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occupied one
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time hi can I have your Li registration
move Insurance please yeah
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absolutely
so I just need you to hand me the valid
registration the valid insurance card um
I can't fish through your documents
sorry can I remove this just so yeah the
that's completely up to you I don't
thank you okay so it's uh
January
99th so this expired July
9th herey let me see the red
thing that's good this is expired
though see on the right hand side
there's a
d right July 9th 21 that was 2 months
ago
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how and your driver's license and I I'll
let you look for that more um or if you
have it on your phone I have no no I
don't know how to do any
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um okay all right let me talk to you for
a second you can keep looking for the uh
okay I just need to St one thing um I
changed my name because I got married
it's Menendez so even though the
licenses what what it's what does it say
on DMV it's aranan okay that's fine it's
okay listen if you didn't get a chance
to how long ago did you change your name
I have to Li but I just came back to Tak
care of my dad so I haven't used
anything um October 3rd I got married
okay October 3rd of last year yes and I
have the other license it's just that I
just put everything in my bag okay all
right that's fine I'll I'll run the
number you should have your your regular
one yeah the one that's up to date but I
don't know you could check it you want
to check it no I don't need that's a
business card
yeah that's fine just talk to me for a
second okay all right the reason I
stopped you is us on your phone I was
trying to plug it in and it's not
working because look at that you you
drove by me like this talking on your
phone oh I'm sorry have I I'm very very
very sorry it needs to it needs to be
handsfree all right um how's your
driving record it's perfect it's good
have you ever uh been stopped in peny no
I haveen no okay keep looking for the
insurance card okay this is to me this
is a valid driver's license okay I'm
okay if I run it and it comes up to a
different name uh that's that's I'm not
I'm not too really too concerned about
that I believe you have a driver's
license this is valid you changed your
name you should have the up to date one
on you okay all right I'm not going to
put find that insurance part if you got
do not get out of your car okay no no
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I a is very much like autocorrect on
your phone every once in a while the
words don't seem to make sense you have
to just figure out what they meant don't
just pay attention to what they say try
to figure out what they meant that's
much like Auto you ever get a text and
you say okay I know this is what she
meant to say of course let me try and
figure out what she meant that's what
marriage is marriage is figuring out
what got
autocorrected and what it really meant
so my whole life I have essentially
taught myself to give people the benefit
of the doubt to take them at their word
and what you are telling me is that I
have to untrain myself of that that's
correct that's exactly making progress
yes now you understand that that's just
you must disabuse yourself of the notion
that from this point for and I'm talking
now about the rest of your life that you
will be told things you should assume
that they are exactly what you should be
taking from them this is an inter you
need an interpreter right this is much
like at the United Nations you know
you'll hear a guy and someone will be
out there oh when I see and you'll hear
an English voice saying hello everybody
good day how are you that's what you
need I need the UN guy I'm your
interpreter you're my un guy I'm
interpreting your marriage speaking of
had to block off traffic sit at another
location uh they need you to divert the
traffic heading Southbound on the
pone everybody else right I type the
word test into my phone type the word
test t s test 180 into your phone you
know what comes up when I type the word
test into my phone work it auto corrects
it
y I'm confused by this because what
algorithm is it that is correcting test
to Yeet in my phone I can assure you I
don't use Yeet all the time ever I have
used it you have used yes more than test
unlikely I mean I don't keep track of
those things but the point I'm making is
that I believe what has happened because
every time I mention this my kids giggle
I that to me I think they there is a
function in the phone I believe where
you can change words
you you the middle around
1120 try to close
it before you can while you go
conspiracy no I think it's a family
conspiracy what do you mean it's a fluke
why the hell would test become Yeet on
my phone you said you have typed it
before of course I've typed it before
there lots of words I've typed before
is people it's a fairly
uncommon anyone at any time uses an
uncommonly used word small black
car because I work at ESPN that's how it
works but you must type the word Z into
your phone all the time I never use ye
I'm a 54y old man where the hell am I
typing ye into my
phone me grey you want to go get some
pizza after the show I'm not going to
write
back when I got hit with the with the
with the with the helmet today that
Damian Woody smashed I'm not going to
say he yeated it right into my chest how
is your chest by the way it hurts but
that's neither here nor there so one way
or another got all kinds of problems I'm
going to figure out my texting situation
you're going to figure out your gifting
situation and everything will be fine
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bu well only one place to do the green
list today as the NFL season kicks off
tonight with the Buccaneers and the
Cowboys here are the top five things you
need to know about the NFL season
beginning not just about tonight's game
but about week one of the NFL head
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startonight as the go in search of
back-to- back titles against the Cowboys
Brady of course was the quarterback of
the NFL's last repeat champion
in3 at quarterback there are 15 teams
that will have a different starting
quarterback from last year's season
opener which is prob for the second most
year-over-year change in the Superbowl
era we thought it was going to be the
year of quarterback musical chairs and
we were right number three the best game
of the weekend I think is Sunday Chief
Browns Patrick Mahomes and his career is
10 and0 in
September with 32 passing touchdowns and
zero
interceptions the Browns meanwhile have
not won a season opener since
2004 it's the longest windless streak in
season openers all time
straight too I'm going to be assing with
traffic pulling the corns
off4 number two Jaguars will hand the
ball to number one overall Pi Trev
Warren taking on the Tex the last quter
top last one to win car in 2002 playing
for the Texans that's correct a team so
bad with an offensive so bad your
offensive line so bad it literally beat
the career
out who goes up against and Jack number
one and it is a great week one there are
five games week one between teams that
made the playoffs last year Steelers
Bills Seahawks Colts Browns Chiefs
Packers Saints Bears Rams according to
Elias that is time for the most One
games between playoff teams in a
previous
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season
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all right this is the okay did you find
the up to-date insurance
card can you go can you go to it
yeah this is when they sent
it I need a card though oh I have to
call to find out because I just got home
yesterday all right listen so you're
supposed to have that card readily
available when you're stopped okay
listen I'm not going to I'm going to
give you a courtesy I'm not going to
isue $200 summons for that okay but I am
going to write you the summons for
talking on your phone okay you need to
your phone needs to be operated
handspray all right so this is your this
is your your licenses and registration
this is the summons for operating the
cell phone okay read this top to bottom
call this phone number there's a
mandatory court appearance required for
this except for the six court is not in
person right now it's it's remote okay
so call this number and they'll give you
instructions on how to go on zoom and
you could sit at your house and and go
to court for that okay you need to you
need to figure out how to make your
Bluetooth work and if it's not working
you can't just drive around like this
okay you got to stop and pull over to
the side of the road or just wait and
take the call another time I just have
one question sure is this okay to uh 35
is usually okay I mean I Mercedes it
appears wants more pressure than 35 lbs
of air uh and maybe it wants 40 that
that indicates that your tire pressure
is low so I bring it to a Mercedes or a
shop and just have them add some some
air to the generally I'm going to open
your door real quick I'm going to show
you if you
just right here it'll tell you how see
they want 42 and 40 lbs of air you're
not it's not anything catastrophic is
going to happen but you shouldn't drive
for a long period of time when it's
lower than it's manufactur recommended
okay all right take
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