And I >> Hold still. Turn around and stop moving so much. Hey, I SAID STOP. >> Oh boy, the algorithm did you real dirty if it recommended this video. Cuz if it was possible to get an STD by watching a video, this might be the one that does it. I mean, when you get done watching, you may have to bathe in bleach and have your eyeballs pressure washed before you head on over to the urgent care to get a shot of Rocephin. >> So, he's on top of her pulling her pants pants on going down on her. HE'S GOT HIS OUT with his hand on her >> Well, we didn't expose >> When I walked up, his was out and his hand was up over and then he was eating her out. He was pulling She was pulling his pants out as he was going down on her the top. >> But, from my county >> I'm not saying >> from my county >> Listen, I don't play with you. You go and GO >> IN MY CAR. FROM MY COUNTY, I'LL SUE YOU FOR THIS and I'll get away with it. You know that? I'll call Morgan & Morgan. You know that, right? >> That's probably not the ad placement Morgan & Morgan was looking for. These people may be more successful in calling [ __ ] & [ __ ] And fair warning, this entire story is pretty messed up. It's November 30th, 2025. The location is Marathon, Florida. Smack-dab in the middle of the Florida Keys. Monroe County deputies are dispatched to the parking lot of a local Winn-Dixie where three people, Marshall Lowry, Michael Howard, and Sharon Chaplinsky were involved in, well, probably something you shouldn't be doing in broad daylight in the middle of a parking lot. Marshall, whose face may now rot off, was enjoying a street taco while Michael was laying next to him bopping his baloney. And one of the most disgusting, hilarious, and disturbing things was that a Monroe County Sheriff's Deputy stood there for about a half a minute witnessing this whole circ de so disgusting spectacle without saying a word. And that half a minute includes the 6 seconds it took him to walk up on this nasty spectacle. Let's take a look at this and we'll make some comments along the way. You just stand there watching. Keep filming. The guy on the bike over here goes, "You can film it." And that's when the cop started saying something. KEEP FILMING. HI. >> SHUT UP. >> COULD YOU TELL ME WHY THE [ __ ] WE'RE DOING THIS [ __ ] IN A [ __ ] parking lot? >> I don't know. THAT'S NOT MY ORDER. >> NO, YOU WERE DOING THE SAME THING. DON'T ACT STUPID. LICENSES, GUYS. EVERYBODY. >> I don't >> This is stupid. You got your ID on you? I need to see your ID. Could you imagine holding an ID that belonged to these people? You probably get a disease just doing that. So, it was confirmed that the people involved were Marshall Lowry, Michael Howard, and Sharon Chiplinsky. The cop's report says, "When I arrived, I saw three people laying in the parking lot. A female, later identified as Sharon Chiplinsky, laying on her back with Michael Lowry lying on top of her facing the opposite direction with his head in her vajayjay area. Imagine what that roadside vending machine was dispensing. When I walked up but you were standing there for a long time. Lowry was pulling Ciplinski's pants further down from the middle while Ciplinski pulled them down from the side exposing her vajayjay to the public. >> Sit down. Sit Sit >> you got a public servant. >> Good. Sit down. All right. Sit down. >> I shouldn't be doing what I'm doing. >> Sit down. >> I'm sorry. >> Sit. >> I'm sorry. >> M A R S H A L L and L A R E >> What? >> I still I didn't expose nothing. >> Marshall, you got a middle initial? >> A >> Can I have a cigarette before I go to jail? Like >> And what was your date of birth? >> 2882 >> Huh? >> 2882 You got 2 years of it. >> Yeah, where'd you write your ID out of Marshall? >> What? >> Where'd your ID out of? >> You know most of my school is like >> What? Florida's my state. >> North Carolina >> What state? >> North Carolina I'm a Carolina boy. You know we all got lost here. >> All right. You I remember you but I don't remember your name. You had that weird You had the two jackets. Yeah, the two jackets you had on uh jacket. >> Yeah, I'm Sharon. >> Yeah. S H A R O N >> I got stuck here. I got stuck. >> All right. Spell your last name again. C Z >> Good luck with that. >> C Z >> A P >> You remember the C Z THAT'S FUNNY. >> C Z A P >> It was like a week ago, right? >> Like 3 days ago. C Z A P >> C Z A P L A N S K O W >> C Z A P L A N S >> No, C Z C Z A P B as in Paul L A N L I N S K Y >> All right, let's try that. C Z A P >> L I N >> L A N >> L I N >> L I N >> S K Y >> S K Y >> And you said being honest. >> And what's your middle initial? >> Ellen >> H and what's your date of birth? >> 2 27 1988 >> So, he's on top of her pulling her pants pants are going down on her. He's got his out with his hand on her ass. >> What we did an exposed what? >> in the cop field dimension and I stood there the whole time watching them not saying anything. >> Yes. >> We didn't yes. >> Yeah. >> You like you >> Where's your license? >> Oh, cops are strange. >> Where's your license? >> I don't need to go to jail right now. >> Huh? >> I do need >> I don't have to drive. You said you had an ID on you. >> You didn't expose what? >> What's your name? >> Michael Howard >> M I C H A E L >> Yeah. We didn't expose nothing. >> What's going on John? Oh, we got indecent exposure. We've got >> So, the guy had his hand on his penis? >> He's got his When I walked up his was out his hand was up over and then he was eating her He was pulling She was pulling his pants out as he was going down on her. the top They got >> They got three people on the ground as people saw. >> Yes. She was laying on her back. The guy in the black shirt was over her having an ice cream cone. >> having an ice [laughter] cream cone >> All right, yeah. All three go to jail. >> Alpha 27 switching to two. >> Yeah, let's gum up the jail with these three miscreants. Let's put more people behind bars. That'll solve the problem. Don't you sometimes feel sorry for the cops and what they have to deal with on a daily basis? Yeah, me either. >> You get We keep getting calls for for you. We keep getting calls for you. >> But I didn't do that much wrong. I didn't have my pants down. >> Really? >> I wasn't naked none of that. >> It's not what they said. >> Yeah. >> Well, you can rest up, too. We'll let you know what we're going to do. >> All right. I'm not going to try none of that. I'll try to be reasonable. You know what I'm saying? I want to sleep in. I just don't want to go to >> Come with me. I need you to go to rehab. Well, you need to do something cuz we keep getting calls. Do you have anything sharp on you? >> No, I do not. I'm at my limit. >> don't put your hands in your pocket. Okay, give me that cuz you can't take that anyway. I know that. >> Please don't take me to jail. >> Well, see. Turn around. >> Can you imagine touching these people and patting them down? >> You have nothing sharp on you? >> No, I do not. >> Hold still. >> You didn't catch me with my pants down. >> Come here. >> ALL RIGHT. >> TURN AROUND AND STOP MOVING so much. >> I wonder if they disinfect those cuffs before they put them ON SOMEBODY ELSE. >> HEY! I SAID STOP. DO YOU HEAR ME? I JUST TOLD YOU TO STOP. I TRIED. WOW. YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU guys have stupid laws here. You really do. I'M FROM PINELLAS COUNTY. AND THEN IF YOU WANT TO ARREST ME AND harass me, hey, DANIEL'S TOO YOUNG YOU GOT TO DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP I I'M SORRY. >> WHY did I tell you to come down here? >> I guess my key got lost. It's stupid. >> Okay, why did I tell you to come down? >> But she wants to ARREST ME. >> A PC. GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BEFORE we arrest you. >> No, YOU KEEP DOING DUMB NO. YOU want to arrest me for dumb >> Well, because you're doing dumb >> These cops have no professionalism about them. Do you see that cop just yell at the guy on the ground? >> to arrest ME. >> A PC. GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE ARREST YOU. >> NO, you keep doing dumb No. You want to arrest me for dumb >> Well, because you're doing dumb >> I'm sorry, but from my county >> No. I'M NOT PLAYING WITH >> LISTEN, I don't play with you. You're going to go IN MY CAR. >> FROM MY COUNTY I'LL SUE YOU FOR THIS AND I'LL GET AWAY with it. You know that? I'll call Morgan & Morgan. You know that, right? >> All right. >> She's going to call that. >> Hey, well, sounds like a plan. >> BECAUSE I'M >> NO, IN THE CAR. [screaming] >> I'M FROM TAMPA BAY. >> "GO IN THE CAR." >> I'M FROM TAMPA BAY. You can't get away with this. >> Could you imagine the agent at Morgan & Morgan fielding that phone call? Yeah, Morgan & Morgan. Okay. Yeah, there's three of you? You say you guys are in the middle of a Winn-Dixie parking lot? You were doing what? That's pretty messed up. >> You good? What do you need? Extra handcuffs? >> I got extra handcuffs. >> Okay. Where is his other shoe? >> Hey, yourself. Is that all alcohol? >> I didn't know. I didn't do anything. >> Hey, are you sure you didn't do anything? What? >> I just wanted to This is This guy have a family? Does he have kids? Does he have a job? Um what does his employer think? Is he jobless? They're in the Florida Keys. They're laying around in a grocery store parking lot doing crap in public that they should only be doing in private. What is happening to humanity? >> You're disgusting. >> All right. >> Any bags? >> I think that's her. I think. I won't swear to it. >> All the lighters. >> John's going to clean up all the their mess. >> Here's my thought process on this. While they're busy doing this crap right here, at least they're not out there kicking down your door or tasing people in the streets or ending their lives. So, I kind of look at it as the street scum have them temporarily detained. They're not economically terrorizing anybody at the present time, and because they can't be two places at once, this kind of curbs a little bit of the tyranny. >> Well, they're alcoholics. >> Well, you can take the lighters, so. >> They're trash. I'll see you later. >> All right. We'll take her back. >> Huh? >> I said we'll take her >> Okay. Yeah, I'll get her back. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. >> She just loves you. Yeah. That's a great thing to do, I think. >> We're taking the bag, you said? >> Yeah, search it. He said it's her bag. Confirm it's her. >> Okay. >> So, they take Sharon, Marshall, and Michael to jail. And the prison industrial complex gets to profit from one more person, while the cops continue to justify their existence. And as disgusting as Michael, Marshall, and Sharon are, at least they're not out there killing pets, beating up and abusing the elderly, knocking down your door in the middle of the night, or economically terrorizing you. And when they die, well, at least the community wasn't propagandized into believing that they were heroes and forced to pay for a hero's funeral. Leave your thoughts about this for the world and the global thought police in the comments section below. If you haven't done so already, like this video, share this video with everybody know. That's how this channel grows. 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