Hello everybody. How you doing? What the hell? Hold on. Watch this video right quick. >> The man responsible for the [ __ ] Okay. Hello everybody. How you doing? Welcome to uh Perfect Storm videos. Um I don't really know. I think I'm going to play a video game, but um we're just kind of doing a chill stream doing some random random odd goofy [ __ ] Just kidding. Uh, I'm just trying to fix something quick on my stream. There we go. I got it. I got it. Okay, let's watch this video. I just was I'm going to probably play video games, but I just want to see what this video was. 2009. >> It says US military to conduct first firing squad execution since World War II. What the [ __ ] We're doing firing squads again. NBC News. All right. >> Fort Hood mass shooting is set to be executed by firing squad. The defense department announced yesterday that President Trump approved this execution method for Denal Hassan. This is the first time the US military has used a firing squad for a service member since World War II. Hassan, a former army major, opened fire at Fort Hood back in November of 2009, killing 13 people and injuring 32. Prosecutors say he was shouting Alu Akbar during the shooting. NBC News senior national security correspondent Courtney QB joins us now. Uh Courtney, I still remember when this shooting happened and Hassan has been on death row since his 2013 sentencing. So give us a sense of the timeline here. I mean, when could his execution actually take place? Are there any other approvals needed for it to happen? >> So if you look at military the uniform court of military justice UCMJ executions they frankly they will often sit on death row and then never actually be carried out. The last one uh was in 1961 an army private who actually was killed by hanging. And then as you mentioned the last time that there was a US service member who died by firing squad was during World War II was 1945. So what's happened here is President Trump has signed the order for him to be executed by firing squad at the recommendation of Defense Secretary Pete Haggath. But we still need to hear from the Army Secretary about the actual timing of it. And this is where it's possible this just could get dragged out. We have been asking the question ever since the Pentagon announced this on social media late last night about any kind of sense of timing and we simply don't have the answer yet. So when you say that is it then the army secretary who has ultimate discretion over that timing or are other factors in play? >> He he does and and just to complicate factors even more the army secretary actually res >> is the firing squad thing going to be televised >> signed a little bit over a month ago. So right now there's an acting army secretary now that shouldn't matter that he should be able to still sign that order. You know one thing that's that's that's lost in a lot of this is you know you you said that you remember the 2009 for Fort Hood shooting. I do as well. while I was at the Pentagon covering the Pentagon at the time. And uh you know in 2013 when Nadal Hassan was um when he was sentenced to death for the crime of killing um more than a dozen of his fellow soldiers and wounding dozens more, he actually said to a medical board, a military medical board that it would be salvation for him to be killed. And he asked them to put him to death because he said that would make him a martyr. But it's not really clear if that was factored into this decision by the defense secretary when he made this recommendation. Morgan, >> that is fascinating. Uh Courtney Cubay following this all who also remembers when this took place. Uh we appreciate it. Courtney there from our DC bureau. >> Allah Akbar. Okay. >> They should put it on pay-per-view and give the proceeds to the victim's families. >> All right. That'd be so good. Um, yeah. I don't really want to watch any of Let's see what else we could do. I don't really feel like watching body cams, but we might just watch some random uh goofy [ __ ] on YouTube. Let's see. I'll watch a minute of this cuz I Oh, this guy's weird, dude. I watch one of his >> a massive car. It's weird because like I watched this guy before and his videos were kind of normal, but now he's making all these like political videos. Cash Gordon. Cash Jordan. Yeah. >> Van is headed for the border, but Trump says it won't make it. Listen. >> US soldiers are being sent to one of the biggest US Mexico border regions, the Rio Grand Valley in Texas. It comes after a US Coast Guard vessel was fired upon by suspected cartel members less than a week ago. >> This is crazy. Look, they got rollaways. Is there someone sleeping there? Wow, there's a lot of people. Yeah, they're headed up through Mexico towards the US border. And it's happening now for some reason. This is crazy. Look at the size of this. All these people headed up through Mexico. And this is video FROM OCTOBER 2026. IT'S CRAZY. SO, we're talking about roughly 500 troops deploying to Texas's Rio Grand Valley uh over the course of this week. Now, that is confirmed by our law enforcement sources. And I want to show >> Wow. I thought this was going to be some BS, but they're actually doing it. >> Show you that video there that literally shows these troops being dropped onto islands in the Rio Grand Valley out of Shinook helicopters. We were able to obtain this video from someone shooting it on the Mexico side of the border. Now the deployment >> I'm literally here in the Rio Valley right now. >> Well, get ready to have some new neighbors. >> Just days after an incident involving the cartel on the water where the Coast Guard, which is assisting with patrols along the Rio Grand, took on gunfire by suspected cartel members. Wow. The US Coast Guard saying that on Saturday, quote, Coast Guard's Rio Grand personnel encountered gunfire from the Mexican border in the vicinity of Garceno, Texas while conducting joint interdiction operations with federal partners on the Rio Grand. Coast Guard personnel returned fire. The Coast Guard worked closely with the US Border Patrol, the Department of War, and the Texas Military Department to secure the border, disrupt illicit activity, and protect the American people. Yeah, >> no injuries to Coast Guard or other personnel have been reported and the Coast Guard assets were not damaged according to the agency. >> But you got to ask yourself, why is it less than a month before a major election, we have open combat between cartels, the US military, and a massive caravan heading for the border. Isn't that weird? Massive numbers of people are suddenly working their way towards the US border. Did they all just suddenly decide that now is a great time? Or is there a political motivation behind this? Does somebody want people to think the communists are going to take over America and reopen the border? Is that why this is >> No, that's stupid as [ __ ] >> happening. Of course, we're supposed to believe that Trump's going to lose, that Trump is deeply unpopular right now. And when you see these caravans headed for the US, this is supposed to reinforce the fact that America is losing. And Trump was asked about this. Listen, >> down 27% of Latino voters has dropped. >> Oh, I'm doing great. No, no. >> You got my poll. You're fake news. You're CNN. You're fake news. My poll My poll numbers are great. >> And all you have to do is look at the crowds we're drawing. And every time I leave, that candidate will be losing. And by the time I leave, they're winning. No CNN poll numbers are fake. And your whole outfit is fake and so are you. >> Oh, so Trump says it's all fake. But if this caravan keeps moving north, what are they going to encounter? Is there a chance they can get through? >> Is under investigation. And this comes as US forces are already confronting cartel linked drones along that stretch of the southern border. The Rio Grand Valley border patrol sector spans more than 320 river miles, 250 coastal miles, and 19 counties. And the threats include cartels watching what agents and troops are doing, using drones to guide groups. From August to September, the military used a high energy laser in the Rio Grand Valley to take down at least 11 cartel drones. Officials said that they were >> What if what they get in dude? I kind of think someone will get in. There's a lot of people >> reporting activities that posed a physical threat to troops and CBP personnel. >> A former Border Patrol sector chief says this escalation is a >> Yeah, it is. when they target law enforcement intentionally, you know, that is that is a concern because you you ask what's going on, right? They're getting desperate. They're they're having to do something. They're getting uncomfortable. >> And this is part of the whole October surprise. We've been hearing about October surprises in politics for a long time. And basically what this is is right before a major election, something starts happening to sway the results and sway public opinion in some way. We've already got a couple of these going on. We've got Iran with their uh Houthies, their proxy group that they launched into Yemen to try and take territory. That didn't work. We've got Canada starting a trade war with Trump to try and make it look like Trump is foolish and is the one who's isolated. That's not working out too well for Canada. And now we've got stuff happening at the US southern border. Do not think this caravan is anything other than an election operation designed to make you think it's over. So, >> no, it's not. That's stupid as [ __ ] So you don't go out and vote for all the stuff that's going to make our country safe and keep it great. Listen to this. >> All right, guys. We're starting off right here in Louisiana watching deportation flights right here out of this airport. 365 days a year, we have six deportation flights on average that fly out. Now, we also have an additional sometimes 10 to even 20 more flights that go around all around the country to bring them here. Once they get here, it's 72 hours and then off they go. I don't care if you chose to come here 4 years ago or 20 years ago. You chose to enter this country illegally. We're going to hunt you down and we're going to deport you and our great men and women that are out there on the front. >> You try to get in our country, we'll hunt you down by the front line every single day, we enforce our nation's laws. So if you choose to cut the line, you choose to come in this country illegally and not follow our legal system, it is our job to send you back home. And that's what we're doing every single day right here in Louisiana. >> Wow. People are going home. People don't get to stay when they come into America without permission. Which means this caravan, it knows it's not going to make it. It knows it doesn't have a chance. Which is what's so stupid about this whole thing. This is being done not because these individuals think that the Democrats are going to win and then immediately be sworn into office and immediately bring back the days of the asylum crisis. Someone is paying these folks to walk towards the US border. Look, they're under >> No, there isn't. That's [ __ ] [ __ ] That's stupid as [ __ ] >> Police escort. Here they go. They've got a whole operation. They're all coordinated. These folks didn't just get up one day and say, "Yeah, gee, things are so bad in South America. We have to go. Things are better now in South America than they've ever been." No. Nobody. >> No, they aren't. That's [ __ ] >> Can even claim to be an asylum seeker because things in South America have changed. But this is all a media operation. Folks are being funded. >> No, it's not. It's [ __ ] >> Look, everyone's clean. No one's dirty. People have had showers. People have energy to walk and carry things. This is not a group of refugees walking along a highway. This is a group of people. >> Yes, it is. >> Who are being funded in some manner? Do we want a better life for them? >> No, they're not. That's [ __ ] >> Absolutely. But that better life doesn't happen when you break the law. Something the cartel >> It's so >> grace and mercy is better than the law. >> Don't listen to this guy, guys. The videos this guy's been making recently are weird as [ __ ] Like, it's weird, too. He used to make the like these really cool videos, too. I don't know what the [ __ ] up with it. He used to like go out on the street of New York and film [ __ ] It used to be really cool. I don't know what happened to this guy are doing, which has prompted a military response that has made the border even more secure. Listen, >> that's why they would maybe fire shots upon US resources. >> President Trump continues to ramp up the pressure on Mexico to combat the criminal cartels. this as the president actually said that the cartels are the ISIS of the western hemisphere adding that they control the southern border. >> So allegedly Mexico yesterday arrested the leader of this caravan but we don't know what happened to the caravan. All we can assume is that it's still moving because whoever this leader is, I mean this person's a figurehead. People are being paid to do something. We know that. We know that's how these things always end up operating. >> No, we don't. That's [ __ ] [ __ ] Folks don't have the money to travel through various sections of cartel territory, pay everybody for passage, and get all the way to the US border while feeding themselves and getting showers and clean clothes and everything they need and doing their laundry all along the way. All right, that's not what a >> That's not how it works. People don't People don't pay you to go to the United States. You pay them. Maybe they got a good deal on it or something cuz they're going to go in a big caravan, but they're definitely not getting paid to go to the United States. It's stupid. actual humanitarian crisis looks like a manufactured crisis looks like and I hope that you can see the difference and what exactly are they hoping for? Listen, >> an assembly line. That's how a senior adviser at Health and Human Services is is describing the Biden era system that they were using to release unaccompanied migrant children. So, get them in, process them, get them out sometime, John Fabricatory told News Nation in just 9 days. Now, an HHS memo details screening and children released into dangerous situations. Nearly 479,000 children were referred to the federal resettlement program between 2021 and 2024. >> That's crazy. >> HHS says officials loosened screening as arrivals surged, accepting expired IDs, dropping fingerprint requirements for some sponsors. >> Mexican cartels are ruling Texas, Mex, and Arizona. This is all >> I haven't seen any cartels >> part of a fraudulent scam. It starts outside the border with people coming into the country illegally and then we've got scammers inside the country who are part of this. They don't need an ID allegedly. They haven't had to show their fingerprints. Not all the adults involved in these quote unquote sponsorships even had to have background checks. And now we find out that people went missing. The question is, did those folks even come into the country? What happened to the folks that came into the country and were placed somewhere? And what is this all being used for? Are these folks that are enrolling people in daycarees in certain parts of the country to get federal money for their business? I think that we are going to >> All right, I can't watch this [ __ ] anymore. It's so stupid. This guy's a [ __ ] Okay. Anyways, uh let's watch this [ __ ] again. >> All hell is breaking loose as Russia is test. >> This is this video is called All Hell Breaks Loose as war reaches NATO by Midas. ing the resolve of NATO and NATO has gone silent as there have been major incidents in Romania, in Finland, in Estonia and in Poland. Also, Malddova, which is not a NATO member, was also subject to a Russian drone strike right by the Malddova Ukraine border, which resulted in someone injured on the Malddovven side of the border. Again, pretty much nothing coming out of NATO with all of this taking place. Let's go over what's occurred. So, off the coast of Romania, a Turkish commercial vessel carrying Ukrainian grain, the vessel is called the Royad Madav. It sank in the Black Sea after being struck by at least one drone, maybe two. Romanian authorities caravan said 11 crew members were rescued and two were killed. The vessel was about 30 nautical miles south of the Stampu Georgia inside Roman Romania's exclusive economic zone when a fire was reported and a search and rescue operation was launched. Ukraine's President Zalinski says this was a horrific strike by two Russian drones on a >> That shit's boring, too. See, I hate the [ __ ] liberals, too, dude. I hate them all. All right, I'm an independent. Um, let's see what else can maybe not political [ __ ] I'm going to play games in a minute, but I'm trying to I'm going to eat my toast in a minute. But what the [ __ ] human cannonball stick goes wrong? It sounds funny. >> On the 25th of April 2011, stunt performer Matthew Crunch climbed up onto an articulated lorry and waved to a crowd of nearly 2,000 spectators. On the back of the lorry was a huge bright red tube, a human cannon. Matthew was to be the human cannon ball fired high into the air to land precisely in a waiting safety net. It was a stunt that he had performed several times before and which was a staple of the show. He was a professional. He was wellprepared. He had no reason to be afraid. And yet, this stunt, Daredevil, but also routine, would be the one that ended his life. The human cannonball is a name given to a range of stunts which are designed to make it appear as though a person has been shot into the air from a large cannon. In reality, of course, shooting a living human from a cannon would be extremely dangerous and very likely to kill the performer. Human cannibal stunts, therefore, do not use traditional cannons, but instead cleverly designed catapults. Rather than being blasted into the air by an explosion, performers are >> Hey, what's up, Frank? How you doing? >> Physically hurled out of the cannon by pistons powered by air pressure or springs. Often pyrochnics, smoke and a loud sound effect will be triggered at the same time to give the impression the performer is being propelled by an explosive charge. Precise calculations are carried out before any human cannibal stunt to determine exactly how far a given performer will travel. This allows a large safety net to be positioned in exactly the right place. >> Nailed the landing. I am going to guess >> sort of >> from the air. Performers are trained to fall in such a way that however forceful their flight, they will not suffer injury when landing in the net. The stunt was first conceived of in the late 1800s and was performed by a number of daredevils around the world during that century. One of the first to come up with the idea of firing a human being from a cannon was Canadian daredevil William Leonard Hunt. William had performed catapult-based aerial stunts with his own adopted son for a number of years. But after a stunt went wrong and resulted in his son being injured, William started to consider other possibilities. >> He designed and built a powerful catapult that had the appearance of a cannon and hired a young aerialist to be shot from it into a net. The performer, Rossa Matilda Richter, first carried out the stunt at just 14 years old in front of an audience of thousands at the Royal Aquarium in London. My only thought is performing as a human as often as twice a day. The act drew huge crowds who were spellbound by the danger and theater of the stunt. This early human cannibal act didn't always go smoothly. When performing in Portsmouth in 1879, the safety net provided was in poor condition. Rather than landing in it, Rosa fell straight through, the net barely slowing her descent. She sustained minor injuries, but after a day spent recovering, returned and continued to perform. Another hard landing later that same year again resulted in minor injuries, but Rosser was undaunted and continued her work. >> These accidents and the perceived danger of the stunt led to some protests and negative media commentary, though it was never sufficient to result in any action being taken to ban the human cannonball. Rosser went on to have a long and fruitful career as a circus performer, aerialist, and opera singer. And the human cannonball went on to become a staple of many circuses and stunt shows around the world. One outline impression's Daredevil stunt show, a traveling show established in 1991, which toured the UK each year. It included a variety of stunts, including motorbike jumps, pyrochnics, and monster truck displays. Shows would be performed outside at various showgrounds with the entire production being moved on trailers and lorries between each performance venue. On the 25th of April 2011, the show was in the middle of a run in Kent in the south of England. It had recently been joined by a new performer, 24-year-old Matthew Granch. Even as a child, Matthew had enjoyed adrenaline and was known for climbing the tallest trees he could find. As an adult, he remained very active, surfing whenever he could. He had previously worked in a bar, but was delighted when he was hired by Scott May's stunt show to be a human cannonball. To him, it was a dream job. The human cannonball stunt had been part of the show for years and had been performed without incident over a thousand times. Matthew, however, was a very new hire. He had joined the show just a month before and had only performed the human cannibal five times in total. The stunt had gone smoothly each and every time. The cannon from which he would be fired consisted of a large tube mounted on the back of an articulated lorry. Inside was a platform on which Matthew would stand. On Q, this platform would be propelled upwards by a powerful burst of compressed air, launching him into the sky. He would then be caught by a safety net that was attached to the front of the truck and supported on poles, stretching out a considerable distance in front of the cannon. On this day, the leadup to the stunt went as normal. Matthew climbed a top the cannon and waved to a watching crowd of around 2,000 people. >> Who knew this was a bad idea? >> Children, he entered the cannon while a colleague of his provided commentary for the audience. There was a short countdown and then the cannon fired. Pyrochnics and smoke triggered at the same moment as Matthew was launched around 12 m or 40 ft into the air. At the very same moment, however, the lorry on which the cannon was mounted jolted from the force of the launch mechanism. The safety net attached to the front of the lorry was tugged backward. The poles holding it toppled to the ground and the net entirely collapsed. Matthew landed hard on the ground. >> Right on the ground, huh? His fellow performers rushed to his side and provided first aid. The emergency services were called and Matthew was airlifted to a local hospital. >> Goals and ambition he has >> sustained multiple >> typical is he considered an underachiever or an overachiever. >> Save him. These proved too severe. He passed away at just 24 years old just one month into his life of adventure as a traveling stuntman. His dream job. An investigation was carried out by Kent police and it became a highly failed due to a quick release mechanism triggering when the lorry jolted. The mechanism was designed to quickly lower the net when it was time for it to be removed or when necessary to do so to retrieve an injured performer from the net. The quick release function could effectively be locked off so that the net would not release accidentally. On this occasion, the quick release had visually appeared to be locked off, but in fact had not been. >> Daredevil shows compared it to a car door that might appear shut and locked to anyone observing it, but was in fact only lightly closed, ready to swing open. >> One way trips, no refunds. Thus, when the lorry jolted due to recoil from the firing cannon, it triggered the quick release mechanism and prematurely lowered the net. >> Leaving Matthew Crunch with no safe place to land. The owner of Scott Mays. >> Dude, that would be so [ __ ] scary. He saw it all down, dude. Like, [ __ ] >> Daredevil's stunt show was prosecuted for his role in the accident, and it was determined that he had breached health and safety legislation. It was noted that the net having a quick release function at all posed a serious risk and that this risk should have been mitigated either by disabling the quickre function altogether or greatly prioritizing checks that it was fully locked off before the stunt was performed. The owner received 150 hours of community service and the company in a separate >> world got 150 hours of community service. What the [ __ ] That's nothing, bro. corporate prosecution was fined £100,000 for health and safety breaches. Scott May's Daredevil stunt show continues to tour entertaining audiences around the UK. The human cannonball is no longer a featured stunt. >> That's why the stunt person should be in charge. >> Had an excellent safety record and safety for the human cannon. >> It no longer advertises a 100% safety record. Matthew Crunch is remembered as someone who lived his life to the fullest. A man with an excellent sense of humor. >> The song lyrics come to mind. I believe I can fly. >> Didn't hesitate when >> I believe I can touch the sky. >> A human cannonball. And a man who was let down by those who planned. >> All right. Well, that was [ __ ] Poor guy. Um, >> I like the scale. >> Punk and chunk and went kaboom. Matt went splat. >> Did you hear about the plague making a comeback in Russia? >> Yeah. All right, we're doing C8 durability test. I'm at the start of my driveway. Marks the start. All I have to do is get down my driveway without anything weird happening. >> All right, I just made it to Whistle Diesel's property. What do these guys want? >> Matthew Crunch was his name. >> Okay. Whoa. Chill, dude. It's fine. It's I'll back it up. It's fine. I'm going to take off. >> Just give me the keys. Who the f is keys? Just one second. Go, go, go, go. I'm getting my toast really quick. >> Butter ran over a gate. >> Oh, there's a car on fire. There's a car on fire. >> What? What is it? >> [ __ ] Where's my [ __ ] motor? >> A name like that, it was faded. >> Fake ass. Oh, >> stop. >> Oh my god. >> It's a stunt. >> Oh my god. OKAY. >> ALL RIGHT. HANG ON. >> SORRY. >> Why is there a guy? >> I DON'T I DON'T KNOW. >> I'M TRYING TO GO FIRST. >> Go go go. >> Just get OFF OF THE CAR. >> GET OUT. >> GET OUT. >> GET OFF OF THE CAR. >> SCRIPTED. What the [ __ ] >> I don't know. >> What is wrong with that? >> IT'S YOUR DRIVEWAY. >> SLOW DOWN. SLOW DOWN. >> There's no way there's anything else on the driveway. >> No, there can't be. Honestly, genuinely. >> Haha. Scripted. >> It's >> Yes, stunts are scripted. I don't like this guy at all. Really? Why don't you like him? Our C8's as durable as the vehicle they were modeled after, the Chevy Silverado. What's in it? >> Turbo four-cylinder. >> So, the Silverado has a smaller engine than the C8 that has a V8 in it. Everything we do to the C8, we're going to be doing this Silverado to compare cuz they were designed after each other cuz this car has a ton of storage space. Got this frunk here, which is kind of normal. Come on back. And we have full 3500 DY pickup truck bed made for storage. Uh, I think Chevy wanted to make like some sort of mid-engine supercar thing, but they couldn't fully commit. So, they added a truck. >> Chevy VSGB. >> It's understandable because they're a truck company. It's even got like a back window like a pickup truck. It's got a HITCH ON IT. OW. WHY IS IT HOT? >> THIS CAR HAS taken significant damage from things unrelated to this video other than the intro. All this is from is from hitting the gate. Construction workers, some barricades, a giant pallet of cans, drove through a fire scene, hit some hoses. Look at all the grass jumped into the wheels. Something happened here. Oh, yeah. road worker. Thankfully, it comes right off super easily. >> It's asphalt. >> Now, we're going to do a race between both pickup trucks. Chevy's 1500 Silverado versus 1500 C8. >> This truck is the most base model I've ever seen in my entire life. >> Asphalt leaves a sick design. >> I know, right? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. >> Like a schmuck, go. >> Who's breaking to avoid overheating? >> Oh, they're smoking. >> Now you go in front of me and I'm going to see if I can get around you somehow. It's literally mission pickup. This >> thing is so fast. I would give them that. They made a fast pickup truck. >> All right, we pulled it inside the shop here. Uh we don't have enough room on the highway to do a top speed run. So, we're going to see what the top speed is in here. And we're going to do a quick dyno test to measure the horsepower. >> It's going back to one. useless. >> Hold traction control button down for a few seconds till ESC turns are in first gear and cruise 2 to 3,000 RPMs for a minute or so. >> She's going to scream. I love it when they play hard to get. Squeals with delight. >> Speed 250. Holy. >> All right. It took a long time to get. I finally got the dyno sheets for this car and we're going to see what kind of power it made. Here they are. No, like dynamometer sheets. >> I didn't know what you meant when you said go get the >> to measure horsepower. >> I also got this one. It's pretty good. I mean, I don't know what we needed these for. I also got these sheets if you met paper. I didn't know. We have a huge rainstorm blowing and I've never driven a convertible in the rain. So, we're going to try it now. We have a massive storm coming. Looks like an F5. My goal is to get in the center of the tornado where it's calm and we can follow from there. >> I'm so excited. This is the storm of the century, they said. Oh my. >> We got to get into this rain right now. >> Remember, you're in a rear wheel drive car in the >> finally someone that isn't afraid to push a car to its limits. >> Oh yeah, this guy does this show all the time. >> All right, this will be fun. First time on the highway in a topless car. Oh, there standing STILL TRAFFIC. >> NO, THE RAIN IS JUST going to pour straight in. I plan on going recklessly, but everybody's going slow. >> This car is going to smell like We're just trying to get like a normal auto wash. >> Well, they let us in. They don't realize we don't have the top on. >> Yes. I just wanted >> I didn't know. I thought we could go around this. >> No. Well, I guess it's just starting right now. >> Yeah, let's go through, man. Good idea. >> OH MY GOD. >> We're washing this with the top off. We weren't even ready. We just got sucked into. >> Damn it. >> So, I got to clean the tar off the side. >> Okay. Oh, the big my [ __ ] people. Oh, here comes the hair. >> That was violent. I think everything's working fine. The sound system works. >> Why does saying putting a car up on the dyno sounds so naughty? >> Standing water. All right, we just got done washing the Corvette. So, now we're going to >> Paradise PD reference. >> Oh, it's going. It's going. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. >> Oh my gosh. You got it. Easy. It's like 100k. >> We're just hanging it out to dry. It looks like it's drying pretty good. The boom is snapping. Oh. See who can get to the top of the C8 first. >> All right. >> You know, you can do this one. >> It does look sketch. >> It's bumping up in like >> Anybody else want to try? >> I do actually. >> Yeah. Go. >> What? >> World's first C8 scale. >> That looks good. Yeah. You got it. You're good. Lower the car. There's basically no damage. You're good. Oh my god. >> Oh, my turn. >> I have enough time. If it starts swinging my way, thumbs up goes away and >> it's going to swing that way. >> Just give me a thumbs up the whole time and I'll stay here. Go. Now we're going to do the manhandling test, which means I'm going >> This hurts. >> That's We missed it. It didn't fall in frame. >> This is the part you've all been waiting for. This is the manh handling test. We needed a celebrity feature in this video. So, I got Pro 2023 red C806 Corvette tester whistle diesel out here. Pro >> But I bet it was fun as all hell. >> 6 Corvette tester whistle and diesel. >> What's up, guys? If I were the owner of this car and I just bought it from the dealership, I'm going to have so many questions about it durability. Logically, if I can break anything on this car with my bare hands quickly, it's not a quality product. Here's a mirror. >> Oh, that's actually pretty bad. I feel like a chiropractor. This is going to be a stage five structural collapse. Take a deep breath. Oh, then we have the lens here. That's probably just going to Yeah. So, that just came right off. Not really what you want to see in your >> They should take this to the like car dealership after and be like, "Hey, how much can I get for this >> new car?" >> If you're stepping in, you would step on that and then just kind work your foot up. So, we're on the mirror assembly now. That's holding my weight just fine. So, that part passes pretty well, but this part just popped right off. Next, we're going to move our way around to the door. It works, but I actually hate the doors. It's all electronic, so there's just a button here. Oh, that sounds terrible. If you need to get out of this car, a lot of times the button has a lag. Same with getting in. If I need to open it right away, watch. There is a there's a delay. As always, I'm going to do Oh, actually, I hate that if you leave the key in the car and you close the door, it honks at you three times. You know how many times I pull into my house like late at night, I just close the door silently? I pull in silently. The car honks three times. Okay, so now if I wanted to leave my keys in the car, everybody knows it's free to steal. We're going to test the door slamming. Now, Tesla doors are the weakest so far. They break after one singular slam. It's really So, I'm just going to slam this as hard as I possibly physically can. I bet it's going to mess me up pretty bad. >> Oh, no damage. >> All right, we'll keep going till something breaks. Let's see how many slams it handles. This car is a midlife crisis scam. >> I'm not reversing the hinges, though. >> Just peeled it open. >> That is not built good. >> It's perpendicular with the gar. >> Stage five clinger. It is still latching. Find sweet James accident injury attorney. I just broke some fiberglass. I think overall for the manhandling test, that's not terrible. Next up, we have this little flimsy hood. This actually stopped working in the first 10 minutes of this video. The last video. >> So 20 slams breaks it. >> So you know the question is if it was hot out and you put your kid in while you're eating. >> Did you know to move a car by your own power? You don't push drum the bumper or from driver's side using door frame. They >> actually do have a safety strap to keep that from happening. They did kind of prevent that. >> That does not line up. >> Oh, the whole hinge just >> So, I didn't know it opened this way. Actually, >> it doesn't. >> So, that just broke right off. I will give them credit for trying to conserve weight though. Cuz if it was steel, it would have been really heavy. >> Yeah. I think the powertrain's going to be great. >> Oh, the hood's open. Let me get out and close it. >> It still says the hood's open. >> Sorry about that. I look beautiful. Oh, there's no wires going to it. It's just a dumb mirror. Not even a smart one. We'll do as we did with the Cyber Truck and test out the visors. Now, these look much better than the Cybert truck that actually clips in. But I'm assuming that if I just take a deep rev. >> Oh, it still works. >> Cool. Um, you want to try yours out? >> Mine works really good. Yeah. That's a subwoofer that will not Oh, look how small it is. >> For a normal like Tahoe or something, this stuff is nice. But the problem is >> simply rotate a rear car tire. >> Don't really have this. >> It's much much easier to be honest with you, man. The fastest >> fiberglass is so whack. It's like cereal. >> Fastest car is uh and it's 5,000 horsepower, but the car looks terrible. >> 0 to 150 to zero. >> I'm just saying this is like it's bulky. >> Yes, I knew about the door frame. I know how heavy that is and tell me if that should be in your car ever. Holy. Nothing is like precise about this. And I know I sound picky. Okay, for the money, for $100,000, this is a high performing car, but I'm just getting the vibes of a Tahoe. That's all. >> I need you to rip this off. >> They thought it was going to be some sort of fancy palm rest, and people are going to be like, "Let me cycle through the modes." >> Unfortunately, it doesn't work like that. >> Oh, >> put it back. >> Wait, dude. The dial went down. >> We can't even get to it anymore. It just fell in 100y dial button. It it is built fairly solid. I will say I actually hate these. You can't see when these are lit up. If I need to defrost, I'm just like there's a 100 buttons. >> Also, if you want to cycle from high temp to low temp, you have to go ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding >> because this car came from the factory as a pickup truck. We have this nice hitch on the back and we're going to be pulling my horse trailer with it. >> Oh, you bought a horse? >> Um, yeah, I bought one. >> What are you nameing? >> Clydesdale. It's my first horse. >> You bought a Clydesdale. I'm naming him Clyde Dale. I'm picking this horse up in Washington State. It's like a 38 hour >> lol broken million dollars of a car in Washington state. >> Yeah, Clyde's Dale. >> You ever heard of the Enimclaw Washington incident? >> What's that? >> Where a man got? >> All right. I should be able to see good with my backup camera. >> Little more to the left and stop. Wait. >> He's a millionaire. Lol. >> You have a camera. >> Oh my god. Are you kidding? >> I'm going to do a top speed run. >> No. >> Lost the spare already. >> It's hard corner. The whole bumper's kicked in. >> How do you get out of the knife jack? >> Keep jacking it. >> The whole frame is all aluminum. >> What's up with these aluminum frames, DUDE? >> WHAT? >> NO. >> LOOK, it's pulling down the whole back of the car, dude. The whole frame is bending. >> Well, these cars are designed to like when they get an accident, the whole back of the frame just shears off. >> No, that's not good. >> Budweiser Clydesales are absolutely beautiful horses. if you ever get a chance to see them. >> Yeah, we feed him nothing but steaks. >> So, you're saying he'll just cooperate fully and walk right in? >> He's supposed to, but it didn't work for the last guy. >> Oh, god. Very polite. Go on in. Walk right in. Come on up. Let's go in. >> He speaks gentle giants. >> Come on. Come on in. Come on. Come on. >> Come on in. >> Good boy. Keep going. >> Oh my god, dude. The car. I don't know if I feel safe right here. Back up. What should I do differently? >> Put it in reverse, you guys. >> Come on. >> I have a lot more planned for this car that's very aggressive, but we kind of had to stop cuz the trailer hitch was ripping in half. And I need to get at least two videos out of the car to pay for it cuz it cost $100,000. >> Wait, what happened to the windshield? Uh, we hit Nick on the road. >> Where do you want to go for lunch? >> Uh, cheeseburgers. >> I have something extremely important before the end. >> Alex, can you fire him, please? >> Yeah. Thank you. >> Why do you have a pack of cards? >> So, I have a game I want to play. As you can see, I have a real deck of cards. They are all real cards, right? I'm going to shuffle them so that they are completely random. >> All right. Tell the viewers what the card is that you're thinking of. Okay. >> Okay. Three of hearts. >> Was your card either of these? >> They were not. >> Okay. Any of these? >> It was not. >> I'm just going to Was it that card? >> It's not that card. >> We narrowed those down. >> Yeah. >> Was your card any of these? >> No, it was none of those. >> So, it's none of those. Was your card an ace of spades? >> It was not. >> How about a joker? >> That's not a playable card. >> Any of those? >> Yes, it was. Yes, this was my card. >> Really? >> Yep. >> That's how it's done, boys. >> That was good. I got it. You asked me. >> That's actually pretty skillful. All right. So, here I'm gonna play one more time just to show you guys it's real. Alex, pick a card. >> 11 diamonds. >> All right. Do you have your card? >> Mhm. >> All right. Now, give me a hint. >> It's red. >> The back of this one's red. >> How about this one? Nope. >> That is the Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube. >> Is that your card? >> Just give me a hint. Is it any of these? >> Yes, it is. >> Exactly. >> You just said give me a hint. >> Is that your card? No. >> That's raw, uncensored magicsmanship. I want you pick another card. Whisper it. >> I want to >> pick it. >> Yeah, I got a card. >> Was it this one? >> Yes. Yeah, you got it. >> Exactly. >> Now you're playing 52 card pickup. My grandpa got me at that one time and I never trusted him ever again. >> I I don't think the audience believes it yet. >> No. >> Pick a card. Whisper it to the phone. >> Five of diamonds, I guess. I don't know. >> Is it that one? >> No. No. Get this out of here. No. >> Okay. So, it's not those, right? Is it that one? >> No. >> Just tell me when I get it. >> No. No. No. No. >> No. No. No. >> Here she is. >> No. >> Oh. How about that one? >> Any of these? >> No. >> So, we want to narrow down those three. >> We've narrowed it down a >> All right. Give me a hint now. >> You don't get hints. >> Give me a number of what it is. >> Five. >> There it is. That's it. >> It's not the No, not >> there's only one five in a deck. >> There's more than one. You give me a shape. >> That's not it. It's the five of diamonds. >> So, we're going to narrow it down. >> It's the five of diamonds. >> So, it should be one of these three. >> The five of diamonds. God. >> And that there it is. Souvenir. I think I have a marker in the car if you want if you want to sign it. Can you pick my um Sorry, he's my magic assistant. Can you pick the deck up? We're going to go play at the AT&T stadium. >> Okay. You're going to together agree on a card and tell the camera. Okay. >> Three of clubs. >> Three of clubs. >> Three of clubs. >> They got their card picked out. >> All right. Is your card >> thousand Aries? Not at all. >> You got 51 more chances. >> He's good at this. >> Is it that? >> It is. Holy. >> He actually did the trick. That was legitimately their card. >> Two tries. >> What the >> Okay, pick another card. >> Wait. >> Two of >> Is that your card? >> No. >> No. >> Okay. >> Mm-m. >> Any of these? >> It's none of those. >> No. >> No. >> No. >> To end the trick. Is it any of these? >> No. >> No. >> Then I have your card. >> It's that. >> No. >> One more sec. No. >> How about that? >> No. >> No. No. No. >> The probability here is actually kind of insane. It's one of those. >> Nope. That one. >> Yes. >> Holy [ __ ] >> Is that not the most skilled thing you've ever seen? >> If it was in the middle, I would have like Yeah. But like that was almost >> It was the second to last and the second to first. And I got you both times. >> Okay. Okay. All right. >> I thought it was on the ground already. >> No, that's how it's supposed to go. All right. Thought I was going to play video games. Dude, what am I doing? I think I'm going to hop off for a minute. I'll be back later. I'm going to do a body cam stream later. But uh I'll catch you guys on the flip side. I just don't feel like streaming for a little bit. Catch you guys on the flip side. Funny thought. Regular side. thought regular-sized horses have the common problem of getting trapped gas and need humans to push on their belly to let out all their trapped gas. I imagine for Clydesdale. It's >> random. All right. A L R C Y.