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okay guys we are back with a channel
called marcus mario again he's the guy
who calls his guru like commissioner
gordon calls batman every time he gets
stopped by the police only batman is
usually of some help
even though he is fictional unlike these
gurus who unfortunately are all too real
they give him questionable legal advice
during traffic stops which usually ends
with him being placed in silver
bracelets
well he's back once again with another
traffic stop fail with nearly 15 minutes
of dead air i really wish soft states
would learn to edit their videos down
but not to worry i'm not going to make
you sit through dead air that's my job
the video is titled bluffton highway
patrol speeding ticket extortion so yeah
he's still blaming others for his own
actions like all soft seats do
the video kicks off after the initial
police interaction but before the cop
comes back with the ticket which is the
best part along with the additional clip
at the end of the video which you're not
going to want to miss
right let's get into the video
hello
yo
yo are you sleeping
were you sleeping
oh
nah cop pulled me over so i just want to
put you in the car i just want to put in
the car i'm good but
just in case
all
all right
all right so i was very total mental
consent to any contract i asked him what
this is regarding a contract he said no
and i said well i'm not operating i'm
not driver in commerce
so
i don't want to contract with you
speeding tickets and not contracts
they're just speeding tickets
if they were then they wouldn't be
enforceable because you just wouldn't
sign the contract
in fact it would make all traffic laws
and enforceable
but here's a novel idea have you ever
thought about driving the speed limit
for a change i bet you follow other
rules of the road like stopping at
lights and using your blinkers
or is it just the rules that you don't
personally agree with
and i told them that i was doing this
under dress
let me play a sad song for you on the
world's smallest violin
[Music]
so another unit just pulled up and i
don't know why
hold on
yeah yeah
so another unit just put up and i don't
know why
what another unit just pulled up and i
don't know why
huh
well i'll tell you why another unit has
arrived it's now standard practice for
nearly every pd to call for backup
whenever they encounter a sovereign
citizen or at least anyone spewing soft
seat style rhetoric because nine times
out of ten these stops lead to an arrest
so they're gonna need that second
officer
and is that supposed to be one of your
gurus on the phone because they're
making even less sense than they did
before
i don't know
taking a while
i don't know what takes so long to write
a damn ticket of throwing a ticket
i've already said i don't consent to any
tickets so i mean i only i don't consent
to
contract
first i asked him if it was
the contract he said now
but i know that's not true
all right he's coming back hold on
yes sir
all right i issued you sauteed for
speeding tonight okay the court date on
this is going to be the 16th of this
month 8 30 in the morning 48 19 bluffton
parkway in bluffton as long as you take
care of this between now and then you
don't have to commit on that court date
okay there's a website on the back
that's the easiest thing to do if you
want to do it from home on the computer
that's fine you can call them in person
or mail it to the address on the front
here okay
okay do you have any questions there's
your id yeah
um
i guess i'll just ask the judge because
uh to my understanding
uh the statutes and codes
uh have to do with being in private and
commerce as a driver for hire right
according to the motor vehicle code
to my understanding on that day and you
can ask the judge all right okay well i
mean i read the motor vehicle code
that's fine that's right so i know so i
know that i wasn't operating in commerce
that's fine and when i told you i didn't
want a contract
okay yeah
all right all right take care all right
are you gonna be at this court hearing
sir
are you going to be at the court hearing
yes sir every court okay all right thank
you
[Music]
all right i'm leaving
yeah
well i already told him that i don't
consent i mean you heard all that
so
i think he knows what's up
because he was trying to be real nice
and just get me to take the ticket and
leave
so if this cop knew what was up as you
say then he wouldn't have issued you the
speeding ticket now would they
you know the mental gymnastics solstice
go through to validate their beliefs is
just
hilarious turn left toward us
all right i'm on my way home
all right
i'll talk to you soon
okay so in this next clip he puts
forward a theory as to why he might have
been stopped for speeding
just watch this
it's
it's just so dumb officer approached me
i was going 50 right that says 51.
here it says
going 47
all right so 46.
so when the officer
was looking at me right now staring at
me
i was going 50 i'd slow down to 45
so as you see
it's possible that i was going about 44
to 49 or 50.
right
so if the speed limit was
55 which he says it was
that
you might have been wondering why i was
going 40
and at 50
five
because i slowed down to 45 miles an
hour
well my speedometer
so probably was going like 45 to 40.
so i was already going 10 miles an hour
on the speed of it and slowed down 15
miles an hour
when he pulled me over
leave it to us offset to explain to us
why he's not guilty of committing one
traffic offense well in the act of
committing another traffic offense
for those of you who didn't spot it well
he's driving with his smartphone in his
hand it's as simple as that which is not
only illegal but it's dangerous as well
and yes he thought it was a good idea to
upload this video to youtube
unbelievable
thanks for watching guys take care and i
will catch you in the next one
you
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