can you spit out the gun just spit it
just get out the gum on the grass yeah
okay how much you got to drink how much
have you had to drink
um I had three martinis I've been there
for
two and a half hours so three martinis
over two and a half hours yeah
but they weren't all at once they were
like over time yes very spread out I
didn't even
begin
out loud
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that was 30 seconds it's shitty I know
it's stressful I know it's stressful but
this is how the process works the
possibilities I have to get to like I
was out drinking and driving it's just
[ __ ] stupid it really is
hello
how are you all right okay so the reason
why I'm stopping is she got up to 91
miles an hour
at 41 miles an hour 31 91. I am 100
serious not even joking okay so that's
the reason I'm gonna stop oh 25 yeah
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like my insurance on my phone
that's perfectly fine yep
what is this plate I just re-registered
my car so these are my old plates no but
you have one right you have one on the
car right now I do I have my Florida
with these plates I'm pretty sure my
registration is still in the mail
so this is my old one
I do yeah this is my address so this was
my old registration I just re-registered
this car like a week ago
um
that's fine yeah do you just have the
insurance on your phone
so you still
where are you coming from you're going
home obviously right yeah the standard
you work there
no I know okay all right
no no that's fine all right I'll be back
appreciate it
all right Cheyenne can you step out for
a second please just leave your stuff in
the car you'll come back
we'll go over here to the sidewalks when
we hit
can you spit out the gun just spit it
just spit out the gum on the grass yeah
okay how much you gotta drink what was
that how much have you had to drink
um I had three martinis I've been there
for
two and a half hours so three martinis
over two and a half hours yeah
but they weren't all at once they were
like overtime yes very spread out all
right I didn't even finish the last one
okay are you willing to do field
sobrieties make sure you're good to
drive home yeah
so what we're gonna do is I'm
technically not supposed to do this by
myself so there'll be somebody else
coming that's how our policy is okay
that's why you stand here I just have to
move my car back do you understand yeah
I'm just gonna move my car real quick
all right Cheyenne come here
how old are you
going on all right do you have any sort
of medical conditions I should know I do
nothing at all you don't take any
prescription medications for anxiety for
knee pain for arm pain nothing
um
all right face me okay so you so other
than that you take no medications you
have any sort of health conditions at
all
any problems with your brain
problems with your eyes with your knees
um I wear contacts but so the context
right now so they're prescription there
okay are your contacts colors are they
just regular regular colors and they're
for site
near Side Of The Far Side
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okay I like chronically wear contacts
okay all right so anything other than
the contacts if you have any problems
with your eyes other than that any
problems with your knees uh no no you're
good to go okay um you ever received
like a significant bump on the head like
an injury to your head trauma to your
head
all right so we're gonna do these
exercises all right there are a couple
of them and there are several
instructions
I'm going to explain the exercise and
then I'm going to demonstrate the
exercise so there's no tricks okay I'm
going to do literally what I want you to
do okay if at any point uh you are
confused about something I say or you
didn't hear me or you're not like 100
sure just ask me a question and I'll
stop what I'm doing and I'll answer the
question does that make sense yes okay
all right
so I want you go ahead and do you're
already almost there once you put your
feet together like this on your hands to
your side okay and I want you to stay
right there don't go anywhere okay all
right
so for this exercise I'm going to move
this light around what color is the
light
okay so this light is going to go left
and it's going to go right now as You
Follow the light with your eyes
do not move your head so if you look at
my eyes Okay so the light let's say go
this goes this way right I'm going to
fall like this all right I'm gonna go
back the other way
like the other way following the light
okay I don't want you to try to move
your head to try to follow the light
does that make sense it's simple okay
are you ready to begin
here we go
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paying attention
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all right we're gonna go up towards the
sky
all right relax
okay what is it you were telling me I
couldn't hear you because the train I
was just saying the train is quite
distracting yeah I know it's like it's
really annoying and Loud okay all right
so because it's so loud I'm gonna speak
louder okay I'm not yelling at you I'm
just gonna make sure you hear me okay
all right so that's what I was saying
it's like a little distracting but
so what I want you to do which one is
your left foot
okay which one's your right foot nice
okay what color is the line all right
would you agree the line for this
section right here straight
do you believe it's straight does it
look straight to you okay cool I think
so but I ask you okay what I want you to
do is I want you to place your left foot
on the line like this
okay
now place your right foot in front of
the left
and you touch Heel To Toe okay I'm gonna
turn so you can see my feet all right
I want you like this
okay keep your hands to your side
all right don't go anywhere
got it okay
just get back on okay I'm gonna
demonstrate the exercise by walking this
way so you can see what I want you to do
but when I tell you to move I want you
to walk down the line obviously don't
Walk This Way okay I'm walking this way
so you can see me that's the only reason
why does that make sense okay don't go
anywhere while I give you the
instructions all right so when I say so
when I tell you to you're going to take
nine steps how many steps nine okay it's
gonna look like this one two three four
five six seven eight nine okay when you
get to your ninth step all right you're
gonna land on your left foot all right
so you're going to be down here land on
your left foot okay this is nine right
all right you're gonna turn around
keep your left foot on the line don't
don't drag it all over the place okay
keep it on the line and you're gonna
walk nine more Heel To Toe steps back
okay so obviously Heel To Toe means
exactly what I should like this okay all
right I don't want to see large steps
you understand
if you have any questions all right so
for this exercise make sure you count
out the steps I want to hear the numbers
one through nine and then obviously one
through nine back okay make sure to look
at your foot I'm gonna be standing down
here do not look at me and once we begin
the exercise don't ask me any questions
just keep going until you're done you
have any questions do you understand
everything I told you yes are you ready
to go you feel confident okay you can
begin when you're ready
foreign
so for this exercise I'm gonna have you
raise one leg it's called the one leg
stand so like I'm gonna have you stand
on one leg okay now it's going to be up
to you which leg you want to use I'm
going to raise my left leg only to
demonstrate it does not mean you have to
raise your left leg if you feel like you
want to raise your right leg raise your
right leg okay it's up to you all right
so while I give you the instructions I
just want you to stand like this okay
now I'm going to demonstrate what I want
you to do okay when I say so I'm going
to have you choose a leg and you're
going to raise it six inches off the
ground okay it's going to look exactly
like this you're going to keep it
straight out I don't want to see this
right just don't do anything I tell you
to okay I don't want to see like this
bent right here or like sideways I've
seen a bunch of crazy stuff I want it
straight out like this I want you to
look at the foot that you have raised
keeping your hands to your side and
you're going to start counting 1001
thousand two thousand three thousand
four thousand five thousand six thousand
seven thousand eight thousand nine
thousand ten Thousand Eleven 2012.
you're gonna just keep counting okay
while you're counting up I'll be keeping
track on my watch
and then when I get to the time I'm
looking for I'm going to tell you to
stop okay so just keep doing it until I
say stop does that make sense to you
you are you sure remember ask me
questions if you don't understand so
you're going to choose a leg this is why
there's no
um so there is a time limit however the
reason why I don't tell you is that is
one of the indicators that can be seen
okay there is a timeline there is a set
time okay it's the same time for
everybody I just it's part of the
instructions I don't tell you what that
time is that makes sense okay so you're
going to choose whichever leg you want
Grace is six hitches off the ground look
at the foot okay don't look at me
straight ahead of you okay
keep your hands to your side don't use
in the balance okay if you put your foot
down it's fine Bring it right back up
and keep going okay if you have any
questions do you understand everything I
told you do you feel confident okay are
you ready to begin which foot are you
gonna race
okay begin
out loud
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stop
that was 30 seconds okay all right next
exercise we're going to do is called
finger to nose remember touch your nose
or your finger simple okay cool which
one's your left hand
which one's your right hand okay all
right so we're going to use your index
fingers which are these fingers right
here and we're going to use the tip of
them okay this is the tip of your finger
all right this is not the tip of your
finger this right here okay pointed nice
okay so when I say left I'm going to
have you touch the left tip finger to
the tip of your nose nice okay now once
you touch it you bring it down
don't leave it here and just stare at me
okay then when I say right I'm going to
do the exact same thing with your right
hand okay so it's gonna look like this
left
right
left that's it understand okay
any questions okay look all the way up
to the sky and close your eyes
you ready to begin
all right keep my eyes closed keep them
closed yeah left
right
left
right
right
left
nice okay last exercise open your eyes
for this exercise I'm going to have you
count to 30 in your head okay
you're going to approximate the passage
of 30 seconds most people accomplish
this by counting the 30 in their head
okay once you reach 30 seconds you're
going to tell me that you're done
counting because obviously it's gonna be
silently inside of your head and then
I'm going to tell you how long it has
actually been does that make sense have
any questions
so close your eyes look up I will tell
you when to start counting quietly in
your head are you ready begin
just tell me when you get to 30.
okay that's 38 seconds okay just so you
know all right just release your arms
like this okay
it can be placed on their rest for the
UI all right
you're going to go to jail for DUI
because you have shown sufficient
indicators for me to believe are you
able to breathalyze me and prove that
yes ma'am I'll give you the opportunity
for your choice
you will absolutely be provided that
opportunity as I am required to provide
everybody okay
and we will get to that in about 20
minutes you understand
all right so female officer female
officer to my left I'm not going to
search you obviously a girl the female
officer is going to search you do you
have anything on your clothes I dove my
medical pen and my waistband of my okay
she'll remember that's that's not a
crime it's fine all right
we're gonna go walk with me man
I'm sorry I highly disagree with this
okay I'm just I'm just here to search
you okay I would just like spread your
people in the place the opportunity to
be breathalyzed fairly before I'm
accused of this because
it's not fair at all
oh yeah yeah I just showed up to search
yeah I know I literally had three drinks
over the course of over two hours and
I'm just on my way home like
this is ridiculous do your earrings come
out
um they do I have a lot though I have
some of my nose like everywhere I have I
have a dog like I'm I'm just gonna be
taking these off because we have to I
have so many all right one by one all
right just stand still for me so I can
do this
if there's any piercings that do not
come out just let me know there's
there's no other way to go around this
like a breathalyzer or anything because
I can promise you that I've only had
like okay it's okay listen you are going
to get a breathalyzer okay which is the
way the process works we have to do this
first I'm going to take you to the
breathwise you understand I know all
right so many other things like I I
didn't even drink that much
listen I believe you you got to bear
with me okay this is how the process
goes all right I'll take you back to my
station I will provide you the
opportunity to give a brushing I promise
you I will all right you understand it's
all on body one I ain't lying I know
it's just it's so shitty I know it's
stressful but this is how the process
our responsibilities I have to get to
like I wasn't out drinking and driving
it's just [ __ ] stupid it really is
ma'am are your dreadlocks like an
attachment or that's your hair and my
hair so are they attachments that can
come out no no okay
stand still for me
in here
you want to do it no
no
never had your hair pulled before
uh no I don't know
there we go
these beads don't come out
um the one my
family are tied in with strains
I'm not like I understand you guys are
doing your job but like I was being
honest like this is [ __ ]
it tells you I'm going to give you the
opportunity
I'm going to give you the opportunity
this is how the process works okay we
have to go through this part because
you're going to go to our station okay
but you are going to be able to discuss
something I promise you all right you
can prove to me what you want to prove
to me bear with a bear with us
foreign
homes
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any rings
he said please be careful don't worry
We're Not Gonna Take It
I don't think it would fit him anywhere
fit me yeah
all right just have a seat
thank you