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proof of
claim do you have proof of
claim do you have a proof of
claim Steve Von cower you need to call
him
now hey you're assaulting
[Music]
me welcome back to the van Balian
Channel guys do you remember the sofit
traffic stop where the driver claimed to
be the alpha omega and threatened to
charge California cops $1 million for
using his name I'm the alpha Mega in
perpetu I'm not giving you credentials
ass sign it's copyrighted to save you a
million for use I'm not going to give it
to you well a few months before that
insane traffic stop they were pulled
over in Rockbridge County Virginia for
Speed in where he of course went into
the usual script along with help this
time from his Guru of the the phone the
only problem is he's dealing with No
Nonsense deputies from Rockford County
Sheriff's department and they have an
out of state extradition warrant for his
arrest which they are determined to
enforce there's an extradition from
another state an extradition from
another state so they're going to
extradite me to another state that's not
true that's not true you know what you
know what we'll you up in col I'll call
the
attorney because we already know this is
an ID issue ID theft
issue is one of your trustees she can
handle it okay so what am I going to do
now go to jail
well produce evidence if you're going to
produce can you produce
evidence you're going to be account
liable for
that dude I'm going to let you into a
little secret now cops will never be
intimidated by your friend threats to
charge them millions of dollars if they
arrest you because they know you're
talking [ __ ] they've always known so
save yourself and the rest of us the
secondhand embarrassment by dropping it
also those threats are less effective
when the person they are directed at
can't hear
them do you have a piece of property
that says that you have to produce
evidence proof of claim proof of
claim do you have proof of claim
do you have a proof of claim is Steve
Punk there Steve Punk CER here is Steve
here is Steve here Steve Steve who Steve
fower you need to call St fower
now oh bless him listen to him making
demands like he's the one in charge well
I've got news for you what he needs to
do is not your decision he's on under no
obligation to call Steve Funkhouser the
sheriff they obviously respect at the
moment until of course he does something
they don't like then he'll be the enemy
anyway speaking of something he's not
going to like here's the arrest get your
popcorn
ready Steve Von cower you need to call
him
now hey you're assaulting
me hey stop stop you better get that off
stop
stop stop you're assaulting me stop
you're assaulting me stop you're
assaulting me stop you're assaulting me
stop what am I doing you're not doing
stop you're assaulting me you're going
to open that door you're assaulting me
stop you're assaulting
me going you're hurting
me
[ __ ] right so this is where for the
most part the camera stays fa down it
does pop back up a couple of times but
stick with it I promise you will not be
disappointed because just like that
arrest the audio of the aftermath with
the guru is comedy gold and one of the
reasons I decided to cover this
one
what Ste Ste Ste it Ste Lama Ste
it steal
it n
n father call on your mercy we call your
angels call all
angels prot and
[Music]
shield going to jail
[ __ ] father I call on your spirit I
[Music]
call prot the come shield and protect
April come shield and protect my
brothers and sisters in Christ from this
assault
they slammed him against the car really
hard with his head Mara and then no stay
in the goddamn car there you go hurt
himself he's got little inj yeah it's
okay just let him I've got it on video
they let the dog bite him sit down
before you get a
sh interesting how they ignore what he
did you know the part where he grabbed
the deputy's hand as he tried to open
the car door which looks like assault to
me and when that didn't work he just
started winding the window up on his arm
the damage to that deputy's arm had he
been successful could have ended his
career so he's getting everything he
deserves in my opinion I just wish we
could have seen the arrest instead of
having to listen to their skewed
interpretation of
it I'm a private what your name and bad
number you'll get it soon B name and bad
number bad number
[Music]
we I told you guys no hurry no worry
well look we got that Avi was speeding
like a and then he doesn't know how to
speak properly to these guys so it gets
frustrated and when he got frustrated
the cops lost her cool I got the whole
damn thing on video it's on Facebook
live right now if you want to go watch
okay first of all I'm sure AIT or
whatever his name is will thank you for
throwing him under the bus by admitting
he was speeding and secondly you're
right he doesn't know how to speak
properly to cops but he does know how to
resist arrest and assault them I I don't
have access to that I'm locked out of
every account that I
have a soft sick Guru locked out of
every Facebook account she has now now
that's a
shock I don't what do we do I'll be
contacting the chief do you have a
driver's license I do you do we we'll go
get Mara we'll go figure out where they
took him you'll you'll take us where
we're going I'll ride
shotgun and then we'll go get Mara and
then out you're
underr oh
obstruction behind your back need
everything where they're at
behind your back's behind you back who's
being arrested now Elijah for obstru for
obstruction I don't he didn't even do
anything all he did was sit there and
film
him that's it he filmed
him was that all he did though or did he
keep slamming the door on one of the
deputies now you may be asking how do I
know he was doing that when the camera
was either pointing the other way or
face down well she just comes right out
with it and admits that that's exactly
what he did he didn't obstruct Justice
they kept slamming my door cuz he kept
on trying to tell them
stuff yes I'm
listening
just we can't stop them from doing what
they're doing I know I know I can't stop
know it's a terrorist attack yes we know
that we are terrorists we cannot stop
them we are non combatant well I guess
Abby must have missed that meeting or
didn't get the memo about being
non-combative also you might want to
stay away from the term terrorists when
you're the one using the methods and
pushing the ideology of a group
officially labeled domestic terrorists
by the
FBI they have no
jurisdiction we know
this and I'm not getting out of the car
cuz they'll I don't know what they'll do
if I get out right now well I'll be
contacting the Attorney General this
morning so don't I
mean so what do I need to do this
they're doing this because he was
speaking and they are that you know I I
can't help anyone from where I am I
don't think it matters where you or they
are in the world you will never help
them by filling their heads with this s
and citizen nonsense and then lying to
them about why this is happening the
truth is he was stopped initially for
speeding which you don't seem to be
disputing they told him he had an out of
state extradition warrant they tried to
arrest him he resisted arrest and from
what I can see assaulted the deputy the
rest they say is history and on Facebook
somewhere I guess the colorful image
which is blurred out right there that
goes with the all caps and then there's
my actual picture right there which goes
with that by signature right there all
right all right ENT you should see
[Music]
one they don't need they slammed his
head against
something well he already has a head
injury and he's
disabled and he has a heart condition
right so if that is true and he does
have all these ailments why are you
encouraging him to break the law when
you know how combative he can be and how
stressed he can get I wonder how much
are you charging them for this phone
call right now because it's almost as if
you're enjoying it like you're getting
some kind of kick out of listening to
his arrest it's a bit weird if I'm being
honest so if he you know they they're
already outside their jurisdiction
because they don't have a deed of they
don't have a department of
Transportation authorization to even be
on the
interstate you know there's I need to
get his
phone need to get his
phone so they don't get
it I wonder if they're going to come
after me next cuz I didn't but I didn't
do anything but neither did he so well
then just sit and be patient and then
work you
know
we're just traveling to before the storm
comes you
know was that supposed to be a q andon
reference or are they really talking
about a real storm it's hard to tell
sometimes now we're going to have to
figure out who stole his ID in
Colorado I guess I will drive to or
steer to your
location y you'll have to come here here
hope they're not after me now here yeah
that's right you steer your vessel to
your phone guru's home so she can fill
your head with even more garbage in
preparation for that hilarious
California arrest is she the one who
made him tell the cops he was Jesus and
charge the police a million dollars
every time they use his name do you
think do you have a license to drive yes
will you show proof of your license and
after that you free to leave they're
going to
jail
okay take
home right so with this comment on the
original video is to be believed he was
still in jail a week after the arrest
but you and I know not to trust anything
a soft it or anything their supporters
say so take that with a pinch of salt
but it does look like she was was
allowed to drive sorry stay home but the
video Cuts before we see that happen so
who knows anyway it looks to me like
they're doing a Thomas Humphrey because
one month they're in Virginia the next
in Colorado and then it's over to
California for that insane traffic stop
and arrest where he seemed to be even
more radicalized likely due to the guru
in this video right thank you so much
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