Hi, I'm officer with this lake police
department. The reason I'm stopping is
for improper lane usage and unlawful use
of an electronic device. So, you realize
insurance on me? When you were at the
stoplight at Maine and Piatt, you were
sitting there on your phone
and then when you were coming down in
between Maine and Piatt and where we are
now, you swerved all the way where
you're straddling to land lines and then
you almost hit the curb a couple of
times. Okay. Um, do you have your proof
of insurance? I am actually driving a
vehicle with my company. Do you have
fleet insurance? I have insurance. I
just don't have the proof of it. So, you
can write me the insurance and I can
prove it. Okay. I just don't have it on
me right now, but I I have it. Okay.
Where are you coming from tonight? I'm
coming from Crystal Lake. From Crystal
Lake. Okay. Where are you heading to? I
am headed
to
Would you mind shutting off the truck
and stepping out for
me? Oh, what? Because I'd like to talk
to you and back.
Um, I really don't need to have a
reason. Uh there's case law says I can
ask you,
but I'm trying to figure out what's
going on. I don't care if somebody's had
one beer and they're just driving to
their friend's house, right? I have no
concerns about that. My concern is to
make sure that people aren't impaired.
There's a very vast difference between
having one drink impaired things that
I'm seeing are someone who's consumed
alcohol, right? I want to do some things
to make sure that you're not impaired.
And if you're not impaired, we get you
going on.
Do you know where you are right now? I'm
in Crystal Lake. You're in Crystal Lake.
Okay. Do you know what time it is
without looking at a watch? I would say
it's probably about 1:00. Okay. Do you
know what today's date is? It is the
10th.
These things are the way that I can
verify whether or not you're impaired.
Okay? Whether or not you're above or
below the legal limit of 08. I get it,
right? I get that you're doing your job.
I'm not here. I'm But what I'm saying is
my job is not to put innocent people
away. What I'm saying is I've never met
you. Do you have a speech impediment at
all? No. I mean, I went to speech class
cuz your speech pattern is slurred.
Okay, your eyes are red and bloodshot.
You're swaying while you're standing.
You had improper lane usage. When you
got out of your car, you were off
balance. All these things are cumulative
to somebody who could be impaired. But
I'm trying to get as much information
because if you're not impaired, I don't
want to arrest you. But if you are
impaired, I have to do my
job. These tests are the things that
would show me. Okay. And if they're not
done, I came from Hawaii. I slept all
freaking day. I slept 15 hours today.
Okay. Did you eat much today? No, I ate
a sandwich. You ate a sandwich? What
time did you eat that sandwich at? Um,
when I woke up, it was about 1:30.
Okay. All right. So, you don't want to
do any other tests? I'm not doing tests
because I my
I've been told not to.
I've been told that this is just this is
incriminating and I just I just feel
that it's it's
else that I'm seeing is well you're
going to meet. Okay. I'm telling you
right now, take me in or don't. Okay.
All right. You're under arrest for DUI.
You marked three. Yep.
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You've been cooperative. Do you mind
taking off some of these bracelets so
that way I'm not I have a lot of them
on. Just take this one off first. Uh I
would say if you can take off Yeah, it's
going to be hard to take this other one
off without this hand. That's fine.
Yeah, just take
Be real. If you're not impaired, they
will. Okay, I can unarrest people. The
state of Illinois gives me the power to
unarrest people. But if you are
impaired, it's just going to show me and
confirm that you are impaired. Before we
do anything, let's make sure I have
every charm because these charms would
cost a lot of money.
Okay. Well, how about this? Stop taking
them out of your pocket so we don't do
that. No, but this is that this is just
like a bracelet. All right. All right.
So, we have I want to make sure that I
have So, let's Do you mind if I No, I
have all the charms. Put them all in
your pocket. Why don't we do that? Yes.
I just wanted to make sure I had them
because these are
all right. It's really important.
Okay. So, once again, um I mean, I've
already asked all of the questions.
Don't really have to if you just want to
stand right
here. All right. Stand as your heels
toes together, arms down. signed it.
Okay. Um, try Miranda. I mean, it's not
No, not necessary. Okay, cool. All
right. So, do you s see a tip of my
green pen right here? This is just so I
can see better. But do you see the tip
of my green pen? Okay. So, I'm going to
check your eyes. I'm going to move this
stimulus, the tip of my green pen, from
side to side. And I want you to follow
with your eyes and your eyes only. And
don't move your head. Do you understand
the green pen? The tip of the green pen.
Just keep your head still and follow
with your eyes. Okay.
[Applause]
Just keep following it. It's going to go
from side to side.
And then these ones, it's going to be
held out for a little bit. Just keep
your eyes on the green pen.
We're going to go straight up and
down. Mhm. All right. The next one,
you're going to stand right on my
flashlight. Or actually, we got enough
for the road. We can use this. I will uh
stand on. So, if you want to stand right
here on this line. All right. I want you
to turn uh face this way towards my car.
So, I want you to put your left foot on
that line.
Put your right foot in front of your
left foot. Stand heel to toe with the
heel of your right foot against the toe
of your left foot. And just stand arms
on your side like
this. All right. Don't move from that
position. And don't start the test until
I tell you to begin. Does that do you
understand? Okay. So, stand in that
position like I'm standing right here.
I'll even stand in the position with you
while I read the instructions. So, when
I tell you to begin, you're going to
take nine heel to toe steps down the
line. Once you get to your final step,
you're going to leave your front foot on
the line and turn around using a series
of small steps around it with your other
foot and take nine heel totoe steps
back. So, nine steps forward. Maintain
that position. Nine steps back. Yep.
Maintain that position. Yeah. Maintain
this position. Nine steps. Nine heel to
toe steps down. turn around like I'm
going to demonstrate and like I had
described and then nine heel to toe
steps back. So, it's going to look like
this. I'm only going to take three. One,
two, three. Keep your front foot on the
line. Sears of small steps. One, two,
three. While you're walking, keep your
arms down at your side. Look down at
your feet. Count your steps out loud.
And once you start walking, do not stop
until you've completed the test. Nine
steps back. Nine steps. Yep. Do you
understand all those instructions? All
right. Whenever you're ready, your first
step is one.
One [ __ ] Two three four five 6 7 8 9.
Pivot. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9. Okay, last one is going to be stand
your heels and toes together. Arms down
at your side like this.
When I tell you to begin, you're going
to raise either foot of your choice,
whichever one you're most comfortable
with, approximately 6 in off the ground.
It's about the size of a can of pop.
Just give me a break cuz I have extreme
anxiety right now. Okay. Do you need to
take a breath? Yes. Okay. Can I tell me
whenever you're ready? I have a water
bottle from my car. Um, just to drink
some water. This one will take just a
couple of seconds. Okay. Just let me
breathe. Okay. I do have high anxiety.
Yeah. I'll give you a little space.
Just this sucks. Just sucks.
We know. I know. I know. You know, and I
know it's okay. I'm not I'm not being
offended by it. I'm just letting you
know. Winner said,
"This scares me." No. Okay.
I'm having a lot of anxiety. Now that
you're talking to me about it, now I'm
getting more emotional. All right, I'll
stop talking. So, I would
rather you're not the first person to
tell me that. Let me just breathe cuz
like
this is my job.
No, I will I will say as a matter of
fact, there is ways that you can still
drive even if you have a DUI. Okay. No,
there isn't. No, there isn't now with my
job. That's not how it works. Okay. Can
you drive Can you do your job with a
DUI?
Depending. There's circumstances. I
would I would probably get not a parole.
I would probably get put on
administrative leave and yeah, I would
lose a bank job. But um
yeah, I mean just do what you like. I
don't know what to tell you.
So if you'd like this is just a
preliminary breath test. This is not
criminally.
If you want to stand your heels and toes
together, arms down at your side like
this. Okay. What do you want me to do?
So, just heels and toes together, arms
down at your side like this. When I tell
you to begin, you're going to raise
either foot of your choice, whichever
one you're most comfortable with,
approximately 6 in off the ground. It's
about the size of a can of Coke. You're
going to keep your foot parallel to the
ground, both legs straight, arms down at
your side. You're going to look down at
the tip of your raised foot. Count out
loud 1,00 1,002 1003. And keep counting
until I tell you to stop. So, it's going
to look like this. 6 in off the ground,
foot parallel to the ground. 1,00 1,002
100,004 100,005 and keep counting until
I tell you to stop. What? How when are
you going to stop? So, I'm not allowed
to divulge that. It's not a very long
time. It's well under a
minute. So, whenever you're ready, you
can begin. What? Yep. And then look at
your foot and count out loud like I
showed you. Okay.
Yep. 10012
and just look at the tip of your raised
foot. 1004 and keep your arms at your
side.
10067 1008 1009
1,0123 19
Okay, you can stop. Okay, so do you
still you still don't want to provide a
breath sample? No, you're freaking me
out. Okay. Do you want to take your So,
you are under arrest. So, you uh Do you
want to take off your bracelets and your
watch? That way, we don't have to put
the handcuffs over them. Why am I under
arrest? For driving while under the
influence.
What a part. What a what one of my
tests. It's a totality of the
circumstances, but you are under arrest
for
DUI. Okay.
[Applause]
I need to grab my phone. Yeah, we'll
grab anything else out of the truck.
No, we do. I have a full legal right to
Okay. Do you have anything in your
pockets in your jacket? I can. Do you
want me to put that in with you in the
jail or do you want me to put in your
truck? My phone. Okay, that's fine. Can
you grab a bag out of my car or your
car?
We'll take your cigarettes with you. Do
you have a lighter in here or no? I
don't know.
Here's your phone, your purse, the
credit card that was on your seat. I'm
going to take that out of there as well.
Okay.
Do you want anything else out of your
truck? No. Got there's a whole thing of
keys there. Do you want All we need is
the key for the truck.
Okay. The truck should be in the truck.
Okay. So, you want that I mean like
obviously it should be in it. All right.
You want that whole big thing of keys,
that keychain thing.
I know what I'm talking about here. Is
it okay if I put these Q-tips in the or
the toothpicks in the truck?
There you go.
[Applause]
truck. All right, we're going to walk
back to my car. I have to make sure that
I have um
cuz what's I'm not seeing. There is no
bail. There is no bond. It's
literally we're going to go do a couple
of things. Get you out get you
fingerprinted and photographed. Take
care of the chemical test.
That has to get towed for tonight. We're
going to get close the door. I will.
We'll take care of it. Don't worry. All
right. Let's walk this way. So, let's go
this way. You guys are leaving the door
open. All right. Well, he's got the
whole story inside the car, right? Of
what? Like what I'm going to do after
that. Yeah, 100%. Oh, actually, we'll go
the other way. Yeah.
I'm not spending the night in jail. Just
make sure cuz I I had someone in there
already. No, you're not spending the
night in jail. No, I'm not. I know. pay
you whatever freaking money to get me
on. I'm not doing that. As long as
everything goes here, come this way.
Yeah. As long as everything What's going
on with the car? So,
it's going to get impounded or
Yes. It's impounded for the next 12
hours. Okay. Okay. Um, you have a seat
in there and then I'll
So, you have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be used
against you in court. You have the right
to talk to an attorney, have him or her
present with you while you're being
questioned if you'd like. If you cannot
afford to hire an attorney, one will be
appointed to represent you at no cost to
you. You can sign in at any time to not
or to exercise these rights, not answer
any statements or answer any questions.
Do you understand all those rights? I
do. So, what's going to happen? We're
going to go back to the station. Um,
we're going to do some administrative
paperwork. I'm going to give you the
opportunity to provide a chemical sample
for a breath test. I'll explain the
implications that go along with that.
Then after that with the chemical test,
depending on how everything goes, we'll
get the fingerprinted photographed, get
you a couple tickets, and get you
released. Mhm. Okay. So, we're going to
get you going now, and then if you have
any questions on the way, just let me
know. Okay.
All right. I'll go. Oh,
real fast. Can I get your phone number?
Thank you.
Do you play softball at Western? No.
There you go. From playing field.
What? Are you from Planefield? I'm from
Mckenry. Okay.
When I was looking at your name, it
looked familiar. Yeah.
Negative. She's cleared out. That's just
J5 in.
So, what's going on with the car? Okay.
So, your car is getting towed by uh I
think they they haven't given us one
yet, but
so tonight obviously, but okay. Once uh
12 hours is up, you'll be able to come
to the Crystal Lake Police Department
and get your car out and then go pick it
up from the tower. So, it's going to be
in Crystal Lake. either it's got it's
going to be Chris Lake, Lake in the
Hills, or uh Lake Bington. It just
depends on which uh first class. Okay.
So, it's going to be in Lake in the
Hills.
Um so, it's literally first class towing
is a little bit further down the road.
That's where it'll be. Mhm. And then in
12 hours, you'll be able to come get
your get your car. Actually, let me just
verify.
Sorry. Like I said, we're just going to
just kind of pay your bail. I don't want
to sit there. There's no bail. No, it's
literally You're going to sign
conditions of pre-trial release that
says I agree to show up to court and to
abide by the judge's rulings.
And then I what? I call you an Uber.
You can also you can also
I call an Uber.
Yeah. As long
as you have
Interesting.
Yeah. Last September.
I don't know what this is, but yeah,
whatever. What the [ __ ]
ever. Jesus
Christ. What are you in a rush for?
I swear to God you can drive calmer than
that. Your [ __ ] in the back is like
falling to the back. Oh, that's No, you
can drive calmer.
In general, I would not drive like that.
I just want to pay the bail and get out
of here. I mean, like, I don't care
about your printer.
trying to print right now.
No, it's saying it keeps having a paper
jam error. Oh, jam. Yeah.
log in on another car.
No, cuz it's saved on this car.
There's no way to throw those up into
the cloud or anything. It should be in
the cloud. That's what I mean. Can you
look at my tickets from like a
sergeant's computer? Cuz in VP2, you
could log in on the back end as a
sergeant and print them out.
Uh, I've never done that before. All
right, let's let's get her in there and
then we can look on the computer from
there.
[Applause]
Oh, Flores isn't around here.
What? We need a female officer to search
once you're in the detention.
Yeah, that's what I was trying to
arrange for.
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Come right
over.
Yep. And we can always just keep on the
bench until four can get
there. Hands
back. All right. Put your hand on the
black and yellow.
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304.
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You want us to have a seat on the back
for a little bit? I'd rather Okay, have
a seat. Thank you. I mean, how long are
we going to be? I just want to be out of
here. Yeah.
Pay whatever you want me to pay, but
like
Do you mind taking off your jewelry? not
doing anything that you asked me to do
on the field that you think I'll do now.
No, I'm going to read you a couple of
things and then explain to you what's
the point of taking my jewelry out cuz
you can't have it on while you're in the
TDF. It's not my rule. It's my boss's
rule. The temporary detention facility.
Crystal Lake's version of the jail. You
don't stay here overnight.
Clara, she's very
[Applause]
Sorry, they're just tight. That's okay.
You still needed to send and print these
prints. Is that correct? I printed the
ones for the for uh uh Campbell.
I thought I sent it. Was good.
Yeah. All right.
Do you have any earrings on or anything
like that? Yes. Can I have something?
Okay.
You want to scoot over here? Not my
rule. Once again, follow this rule.
Did you hit the red button before we
walked in, sir? Yes. Thank you.
All
right. 2:00. Um, do you mind just
opening your mouth real quick? You don't
got any gum, anything like that? Okay.
[Music]
So, um, I have the ticket generated. I
just don't have it printed out. You are
under arrest currently for DUI.
Considering that I have to, uh, redo
this. It's going to be very long and
drawn out. However, um, there's portions
that if you're a CDL driver,
uh, just, which you are. Well, I'm
saying, do you want me to read the CDL
portion of this? Just read what applies
to me. Okay.
um subsequent to an arrest for driving
while under the influence of alcohol,
other drugs, or intoxicating compounds,
or any combination thereof, DUI, or
section 1141, leaving the scene of a
fatal or personal injury accident, you
hereby notified that, as provided in
section 11-500 of the Illinois Vehicle
Code, you were a first offender unless
within the last 5 years of this arrest
for DUI or leaving the scene, you have
had a previous conviction or court
assigned supervision for DUI or a
similar provision of a local ordinance
or a conviction in any other state for
DUI or similar offense where the cause
of action is the same or substantially
similar to the Illinois Vehicle Code or
a driver's license suspension or
revocation for violating section
11-501.1 of the Illinois Vehicle Code
except in cases where you submitted to a
chemical test disclosing an alcohol
concentration of 08 or more or any
amount of a drug, substance or
intoxicating compound resulting from the
unlawful use or consumption of cannabis
as listed in the Cannabis Control Act
for DUIS prior 7 uh to 729 2016. or a
delta 9 tetrahydroinabonol concentration
of either 5 nanogs or more of whole
blood or 10 nogs or more of other body
substances for a DUI rest arrest on or
after 729 2016. A controlled substance
is listed in the controlled substances
act. An intoxicating compound is listed
in the use of intoxicating compounds act
or methamphetamine is listed in the
methamphetamine control and community
protection act and were subsequently
found not guilty of the associated DUI
charge. Considering the above, you are
warned. If you refuse or fail to
complete all chemical tests requested
and if you're a first offender, your
driving privileges will be suspended for
a minimum of 12 months. If you're not a
first offender, your driving privileges
be suspended for a minimum of 3 years.
If you are involved in a motor vehicle
accident that caused personal injury or
death to another, your driving
privileges be revoked for a minimum of
12 months. Personal injury means a type
A injury that requires the immediate
professional attention at a doctor's
office or medical facility, including
severely bleeding wounds, distorted
extremities that require and injuries
that require the injured party to be
carried from the scene.
If you submit to a chemical test
disclosing alcohol concentration of 008
or more, a delta 9 tetrahydrokinabol
concentration of either 5 nanogs or more
of whole blood or 10 nogs or more of
other biology substance or any amount of
a controlled substance is listed in the
controlled substances act and
intoxicating compound is listed in the
use of intoxinating compounds act or
methamphetamine is listed in the
methampending control and community
protection act. And if you're a first
offender, your driving privileges be
suspended for a minimum of 6 months. If
you're not a first offender, your
driving privileges to be suspended for a
minimum of one year. Um, just confirming
you do not have a CDL, correct? No.
You're not under the age of 21 and
you're not a school bus driver, correct?
Okay. Do you want me to read you any of
those portions? No. Okay. So, I just
need you to sign right here. Are you
right-handed or left-handed? Okay. Here,
I can take the handcuff off so you can
sign. Just give me a hand. So, sign
right there.
Okay. So, in a nutshell, what that means
is I know what it means. Okay.
Get on with it. I'm like, I'm not going
to do what you want. Okay. From me. I'm
just not going to. So, I understand.
Let's just move on. You know what I
mean? Let's just move on. You got me.
You've arrested me. You've got me on
paper. You've booked me. Let's move on.
Yeah. I'm I'm not going to do any
breathalyzer test in house. I'm not
going to do anything forward. Let's just
move on. Okay. So, I'm telling you this
because I like to give people the old
general way this works. You have the
right to refuse this 100%. If you
refuse, it's either going to be a a
three-ear suspension or a one-year
suspension. Y along with that, Mckenry
County is a search warrant county for
DUI. So, if you refuse, I will be
seeking a search warrant from a judge.
Okay. Um, if agreed to, so I will be
seeking the search warrant from the
judge, and if approved, it's going to
mean that we're going to take you to a
hospital, and you're going to be
commanded by the court to give two vials
of blood for alcohol testing.
[Music]
Um, show yours.
with somebody right now.
I mean, nothing that you need to be
worried about. There might be maybe a
car or
nothing crazy. Okay. Nothing's going to
hurt you. No,
[Music]
you should ride the hybrids.
I can see it. Yeah.
Are you wearing any jewelry? He goes,
"Yeah." He goes, "I didn't
see I was like,
Well, I was going to say when you saw
the police,
did you read in the right act? No, I
didn't actually. I was very nice to him,
but I was like, dude,
we were in the middle of the road.
I literally This is the second ticket
I've written in the new system.
I logged into it for the first time a
couple days ago. Oh wow. Because I've
once you're done with that, I'm going
to Oh yeah.
So, no, I don't know how to recover
those.
How about troubleshooting the printer?
I
offer reset.
Are you cool continuing my observation
period while I try to fiddle with that?
I like
search. Literally nothing in my feet.
Just
What happened?
She's already photograph.
Good otherwise. Thank you. Yes, sir.
Okay.
Yes.
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2:00 2 a.m.
What's the machine? Pardon? What is that
machine? So, this is a breath test. I
have to give you the opportunity. What
this thing implies is that if you are
under 08, hear me out before you say
anything. If you are under a 08, there's
no suspension to your license
whatsoever.
If you're above 08, it's a 6 months.
That's cool. Please. I'm not giving you
the opportunity. That's cool. I'm not
doing it. Okay,
let's just keep
I have to go through the motion. I know.
Go through the motion. Let's move
forward. I'm not doing the tests. I
already told you that from the
beginning. I'm not doing the tests.
Let's move forward. Let's get me out of
here. I'm not staying here tonight. I'll
pay pay whatever bill you have. So, once
you refuse this, I am going to seek a
search warrant. You're going to be in a
cell while I seek a search. I don't have
anything on me. No warrant. I'm seeking
a search warrant. What that means is I'm
going to put in a search warrant to a
judge for two vials of your blood from a
hospital. Okay. That's going to take a
process. So, it's not going to be you
and you immediately get out. We still
have stuff. What do you want me to I'm
giving you an option. I'm giving you an
opportunity to see the whole giving me
an option. If you want to refuse I'm
taking two vials of your blood or what?
No, no, no. I'm just telling you the
process. I'm saying this isn't you're
going to be here for a little bit
regardless, but I want you to give me an
answer once this says where it's ready
to go whether or not you want to give a
breath sample. So, do you want to give a
breath sample? No. Okay. Are you
confirming that you're refusing? Yes.
Okay.
Um Okay. Take your shoes off. We're
putting you in a cell while we get the
search warrant. And then you're going to
get a blood sample. I'm going to ask a
judge for it. Yeah.
Yeah. So, I'm going to ask a judge to
force you to give a blood sample. Can I
go to the
bathroom? Would like to go to the
bathroom? There's a bathroom in the
cell. Okay.
Okay. Yeah, just put them on the ground.
Hold up right there. Just cuz there was
someone else in the sofa for you.
Okay. All right.
Yeah. I'm going to get you some toilet
paper.
Yeah.
And here's a blanket.
You got it marked in the cell.
What do you need? What do you need?
Um, I've
[Music]
got I'm thinking next step is I'm going
to uh fingerprint
and then put it back in and then I can
help you out with
the interview. I'm guessing this guy
know
I don't understand
this four, right? Yeah, she's a primary.
Yeah. Judge B is not going to be happy
with this. It's pretty tough. twice.
Yeah, I know. Did you already gone? No.
Yeah, I know.
Flores. Yes. What's your 44 or 45?
A few years going to be like what's your
46?
What's the rest for? DUI resisted
nothing. What's the rest for? DUI. DUI
for what? Operation seat in the back
seat of a car. I was I don't own it. You
could be in the back seat. I don't own
it. Doesn't matter. I was in the seat. I
was sleeping and and you're intoxicated.
So that's why. Okay. I'm allowed to be
intoxicated. I'm a [ __ ] going man. So
hurry up and release me. You have like
30 minutes. I'm not lying to you. You
have 30 minutes to release me. You don't
forget. You don't have control. You have
30 minutes to release me.
Don't forget my free phone call. Start
count. Give me my free phone call. Start
count. Okay. Give me my free phone call.
Let's do it.
Watch us. Get out here. Watch your ass
and get out of here. My phone call. Give
me my phone. He keeps pointing at the
paper towels. That's not a phone call.
Give me my phone call. You talked to me
in a respectful manner. I have the whole
entire time. This whole entire time I
said this. Why you guys arrested me? I
did nothing [ __ ] wrong. And you
haven't let me explain it to you yet.
What's up? Okay. Give me my phone. You
have 30. I'm not lying. I'm not lying.
Let's see if we have this. I will walk
out of here right now with my phone. You
put everything up. I promise you God.
Give my phone call. Give my phone call.
We will let you make a phone call. Okay.
I will wait right now patient
and release information after we do all
of our processing. I'll let you
make no reason to process cuz I did
nothing [ __ ] wrong in your video.
You're going to lose. The man is in his
passenger seat sleeping at the street on
the street with common sense, right? I'm
preventing you from getting hurt. All
right. The first I was with, we got an
argument. It is what it is. I went to
sleep. Here we are with you. Now you
arrest me for preventing your problem.
You look an idiot. Give me my phone. My
phone call. You get your
phone. Hurry up. You
take and I swear to God, good
luck. Y'all will all be embarrassed.
I'm not the cheap person. I have
money. It's on my
body. I have
money. I'm not a bum.
So, you have options.
No one ever called you a bomb. I didn't
say you did, but you're treating me like
I am. Yeah. You don't understand what's
going on right now. You're disrespect.
No, you're call on [ __ ] video. me a
favor.
You do me a favor. What? You want an
abstract? You're on there.
Um, one sec.
But now if we're doing the
Bye.
Who
is that? Did I have the notary? I did.
Okay.
I don't want to talk to
Oh, he came in. Hi. How you doing? You
hear about the [ __ ] What's up? Don't.
That's my partner. And
that's how you see him. Tell him how he
is. He's a [ __ ] Oh, tell him. Say,
address him when you see him. Say hi to
my [ __ ]
I thought you make sure you say that
when you see them on there.
Don't shake your head. Do you tell your
kids that? Oh, wait. Oh, wait. You don't
say that to your kids. You're right. Cuz
you dress him as Why can't I freaking
run this guy? Tell your kids. Has he
been in your house? I was trying. I
thought Has he to a party? What are you
trying to get? That's [ __ ] leads. I
thought I opened but [ __ ] ass
[ __ ] Are we going to get 3000
[ __ ] cake? And my [ __ ] is over
there let you accept it. I don't
understand why I didn't.
Hey.
Oh, there it is.
Yeah, but I signed refuse on. Yeah, if
he's refusing. Well, yeah. Wait, before
you do that, you have to run it through
the the system first and then ask him.
Then it refuses. No. No. Did you read
him the warning? He said, "No, I'm not
saying Oh, yeah. Yeah, he refused. Then
just write refused.
Do you need this?" No, I'm just waiting
for him to go in a cell so I can He's
not going in a cell after the No, he's
not going He's not going in a cell. Oh,
cuz he won't let you search him. Cuz
he's It's going to be a confrontation.
Okay. Yeah.
You need to bring her. Is that a female?
Yeah. You got to bring her out. Yeah.
Well, technically, can we bring her that
way as long as we kind of shield her?
We have a search warrant. You don't have
a choice. You come in and search her
out.
No, I know. I don't think you're an
idiot. Okay. Know what a search warrant
is. But sometimes people don't
understand. I have to explain it to
everybody. Okay. I want to give you the
best possible chance. That's why I'm
explaining to you like that. Best
possible chance of what? Okay. the best
possible chance of doing what you think
you should do. What do you think I
should do, officer? I can't tell you
what to do. No, I'm asking you what I
What you What I'm going to tell you,
what I'm going to tell you to do is the
same thing I would He's going to tell
you to do. I would have told you and
ordered you like he did to provide a
breath. Now that you haven't, now we're
ordering you to provide blood and urine
to us. Okay. Yeah. So, your choice went
out the door after the breath test. I'm
not worried about it. Okay. So, then
let's go. We're going to mad about that.
Okay. We're gonna go get the blood draw
taken care of and then let's get the
blood draw. Let's get whatever you need.
Okay. Let's Yeah, I have the search
warrant already. It's a little bit
longer. I'm bringing your shoes for you.
Yeah, we're bringing your shoes in. So,
let's go. Okay, let's go. They should be
in the locker. The key is on the paper.
We'll get you.
Just put that right there. I said we'll
get you your jacket before we go. So,
here. We got to wait out of here cuz the
guy over there. This guy's a lunatic.
Yeah. He says, "I don't want to be
anywhere around him." And he
What we're going to do is we're going to
actually take you out that way. No, he's
psychotic. I don't want to be anywhere
around him. No, he's changed up to a
bench. So, we're going to walk you out
this way and I'm going to be in between
you. Where's the key? The key. Let's
make sure you're prepared for the
locker.
I didn't have it. This Tyler or is it on
the back there?
Hey,
Nine. Can you uh
looks like a lot bit of this is a joke.
Was it? So it looks like a lot of bit of
this. No, we Well, you guys don't have
anything really figured out. So, well,
we don't use communication between it,
but you guys need to have better
communication. Okay. No, Julie. Might
not have
it. Have I got trouble with you? I'm not
brain.
This is kind of a mess.
What do you guys have going on? Well,
like I said, we don't usually have two
people in a lot going on. Well, usually
or not. You should be prepared for it,
you know. Yeah. Yes.
No, it's a lot of the You could leave
the the blanket can't leave here, but
then we can put it by the cell. You can
just put it by the toilet paper right
there
and really have to get somewhere.
Yeah. All right. And then I'm ready to
release from the hospital. We're going
to take her out. Yeah. I already told
her um just put your hands like this.
Pardon? No, it's going to the state over
the courthouse. Just kidding. Plus, this
one's bent. You can get a fresh one. I
know, right? All right, we're going to
go out this way. Okay.
Saying I don't want
my piece of [ __ ] you guys. Like what
the [ __ ]
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Yeah. Separating from what the visual
we're going to go out this way.
Obviously hearing.
Where' they park my car? I didn't go
over. Thank you.
We're going to the
hospital store over. No, I'm going to
get you. We're going to meet Woodstock
halfway. Uh, it's like the holiday in 31
Three Oaks. Oh, yeah. The new one. Yep.
And then what? We got an Uber. Yeah. You
got my
phone right here. And you're going to
look for
this car.
Oh my god.
You know that guy was a psychotic and he
really freaked me out while I was
sitting in there.
Yep. Which is why we kept him handcuffed
in the back. I was like totally okay
until I started hearing him and then he
started
crying. So I cut it.
You have everything I have? Yep. Keep
standing with her while I go. Uh, that
jacket. Where did she got jacket? She's
got it on. She's got it on. That's all
right.
Can you make sure my cameras are on?
Do you have a warrant now? Yep. Okay.
Yeah, I got a print out that I'll hand
you before we start. That's fine.
And then that's it. Yeah.
Okay. That guy was a lunatic.
What's up? The guy you guys brought in,
he was a lunatic.
He made me feel very
uneasy. Like at least hearing him. I
mean
at least what? Hearing him like that guy
like listening to him. Yeah.
Unfortunately that's uh you was
psychotic. A lot of people
it was psychotic. Yeah.
Yeah. We did that unfortunately very
regularly. Oh, I'm sure. Oh,
that just scared me in general. Yeah,
I'm sorry you had to go through that. I
mean, you're sure I'm sure you're not
sorry, but I get it. No, I am sorry
because you're a nice person. You don't
deserve to be put through that.
That was really scary.
I'll tell you a little insight. 99.9% of
the people that I arrest I truly believe
are good people. just made a bad mistake
or had a bad day.
Yeah. Whatever.
And I try to I've always modeled it for
I've been doing this for five about five
years. Um and I at my old agency I was
training new guys and I would always say
if you treat people the way you treat
your family and they were having contact
with law enforcement, as terrible as a
situation is, if you treat them with
dignity and
respect, it's all you can do. But a guy
like that, there's no talking to him.
No, there isn't. That kind of guy is
just
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I also don't think that you roam the
streets.
What? I said I also don't truly believe
that you roam the streets acting as if
everybody is a part of your family.
I don't I don't believe that. I love
that you think that, but I don't think
anybody would do that. Your job is your
job. It has nothing to do with your
family. I'm saying instead of treating
people just like a number I get that
you're trying to treat them with more
decency. I get that. But I feel that the
way you're defining it is incorrect.
Well, obviously it's not. I mean, like
any anybody that's good at their job,
like any police officer that's good at
their job is not going to treat
everybody that they're working with as a
family. That's just the wrong way to
word it. It's not correct. I'm saying
like I treat it as if I want somebody
else to treat me. I get it. I get what
you're saying. I just feel that it's too
nice. I feel how you're saying it. I get
it. I do. I do. I understand.
I just also feel
that um you have a job
that makes you abide to the
rules
and you can say all day, oh, I treat
them like family or I would treat them
this way or that way. But at the end of
the day, you treat
them the way the rules are written
because that's what keeps your job and
that's what gets you your promotion and
that's exactly how you should do it. cuz
like that's your career, right? That's
how you move forward. And if you treat
everybody like family, you're not
[ __ ] getting
anywhere. You're going to be left in the
dust. You need to you need to move
forward and not treat everybody like
family. And you didn't do that today.
Like you didn't treat me
disrespectfully. I'll tell you that
right now. Like you treated me
respectfully, but you didn't treat me
like
family. And you shouldn't have either
cuz I am not I'm not family. like I am a
pedestrian and I did something wrong and
you did what you should have done.
Whatever. But
all I'm saying is you don't have to talk
out of your ass. Okay. Like you can be
like you're a nice guy. I can tell
you're a nice guy, but you don't have to
sugarcoat it. Right. No, but I'm saying
that I think people make mistakes. Yeah,
we all make mistakes. You and me, right?
You're just the one with the badge. So
if we made the m same mistake, it would
be a different outcome, right? Of
course, my mom has a badge, so I know
the outcome. It's different. It's just
different. And it's okay. I'm not mad at
you. Not
mad
about how you're on my side or something
cuz you're not. I don't want to hear
some stupid thing that really doesn't
apply to today or me. I want you to be
like, I'm a cop and I'm proud of it and
I want to do what I need to do and you
should stand by that instead of telling
me what I want to hear and then going to
the your friend cops and telling them
what they want to hear. It's just that's
kind of garbage, right?
I'd rather you stick to your guns. Pick
one side and freaking go with
it cuz this is not the side you're on.
So don't act like you're on my side now
that you're in front of
me. I can even barely hear you to be
honest. I can barely hear
you
home. And if I don't go home, I want to
make sure someone's to take care of my
dog.
So, we'll come get your property after
cuz I'm going to release you from here.
I don't know what that means. So, you're
getting you're not going back to the
jail and at the Chris Lake Police
Department. Stay at the hospital. No,
I'm going to see if you either get you
somewhere where you can get an Uber or
figure out how we're going to get you
home. You have my phone. Do you have
things that I could leave with? Yeah,
all of your stuff's in my car.
So, once we get this done, I'll go get
you your phone and everything so that
way I can get you get you released from
car. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do.
Hello.
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Okay, you can have a seat there.
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All right. So, this should be all of
your stuff.
Um, question asked him was that since my
my license um
So, you're getting one citation for DUI
alcohol, one citation for operating a
motor vehicle while using electronic
device, one for improper lane usage, and
one for uh uninsured motor vehicle. Once
you show insurance for the court, yeah,
you said you don't have the police
insurance. It's not saying that you
don't have insurance. It's just saying
that you couldn't show it to me today.
So, those are for you. That's your copy
of the search warrant. This is your copy
of the tow ticket. This is where your
car is going to be. Um, it's going to be
at first class towing just down the road
off Hyatt Road. Okay. Okay. Uh, in 24
hours. So, at about 1:00 a.m. So, first
thing I get it. The next day, you need
to wait 24 hours. I get it. So, you got
to come to the Crystal Lake Police
Department first. There's a $500
administrative to fee on top of the car.
You pay that. Then you go to first class
and you get a car. No, Chris Lake
Department.
saying, "I paid." You come to our police
department. You come to our police
department first. You pay the fee and
then they release your vehicle. They
won't release the vehicle to you until
that fee is paid and you have the thing
in your hand for first class. Then you
go to first class and you get your car
out. Okay. This is the copy of the
breath test that showed that you uh
refused. Okay.
Um, this if you want to sign this, this
is saying that everything you're
getting, you can go through all of your
stuff to make sure it's all there, but
that was inventoried when you got to our
police department.
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There's a charm missing in my bracelet.
It's like not your fault. I don't trust
that on you, but I would like to know
like a point to where you guys pull me
over so I can maybe Oh, it was right by
It was just past the access road to the
airport. That way.
So, you're going past Casey's there's a
little Casey's up, right? So, just past
it. So, once you're going once you pass
Casey's, there's an access road to the
Lake in the Hills airport and that's
where you were pulled over at.
like $100.
Okay.
Well, work, right?
And you double check your pockets cuz
that's where they were beforehand.
Double check the pockets in there and
then I'll make sure they were. They were
on my wrist fell off when I tried to
take them off. Yeah. And then you put
them all in your pockets and it wasn't
on the bracelet again. Um, so this is
the warning. This is what I read to you.
Uh, just explaining kind of what the
implications are of agreeing to or
refusing to uh submit your chemical
test. This is what I was talking about
for the 46 days. Inside this uh this is
going to be your license for the next 46
days. Uhhuh. So on the 46th day, your
license is going to be suspended. There
are ways that you can still drive. um
whether that's a judicial driving permit
or a uh what it means. So a judicial
driving permit means like pretty much
you can drive to and from work with no
restrictions. But if you're not driving
to and from work is driving to and from
customers. Yeah. Then there's ways that
you can do that like my like I don't
like work in a direct area. I work
customer to customer to customer. 100%.
The other option is that you can get
what's called a bait permit. A breath
alcohol interlock device. It's the blow.
Yeah. I get it. I get it. That's a lot
more complicated as a as a simple like
you make it sound simple, but it's not.
No, I know you have to go to the court.
Sound like you could just get this, but
No, you got to petition for it, then you
got to go and pay the $50 and the 200 to
put it in and the 200 to take it out.
But I love how simple you make it sound.
That would be great. Um, so this is uh
Well, actually, before we do that, this
is your conditions or this is your
property bracelet. So, if you just want
to sign. What am I signing? This is just
saying that you're getting back what was
inventoried on here.
Is it here? Yep. All right. Bracelets,
watch ring, lighter, vape, clutch.
Like the I think that's what they called
your wallet.
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It's a weird thing to call that. What is
it?
Checkbook. If that's what they call the
clutch.
I don't know. credit cards, debit,
phone, cigarettes, keychain, whatever.
Let's just do it.
Clutch. Sometimes they're just eyeballs.
All right. And
then this is yours. And then this is
your conditions of pre-trial release.
What this means is that you're not uh
you're agreeing to show up to your court
date, answer to the court if they order
you to do anything, not break any
further laws, and don't leave the
country or the state unless you tell the
court that you're going somewhere. Here,
change identity, find a new social
security number. You'll never find me
again. That's why you looking. I just
wait for the court case. You'll never
find me. I'm now Maria Santa.
I'm just kidding. It's a joke. You end
up somewhere in some other foreign
country. I mean, trust me, I'm not that
smart. That sounds like your issue, not
mine. It won't be my issue. I'm not that
smart.
Let it go. I just won't get called to
the court. I want to be let go. I want
to go home.
You ready to be released? Yes. So, we'll
go outside and I'll see. We'll see if we
can get you an Uber. Otherwise, I'll
stick around and see if we can get you a
ride to Woodstock or at least meet
halfway. 409.
Cham Chris Lake 303. Can you please mark
1J5 release? So these are mine. These
yellow ones are mine, right? Everything
on there is on. Everything is mine.
Everything is mine.
All right. Well, hold on before you go
anywhere and pay out of here. Oh, sorry.
This is also yours. Um, you going to
forget stuff on me, too? This is an
extra piece of paper. This explains I'm
joking. You're a personal name, too.
Um anybody but myself. Trust
me. Nothing against you. I just want to
go home. I get it. I would too. This
goes here or this? No, that's yours.
That's your paperwork. Hold on. Give me
a second. Let me throw in this goddamn
bag. Bag of
trouble. Bag of fuckups.
It's 4 in the
morning. You're like, "Yeah, it's
another day." I work for another 3
hours. What's the difference? I've been
here since 6:00 p.m. Yeah.
Uh if you want to see if Uber is
available, otherwise I can work on
calling up our dispatch and see.
Yeah. Uh by law, I just have to make
sure that you're
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