Today we got a video from Cop Cam Max and the title of the video is jealous girlfriend takes a bite of boyfriend's manhood. Ooh. >> Ma'am, get out of the tent or I'm going to taze you. >> Taze me, dude. >> [screaming] >> What starts as a routine call about a jealous girlfriend who nearly bites off her boyfriend's testicle quickly spirals into a bizarre pantless encounter with Mr. Sparky. >> I came out of the woods and woods, man. >> Okay. All right. Are you heavily bleeding or what? >> I have had testicle torsion, man. One of my nuts One of my nuts is starting inside of my sack. >> Okay. >> All right. I just I was having intercourse with my fiance. She thinks >> you know that? >> Wait, hold on. HOLD ON. DID HE SAY one of his nuts is sold inside OF HIS SACK? >> [screaming] >> OH. NAH. >> [laughter] >> WHAT? >> spirals into a bizarre pantless encounter with Mr. Sparky. >> I came out of the woods and woods, man. >> Okay. All right. Are you heavily bleeding or what? >> testicle torsion, man. One of my nuts One of my nuts is starting inside of my sack. >> Okay. >> All right. I just I was having intercourse with my fiance. She thinks >> How do you know that? Okay. >> She just literally tried to remove my nuts with her teeth. >> All right. What's your name, man? >> We met I I asked you over >> What's your name? >> Richard There's blood all over the I said, dude, I've been trying to call the phone. It keeps dying. It's actually her phone. She ran off. >> Where's your Where's your girlfriend now? >> Been in the [ __ ] woods, man. >> She's back in the woods? What's she look like? >> She's 4'10". Really short. A [ __ ] hobbit and me. >> What's her name? >> Valerie >> You guys are going to work. >> I'm sorry, sir. >> You want to press charges? >> Put her under arrest, you gentle man. >> Okay. >> I just did time for >> Do you know this Do you know this Do you guys >> He just came up and rang my doorbell. >> Okay. What did you What did he tell you when he walked up? >> What he told you he said his girlfriend tried bite his nuts off." And uh You got a dead of birth for the girlfriend? >> You know what? Shout out to this guy right here, man. Shout out to my guy on the right looking us dead in the dead in the eye right now. Shout out this guy, man. Shout out this guy right here, man. Nice neighborhood doing his thing. Some people when they see a stranger at the door, they may not answer the door. You know what I mean? They'd be like, "Ah, move away." No, he noticed that this guy needed some help. And he helped him. You know what I mean? We got to commend him on that cuz some people would just shoot him away. "Get away! Get away!" You know what I mean? Or "If you don't get off If you don't get away from me, I'll blow your brains out." You know what I mean? Whatever, right? Don't want to be bothered. Especially this time of night, it's almost 1:00 in the morning. It's pretty much 1:00 in the morning. So, the for this guy to help out, you know, this guy damn, he got his nuts you know, Sorry, ladies. You don't know how I feel, but the we all You see all men here, man. We feel this brother's pain right here, man. We [laughter] We feel his pain, man. This guy could be an ex-felon, whatever. He He said He just did time for whatever Whatever, it don't matter, man. He almost got his manhood taken out. Like, "Yo." His girl thought that he was cracking a nurse practitioner. Like, "Oh, the NP, man." And she tried to remove his manhood with her teeth. We all feel his pain, man. >> [laughter] >> Okay. Okay. I got you. So, you can walk off yourself here. >> I barely walk here, but yeah, I've been laying here all day. >> I destroyed that [ __ ] tent. Spray. So, don't think anything. >> His girlfriend, Valerie, bit his nuts, wants to press charges. >> All right. >> PC for ag battery. Great bodily harm, felony. Anybody out here, make yourself known. >> Officers begin their search for the mean 4-ft 10 hobbit. After a 2-minute walk from the residence, they locate a small tent encampment. >> Sheriff's office, MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN. >> IS IT EMPTY? >> YEAH, IT'S EMPTY. THERE'S NO BLOOD OR anything in here. >> Did he look like messed up or >> I didn't get to look at his nuts, but Looks like he he said >> Having found the estate empty, the search for the ball biter continues. A second community is discovered a few minutes later. >> Hello. >> Hello. Sheriff's office. Come out with nothing in your hands, please. >> What's up? Y'all came to the wrong [ __ ] Nope, they're around the corner. Hello. >> Hello. Come out of the tent with nothing in your hands. >> Hold on, we got nothing in our hands. Hold on. >> I get you. Come out of the tent and let me see that. You got to come out. We'll stop shining the lights at you guys. >> What the hell is going on? >> Do you hear all the screaming and hollering? >> No, that's not us. Y'all are around the corner. >> Around the corner? More north or west over here? >> Yes, when you go back out that path, when you go around the corner around there. >> Okay, did you see or hear anything? >> We heard them arguing, that's all we heard. >> Just heard loud, raising voices. >> Is there anybody in this tent right here? >> We just got here. >> Is there anybody in this tent right here? >> Yeah, he's asleep. >> He's asleep? >> Yes, it's one person. No, y'all came to the wrong It's around the corner. >> you didn't see a naked a what running through here? >> Nope, we were in our tent. >> Okay. >> We didn't see nobody. We just heard them arguing way around the corner, sir. >> Way around the corner? >> Yes, sir. >> And what's your name? >> Huh? >> What's your name? >> Xavier. >> Xavier, what's your name? >> Do I got to go around there? Huh? >> I was asking what her name was. Person still in tent, get out. >> He's He was asleep. >> All right. >> Y'all come to the wrong area. It's right there. >> Okay, well we can't tell which Yeah, if you don't mind waking him up. >> telling y'all we It's right there. >> Listen, listen. If the person who we're looking for ain't in here, we're leaving you, okay? >> he's not We telling y'all we It's not here. It's right in the corner. >> I got to do my due diligence nonetheless and check. >> Jesus. >> All right, he's waking up. >> Okay. >> Should I give her some of that? >> I don't care. We're outside. >> Thank you. >> No screaming, no naked lady around here. It's right in the corner right there. >> Well, she could have hopped in any tent, one of these. We don't know that. >> I'm telling y'all I It's us here. It's We ain't doing you No yelling, no naked lady. He's asleep. We was in there just got here. They right there arguing. We don't know who it is. >> Yeah, they're over here. We want you to come over here. >> Who's they? >> The whoever they is right there arguing. >> You don't know You don't know who they are at all? >> No, sir. I'm telling you the argument is coming from around there. >> All right, well if you see a naked lady, white lady running around, call 911. She just bit off >> Okay, because we just got here. >> know Richard? >> Right there. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> She just bit his nuts, so >> I told y'all he was right there. >> With the nut nibbler >> still at large, officers press deeper into the forest and locate yet another community. >> Sheriff's office. >> What the [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> Is this a campground site or is this just a bunch of homeless people [laughter] who built their own community out back here? Like what the hell? >> Hello? >> Sheriff's office, come out with your hands up. Make yourself known. >> YOU MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN OR I WILL MAKE >> What's your name? >> fully dressed. >> Ma'am, what is your name? >> Valerie. >> Valerie? Okay, Valerie, step out away from the camp. >> May I get dressed? Can you walk up and lights out of eyes so I can get dressed? >> What are you wearing? Just a nightgown? >> I'm wearing just a shirt and bra. >> Okay. >> I am in bed. Come on up. >> Stay right there. >> Come on up, but please drop the lights. >> All right, grab something from your tent now. If it's anything but clothes, you're getting shot. Got it? >> I have nothing here. Nobody to be here. >> a pair of shorts. Is there anybody in that tent right there? >> I have no idea. That is not mine. >> Okay, grab some pair of shorts. >> May I ask what this is about? >> This is about Richard. Grab some a pair of shorts. >> Well, I need to know what it is. >> Ma'am, grab a pair of shorts or I'm going to taze you, handcuff you, and take you out of that tent. >> And make me get out of the tent with no clothes on? >> You're going to do that to ME? I KNOW I'M ARE YOU SERIOUS? >> MA'AM. >> I am not kidding. >> Ma'am, are you going to get out of the tent? Ma'am, either grab a pair of shorts or get out of the tent. >> It don't matter how much you try to intimidate, dude. >> Ma'am. >> Richard, you >> Either grab a pair of shorts or get out of the tent. >> Oh, you can taze me all night you want to. Can I go get help with this [ __ ] I was in god damn bed. What is this all about? >> Ma'am, grab a pair of shorts or get out of the tent. >> Well, god damn if you take me out here naked, I couldn't give a I ain't done nothing wrong. Y'all came to me. I ain't done a god damn thing wrong. >> Stop there. Put your clothes on. >> Well, those aren't even mine. >> Put them on. Ma'am, I'm not going to do this game with you. >> Uh, exactly. >> All right, get out of the tent. Get out of the tent. >> I know my rights, dude. >> Ma'am, get out of the tent or I'm going to taze you. >> Taze me, dude. >> Ma'am. >> I have A HEADACHE AND I'M ALL WARM. TAZE ME. >> GET OUT OF THE TENT. >> I BET YOU WON'T. [ __ ] CLOWN. >> [screaming] >> GET OUT OF THE TENT. >> GET OUT OF THE TENT NOW. >> GET OUT OF THE TENT. PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. >> GET OUT OF THE TENT NOW. >> PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR >> PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK NOW. >> TASER IN MI. Grab her arm. >> I did resist. I DID NOT RESIST. I DID NOT RESIST. [screaming] I DID NOT WANT TO ACT SO PEACEFULLY. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? >> [laughter] >> WHAT THE [ __ ] >> [laughter] [screaming] >> I DID NOT RESIST. >> ALL RIGHT. SIT HER UP. MA'AM, I'M GOING TO PULL THE PRONGS OUT. >> [crying] >> 22-3, 10-12 with Valerie. Taser deployed. We have her in custody. >> VALERIE, NO. >> MA'AM, STOP. I'M GOING TO PULL THE PRONGS OUT OF YOU. >> I WASN'T RESISTING. >> WE'RE ABOUT A QUARTER MILE into the woods down a path. If you go to the west side of the road, there's going to be an open area with a path. We'll be 51 with my suspect here in a second. >> [laughter] >> All right, ma'am. We got [laughter] to pull the prongs out of YOU HERE, OKAY? >> [crying] >> MA'AM, YOU GOT A >> [screaming] >> MA'AM, YOU GOT TO STAND UP. OKAY. >> I APOLOGIZE. I WAS DRY. MA'AM, I got to have a phone. >> There's wires here. I'm just trying >> Yeah, I'll call the passenger. >> Is there any more prongs in here? I don't see any more. >> WHAT DID I DO? >> YOU DID NOT get out of the tent when I told you to get out of the tent. >> You told ME TO GET DRESSED. I WAS TRYING. >> I TOLD YOU TO GET some Grab a pair of shorts. YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO GRAB I DID NOT CARE AND THEN I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF THE tent and you wanted to argue with me. We're walking this way. >> [ __ ] me? Y'all call that arguing? Are you married? Are you married? Do you have a girlfriend? >> Put your foot Put your foot down so I can get the wire off you. >> [screaming] >> I got her if you want to get the prongs. >> All right. >> Yeah, PUT YOUR SHOE ON. THAT'S GREAT. >> MA'AM, IF YOU TRY to run or bite or fight me, I will TAKE YOU TO THE GROUND. >> WHAT WHAT WOULD I >> I'M giving you a warning. >> What? >> You shoot four? >> I believe so. >> All right, I got four right here. >> Oh, so what? >> Yeah, looks like >> I have five I have five. >> This is not Where's your body cams? Are they on? >> Right here. >> Are they on? >> Damn, she yelling all in her face with dick breath and everything. Oh my god. >> [laughter] >> This is nasty work. Like yo She got nut breath all in Yo, all in the officer's face, man. >> [laughter] >> This is foul. This is so foul. I ain't going to lie. >> [laughter] >> Oh, man. Listen, my guy was trying to have him a good night, peaceful night, whatever, and she just went off the rails, man. Off the rails completely. Damn. I don't know. What you think, though? You think the officer jumped the gun a little bit? I mean, she was going for her clothes, but I do think she was playing games cuz even though those shorts weren't hers or whatever, just throw them on and keep it pushing. Like, you know, I you know, come on. We trying to give you a break, you know, cut you some slack. We don't We don't want you going in there, you know, with your hoo-ha out and everything. We understand that, but uh we also can't be sitting here playing games with you as as well, you know what I mean? So, you going to have to get whatever you got to get done expeditiously, you know? Make it quick. >> THEY ON. DO NOT WALK. >> ARE THEY [ __ ] ON? >> MA'AM, I WILL DROP YOU. >> ARE THEY ON? >> They are on. >> Really? Are you lying? >> Okay, so are the other one my Are they showing? >> ARE THEY ON? >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S WALK. >> PROOF THEY ON. I WANT PROOF. THIS IS A [ __ ] >> ALL RIGHT, WE'RE WALKING THIS WAY. WALK. >> WHAT IS GOING ON? PLEASE TELL ME. The cuffs too tight. Please have this okay to show or re-glove me. Can you get me on the left side, please? >> No. >> Then the body cams ain't goddamn on. I ain't stupid. Please, drop your arm a little bit. I'm 4'10". For God's sake. >> Keep walking. >> Please, just drop your arm a little bit. Can you get your hands off of my arm, please? I am 4'10" and he's like just crunching it to death. And it's just okay to do this. >> Just have a seat. >> okay to show. >> Take a seat. All right, you stay there. >> Man, this guy Are you [ __ ] me? >> She believes he is cheating on her with his doctor. I forgot what doctor he called it, but and while they're having intercourse, she bit his nuts. So. >> While they're having intercourse? >> Man, I got nothing to add to that, sir. You please do not look it up. >> [laughter] >> You see nothing but guys around. We feel his pain, man. Damn. >> But there is no females here. Not a goddamn one. Where is the female? >> Hey, ma'am. Ma'am. You just bit someone in the testicles, okay? We're going to cover >> but come to find out I'm on a guard. >> We're going to cover you up with this, and then we're going to reach underneath your shirt, and we're going to put the rest of the stickers on. >> Can I be digital? >> Take a seat. I'm going to read you your rights again, cuz I don't know if you heard me over there. >> Please. Please. >> I will explain >> Because the straight order in >> Stop talking over me, Valerie. I will explain everything after I read you your rights. >> There's a straight order in this, but just what you want to be yourself. >> silent. Anything Are you willing to speak with me, or >> Actually, I have nothing. >> Okay. Valerie, the reason why I'm here is because this Richard was at the door of this residence right here, right? Bleeding from his testicles. Do you know what he said? He said what? He said Valerie >> Why are you people so white? >> Say what? >> Why are you people so big? >> Because it's dark. He's saying, "Sit down." Move in. >> I'm not trying to judge you. I promise. Why was he in jail? >> Valerie. Okay, Richard said that you think he's cheating on you, and you bit him in the testicles. Okay? Now, what occurred out here tonight Explain your side of the story. >> in jail? Why was he in jail a month ago? >> Say what? >> Why was he in jail a month ago? >> I can't understand you. >> Why I he in jail a month ago? >> I don't know why he was in jail. I'm not I'm not here for why he's in jail. >> look it up. >> I don't care why he was in jail. I'm out here for tonight. What occurred out in those woods tonight? >> Can I tell you what he did? >> Yes, I'm asking you to tell me. >> No, you have not not once yet. >> Ma'am, tell me what occurred out here in the woods tonight. And why he exited the woods bleeding from his testicles. >> I don't know what happened to his testicles. >> Okay. >> I don't know why I didn't get that one. >> So, what occurred out here tonight? >> He tried to bust up in my house and I went to a neighbor's house. And told them the other night, two nights ago. >> I'm not talking about two nights ago, Valerie. I'm talking about tonight. What happened tonight? >> This is what I said. Isaiah's place, so Isaiah's home. >> What? >> Isaiah's home. >> What about him? >> You had to go to the person you told me? >> Yep. >> All right. >> What happened? >> I told them. >> What did you tell them? >> I can't get back in my house. He's coming and won't let me in. I don't know what's wrong with his testicles. I touched them. >> So, you haven't seen Richard at all tonight, is what you're telling me. >> I'm not saying I didn't see him. I told you he barged in and won't let me in. >> Okay, I'm going to give you one more chance here to give me a statement about what happened here tonight. >> Man, it's going to recreate from where he was in jail from the battery he gave me. It's going to recreate from where he was in jail. It's going to recreate from where he was in jail from the battery he gave me. You can't tell me you can't see it with my eyes if you raise that light. It's still there. >> What are you talking about? >> Raise that light. Look at Look. Those are not raccoon eyes, dude. >> What does that got to do with what happened tonight? >> Ask yourself. You're not that dumb. >> Okay, if you're refusing to give me a statement here, that's what's going to close the report. What happened out here tonight? >> I just told you. >> Okay. If you're not going to give me a statement, we're going to go to the hospital. >> We start intercourse and she's giving me a uh It goes from like to my and she starts doing more with her teeth. I love her, man. I love her, man. >> What kind of content do you WANT WITH HER? >> [laughter] [laughter and gasps] >> THIS IS [ __ ] TOP-TIER. This is great editing right here. This is >> [laughter] [clears throat] [laughter] >> OH BOY. OH BOY. A squirrel eating nuts. [laughter] LISTEN, HEY, SOME people are into that aggressive stuff, you know what I'm saying? They might want a little double, but yo, not to the point to where your ear bleeding. Your yo, son. Yo, he went Yo, you know it was bad. It had to be. That that pain had to be excruciating. And you it was that bad that he had to limp over to the He was in the woods. He had to come out the woods and limp over to somebody's house, man, and ask for help. >> [laughter] >> The community had to had to gather around him, man. All the fellas came out, man. You see everybody. The medics is guys. The police officers is guys. The person that helped him out the that The person whose house he went to was a guy. Like, we all is like, "Damn." >> [laughter] >> All that. >> We start intercourse and she's giving me a uh It goes from like to my and she starts doing more with her teeth. I love her, man. I love her, man. >> What kind of content do you want with her? >> As long as you say yes. As long as my nuts ain't [ __ ] [ __ ] up, I would still marry her. >> Don't hop out of the car. >> Global Pit Boss was charged with battery and resisting an officer, and the court issued a no-contact order. But, whether it was true love or a lack of cojones, the victim showed up the very next morning requesting it be dropped. In the end, the battery charge was dismissed, but the chomper was adjudicated guilty of resisting. She was sentenced to time served, which was 32 days in jail. She was also ordered to pay costs of $518, but she didn't pay any of it, and the debt was turned over to collections. Be careful, men. 32 days. That's what your testicles are worth. If you thought this jealous girlfriend has issues, wait until you see the Cop Cam Max episode on the >> Okay. Yeah, I mean and that's what happens in most of these cases. So, it's like why call the cops? Like, why? If you don't want anything done, ultimately you don't want anything done to her. Why call the cops? Take your ass whooping like a man. You know, I would say the same thing if it was in reverse. Whoever was, if it was a woman and she does the same and a guy does something to her and then you call, but you ultimately don't want anything done, take your ass whooping. That's how it goes. You know what I mean? Stop wasting people's time. This is a waste of everyone's time. You call out because you need help, but you ultimately do not want anything done. Why? Because you go down there the next day and you say you want to drop the charges. And the only reason why she was even held or whatever is because she had the resisting on the officers or whatever the case may be. But, if she came out willingly and didn't she would have been everything's dropped. It's over. You know what I mean? So stop calling the cops if you don't want anything done. Take your ass whooping like a man or woman and that's that. You know, these domestic thing these DVs is just take your ass whooping if you don't want nothing done. That's it. I mean damn, stop wasting everyone's time. >> [music] [music]