Hi. >> Yo, what's up, demon? How you doing? It going. How's it going? Okay, I've been wanting to play this game for a while, but but it was on sale for like four bucks, the camera. [music] [music] It's like a very weird game. >> So, I got good news. >> Yo, what's up? What is your good news? [music] [music] >> [music] >> I was going to use my new controller, but I'm doubting it. Works in this game. There was no option or controller. No, looks like I'm just going to be using mouse and keyboard probably. >> This is a [ __ ] good life. [ __ ] Please don't tell me I have to go to another funeral. >> Quite the contrary. What about an adventure? >> Nope. >> What? >> Uh, please don't hang up. I'm the woman you keep staring at in the meeting. Oh, I can't help myself when I see a gorgeous woman. >> My friend's mom didn't have a stroke. They only thought she did. But she's okay. >> Call you because I need your help. >> In the meeting, you said that you used to be in the military. You mentioned >> not only in the military, but I was a ranger and that always attracted women. Am I right? >> Jesus Christ. I need a favor from you, but please don't ask why. >> Wait, give me a second. Where to start this game already? >> What the [ __ ] >> Okay, continue. >> I need you to smuggle me out of the US. I already have one of my guys going to pick you up in a purple van. Oh, and one more thing. The feds are looking for me everywhere. >> I'm too high and too old for this [ __ ] I'm sorry, lady, but I'm not doing [ __ ] >> I will have sex with you. >> Wait, what? >> If you decide once, >> I will sleep with you. >> What's the color of the van again? >> Purple. The van is purple. >> Yes, sir. And they have the car stopped at Grant. >> Oh, [ __ ] The feds were listening the whole time. They will come for you. Move fast. >> I'm on my way. Charlie, grab the key from downstairs and meet me at the door. >> Might have just kind of weird. So, >> it's probably my OBS doesn't probably is [ __ ] tonight. >> Listen very closely what I'm about to tell you. Tonight needs to go perfect like your grandma's [music] godly chest. Help me and I will teach you how to get some [music] fine [ __ ] [laughter] Person Turk is waving. Person turquoise is waving. Person turret is waving. Person turquoise is waving. Person turker is waving. Person turret is waving. Person turk is waving. Person turret is waving. Person turk is waving. Person turker is waving. Person tur waving. Person turker is waving. Person is waving. Person turker is waving. Person turker is waving. Person turker is waving. Person turker is waving. >> But please Give me a second. >> Oh, it is freezing. I might What the hell? We're starting this game already. Oh well. I don't know why it's doing that. Still going to play the game. Oh, do I used to drive cars? It's [music] like GTA 6, bro. [music] Hell yeah. I'm going to turn on sensitive or something. Does my controller work? No, it doesn't. I have a feeling. [music] [music] All right, let's see about this. Yeah, that's better. [music] Is this guy going to get in there? Well, he's standing by the guard [music] [music] over >> [music] >> Text green game over. Text green screen game over. Text green game over. Text green game over. Text green game over. Text green screen game over. Text green game over. Text game. Text game over. Text green game over. Text green game over. Text green game over. Green game over. Text green game over. [music] >> Okay, good. My car look though. [music] Hey, what's up? Hello. How you doing? What's up, Dingle? Well, that didn't go very well. [music] [ __ ] the feds are going crazy. [music] [music] >> [music] >> Maybe I can pick up their ammo. Okay, I won't call you. Wait, did I call [music] you boy? All right. Where do I need to go? [music] [music] [music] There we go. You >> [music] >> have to press R every time to load each individual bullet. [music] I did that. Okay. SORRY. >> [music] >> OKAY. [music] HEAT. [music] [music] >> [music] [music] >> This is good [music] over here. What the feels hard [music] [ __ ] the feds are going crazy. Feels like [music] one of those old GTA games is so hard. >> [music] >> Okay. Hey, [music] [music] [music] heat. Hey. >> [music] [music] >> [ __ ] yeah. [music] Look here. [music] [music] >> [music] [music] [music] >> Okay, see you later. [music] Heat. [music] Heat. >> [music] [music] >> Heat. Heat. [music] >> [music] >> going to start [music] the ammo. [music] >> [music] [music] >> I need more of this [ __ ] [music] They're not leaving. >> [music] >> So every morning I I got right here. [music] [music] [music] >> Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't take another step. Are you the guy? Chucklehead, I suggest you lower your weapon if you want to go home tonight. >> Yeah, you're them for sure. Get in quick. The boss is waiting. >> Okay. But first, we need to stop at the drugstore. >> I can't do that, sir. She'll kill me if we're late. Okay. Okay. Okay. The boss will need to wait a little bit. [ __ ] me a lot longer. The boss will need to wait a lot longer. >> Grandson, I am really proud of you. Your mom would have been happy to see you. >> Jeez, Grandpa. Thank you. >> Yeah, I I'm just going to wait inside the van. [music] >> So, how do you know my boss? The only thing you need to know is that