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I swear to God the military will gun
your ass down I own the police I pay
your Sor boy I'm the goddamn Master
commander of United States armed forces
boy get off me man get off me I'm going
to tase you sir no you're not yes I am
no you're
not welcome back to the van Balan
Channel guys
today we head to Florida for a video
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yet another Sovereign citizen who
clearly has a lot of issues turns a
simple violation for walking in the
center of the street into an arrest
where Mr Sparky makes an appearance
right and let's get into the
video you have any idea on you yeah I
see please I'm just walking through you
ain't got no reason yeah I I do no you
don't I have a seat right there okay
I'll I own the police I hold the right
to all police if you pull that I swear
to God the military will gun youring ass
down I own theing police I your fing
salor sit down right now I'm going to
tell you why I'm contacting you
okay CCU temp Patrol show me out with a
white you you can't arest me anyway I'm
behind the I'm s well I actually didn't
think it was possible for a sovereign
citizen to make Le sense but it's like
he heard me say that and said hold my
beer also watching him sit down like a
good little boy after giving that
amazing speech about owning the police
and calling in a military strike was
pretty
funny bank right there on Sovereign you
can't rest me any way sit
down sit down if you sit down right now
they going kill you and your family [ __ ]
boy I'm the goddamn Master commer you
not Armed
Forces Master and Commander of the Armed
Forces more like the big Labowski after
20 years of
self-abuse Master Commander United
States armed forces boy you're going die
all you pump traitors and insurgents are
going toing die I hold the rights to
police boy I own the goddamn United
States Department of Justice
I own it I own it bo be quiet before you
get tasted yeah it's in the title of the
video but from the moment he opened his
mouth it was obvious that Mr Sparky will
be making a guest appearance today so
let's see him do his thing if you tase
me boy I swear to God if you T listen to
me I the goddamn police I'm your boss
I'm ass the sir sit down [ __ ] you sit
down sir hit me with it that's what
you'll do you'll die sit down
sir you ain't got no reason to be
messing with me no sit down right down
sit down get off me man get off me I'm
going to tase you sir no you're not yes
I am no you're
not CC temper taser deoy don't you just
love it when tas's work has intended I
mean he literally went down like a sack
of you know what let's take another look
get off me I'm going to tase you sir no
you're not yes I am no you're
not CC temp taser to Floyd put your arms
out you're under arrest under arrest for
put your hands under back put your arms
out you're under arrest put your hands
behind your back what am I under arrest
for we'll explain everything to you
hey I swear to God we're going to K yall
all right just talk to me now okay we're
going to come through the United States
Mar is going to blow your goddamn
okay I'm the head of the goddamn CIA
Master Commander United States Arm
Forces I don't know about you guys but
the more he claims to be the Master and
Commander of the military the more I
need to rewatch the actual movie Master
and Commander star in Russell Crow which
is a really great movie by the way and
it's on Disney plus which I'm already
subscribed to for my daily fix of Family
Guy result hey stop yelling what's your
name g
Republic in United States military I'm
the goddamn Sovereign I pay the [ __ ]
military your [ __ ] head off blow you
kill you I authorized all law I
authorized all law you're me on this G
system you got to die Scot Scotty hey I
need you to calm down for me you got to
die okay relax can you calm down for
pleas here can you look at me on this
side Scotty no
we bomb this country we're going to bomb
this country you we're going to
bomb yeah this guy's either off his meds
on some kind of drug or he has PTSD or
something or it's all of the above
either way he needs an evaluation of
some kind fast before he hurts himself
or a member of the public and although
this is entertaining to watch I can't
help feeling a bit sorry for him if I'm
being completely honest
me out with all right Scotty I'm gonna
roll you
over dead mother insurgents and
traitors I don't have nothing on
me all right can you do me a favor sit
up for me sit up cross your legs cross
your legs and then I'm going to help you
up okay call the military Mama tell them
they got the master Commander bring the
military tell them gun their fing asses
down
coward bued you I own the goddamn police
Cal you Sylvia P left it in my goddamn
name I own the Jo criminal justice
system okay calm down all right come on
I'm going to help you up okay
yes yes all
right ready to get
up let got it
ready to get up for
me come on come on let me get you up
here so I can take a look at your your
back here okay one two there we go let
going over front of my
car get off
me you're going to die you're all you're
all going to die the military is going
to kill you you have committed acts of
War you must die
I got
nothing what are you arresting me
for I told you I had a legal right to
stop you you ain't got no legal right to
stop me liar you're aing liar yeah sorry
fella you can shout and scream until you
blew in the face which you clearly
intend to do unfortunately for you
Florida statute
31613 are free is a violation of the law
it's a non-criminal traffic infraction
but nevertheless it does mean they can
identify you but for many reasons you
decided to escalate the situation but on
the flip side this female sergeant is
showing why she's wearing those fre
stripes with her deescalation skills
which is what this guy needs right now I
think you grab my
gloves tackle I'm going to it we're done
here appreciate your
service
I'm what am I being arrested
for I'm not sure you're going
have I just came here to help him out
that's all all right he ain't got
nothing to arrest me for we're going to
find out
never y'all put me in jail if y'all lock
me up just putting these handcuffs I
hold the pat to handcuff
some for real well I for one second that
it's a great achievement and I think he
has more important things going on at
the moment but wait until Chile finds
out that we found the guy responsible
for patenting torture cuffs he's going
to be super mad but like I said he's got
more important things going on right now
like pretending to blubber like a baby
in court and spooning with Bubba
us Soul
aard [ __ ] I own the goddamn police I
hold the rights to that
[ __ ] yeah can you um well the FD is
going to transport him CU he's going to
have to get medically cleared FD can't
transport me nowhere they I own right
fire department is going to have to come
check you out no sir no sir you don't
want medical no
sir what am I being arrested for right
now you're going to jail for resisting
okay let me explain
something when you ain't got that badge
gun you come talk to me boy shut the up
right now I I own the police I pay your
fing salary boy I pay your [ __ ]
salary boy didn't you ask a question why
you're going
jail right so that's where I'm going to
leave this one guys this back and forth
continues for another couple of minutes
or so but it's a repeat of what we've
already heard but if you would like to
see the rest a link to police watch is
in the description anyway the paramedics
arrived to check him over and according
to police watch he was arrested for
resisting without violence and I do hope
he gets the treatment he needs right
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