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call the president when you tell like to
be a woman not all black people still
and I'm not black I'm Native American
break before your people arrived I just
need to get a I work for this company
this guy is being belligerent to me hey
where you coming from where am I coming
from a hotel where I've was thrown out
of in inappropriately
awesome
welcome back to the van Balan Channel
guys today we head to Miami Beach
Florida C see of Miami city news YouTube
channel Link in the description so
please subscribe for a video where this
guy who is not technically a sovereign
citizen but trust me he is just as
ignorant and obnoxious as one gets
himself arrested following an incident
where he allegedly battered a female
employee at the hotel he was staying at
they kicked him out and he was tracked
down to a
Walgreens this is where the video picks
up boom you see where I am Boom by
you're
done
guy I just need to get a I work for this
company this guy is being belligerent to
me he where you coming from where am I
coming from a hotel where I've was
thrown out of in inappropriately awesome
cool
great stop resisting what are you doing
I'm not resisting stop give me my ID I'm
not resisting yay only in
America that's so do I have my rights
absolutely dud and now you're going to
go to jail oh great absolutely let's do
this let's go what is my what is my
right burglary and a battery to a to a
female and we're going to add a racial
charge on there because you say racial
terms that's considered a h buddy okay
great perfect I've got to say I love the
non nonsense approach by this Florida
cop which gets even better as the video
progresses by the
way bye oh my this way bye let's
go you just left my phone on the car you
mean this pH right here than
you take SE sure
absolutely Dam
dude
sure don't be reaching in your pockets
either I'm not reaching in my pockets do
move your hands I'm not moving my
hands than
why are you moving man because he just
told told you to move he just moved
me my God and you're moving again I'm
just trying to keep us stand stop moving
want to P me off again guys do you have
the cameras on absolutely we do perfect
you on your
side a little bit I can't move then
let's see I can
move
no no no
perfect we have my wallet do we have
everything
else
396 I arrested have you given me my
rights I have a right to remain silent
have a right to remain silent anything
can sit down the right now yeah sure the
car can I have my wallet I'm going to
hold on to you get in the [ __ ] car
right now wow that wow if you're get in
the car I'm going to pull you from the
other side you understand what I'm
saying to you good
job okay first of all you do have the
right to remain silent but it's clear to
everyone that you lack the ability
secondly you're not being questioned
about the crime you allegedly committed
so they are not required to read you
your rights finally you've just been
arrested for burglary battery on a
female and possibly a hate crime so
you're hardly in a position to judge
what is and what isn't
appropriate yeah
I the
tro yeah we're
good go Trooper you're raising radio
well your
dispatch yeah at least I had somewhere
to hang out for a little
while I am excited
y I hope I go to Federal Court yes I'm
excited Hi how are you are you doing
okay are you sexually frustrated
[ __ ] well if this isn't the very
definition of projection then I don't
know what it is ADD wine into the mix
which he admits to later on in the video
a boatload of false bravado and Walla
you've got ra in douche bag on your
hands luckily the arresting officer as
already demonstrated gives as good as he
gets in this back and
forth um so I've got about $100,000
in with me can you make sure that your
officer takes care of that I'm going to
grab your bags
perfect and also include my ID my two
cell phones and my wallet I have one
cell phone I have two cell phones I have
one cell phone that I retrieve from you
okay where's the other I don't know you
probably lost it walking around or being
I not lose it there were with me or
you're beating on a woman so I'm not
sure excuse
me I'm gay that's a hate crime
absolutely not it's other way around
buddy okay excuse me I
suck
on solid legal strategy I must say play
the Uno reverse card and then tell the
judge or jury that you can't Poss
possibly be guilty of this crime because
Pete y sounds
legit I have two cell phones with me F
both of them officer you have one on
your person and that's all you're going
with Excuse
me I am a US national that was just
returned to the United States under
Asylum of the United States I don't give
a [ __ ] excuse me I don't give a you
don't give a [ __ ] okay
perfect thank you thank you for your
service I appreciate it I also work for
Homeland Security you're for my
services call the
president so you work for Walgreens but
now suddenly out of nowhere you work for
or at some point you worked for Homeland
Security which naturally means the
president of the United States must be
informed of your arrest because that's
the thing really dude the fact that you
think anyone will fall for this nonsense
this freaking hilarious good on the
officer for not so politely saying he
doesn't
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care telling he like to beat a woman I
don't [ __ ] with
women are you serious oh my God you're
so [ __ ]
weird beat on women oh my God he just
said that I don't even touch
women on women oh my God are you
serious I'm
gay yeah we get it you're gay you've
told us about 500 times already being
gay doesn't mean you can't physically
hurt a woman in this case by allegedly
throwing a phone at a female Hotel
employee which you do admit to also
you've got a nerve calling this cop
weird after some of the things you said
and done
tonight
no whatever I love of a
judge
115 do we have my bags in the car
yet
officer
hello yeah
yeah doesn't matter to me this is how we
handle things okay I have the right to
my [ __ ] off is what he said okay fair
enough I'm excited do we have all my
things yes or no there's $100,000 worth
of medication uh $600 in cash $100 bills
only in my Adas bag which hopefully it
hasn't been stolen since I'm on camera
in addition to that there is um
proprietary information that can encrypt
or indict certain uh us officials in my
b as well are secur as well
okay okay we believe that you uh
Walgreens employee has encrypted
information with the potential to indict
us officials in the same way that we
believe the president of the United
States need to be informed whenever you
get
arrested let's enjoy our Uber
ride officer I already told you we have
your bags oh are they all in the bag I
don't know what they're in the bag we
didn't check your bags
yet are all the bags that I arrived with
I don't know how many bags you had I'm
sorry if you remember correctly I
brought you to the car and sat you in my
car did you see me
leave it was simply a question okay I'm
give you
I would tell you that I didn't go ret
bag right come on officer you're
reaching a lot by assuming this guy has
common sense when all the evidence
suggests
otherwise I I don't know I was arrested
and told to like shut up so I thought it
would be appropriate to ask these
questions
officer are you having a bad day yes or
no I'm having a better day now oh you're
having a better day now because you're
black man in the back of the car I
wondered how long it would take him to
play the race card also out of the two
I'd say the guy in handcuffs is the one
having a bad day but that's just
me no I have a I have a person who
committed a hate crime how did they
commit a hate crime bed a woman bed a
woman how did they B woman called the
racial oh okay did you guys follow up on
the hate crime that I called about
yesterday I'm not sure this is a
different matter no didn't so I guess
it's uh one for one I'd love to talk to
a sergeant upon my arrival and also a
federal
judge but you're going to be far too
busy making that all important call to
the president to speak to a mere
Sergeant or federal judge I would have
thought but what do I
know I had a hate crime last night that
you guys didn't follow up on did you
check up on that nothing to do with me
when somebody said I was threatened did
you guys arrest that person yesterday
when he said he was going to assault
me no you didn't but yeah you got me
because I threw a phone dude you might
want to start taking your own advice
about now I.E remaining silent you know
the Fifth Amendment because it looks
like you've just admitted to a crime
there unfortunately you'll lack the
ability to do so also connect the dots
the reason why the please can only find
one of your phones is because you like
to throw the other one around when you
get angry okay
whatever let's see what the judge
says you have four of my bags is that
correct I don't know I to get your bags
remember that time I said I I didn't
grab them you didn't grab them so are
they in the back of the cruiser yes or
no officer not not in the back of my car
are they in the back of a different car
yes or no yep okay are two of my phones
in the back of the car yes you have one
phone on your person that I got from you
okay I had two two phones with me lost
it since we're being recorded I had two
phones one iPhone 8 and one iPhone XR do
it again just two minutes ago while
trying to make one of your inan points
you admitted to throwing one of those
phones in anger so maybe just maybe
that's the reason why you only have one
phone I'm also not under the influence
of weed any other type of controlled
medications or stimulants as well really
CU you smell like alcohol so nice TR
okay well I had a glass of wine you
wreak of alcohol I wre yep I have on a
gon
G I think that's an insult to the
designers are we ready yes now well they
do say alcohol can bring out the worst
in people but if this is what one glass
of wine does to you then I dread to
think what kind of a monster two or
three glasses would turn you into
why we're like hanging out
here I'm sorry to go somewhere to be yes
let's go book me awesome I want to like
take my picture and like
smile assault hate crime I'm an LGBT and
I'm also US citizen is the person behind
the counter a US citizen probably not I
think I have more rights than they do
you go again excuse excuse me there you
go again oh I'm on camera I know exactly
what I'm
saying yeah I'm beginning to think that
alcohol is not playing that much of a
part in all this anymore and this is
just normal everyday behavior for him I
mean you know it's bad when members of
your own Community leave comments like
this do you know why 91 Mon's
called um for the record since I'm on
camera a piece of paper fell on the
floor and I apologized about it and
that's why she called the police did she
tell you that no she after she assaulted
me did she tell you that part just tell
me that you she you threw a phone at her
I did not do you know why I threw a
phone at her because she said she was
calling police because I
accidentally let a piece of paper that I
needed to sign fall on the floor and she
goes I was being disrespectful you do
the phone at her because she was calling
the police that's it's ridiculous you
call your manager you don't call the
police for something like this so you
threw the phone at her because she was
calling the police I didn't throw the
phone at her I just threw it in general
why did you throw it because it it's
upset this is a customer service issue
this is not required the police I asked
her to call her manager I have been
there for like nine nights8 days I've
not had an issue she's the first time
I've seen her this is a customer service
issue this is not require the police
well guess what the police are involved
now okay well perfect I'd love to talk
to the
judge B me let's go I need to sit in
front of Walgreens my employer this is
embarrassing for me let's go if you're
going to book me let's do it so out of
everything that happened tonight so
that's getting kicked out of the hotel
you were staining over what you call a
customer service issue but which led to
a very public arrest at your place of
work the one thing that embarrasses you
the most is sitting in a police car
outside your likely soon to be ex
employer's
property yeah I think you need to get
your priorities in order
mate this is ridiculous did you ask her
why I was upset it was a customer
service issue if you call a police
because of a customer service issue then
you guys would be super [ __ ]
busy [ __ ]
idiot you keep using that word customer
service issue I do not think it means
what you think it means customer service
issue tend not to end with a pair of
silver bracelets and a ride to jail
[ __ ]
be
oh [ __ ]
Nacho Man I hate G yesterday did you
guys arrest that [ __ ] [ __ ]
no yes stand
sure have a seat I don't care let's
go can you get my lock that's my lock
can you get my lock
please okay I guess not I also lost a
lock that's on the floor absolutely get
it only in the United States of America
have I ever experienced this for
positive on ID have you been able to
pull my record because they have no
criminal activity before and this is
like customer service
issue yeah
exactly let's goch
has um could you also ask your dispatch
team why they didn't follow me lot Hasen
already but it's up to you if you want
I'll give you the 13 it's going to be a
2632 um possible hate crime hate crime I
had a hate crime yesterday you guys
didn't arrest
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anyone yeah we did the show
possible I'll call you a little
bit don't text and drive don't drive and
Drive Drive In on your phone it's
illegal not really in a position to
judge anyone at the moment are you
especially after what you're being
accused of doing
no wonder I've not been here in like 12
years I'm sorry what was the burglary
part because I have a lot of money and I
don't steal so what burglary happened
that you
mentioned okay just so we're clear on
that
show not all black people steal and I'm
not black I'm Native
American before your people
arrived this dude is desperate to make
this about race so much so that he will
dismiss his own race in order to score
points against this cop and if by Native
American you mean moish American well
I'm sorry to be the one to break this to
you but moish Americans are not native
to the United States no matter how much
you want it to be
true can you see can you see if she can
save the CCTV uh on the
incident yes please pull
it yeah yeah
um
ask from last night when the hate crime
happened to me and you guys didn't
arrest gu a little bit sure I a double
standard i' like to speak to a sergeant
When we
arrive
my my uncle was the sergeant for the
police I know how this works awesome
perfect ah the old my uncle is a cop
which obviously means I know every
aspect of his job routine never had that
ridiculous claim before right so now he
arrives at the jail where he is even
more insufferable so I'm not going to
subject you all to that except for the
part where he gets locked in a Cell
because how can I deny you that after
making you sit through 20 minutes of his
nonsense so here's the
clip this is like
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