stuck oh yeah bro I'm stuck I can't move I got a painting moves I mean oh [ __ ] hell how do we get that authenticario painting dude internet to any man oh it says two baggies up here where I'm at I got the other one scanned it and it's authentic Jacob you threw that one down into [ __ ] space yeah well this is no this is the equipment dude this can if it's a real one or not is it a real one though I don't know just just get it the only real one that we needed was this one over here oh there's two I guess it's still two of Macario paintings shoot first what side did we I got one from that one room I was in flash drive required what's this flash drive required dude what the [ __ ] is a flash drive what the [ __ ] is the internet so I dropped it yeah 19.99 way there in 30 seconds this is [ __ ] dude I'm gonna kill this [ __ ] bring it [ __ ] yeah dude so very nice you can't say that very rude I'm telling teacher teacher snitch all right I found out how to do it Jesse what Jacob I found out oh yeah Neighbors oh got him oh there's the other I'm in the other room okay so this is the right painting we still need the black guy to unlock it bro I have no clue I'm over here probably from one of the hostages a box at Kingpin foreign oh [ __ ] me oh my God I better not die right now we did scratching my damn armpits thank you enjoy licking boots what'd you put it back here [ __ ] where's the thing answer the question we need the bag dude kind of bag there's a bag with the equipment we need the [ __ ] equipment dude Oh wrong bag oh the equipment was I set it up over here yet oh you set it up right here yeah the right one just keep the bag right here so we can now find it super easy super down it's coming I'm coming full you know there's like a [ __ ] thousand Autobots over there Decepticons bro mother yeah oh she's feeling it man is over here when we come over here the paint is over here oh my god dude this girl keeps [ __ ] inviting me to church one of my old respiratory therapists he's like she's like bro you want to go to church of the church there for sure okay let me go back downstairs I'll tell you my sins whatever happened to the guy you like for at least one song and then dip I guess it took him to church yeah bro I got you B sniper Style you know what game will piss you off more League of Legends it was a Vicario paintings we got one so far oh my God I think your Dark Souls would get it yeah or Guitar Hero well I think Dark Souls most mainly because there's no one else to blame yeah if you suck and you suck so that means what time does Costco gas close 30 minutes hey throw that painting in there all right we're good let's go oh 9 30. about 3 30. oh [ __ ] [Music] I'm coming for you guys [ __ ] [ __ ] super [ __ ] super [ __ ] super duper [ __ ] I had one of those the other day oh yeah manager Office what floor was manager Office I don't know I don't know what's going down I'm hit am I thought helicopter I'm coming all right you're the last one I guess there's a dozer up here is that the helicopter I'm gonna tell them where are you Jacob I'm by the helicopter on the roof I mean baby Sat by the bulldozer Super Friends thank you get inside Jacob close the door they fight in here whatever you do don't hit that oh what the hell foreign okay you're [ __ ] done oh [ __ ] right here thank you all right how the [ __ ] do we get down here thank you thank you oh my God I found stairs right here Zach came back downstairs okay so there's a question mark here so we're in his office okay look for the flash drive I found a pen I'm down I'm down down oh it's look at the secret secret level s how much time you got left hey well uh you're playing yes sir what what level are you uh level seven so far I've been having a blast with this game yeah I have like 200 hours of my my first campaign I started my second one not too long ago dude I'm barely like 60 hours on this one yeah you got about 120 more to go I got it 140. come on Jesse go to the painting with me it's over here uh so I go to YouTube let's go plug in the flash drive pickup painting oh [ __ ] hell can't wait it out need it now got it let's go die all right get the shield I have one nipple suckle of Health I'm on it save me fool thank you go I'm going up the stairs that's not up the stairs we gotta go up the outside stairs I killed the guy that got me nice I'm so scared I'm almost there right now what are you doing down there Nova oh [ __ ] you never I got you baby get over here quickly I know how quickly Nova get over here you guys did not kill the sniper forever [Laughter] it was only 26 minutes it felt like forever a whole bunch of dope hey team post back what's up man I haven't seen you in a while all right we're gonna do a food break hell no dude let's keep playing [Music] I got off work I got myself a pizza I'm good to get up for the night I got myself a pizza I know [ __ ] gamer bro role models they know me at Domino's bro they have that [ __ ] they come correct they have it ready hold on hold on hold on are we gonna play another Zack or you want to get food oh yeah we're gonna play another what the [ __ ] what oh man guess what yeah yes what just get Uber Eats chicken butt yeah I am not gonna [ __ ] spend thirty dollars for like a cheeseburger yeah yeah yeah yeah okay we're [ __ ] playing dude I am not gonna stand by this yeah yeah I'll get guest tomorrow thank you send me Evite bro I'm at the top stop press o on my name I want a [ __ ] Pizza dude I had a French bread pizza and a Domino's [ __ ] pepperoni pizza and I got another French bread in the chamber how do you feel fatty I feel good dude I'm feeling spicy still full dude spicier like that [Music] I'll be honest I'll deal with the acid later yeah it'll be like a spin losing from Jurassic Park oh yeah oh I got the EBR oh okay I don't think I would like that rifle well it gives you like 10 Rounds yeah that's great all right getting the job are you guys ready no been ready bro I might play some cyber attacks [Music] hey it's uh what's his name it's Iceberg bro to get them too long what are you drinking breakfast [Laughter] you guys are ripped dorks and her uh tank top on they're ready too good I'm here where are the lmgs I have Modelo too but the Modelo time fool thank you good [Music] I just can't get enough I just can't get enough about so much random [ __ ] I got like margaritas I got like a full bar up in here dude cheers [Music] which I have the filter this sounds pretty good yeah those are my favorite I'm kind of lazy [ __ ] up yeah that'll definitely put some hair in your chest I know man I'm worried out there good morning big though man that's why I kind of want to get up he's drinking The Chorus Line I'm baked a little chicken beef hello Oh I wanna I want a big old strawberry cake right now you have strawberry cakes with [ __ ] lemons on top baby Strawberry Shortcake oh [Music] you see how much I raise today [Music] foreign together man okay all right chicken we're getting a Red Baron we have the we get the DiGiorno supremos if you think you have the aptitude to cook a DiGiorno man you gotta get that [ __ ] pimped tight can't be [ __ ] around unless it gets all soggy oh yeah it's either coming out soggy or it's getting burnt unless you have it down I Like It Burn man to get right man oh dude these stuffed crusts are usually like [ __ ] 11 it's nine dollars no I'm putting one of those yep they know I was on this thing for like three seconds and my bills are already 72 dollars oh yeah I feel like browsing and gaining weight just from listening to you well let's see let's see what I see what I got oh it's my old that's my old one so I got those yeah crash ready so we can get on with our lives now yeah I'm gonna tell you guys my [ __ ] shopping list okay yes so you gotta go with the artisano bread okay because they're Obama [ __ ] for French toasts and I get so I get that I get those body armor uh orange sport drinks like at the International Delight mocha iced coffee for four dollars I don't spend five dollars per drink I got me two bananas two orange melons two pineapples yep for my shakes in the morning one two three four four pizzas I got me cheddar jalapeno Weenies and I got me six boxes of macaroni and that's Poor People's food and dude to top it all off my favorite to put in this shakes it's uh that creamy peanut butter with honey in it peanut peanut butter that's that's it oh and this one's good too I didn't get this one but this is the Minute Maid Peach punch that shit's banging man KD 3 is on gamecraft yeah yep damn don't everybody shout at me at one point we planned that oh look there's a security camera right there guys yeah don't go take a selfie way is to go past the past all right let's try this for real okay Nova for real I'm just talking man let me put that cone on your head this is a secured area let's see let's see let's see watch out for that I saw some movement over there Nova what was it there's a card right there it's hard to tell a piece of [ __ ] right there you guys talking this is a piece of [ __ ] right there dude I'm stepping it dude give away your position right there is that camera checking you dude that camera's peeping you idiot bro I'm locked in no one no one made it in [ __ ] nice dude oh somebody's sleepy ass hey sleepy yeah I did a lot of blood draw check this is what was the grand total oh my God imbeciles [ __ ] knock him out knock him out in there hey hey mama said yeah how you doing 17 times yeah dude put your mask on hold geez I'm a piece of [ __ ] really if you guys want to see where where I am oh you guys hell yeah okay now nobody don't don't hold the hostage right in front of the camera okay come on I'll just go [ __ ] myself [Music] VDS Champs I didn't even hear it I was over here looking at these two baboons [ __ ] say hi a million times I'm watching how do you take out the Mask wait here you can't dude once it's up it's up you can't bro once it's on it's on it's like the Jim Carrey The Mask it's over man get crazy what happens when we destroy a camera does anything happen oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh dude it's game time baby dude no the alarm's already [ __ ] hit so I can do that coming from Nova man that's [ __ ] unheard of he's like why did you guys [ __ ] up [ __ ] drill piece of [ __ ] drill Zach learned the piece of [ __ ] button and now he's all over it dude hell yeah it's my boy dude oh dude those are the [ __ ] dogs that they're sending on us right now oh they released the hounds bro what the [ __ ] is that dude where are they refrigerated truck and search the warehouse we're on the CIA [ __ ] we got freaking liquid nitrogen computer we're gonna cook some meth in here too Jacob remember I just love the Cash thank you I'm interacting with this [ __ ] week it's the t-virus you need to take it down and release it with the aqua cells bro where's the camera the zombies get the onion ready it's the big onion now Ruger that's where the right containers are great we're here it's your roll b-56 oh man look Freddy Krueger I don't know where the [ __ ] it is I'm just kind of wandering around it's just set up the liquor nitrogen coil we gotta find it first yep I have this here's a mouth oh you have it come over here no Come On Eileen maybe come on I like that one so finally it took forever we might have to find a crowbar um I [ __ ] myself I found it huh [Music] [ __ ] you guys oh Jacob picked up the liquidation where was it are coming down they're roping down bro you're trying to take my [ __ ] there's ammo all up in this piece deck East yard [Music] oh [ __ ] to me oh host hoes well especially in my truck dude that [ __ ] [ __ ] pumps oh I can't walk that much oh [Music] you're getting yourself okay I'm gonna be waiting for dude objectives let's go outside my little controls real quick and get my your run button for a minute no dude [ __ ] yeah you can't change item s [Music] regroup I found the nitrogen you found another another zipline and another one I don't know if we can use the zip line for but we got one so the East yard check the East b-56 yard b-56 b56 and an eighth B7 you're two minutes late dude I couldn't find the place A wise man once said never pay full price for late Pizza where the [ __ ] is the East yard at the assault team coming in oh sniper snipers Invaders from outer space bro watch out man it's over here is that a little briefcase up there it's like B right here like b50s right here b a beautiful okay East B now we gotta find what 50 something do we both got the suitcases uh we don't have no suitcases well but uh that's like you said that's East yard b-56 can we get up there no it's this one over here yeah look you guys oh here's a door open over here maybe oh nope kill the zapper oh maybe we take the zip line Bros I got a zipline maybe we set it up like just have a ride yeah I'm gonna go for that suitcase over there I wonder what that is boom which one of you guys picked up the zipline what do you got on your back Emma all right go try to set it up tomorrow to get to the next yard maybe it's over here nobody set it up let's come up to like the top point of something that I'm with zip it on the flying man we gotta get to a high point let me zip line yeah it says right here dude and then we can get into the East yard come on over here no but I'm pretty sure it's in this [ __ ] thing right here that's crazy oh [ __ ] hell oh let's go even come on here get up right here on the on the truck Jake if you got that oh no you have who has the thoughts like oh my gosh you just killed me off that tank Zach wasn't thinking on that one dude you freaking baboon off oh yeah boy Steve Frosty I figure that's what we're going to do I'm like super smart oh can we drive this [ __ ] snipers oh [ __ ] [Music] anymore okay we gotta go get the helicopter oh cool the door's open now oh what the hell's going on Uno minuto don't assault me bro I'll call the cops on you apart who's got the thermite bag where are the helicopter man your game face on you oh [ __ ] I was [ __ ] where's that sniper I'm over here trying to text and everything sexed it up oh here comes the helicopter helicopter oh he [ __ ] dropped it let's go go go [ __ ] fat taste I'm coming though this stuff was on stealth bro he didn't want to say nothing you want to give away his position your ass is mine come on dude they really need something to where it like gives you like 10 bullets eight ammo pickup because this yeah we'll do that oh yeah yeah that's like way better over there [Music] [ __ ] me yourself you coward God damn oh my God oh [ __ ] Zach dude [ __ ] that's a trickster over here all right I don't think he's dead dude I think he's just in uh he's Frozen no they've Frozen bro Michael Jackson you know like Michael Jackson do you guys need armor yep uh here's armor for you guys uh Zach take one anybody wants some ammunition while we're here uh I'm gonna need something soon here take this I can [ __ ] up the system bro hell yeah okay there's one where's the other oh my God does this girl [ __ ] up the system bro oh God Jesus Christ get on the other one get on the other one no the other one I'm on it yeah it is addictive Jesus Christ there's another up there next to you I don't know how the [ __ ] we're gonna supposed to get up there cops inbound stay on your toes how the [ __ ] do we get up there oh two got a party bag I got you bro you know if it's already inside the thing he's got it good man holding my [ __ ] grenades bro [ __ ] [Music] the [ __ ] up [ __ ] wow now who's aggressive for me piss the whip you in the [ __ ] [ __ ] oh happened I came running up on me like like it wasn't no thing man you are you are something else you are something else got me a grenade launcher now my virgin ears look for the neck my virgin ears check that so we're still checking the same yard or what's going on here yeah I love that name who's the best one Victoria where are you are you live are you busty Latina um [Music] like that man you're gonna get me busty over here itos beat this [ __ ] down with me Jacob come on he's speaking my language okay I'm out of here we're [ __ ] I mean shut up oh [ __ ] damn it I picked up these Road spikes I don't know what for you I think the part that gave me chilled was watching him off the other white guy mmm phone check [ __ ] phone check I'll send you I'll send you to hell yeah I got you I got you bro [ __ ] grenade in his face Jacob you good bro what's happening in and out help me as fast as I can baby [Laughter] get in there [Music] sorry Hector you're faster than me go save my brother tell my wife that I love her [Music] okay we're going to the same thing with Nova I got the little term right on my back [ __ ] Victory slide get out of here you Mexican get out of here we ain't like you flexed did I also make it to be honest oh my God I got shot again remember all right I got my [ __ ] I got my [ __ ] yeah it's a boyfriend everybody you don't take you back home with me Nova I'm coming I'm coming over see how immediately I come over to save your ass died on command like oh my [ __ ] leave me no never you're my boy I can't come on put the term right here on fire protect me get on top get on top guys uh ever since ever since I found a movie the menu I can never eat it again what the menu what's that yeah it's called the menu like this stuff that cooks dinner [Music] that's what he does he make that doesn't it or some [ __ ] yeah Jacob what the [ __ ] happened what the [ __ ] happened Nova I'll blame me no one's over there like hiding on top of a box dude I'm Focus people I'm trying to get I try to [ __ ] up the single over here come on jump yeah that one's kind of hard Jacob that's what she said I'm gonna go right here over here right there on my mark oh yeah you got one okay okay let me get it Jesus Christ dude holy [ __ ] where did these guys come from they just all spawned right on top of my face somebody hit me somebody oh my God it's not coming on me yeah for the [ __ ] doing somebody Jacob get me dude the world oh my gosh this guy watch this Jacob don't jump off the [ __ ] Earth well that blew all my health Zach you're the last one alive I think nope 17 times that round I blame whoever the [ __ ] was looking at that security guard in the beginning saying like hey [ __ ] security guard hey [ __ ] you [ __ ] you you just kill his ass I don't know how to do it though oh no yeah from the stupid barrels Donatello yeah [ __ ] with this [ __ ] Ready for War yeah yeah all right we already we already know what to do let's [ __ ] run it full they get to the spots come on I'll be uh stealth moding this or what yeah we already know what to do yes please please okay uh where's the camera at a card piece of [ __ ] drill piece of [ __ ] churro okay has a telephone on his butt ooh that was me oh yeah you gotta get the signal off of him okay okay okay okay I'll come over here and arrest me okay um like when he comes to arrest me I want you to take the [ __ ] off his [ __ ] okay go behind him and take his phone hurry hurry hurry his [ __ ] Jesus it's in the devil's driveway or what freeze right there okay I'm being detained just [ __ ] handcuff me bro I want you to [ __ ] [ __ ] this guy up sir off camera dude [ __ ] his ass up make sure camera is not walking either bro uh you have to mask up and then you can like uh shoot him oh do you have a suppressor on your on your gun yet James come get me I got you bro I'm trying to eat my pizza but I got you well who's this waddling towards me dude is that Zach blacked out okay I think one of you guys have to put the mask on I got you beat bro okay let's go there we go okay my mask is on for some [ __ ] room oh [ __ ] why was he by himself what's the camera all right there's a camera there oh my God and there's a camera here and there's this guy right here I need to go get a beer I'm gonna I'll get him I'll get that guy oh there's another there's another guy Fall Guys what we could do I I'm waiting for the Pummel party I don't know what this Pummel party you speak of is there's a guy coming Jake it's Mario Party get the [ __ ] down get the [ __ ] down right with like guns and stuff all right I'm gonna get this guy and better Minnie go over him to follow me yeah I'm so [ __ ] this game okay we're gonna answer his pager does he have a patreon [ __ ] Mario Party oh yeah come on dude everything all right over there yeah no problems here none whatsoever what the [ __ ] are we fighting this for I don't know I don't get this okay get that other guy and bring him over here get this guy I'm gonna throw this guy in the [ __ ] dumpster ate him to the fishes bro all right bro we're not supposed to be pushing without the [ __ ] tank oh what's happening Nova another card come on what are we doing yo let's go start crying guys what's up with this guy pay attention to this guy right here over there no no I scared my ass piece of [ __ ] can you put him down Jacob with a suppressor I'll get him hold on let me stop dude I got you bro he's like stop beating him down you're gonna get the beat down all right I killed him for you yeah answer his radio answer his radio I think I'm on it you can answer it while you pick him up there you go I control so what you doing over there Nova how are you chilling in there nothing it looks like we have two more alarms or two more radios until the alarm I can find the other computer sure that we can hop in the right direction running so poorly what's up Zach [ __ ] Stacy dick dude here let me get into a better position or you can just stand and do it that's what we said I just put my mouse nothing to see here uh pretty yeah pretty much put your mask on do you have a suppressor on your pistol or anything exactly oh dude next round try to see if you can put one on Jacob whacked that guy like nine times and he just was not he wouldn't go down he was going to call the police on me I was beating them no but how's it going in there what do you need uh I need to go on the other side oh God damn it piece of [ __ ] camera oh piece of [ __ ] that's right oh oh oh oh oh oh my god oh [ __ ] I'm getting [ __ ] up time to get going yeah I like to get [ __ ] up too watch the cameras watch the camera oh no there's another camera right up here too on this round [ __ ] yeah there's one a civilian walking down here somewhere Zach I don't know where he is he might have the blue key card watch the camera ah what the [ __ ] what happened was that what happened [Music] to find out right now is whose fault this is I'm about to [ __ ] check the backlogs hmm crazy you're crazy all right let's go all right let's go full head over to the east yard somebody got the little uh dick retractor with a thicker tractor oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh you heard of that the dick protractor it's called whiskey carry what [Music] speaks the truth sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't while you're on that what do you need number Nova what do you need uh because I have the hostage on me where did I take them you know we don't need a hostage do whatever you want with them Jacob Jacob sent out the dick retractor already just [ __ ] get it oh we need the termite they already got it activated the muffin man what do you mean you already got it activated the helicopter dropped it already no it's all this way hey yo oh my God never kill him oh watch out for the sniper Nova if I don't qualify this round um real cute I'm gonna have to write a strong inverted letter yeah hell yeah bro go to thermal it's coming in like a minute or oh [ __ ] dude oh I just [ __ ] won [Music] um eliminated eliminated you didn't qualify for my heart I was racing for your heart I was racing I was checking my little butt along oh another sniper stay there gonna try harder [Laughter] oh my God oh my whites we got white people here drop the basket oh my trigger figures oh dude the funniest Story of My Life man you should look great oh [ __ ] [ __ ] that's a bobble head oh no I don't understand the trainer figure is broken man they don't have like health insurance how are they gonna eat them do they still have health insurance they got all the uh government are they gonna pop a cap in someone's ass oh they're gonna [ __ ] pop our capful I drink a Pepsi oh yeah you ever try to open up Pepsi with a broken trigger finger pool [ __ ] monopol is two yes oh my God you like to get [ __ ] up yeah I like to get [ __ ] up too yeah I bet you do yeah now take a moment to regroup is there um Universal Horror zombies is that guy with Universal Studios [Music] you have be in the Kyle Gas project maybe oh no but you're right next to a freaking blow up Ken watch out man is that God is fine [Music] on you ready yeah she did not just call them Mexican ice Mexican assis bro [ __ ] watching you bro [ __ ] watching you bro where the hell back here who needs it uh Nova or Zach [Music] what these guys are uneasy why do they take so many shots oh oh Jacob oh I've heard of me what are you doing go around go around the leaf down let's go oh [ __ ] [ __ ] God damn it thank you I don't think I've ever seen I heard this Nova be this year yeah seriously we got the [ __ ] money on the line bro yeah oh what the [ __ ] is this dude he's in the zone right now not right now chief of this Zone this is my new haircut oh my [ __ ] yeah God damn dude talking about the band The Killers yeah yeah okay helicopter [Music] oh we need uh the helicopter bag but it's still the same spot I'll keep this [ __ ] counterclocked oh [ __ ] [ __ ] sec I mean uh Nova blood on you oh come on Jesus Christ thanks for the [ __ ] [ __ ] Dirty Mike and the boys thanks for the flapjack but the flapjack titties oh my gosh I'm gonna [ __ ] get I'm getting [ __ ] rocked by something dude oh I think I'm down I'm back right next to you yeah I'm on it thank you stay away from my brother Zach we got a break we got a break I think the homos are regrouping grouping now it's our time to strike when you said that I just had the KitKat theme song just running through my head and it was really annoying like I annoyed myself up yeah you said we needed a break and it just started in my head going yeah okay ma'am I could go for some cake right now oh I established that already I just feel like a fat ass now [Music] yeah we have to find some way to get more ammo because this is [ __ ] [ __ ] Zachy [ __ ] noodle oh thank you thank you the shotgun's way better I'm gonna change the shotgun after this who took the thermal I don't have anymore uh Zach had it oh [ __ ] hell stop using those stupid barrels you're always [ __ ] up with them armor armor here for my boys should I be oh [ __ ] no they're all here they're okay oh somebody's about to get injured look at me what's up it's me he's got him in the head and I got the shield all right how many armors are there seven okay somebody's about to get zapped supper is pride oh [ __ ] hell dude where are you guys not you guys they're all a [ __ ] top dude what the [ __ ] yeah get on top and Reign death on them that's why they're spawning and they're raining death on an even higher level than me you're getting worried that grenade [ __ ] murder everybody yep okay now we got the little GPS thing [Music] let's do it oh [ __ ] hell okay there's one there's two I'll stand on this one right here Jesus that's a lot of people on top yeah that's what I'm saying dude like every time I get on top they'll spawn right there right now bro you're more of a bottom aren't you uh sometimes yes but I like taking control just [ __ ] bitching out of somebody so buddy so Buster you better watch out I'm not sure you're next I'm not your your next damn bro he just took it there I'm not your buddy guys who are you calling [ __ ] friend tell me let's go pick it on the channel um a [ __ ] you got this stuff no but let's go still cover time watch out for this landline you guys got the goodies yeah Nova has it he's responsible if anything happens don't worry no I'll make sure you're well taken care of it's gonna give you a handy I'm talking about electric shaft of the balls [Music] oh we gotta bring it to the truck okay three and a half [Music] yo [ __ ] kill that [ __ ] get in I'm trying to it's like glitching the private truck for transmission okay I guess get outside there's another one we can get we want to get it another yeah good good how's that Barrel oh [ __ ] there's a big one I got grenade [Music] set up the tire strips where do I set them up I got them I'm going I'm going to set up the tire strips all right they're up oh sniper I'm on it come on tires are up time to escape we go this way yes yes yes [ __ ] this level we're done another grenade [ __ ] you guys you're playing again oh man look at that 300K bro bro yeah what happened to all those where were the bags in the just those two things that we got out of the trucks where were the others yeah they said you can go look around for a bunch of [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] that dude it was like not a good level [Music] all right let's load this puppy out real quick get that shotgun what a shotgun always forget to call him the grenade launcher man we play these like 30 minute runs and I keep forgetting I call it in all the time it just well I called it in on that rooftop level with the paintings and it spawned on like the docks way out there and I was like I'm not getting that but you know who was getting there oh yeah that was so funny so he's like they're [ __ ] on me yeah it was a trap man oh you can get a silencer on that [ __ ] okay are we needing oh hold on I'll get this I got the Silence from the shotgun oh [ __ ] I could do two additional charges for uh oh what in the all right damn their ammo specialist is the [ __ ] let's talk about any general regenerate your armor as long as you have grit what gives me Grit goes apart if you have a part you got grit and then you put a couple points into determination will you be good to go two additional charges bro [Music] foreign mode is there still like the find a job mode I couldn't find that there's no agents right now there's got to be other content and these five missions that we're playing nope you can start it now that's fine all right I had some of my associates do a little digging on Mason Laurent he's a rattlesnake deaf fella as far as anyone can tell he makes his home in this year penthouse you can expect yeah Custom Security involves Panic rooms a whole nine yards we got word the encryption Keys you're after stored on a small hard drive probably I just want the [ __ ] nose ring I don't want the [ __ ] eyebrow thing God damn fella cautious task so keep your weights about you no he's ready to go [ __ ] oh [ __ ] was a quick accident in Palm Springs and that's why it took forever for me to get home two cars went into the back of a bus and then there's a [ __ ] car on top of them so it smooshed that car I guess besides that's always roughly I'm gonna make a joke but yes probably all right ladies and gentlemen I am ready are you are you them yeah I was gonna say it's always a little rough when you go in from behind I've announced oh my god oh dude Jack [ __ ] think of all the families yeah yes joke right there man you're gonna keep laughing now I got a good laugh on that one that was really good what a [ __ ] [Music] oh what's she naked now bro hell yeah man [Laughter] big kitty no nipple [ __ ] that'd be cool man yeah ready I literally oh my gosh dude ready we'll make it my game I'm partially everywhere oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] naked bro hey there they are the nipples okay okay the cybernetic nipples cyborg necklace it's like hey I got this guy guys I got this guy you ready Gage wait there's a camera right there there's okay there's a camera Zach what the heck are you doing this trying to trick me into gauging this guy right in the face Nova's over there Nova I'm the best [ __ ] does he have anything on his butt yeah I'm gonna try to scan I'm gonna get into my skin is you say Readiness yeah that's how you say it bro that's how it's pronounced in the medical book bro um yeah coming from stem and whatever you call Zell the delay bill there you go zelay uh let's see I mean push man push get it out uh you guys ready to drop it on these Landing Strip um I don't like hold on there's guys over there in a business suit you guys are talking too much that was a lot of like um this is a piece of [ __ ] there's a guy right there you want to look see I'm just here going back and forth through all of your guys's streams really looking too cute in your fish soup they said to my only fans huh I got an only fans you guys want to link down below link down below have you no shame bro reflexes you guys sign up for feet Finders I have feet why do I care about that I don't want to look at it all the time oh there's people who will paved to see other people's feet oh yeah it's crazy I actually sell mine who wants to be the first one to blow this the couch what do you mean what games do I have yeah very many I'll buy I'll I'll gift you per Pummel party you can just um share it I'm done to play Loki I can download it [ __ ] dude actually you guys don't need to share it to each other on the steam chair please just start the uh start the game and then go to your friends list and put like invite to play like couch this guy got me gotta Beyond lock right here bro one person's internet to be good yeah I think everyone has their own copy except for her yeah just one person sure oh the [ __ ] out of here nice nice with this [ __ ] what's your Escape I should have known I got him come on I'm over here [ __ ] hacking the Mainframe oh drop the c word I love I love that word is your picture yes nice see you next Tuesday there's a grind core band named see you next Tuesday [Music] how the hell is yeah [Music] okay I feel like Miss shitty like the [ __ ] like the big ass blade oh yeah there you go that was a good movie I thought you said my shitty dildo yeah I'm a good one it's like it's like Del Taco it's like let's not go to that Del Taco let's go to the non-shitty one down the street yeah yeah let's go let's go Del Taco has Burgers what the hell yeah they get this big booty Burgers one time I got a small burger at Del Taco and I had a fish bone on that yeah but not anymore [Laughter] all right let's see oh so we're not gonna find the codes [Music] I think she said that she's gonna just send us something to burn through it they're coming in 30 seconds right here there's a nice bath big enough for two here boom right in the face the back of the head dude I shut his eyeballs out same with you [ __ ] and you [Music] I'm so dead oh my gosh Jacob yeah boy The Shield all right opening up that fire Shields broken [ __ ] I can't pay it damn it [Music] there's so much going on but it's so much fun though yeah I love it [ __ ] get off my hostage or I just hate myself oh [ __ ] me I'm trying to learn this character no and what does it matter she has no ass do it I need a good ass I need me a good ass and all of a sudden your ears Perka come all ears bro all ears you MVP that's currico [Music] oh my gosh 30 seconds hard in here come on wow noise [Music] [Music] [Laughter] look at this find an alpha clearance okay [ __ ] away it's on any of the uh no but you okay dude oh man I'm down I'm coming thank you oh my God I closed the door on them song is like yeah I got some yeah I'm looking for some beans can we get to the office I think it's a yeah yeah come over here to me this is so funny please dude should I buy a bong oh you got it right there too yeah oh yeah I had one when I took it from the kids since when from when I was doing the security oh this guy's trying to close the door on us a week I used it at all to dilute their minds oh my [ __ ] too bad I got my [ __ ] anti-stunt percon idiot I saw right through that flash yeah you Indians whoa whoa okay access to panic sounds great we're gonna have to uh piece of [ __ ] oh it's gonna blow oh God another way all quiet now because of the engines thing because of the engine thing the hardest [ __ ] hard as a rock bro yeah when I get hard I get quiet oh you guys got engaged in all different sides there go [ __ ] this [ __ ] access the Panic Room dude I am always full on ammo man I'm about to drop this ammo hurricane yeah drop it I mean like um who's talking about number four clients dude we only deal with number one yeah ah it's it's cyberpunk watch it really yeah to experience something like that before grenade out good man what the [ __ ] was a civilian doing up here uh he's been following me all right hold my pocket hold my pocket [ __ ] oh Thompson girls coming to my work too oh my God what do you work now man uh yeah I'm in the theater Yama Moco theater tell me as a group said hi yeah my Discord party yeah they all said hi hello or if he says like hey I was a guard and I'd like start telling him how it's actually going he does not listen to his stand-up comedy routine yeah he has his whole bit about like he goes to the bank and says how's it going and guys like get ready it's okay the drill's done it is like okay don't answer with good [ __ ] get this foreign I don't know but I took a picture of him so I'm ready God damn zapper I see in the back of your [ __ ] eyeballs Jacob move right up yeah oh no no say something dude are you getting mounted like that easier Judo get him in half guy bro you tried to Peg he does nothing to hear about it but he couldn't get it up though right oh hey give it up yeah okay so what what numbers what numbers are hit me okay so we got [ __ ] six Eights six five wait six eight six five oh my God six three four five seven eight nine man no way you're probably gonna blow me up with a [ __ ] uh thingy did you get the gift from scheme where's the safe at yeah cool oh you got it Jacob yeah I'm on it all right man steal the jewels give them to your loved ones get out of here [ __ ] I need armor now after that there you go guys ammo I do not know Jacob you good bro you want you need help yeah I'm almost got it yeah I'll [ __ ] do it right now cool it keep him off me this is [ __ ] grenading everybody I just need more time all right everybody take a baggie oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] ing right yeah did you get it yes it's a what oh is that your little perv it or lose it sister let's go I got that right Jacob got that Rush perk on or something cocaine oh where do we go I mean they don't want they don't want to do bubble party I'll be down for about this s p card there you have it I have it I have it love it all right come get more come get more come get more where oh [ __ ] I'm ready pizza dude bro I only ate two slices so far because I had those French breads on black [ __ ] boy either way it's fine it doesn't matter the toast I remember this one place that I worked at had a toaster oven oh my God I would bring like grilled cheese and [ __ ] to work and people would be like oh what the [ __ ] is that I have like the garlic butter and everything [ __ ] tasting on it and everything they're like [ __ ] yeah they're like oh come on man come on dude thank you come on don't slip in the mother [ __ ] up I'm Jelly bro that's great no it's not it's not grape dude grape hair Zack there was a bunch oh there's one more bag that I need help with I got rid of the goddamn Shield what does that mean all right I think we're taking all the bags over here grab grab a bag you guys need ammunition I need grenade [ __ ] grenade right on my face I'm down I'm down got it pick me up I'm on it thank you thank you thank you don't pick me up okay yeah I'm gonna do armor packs down oh who's down [ __ ] I think Nova has a drive we can't leave without him nor would we be in the Florida I [ __ ] have to I had to bounce dude I'm [ __ ] up here three more three four more bags I'm trying to like you better not get the [ __ ] out of there pick up some more loot if you want yeah remember that movie oh yeah Jack Black Man I hate my job I'm down I'm down I'm here let's see I'm here man where you at bro off the top of the stairs I'll gauge him in the back hell yeah that's for permission first I want to be big I want to be alone oh my [ __ ] who's up here [ __ ] me there's a whole bunch of people behind you I think in the corner I'm down I'm down down bro you're up I'm coming back at 103 seconds how many seconds oh why is 58 and mine was like 106. Zach over there [ __ ] unloading Zach we need you with like a big mg a little there you go get these sacks in there yeah you guys people are roping down in front of Jacob s how much time yes 28 seconds class exec you guys get all the bags or no pick me up I'm on it Zach I'm coming I'm here yep [Music] two more bags two seconds I'm here I'm in get in get in get in get him thank you come on hurry up grenade out oh [ __ ] haunt me dude on us you're a Grenade on myself what the [ __ ] lay off of him dude we [ __ ] did it hell yeah oh I got a new pistol all right we beat the game good job everybody they get all those bags we got pretty much money to get yeah we got almost all of them dude [ __ ] the whole [ __ ] ton of money I think a couple of Zacks are missing yeah well I think Zach had one on his back when he came in no I threw it in what happened to the ones with the white powder are you holding out on us bro all right well now we're gonna play harder Mission um harder I'm gonna reset my skill tree see what I can do it didn't unlock any new content for us those missions are not good I'm gonna tell you that like the bank one and like the dealer wanted to find like all these go to the office and encrypt the freaking database like no no no no that is not what I think I'm gonna be the tank guy [Music] oh nice hell yeah all right which mission was your favorite Jacob it's not even about the jury oh [ __ ] yeah excuse me any wins I can burp Central over here huh where are the armor bags two additional ammo bag medic bag blender tank uh okay yeah [Music] there's a lot of cash just sitting in this branch bank waiting to be stolen let's get you back in the saddle this is a small branch bank usually low traffic but there's been a mix-up in the money transport schedule meaning there's a lot more cash than usual in the vault decide how you want to do this beat the security gate and quietly gain access to the Vault or go in guns blazing and burn your way through the roof did you know there's a mod for a Baldur's Gate that allows you to use wasd to move there's no rest for the wicked that would be sweet it's actually like a game changer so nice to use [Music] foreign how is my shotgun level weapon zero after I just [ __ ] up all those fools because you ain't [ __ ] I guess the tricks [Music] foreign cash bro whoa oh he's like that man he gets like that [Music] all right you little rap scallions yeah you don't say that call me a [ __ ] rap skinly you ready yep are you ready what's going on or what bro dude I bet you won't last 30 seconds putting it on Overkill uh you want very hot you want do all hard very hard or Overkill ER hey hey Victor slow down here man [Music] so we could try it I think I doubt that we have like the perks and everything to destroy just go one up from what we were what is one up okay yeah let's try that yeah [Music] are you serving another payday game oh yeah we're doing another payday game we think this is what do you think this is hey day night baby night baby I'm down it is for me at least me passed out all right ready up here oh who's cracking open a cold one it was me I am guilty look at all you shotgun novices except for Zach he's die I don't know where he was I like your fit it's streaming your fit I like my outfits [ __ ] white City hahaha okay Chance are we playing the hardest book yeah you could have up to eight people play oh hell yeah that's a [ __ ] one two three four five six seven eight nine all right Jacob you're out I'm just kidding well we have seven people in we got in here right now okay we're doing stealth or loud now we need to get together the gate store is sealed magnetically you have to disable the power okay all right Powers off bro Powers off exactly say hi to that guy one more time really fun with like only two this car guard over there I don't know let me find my two people yeah bro so long as you're fun yeah hey hey hey hey hey hey nobody nobody oh my God don't move little [ __ ] arrest you foreign [Music] again [Applause] thank you what hit the floor down don't move you're boring me he's empowering at me just want some excitement I'm gonna go grab a beer I'll be right back I'm gonna die oh fun is oh I got one I got a hostage I have a hostage damn why are you so dark all open what are you throw them at where you throw the hospital undo the bed trade them for more time under the bed this girl she's fine you funny girl you funny sometimes oh that's cool foreign negotiations are over there's like five people over here that we can negotiate with no exactly the vault [ __ ] play another music ah sniper on the roof faster if you add more bags to the fire just don't [ __ ] overdo it okay hello buongiorno oh that was to win make it here is [Music] what do I want gas mask oh they have a they have a hockey mask but his ass mask bro your point we're like a breeder zapper's dick I'll be white of course you would dude you would take the white privilege over someone oppressed any day wouldn't you oh yeah we gotta turn this [ __ ] on right here um do you have a keyboard get the [ __ ] out so basically if you open up this room right here it'll tell you what wires okay I'm ready um ready um did we figure out which uh Vault this is anyone hold a number are you ready I sounded so sad what's the number for the log for you uh hold on I got it right now you don't know the green shotgun Jesse what do you mean a green shot got that water pistol dude yeah I got the same I got the same man on it as well all right the cheese burglar bro from McDonald's hamburger I'm not trying to get freaking copyright struck Zach's coming off the whole freaking week already I don't think they'll learn from his mistakes the Sham burglar thank you I have no idea how to play this is not yeah I don't know where the [ __ ] nobody knows broke he left us Okay so it's a board game it's like Mario Party [Music] first you choose how you want your character to look you're going with the chicken I don't gave me a shark head in there there is a hockey mask in there all right guys okay I died yeah again he's always jumping off the roof and then if you press ready saved you guys [Music] get ready [ __ ] is that good [ __ ] good [ __ ] Nova I'm trying to see what I throw the thermal at in the in the freaking this right here you're throwing it all again yeah just toss one in there if you get it too hot the sprinklers activate but I think it's like spacebar to also don't let the puck in the bottom left is almost done so that's where the treasure chest is there's a goblin right there [Music] I'm suing [Music] all right is it done yet this way yeah so all we're doing is waiting for this thing turn it down oh I got him with a throat shot Jacob did you hear that so if you press I don't know what the key is or to look at the map but you could uh R I believe yeah and then you can look around and see where you need to go the chest is the main goal so and that glowy thing uh to go the opposite way I mean you can go the opposite way that's what I did tell me idiots all right go one way like each Direction only goes one way so it'll just loop back around all right wait wait wait we gotta wait for them to get the bike back so in order to get to the chest you have to go come on man let's go okay so how do I go so like click the arrow all right all right wants to unlock the door and just get the die pack I'm gonna start at the far right somebody started the title hit it and then and then after every round oh I hate this one okay so there's many games you'll see it briefly but then you have to remember where it goes foreign not bad I'm back here you scum drop your bag Zach you still have your bag just a forewarning press space to start yes [ __ ] listening Jesus [ __ ] it all right this printing perk is great oh [ __ ] I think if he's alive I got a sniper zombie why bro I'm being impressed I'm down [ __ ] there's a bag let's break him up I got four seconds replay party this has three wanted to play oh [ __ ] you want to play Pokemon party guys I heated up some um oh [Music] you want to copy and pastry I'm down I'm down I'm on it okay I'm gonna get you guys doing now help Jacob get you guys got him I think you got them both I don't have my sweet ass perk where I could just yell at you from a million miles away I invited LeBron Jordan what the [ __ ] ing boys oh I got shot down uh oh I need to invite or I need help check us down did you I have 18 seconds I'm in the middle of the street they have a shield and a sniper no grenades or something 10 seconds all right look at all these grenades hell yeah that's what you get oh my God what is this five seconds Zach where are you Zach I'm out he's dead it's up to you Nova I think yeah oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] me [ __ ] me [ __ ] I'm spawning in 100 seconds can I get you I think we lost it over dude we got too greedy bro Got Two Greedy bro God damn we all we gotta do is restart the level oh yeah coming in huh we gotta move faster hey what's up yeah why what do you want yeah close it God damn it let me see what do I want to do [Music] your chicken pollo chicken little bro El Pollo no Jessica booted uh what is that why it's looking all weird for me because you're a cheater it doesn't say that across my name so apparently I'm not I'm Legit in fact I am too legit therefore I must quit I need to invite Dallas spot bro maybe I can just join you guys you can join us you guys are joining the building yeah okay I had to make it more than three people so we needed I'll get it open oh yeah I have it on okay can I change it here no I think I need him you guys gotta restart it yeah I I have it on invite only oh chance I'm uh talking to everybody in case sorry dude wait what oh talking to everybody in Payday I'm so mad right now why is he mad because he kicked us all out so that you guys could play yeah I thought because you said you're going to join I thought you were going to join us oh no no all right what made you think that was it because when you asked that if you're enjoying he said yes what is this I have all these other heists that are locked Zach be more specific okay okay yeah be more specific it's Pacific it's more specific fiscal [ __ ] with an F [Laughter] oh there Zachary magaha back the [ __ ] out and invite me you can join I tried joining like five times it wouldn't let me thank you waiting on you clown uh yeah if you get oh my gosh party yes sir let's make a [ __ ] pumbling party [Music] what are you guys you gotta reset again I have to buy it I don't have it no we could um Vector access it you can screenshot here you guys through the back door what I gotta I gotta slow down here I'm getting a little too ahead of myself so should I just wait yeah yes yes and the zombies are coming somebody who's friends with everyone make the party and so that way me I don't spend all that time that'd be Jesus right now wow I don't know why that was so funny see invite only will do that you're grinding my [ __ ] gears [ __ ] you guys um if I plug in my controller for this yeah what map do you guys want to play can you make it easy it's my first time same here it's my second time I have absolutely no [ __ ] idea what I'm doing and I don't think there's like it's really it's like playing Monopoly there is no like easy mode okay how do we I already bought it oh me what the [ __ ] well then yeah well then money bags okay I thought you were playing with us yeah yeah I thought you were like the only one that said that I was gonna play it's a bunch of [ __ ] things that's it yep good you got me first step all right where's the invite bro [Music] three minutes I'll be right back we got my phone it's got four minutes [Music] shoot it it's the wheel pray for the yard Lord that you wake up in the morning [Music] wake up in the morning pray to the yard Lord [Music] excuse me [Music] like another bowl of the marijuana [Music] you're engaged YouTubers [Music] you engaged in what they call Le Buddha cannabis [Music] I don't like your attitude micro aggressions do not get ahead of ourselves here did I tell you guys about that sexual harassment thing where the guys are like I think you're hot I want to have sex okay all right they're like you guys got to do this and so I brought it home and uh I was doing it and I was reading it to Oh okay that's what it was Becca and Brett my my stepdad and so I was like you guys what's the answer to this one and um it said okay like Mike says oh speak of the devil there's eenie meeny right there um I'll tell them that sexual harassment thing that I was doing last night where I was like Mike says that like Bethany is hot and that he wants to have sex with her is that considered sexual harassment if he consistently doesn't it yeah it's a compliment that's what I was thinking and so I was like dude honestly like if it said if he said it once no but if he's like persistent I mean what did I say there's a better there's a better way to say it so yes but still sexually I mean I guess that's sexual harassment what's another way to tell you that you're hot and that you want to have sex or he wants to have sex with you you just don't say that to your co-workers you just don't say it well I know that's a better way of saying it that's true correct [ __ ] okay thank you I think we're waiting for people already [Music] it's like Mario Party oh that's cool oh I'm watching fall asleep [Music] in my horsey [Music] uh if somebody shares me the game [Music] well let me know how to share the game [Music] bro it's easy all you could do is go on your team's friends list it's already too [ __ ] late I already started it wait wait wait we're not kidding you go what oh [Music] yeah wait you're gonna do it let's play together thing so if you go to the friends list right click on this it should say like let's share a place yeah uh uh find games to play together okay a remote play together here's this one excuse me excuse me okay did you get an invite Jacob just the regular yeah I got it you got it there you go I mean I got you I got you boo-boo oh I can invite another friend oh wait you said you're going to bed never mind yeah I'm just so tired but I'll watch you guys [Music] this guy's this guy is straight Red Bar in it whoa [Music] yeah my circuits are overloaded okay who here has dope ass internet because apparently I don't think I have enough to like no you can't get it up I don't know can I show it to him well I think Jacob's internet's not gonna be good enough that's a problem though bro and I call the FBI ome okay yeah yeah fast enough we'll try Twinkies next [Music] stop streaming to Stacy suicide what the [ __ ] do you mean [Music] yeah um yeah you you do it Carlos [ __ ] Carlos it says you it says failed it says you don't have the license for this game dude man [Music] I'm sure man I just bought it full um [Music] you [ __ ] lameful give me a remote play access information hey expensive oh I messed up expensively [Music] hell yeah all right got the [ __ ] connect now let's get it up boom straight in hell yeah dude no problems man I'm about to make me a [ __ ] peanut butter and jelly is it peanut butter and cheese okay so now Jacob you're here let me invite you yeah I'm already playing yes yeah since they're split screen he just needs to join a slot [ __ ] there we go hack Tire one and three I got both my [ __ ] signed in yeah you can't be [ __ ] cheating as three other characters okay get rid of one [Music] no get rid of one do I just can't you can just make the max player seven true history I should probably let you stream so um [Music] [Music] [ __ ] and three hey Victoria why I want to let it go it won't let me do it Victoria we are waiting today can you talk to your friend please and tell her to get this tell her to get it up going I want Victoria all right guys I'm going to bed yeah dude is that a hot dog Vlog over there loading in the air it won't let me know let me she's not pressing enter and [ __ ] there we go oh yeah baby we got this going down here who was it who's Pumpkinhead oh my God you guys who's the pumpkin we'll [ __ ] find out look at this Richard Simmons Cape ass having ass [ __ ] [Laughter] [Music] what's the name who is this guy [Music] oh yeah big money [Music] [ __ ] alien head where's nine this one I can go to the star over here man um anytime we get damaged you drop all your keys there's really no reason to choose Keys Nova you [ __ ] novasito dude you're a little eight dude pick a [ __ ] nine let me get that blood baby [Music] oh my God no but it's straightforward turn your mic off hole oh he get the dill pickle come on baby Big Money Baby come on nine oh she's going for the [ __ ] oh no yeah [Music] Rock chopped on her head yeah that's regular Hector I think clicking Bell bro no that's one two hectar one two pack Tower okay Twinkies come on baby Luchador Madness yes like Christ came over there we go pick up all them cheese dude there's some [ __ ] bro pick up everybody's keys all right all right here we go press spacebar navigate through this [ __ ] this is going to be obnoxious yeah you kind of just like comfortable Jacob has a ball [Music] oh there I am [Music] go up and over the leaf bro how do you drop how are you jump man you got a job no jumping no jumping you're you're just you just have to move as fast dude I just got flicked all the way to the other side of the map blue this is rocking these apples you got this before [Music] dude I don't like the yellow guy [Music] [Applause] oh God baby go go go go go oh my God [Music] [ __ ] I almost lost the [ __ ] out of that one I had like hyper hyper boost please God damn it this game was rude oh [ __ ] got the air conditioner dropped on him how do you pick money one two three did I die oh really [ __ ] turn the whole map around now let's go in the other way yeah it was crazy beautiful big monies [Music] teleporter you teleported to that stupid ass maze dude oh my God bam [Music] oh [ __ ] oh dude look at all them keys [Music] yep here come all the keys suction up [Music] [Music] my chicken head oh my god dude right on the [ __ ] keys give me that Victoria with a comeback baby 150 snackarooses how do you get all of it it gives it to the pretty one oh who just got [ __ ] cyberjacked okay oh that's some [ __ ] you're not supposed to read the rules you're supposed to just press enter and [ __ ] have at it in the middle space bro enter a space whatever it is okay where am I okay left side I'm on the right did you guys suck at this game stay away from me stay away from me the lasers are gonna follow me who's who are these Deadpools over here hey hey [Music] you hear that music oh my gosh someone hit me hard hey I think I finished top three come on nacho with a hundred and one [ __ ] big ones [Music] let's go dude if only I had my other character smack him in the back of the head with a [ __ ] thing Bob you're gonna blow up dude oh [Applause] yes oh man okay Jacob's got them all back Victoria got like four um [Music] and he gets a three you know the devil hell yeah if you choose blood they lose all their keys all right big money big money hey what if I can't hear mommy don't let me know lucky fool oh [ __ ] lucky boy leave me alone take all my keys oh no [Music] I got lucky [Music] oh it's just a host privilege that's all oh what's this white one dude the start space [Music] yeah she's gonna [ __ ] get terminated you know what uh oh he's throwing a crazy Bean he's throwing a [ __ ] crazy Bean I hope it goes right back yeah 14 big ones big money it's a hectare Zach [Music] ER [ __ ] oh yeah dude everyone has hit that space yep thank you oh boy he's got this seven I'm richer than all of you could buy the right direction no the right direction as in the correct or Direction oh my God yeah yeah I'm coming up right behind you baby hell yeah and you died Oh I thought he got like I thought he just got blasted so hard he like flew over there but okay he died elephant [Music] what come on chicken head [Music] look at that Jacob Jacob is that you no exactly I ain't bro when you're done shark attack bro s hide Among The Fakes uh activating five beacons all right oh wait it was a shark though uh just I guess we'll find out most likely Victoria [Music] and eat all of you we're gonna check just something for your record yourself uh Nova Nova's still reading yeah he's like yeah bro all you gotta do is call the [ __ ] rescue helicopter helicopter oh man let me go over here with this tank dude [Music] thank you [Music] what's the remote it's a beacon oh we have to get the beacon I think how the [ __ ] am I supposed to be killing people that's X you press Q on people attack it was any of the [ __ ] rules why don't you read Paul oh did I hit somebody what's your name eat that [ __ ] that's a good one helicopter helicopter bone Daddy has escaped everybody has escaped dude everybody's [ __ ] out of here oh wait why is it all black I could do it bro because someone's not there someone hasn't gone rescued yet and then get rescued because the main one [ __ ] babysitter bro you didn't see that coming bro oh she got we all got first and she got straight seventh out of them if you ain't personal ass dude this chicken is gonna [ __ ] suck on this fat rocket right now come on for a lunar Landing so Jacob's chicken with him oh my keys still okay so who's this guy this is me but you can't you need 40 cubes where are all our keys dude we had like thousands of them you just got rocketed didn't you okay you're just on the playing field like someone has to pick him up I thought of here okay [ __ ] yeah not one of these freaking baskets are gonna get my keys good it ain't gonna be you I'll [ __ ] I'll drive you oh no [Music] my [ __ ] look at all those keys over there dude oh yeah it wasn't ready back to the graveyard with you bro 222. wow for what yeah that's where all of our keys went I guess nobody set for life somebody [ __ ] snipe his lights out real quick dude back your turn Zach I do have I do have a exploding dildo jumping jacks oh Zach you're gonna go the wrong way like I did yes I went straight into the [ __ ] wall that was right next to me [Music] man [ __ ] sent me [ __ ] client I didn't do that to him why you do that to me fool there's my body oh um I do have a rocket too dildo it's like it's gonna blow up by the time what a dude there go all the [ __ ] ways I just didn't think I'd get the bomb all the way over there before it exploded he has 100 I believe [Music] Nova you think you're winning this bro you wanna share the [ __ ] well okay I want to give it to uh Nacho's time to shine oh magnet I'm about to suck one of you off of this but I think I'm I'm playing it strategically okay Carlos is over there getting shit-faced so he's gonna be kind of like no threat in a in a couple minutes okay but oh my God you just came back to life come on V oh this is my favorite one you punched you and left button and you jump at space you up the middle and find a cheeseburger oh hell yeah I like cheeseburgers cheddar burgers man oh hell yeah oh we went to a boom get [ __ ] rock what are you hey Google oh my God King of the mountain over here man [ __ ] [ __ ] life though bro [ __ ] bang on me fools come over here how am I getting knocked out way over here foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] I guess it's Whoever has the [ __ ] King of the mountain over there yeah oh my God I'm starving I don't even know what this does it's a thing I'm [ __ ] started I wanna I wanna make a sandwich but I want that chicken sandwich that you made me one come get it come get it oh here's the here's the [ __ ] rotor race oh the mystery mystery mystery maze [ __ ] that mystery amazing you play the airplane the diversity racer is like a drifting one that's my phone [Music] [ __ ] [Music] I just appreciate my ride oh somebody's gonna get sucked off right now oh you know you got that no you need to you need to back that back if that's the magnet what is that yeah the magnets only for the keys right yeah but I think it's two keys out of people oh damn phone oh [ __ ] [Music] dude look at all these Keys over here God damn your boys hey we're really playing up to five five yeah five goblins man it's gonna take two days well I didn't know that's [ __ ] somebody said Jesse go ahead and post it and I said okay [Music] [Music] whoever gets two goblins wins okay we'll just leave it at that because [Music] go too far because yeah I like it this way that way you know what the [ __ ] is that yeah I don't know Zach what are you doing oh he gave himself Health dude wow anything's my other [ __ ] wow that's beautiful bro oh if you go the right way you can't use my technique dude you gotta say it with charm and vigor no dude nice all right I'm about to [ __ ] I think that's why I put the house on this character though [ __ ] go [Music] oh no oh no oh you got lucky fool no my keys [Music] this is you this is you Silva oh yeah my boy hell yeah my boy you can't even open it yeah you can [Music] I hope I'm next I hope I'm fixed the game's rigged dude Mexicans hey yeah yeah hey you over here like hey oh if you can somebody get to run uh that exclamation point will [ __ ] it up for me yeah and I'd get another one like immediately I think oh hell yeah the airplane racing one with this [ __ ] who who are we playing with was it I didn't know how to do this all right hopefully it works on this one because uh the hook off of me who Chris died already yeah you come back to life hard to control it's actually really good oh my God who the [ __ ] keeps crashing next to me man little friend died hell yeah again [Music] and how like slightly racist that elephant dude was a big guy I don't even know boy just like listen to act that they decided to go with for him I don't even remember trying to show off are you right behind me Nova yeah yeah my boy foreign thing [Music] you have a punching thing yeah who the [ __ ] is this man the [ __ ] out of my face got knocked into Oblivion I only have one hell this is so funny oh my god oh is that you Jacob where am I gonna get teleported to what is it oh oh man I'm dead [Music] hello I'm [ __ ] dead [Music] I should have never punched you into Oblivion I'm sorry Jacob Zack I'm sorry Zach oh I was right that was right there too God damn it uh oh what do you mean uh oh no oh what are you doing no [ __ ] jumping beans over here I don't give a [ __ ] I'm dead already [Music] don't know you want to get the person you want to get the purse at the other side dude a kid [Music] ain't no one will get this but there's a guy there's a guy all the way at the bottom left dude yeah yeah and he was nowhere he had to go around the entire map to go [Music] I wish I knew who these fools were man I'm always confused on whose turn it is it tells you you're on top oh [ __ ] but it happens too oh wow really [ __ ] all of us up for like 13 Health each through [Music] through okay everyone except for you and 14 not 13. all right we gang up against this Luchador and he [ __ ] induces that with [ __ ] nine okay [Music] ah see look at this guy right here this is the closest Twinkies hey what's up you better come up with so many keys right now oh yep 90 of the keys are in that one corner oh [ __ ] suit of armor over here and he's protected what is so that just protects you yeah basically [Music] little [ __ ] [Music] slap all those [ __ ] up somebody come come in with one of those [ __ ] uh use your weapons get him uh you don't have the cracking ball [Music] you look for like which one yeah first you have full health I think she lasted I just wanted to use something that was cool that was cool oh my God it didn't it doesn't matter he got sent to the shadow Realm all right Zach your turn foreign [Music] [Music] all right okay okay no problem no problem I was really good at the ice gyms in Pokemon so this should be a breeze literally bling oh [ __ ] doing doing [Music] [Applause] oh man you idiots all right where do we go this way okay oh this way okay [Music] oh I [ __ ] turned into a damn Ice Cube [Music] [Applause] [Music] whoever's behind me is gonna get [ __ ] up we'll go up [Music] oh what the [ __ ] it jumped for me slow [ __ ] [Music] he wasn't ready baby [Applause] Victoria where you at girl where you at girl yeah hey congrats on the first place yeah Zach she was a [ __ ] first place oh my God come on I hear you dunking it over there good job [Music] one two Jacob no that's Zack no no you can't film dude I'm too laggy I can't get first place like that are you kidding me I think I can get first place like that Zach roll see I'm [ __ ] those are hungry Birds huh dude punch his [ __ ] lights out yeah Zach oh no see what does Nova have up his sleeve they're popsicle they found it's melting and dripping on his wrists no but we know it's you dude you're the pumpkin head come on we already know bro [Music] Nova what the [ __ ] never where you at girl probably so he probably said that he was gonna leave but like super quiet like he always does this oh there go your six coins to me [Music] yeah nobody has any keys do I have anything well [ __ ] Carlos is about to come up on a [ __ ] ton of them yeah you're down there as a cactus man oh and the [ __ ] map turn baby foreign I hope so oh I got a [ __ ] 12 gauge y'all best protect your neck right here or he's about to yep if you get close enough nope oh pearly early [Music] all the way around yeah oh you should use a magnet he could use a magnet and get the keys [Music] what if what an inopportunity [ __ ] role [Music] mm-hmm [Music] what the [ __ ] is that Man issue to the Chateau Road Spanish everybody oh you son of a I sort of got it you teleport me I don't know okay you [ __ ] Doctor Strange ass [ __ ] over here what you did she got a bunny friend a rabbit she pulled a rat out of a bush oh God am I just going to explode as soon as I get to that probably so what does it do [Music] huh I don't know oh that's my jam right here let's see oh it's like Bomberman yeah plumber man hacker man I love it bomber man where is I okay that's all I need to know ready oh okay there I am oh [ __ ] stuck me [Music] damn it Nacho [Music] oh you guys are all [ __ ] toast [Music] I'm dead and I got this [ __ ] thing over the entire map oh nice who's purple man [ __ ] this guy over here [Music] thank you I think you trapped yourself Zach because you're the chicken oh I [ __ ] walked into my home yeah whatever uh-oh you're the [ __ ] chicken yo this [ __ ] ain't one of us he said he [ __ ] a sheep [Music] over there oh [Music] [ __ ] Horseman over there just kill it [Music] oh [ __ ] [Music] bro [Music] I got two [ __ ] keys for that let's go that was wild [ __ ] Twinkies let's get it [Music] the [ __ ] away from me nine [ __ ] and all my keys [Music] oh my four [ __ ] keys [Music] yo nobody come near me unless you want to get 12 gates to the [ __ ] brain yeah you're right yeah right [Music] 2010 oh my God don't step on the rabbits oh my God I don't like your turn rabbit does [Music] good you can open a cold one do you name curves light girl knock his life out bro suck his life though how dirty I dare you how do you use it oh my God oh you sent him kid [Music] [Music] Chicken Man nobody [Music] no Vegeta [Music] zero [ __ ] coins [Music] [ __ ] hell yeah I don't think it does anything on the floor I think it's just like like Boo we'll see get the [ __ ] over here magnets how many people are here you didn't lose any of them well I only lost a couple of them Oh I thought oh god oh y'all should have stayed close I could just suck the magnets out of you okay so I gotta suck the magnets out of you boy no it does an automatic you're about to [ __ ] two of these [ __ ] oh 25 girl 25. oh [ __ ] well yo back the [ __ ] away from me I'm like 12 gauge the [ __ ] out of you hey get away from me with that little [ __ ] bopper okay hey yo I mean it wouldn't be the first time okay oh God you have to spell words [Music] [ __ ] man I'm a little [ __ ] but I like rocks yeah guys what babe where the [ __ ] am I oh hey where am I oh wait oh I need a it changes all fast yeah wait what the [ __ ] are you where am I oh what the [ __ ] I don't even know where the [ __ ] I am you come quiet [Music] [Music] I am no tree I am an end it's Uranus actually oh my God I can't do this there's so much going on are you gonna do that like that [Music] whoa world war with two wolves inside me one that wants to take care of you and one that wants to pin you down and [ __ ] you're [ __ ] nacho with the spelling bee [Music] I spell so good very overstimulating hey guys I got I gotta take off don't [ __ ] stay with us man give me your coins dude run man don't do this to us bro please [Music] you're about to win what the [ __ ] Nova why you gotta leave man come on [Music] dude just stay if you're gonna be back in a bit what's the point of leaving if you're just gonna be back in the state dude you sound like someone's breaking up with you back up I know how to handle this way [Music] somebody who's summon the [Music] rabbits we need long cigarettes yeah it's getting more like 10 of them coins okay no we can't do it I need protective bee shroud where's the place to leave anyways you can move the Beehive too so little did I know that you should have told me that yesterday suck off the [ __ ] [Music] let me know what maybe you know I wonder how many no that he was Out Of Reach but I wonder how many magnets you can roll you could roll that uh exploding dildo over to uh Mr uh over on the other side get both of them you know what that's right yeah Nova aren't you leaving right now just leave dude jumping bean jumping bean who was it gonna go left or right oh it goes get away from my buddy oh come on oh [ __ ] oh my God oh my God oh my God [Music] that was like okay my job my job is done here oh my bunny's gonna [ __ ] kill your ass now it's catching up to the both of y'all [ __ ] he's going rabbit honey yeah hi buddy it's uh rabbits here it died it was right there in the middle all right guys yeah just [ __ ] me over Dude I'm a little child [Music] why am I buddy not killing any of y'all [ __ ] [Music] it says that you summon like an evil entity that kills people on the playing field yeah but mine didn't kill nobody it didn't come across anybody oh that [ __ ] no keys for you bro I thought it was gonna land on the no he has 200 of them dude he took all of my all of these [ __ ] lights [Music] oh my [ __ ] hell dude welcome back bro welcome back [Music] there go all my [ __ ] corners so Thomas Pharmacy all right Zach your turn how many coins does Jacob have I don't know sorry yeah the jumping bean bro let's jump in Bean Nova we could be friends I mean eight of those [ __ ] not enough yeah too bad exactly well I hope my buddy kills all you guys uh broken freeze ah bravery oh mine is dirty dude all right so that's how the bunny kills yeah I guess it just has to go through with somebody okay Bobby weave boys um I didn't even read what it said [Music] oh [ __ ] X if you're on the Xbox [Music] my cat [Music] hey classic cat maneuver though huh am I right here no yes a little pointer to show you where you were ain't no [ __ ] pointer [Music] I think some uh The Holy Hand Grenade is gonna have to be used on some of them yeah you guys ain't got no quarters I'm broke a joke man you guys think I should just do it because it'll be funny no praise Allah oh my God [Music] at first fish sticks to pass them up would be a big mistake [Music] reminds me of you ruined my good day Gregory [Music] this dude with autism [Music] yeah dude Zach over here [ __ ] money bags man I got no [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I'm about to suck everyone's lights out now Okay so let's see [Music] oh okay [Music] go ahead and put the cactus on Zach [Music] because you know my bunny's coming for you [Music] oh [ __ ] good choice Zach that was smart my turn now oh man [Music] I lost all my keys oh no oh no you gotta hurry and get away from my rabbit girl oh it's coming oh my gosh there's [ __ ] long gone now [Music] trying to get them [ __ ] friends oh is that death right there that you you come oh no yeah [Applause] uh these rabbit disappear where do you sub into yours yeah okay maybe I think mine should be dead by now but we'll see I think it might just be like it once you uh okay it's a memory game God damn it oh [ __ ] I'm too high for this [ __ ] let me smoke another board a tiny bit come on Jacob ready up higher what happened I got kicked my game's locked up and you know I'm [ __ ] everybody so I'll get into this watch he gets you were the Ops bro I had to take you out you're funny little man uh [Music] okay [Music] why is it wrong you said why is it wrong [Music] I get it now [Music] how much money do you spend on weed a couple hundred dollars a week [Music] you ever think about becoming a yes to activist [Music] maybe you can switch your Gamertag chaos [Music] vegetable Pickers you're not supposed to get a [ __ ] banana bro [Music] banana [Music] did you have to do them like like not in order you just you just no you just get them oh my God wasted way too much back in time okay I was doing it how I showed I was like pear me too all right y'all Knuckleheads you know what I'm out I think I died four five six yeah boom oh my [ __ ] yeah back in the game baby [Music] you gotta teleport someone to you [Music] hey what's up are you in 12 gauge that was very strategic I see what you do what she did I hate this game oh no please please no foreign [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Music] no yeah I stream it on Discord and everyone just plays from like their phone or a browser yeah don't do it on [ __ ] Zach's Discord because [ __ ] you'll have like a bunch of nine-year-olds and 12 year olds just [ __ ] joining and doing stupid ass [ __ ] [Music] um oh wait hold on yeah go to options or anything or like pick a player Oh I got controls graphic sound credits yeah go to player five just kick out Zach or player seven what do you mean go to head over options and then go to controls go to player seven okay yeah oh can you go I can go to player seven yeah and then you could either assign but what that's weird I could like [Music] change all his alrighty okay maybe getting rid of player seven you got another thing coming [Music] I guess [Music] oh let me stream this so you guys can see maybe maybe yeah all right you guys watch goblet pow dude I have the Goblet that means I want don't take this with me what are you doing Goblin yeah he won the option but yeah so here's options like you go to controls player seven there's a reboot here but I think it's just like controllers yeah um [Music] can you assign a controller as a user you could at least just make him so you could roll for him wow what like if you go up to controller or assigned controller can you change any of that no I'm trying to click it and everything's happening [Music] actually [Music] um yeah well that's game Jacob can you get back in here well [Music] Zach can you invite him again thank you to destroying that way because it's technically like still your game so like if you oh yeah see if you could do that let's just read a good ass idea all right let's go try my slip everything that good [Music] just give me a second [Music] hell yeah look at this point right here man [Music] Zach has [ __ ] over 300 views yeah he has a [ __ ] exactly I got enough to fire all your [ __ ] you know what are you starting one or whatever attack box lucky dude yeah let's do a jackbox one yeah yeah I can do that uh I need to read downloader real quick though I only have party pack I only have party pack three whiplash it's uh it's basically Cards Against Humanity except you write your own answers okay I'm known for that and then it pits two people's answers who have the same prompt together and everyone else votes for which one is better all right so oh I guess I had to download it never mind I do have it downloaded um so let me stream it oh [ __ ] okay you guys get a game man I'm gonna [ __ ] go jack off and then eat oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] yeah I'll be right back all right I'm ready what was that I reached I bent over whoa okay you guys are taking this way out of context you bastards thing okay what are we playing what's happening so you need exactly uh you could get play on your phone or uh on it Cards Against the humanity all right yeah all righty good night who's leaving what's happening I know well Zach's leaving he's fake leaving he just trying to get attention uh-huh see you again now you give him attention that's all he wants Come Back Baby Come Back you can put it all on me okay I don't know what we're doing what's happening hold on okay so holding holding holding on open up a browser either on like a internet browser or the browser on your phone or something foreign
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