What am I detained for, sir? That you just said? You're interfering with the campus. Interfering with the campus? What code is that? If I told you to If you keep moving, we're going to put you in handcuffs. For what? For what? What am I detained for? I don't have to listen to you, Olsen. You don't just get to do whatever you want. Am I still detained, fellas? What am I detained for? What? For what? For I don't have to listen to your dad, Baldy. He takes another step, put his on the ground, and then cuffs. Welcome back to the Lackluster channel. Today's story was submitted by an anonymous viewer who was riding the trails of a local community college with his 9-year-old. And while on the outskirts of campus, he noticed a security guard had been following them and stopped to ask why. But rather than engaging in conversation, the guard radioed for police backup. When they arrived, the child was ahead of his father, but still visible. And before gathering details and investigating why they were there, the officers detained our viewer. What am I detained for? What am I detained for? No, you can't detain me and speak to him real quick. What am I detained for, sir? That you just detained me? No, you don't get to investigate. You don't detain me and then investigate. What am I detained for, sir? That you just said? For what? For what? Interfering with the campus? Is that a What code is that? Interfering with the campus? That's not a code. So, are you detaining me for interfering with the campus? That's not a code. How did I interfere, sir? How did I interfere, sir? That's my 9-year-old son. You don't get to check my 9-year-old son. It's my 9-year-old son, sir. My 9-year-old son. Please don't talk to my kid. It's my 9-year-old son, you weird [ __ ] Stay back up here. No. Hey. What am I detained for? For what? FOR WHAT? FOR I DON'T HAVE TO listen to your [ __ ] ass, Baldy. For what? What am I detained for, bald [ __ ] He takes another step, put his ass on the ground, and then cuffs. How many steps is this, baldy? Jude, don't talk to these [ __ ] You guys, this is my kid. I haven't done anything wrong. I'm I live right here. You have no right to detain me. He has no right to detain me, and you have no right to threaten me with arrest. Are you going to put me on the ground like he just did? You see how [ __ ] ridiculous that is? This is why people hate you guys. Hey, hold on. This is my 9-year-old son. I'm not letting this [ __ ] bald weirdo get I don't give a [ __ ] what he told me. You don't get to talk to my son, you weird [ __ ] Touch me, I dare you. And if I touch you, what? Cuz if I told you to If you keep moving, we're going to put you in handcuffs. For what? For what? What am I detained for? I don't have to listen to you, Olsen. Am I still detained? How long is this going to go? Okay, how long is this going to go? Time it. Let's keep this time going. Anderson, do you have the answer you need? So, there was two of them. My 9-year-old son is under arrest. Is he Is he detained, too? Yeah, figure this [ __ ] out, dummies. Give me your card. Give me your card. Give me your names and your badge numbers and your serial numbers. I want yours, too, Olsen. We're going to get this complaint. You don't just get to detain people and threaten them with arrest, threaten putting them on the ground cuz you feel good about it. Cuz you got 10 guys backing you up. You don't just get to do whatever you want. Am I still detained, fellas? still detained. How much longer is this going to go on? Name and badge number. Anderson, D. A. N. G. 418. Name and badge number. You started this. Anderson, 415. Nichols, 411. Nichols. What's yours? Nichols. I I The camera heard it, [ __ ] How long am I detained for, guys? How much longer? Hey, name and badge number. Hey, name and badge number. 433 417. Hey. Am I still detained, guys? For what crime? For what crime? For we're we're investigating the bike the kid has for the moment. crime do you suspect me of? What crime do you suspect me of, sir? For interrupting the campus. And that's a crime? And how do you suspect me of? What did I do to interrupt the campus? Please articulate that. Because you're not listening. Not listening is interrupting the campus? I have to listen? Hey, so I'm a free citizen. I don't have to listen to you. Get this [ __ ] straight. I DON'T HAVE to listen to you. You don't get to detain listen whoever you We don't get to detain whoever you want. You have to articulate a crime. Well, how did I break a law? How do you want to articulate how I broke a law? This is a controller for my [ __ ] longboard, you weird bald [ __ ] How do you want to articulate that I broke a law? I need to see How do you want to articulate that I broke a law? How do you want to articulate that I broke a law? We're investigating your kid. Get your Get your supervisor. I I am the boss. Get your boss. Get your boss cuz obviously you're not acting correctly. I don't have to PARTICIPATE IN YOUR [ __ ] PARTICIPATION. HE'S A 9-YEAR-OLD. Those are our [ __ ] What is the bike that's missing? What is the bike that's missing? What type of bike is it? It's a I drive here every day. I live next door to it. So, I'm not participating in your [ __ ] investigation. You don't just get to detain someone. So, how do you suspect me of stealing that bike? How do you suspect the 9-year-old is stealing that bike? So, what crime? Oh, I'm interrupting campus by him having that bike? I'm interrupting that campus? You have So, So, how do you What do you do What do you suspect makes it illegal to ride on campus? How do you What makes you suspect it isn't? What makes you suspect it's a dirt bike? Us? You have reports of us riding dirt bikes? So, I have reports of juveniles riding dirt I'm not a juvenile, sir. And that's my son. That's with me. So, multiple juveniles or one juvenile? One juvenile. And an adult. So, I'm an adult, he's a juvenile. So, it's not juveniles and that's not a bike, right? That's a longboard? So, you have someone on a longboard and my 9-year-old son on our electric bike that we ride every day in our neighborhood. I live less than a block from here. So, you're going to detain me while I take a ride in my own neighborhood with the kid cuz I don't listen to you. No one's going by my kid by without me. Okay. All right. Who wants to walk over? I'll walk with you. Who's reasonable here? We got three Who's reasonable? I don't make [ __ ] Shut the [ __ ] up. Can we walk over and check this? walk over and check God, you're a weird This is the guy in charge? This is your boss? This is [ __ ] sad, man. Your longboard SHUT THE [ __ ] UP. THIS IS You're in charge of this [ __ ] How much Hey, how much Am I still detained? You are in For what crime? We'll figure this out. For what crime, sir? I told you we got kids riding dirt bikes. I need to check Dirt bikes? What makes you suspect I'm riding a dirt bike? It's your kid. What makes you suspect he's riding a dirt bike? The 9-year-old? Because we got reports of juveniles Juveniles? One juvenile? Oh, you're going to be so [ __ ] for this. Not It's You don't get to detain people whoever you want. You don't just get to detain someone because you suspect a call on another day about other people in my own [ __ ] neighborhood. Cuz I didn't listen to you? That's literally what you said. Because I didn't listen to you, I'm breaking the law. This is why you don't have any hair and why you're 5 ft tall and why you decided to get a badge cuz you can't get authority or respect any other way in your life. This is why you're A WEIRD [ __ ] JUDE, COME BACK. JUDE, come on. Don't talk to these guys. I don't need to TALK SHUT THE [ __ ] UP. I'M TALKING TO HIM. JUDE, come back. Don't talk to these guys. Stand right Come over here. Show them the bike that I bought you for [ __ ] Christmas 2 years ago. From Costco. That's not a dirt bike at all. It's an electric bike that I charge in my house that I have a charger for, you weird [ __ ] Detaining me and my Yeah, okay. I know I didn't steal [ __ ] Obviously, you stupid [ __ ] Am I still detained? You are no longer detained. Thank you. GIVE ME YOUR CARD and your [ __ ] [ __ ] Give me your card. Hey, I need a 615 your card. Give me your card. What's your name and your badge number? For what? For a disruption? What did I do to disrupt? Be detained? I don't have to follow your directions as I'm moving through the private trail on the back of the campus. This is not part of campus. It's the back of campus. This is a public trail. I'm on public property. I can be on public property. How's it feel to be stupid bald [ __ ] How does it feel? This is why you got that badge cuz you can't get authority any other way. This is why you got goofies like this behind you. I'm sorry, man. You tried to be cool, but this is who you're following. This is why people hate you cuz he thinks he can do whatever he wants. Cuz there's no accountability for [ __ ] like you that think you can detain someone while they're on a bike ride in their own neighborhood their kid cuz they didn't listen to you. That's disrupting campus? Not listening to you? What is your name and badge number? Get it. Cuz you work for me, right? That's why you're getting it cuz you work for me. Cuz you do what I say, right, baldy? Yeah, shake. Shake, boy. Give me the [ __ ] card. Yeah, I bet you are. God, you're going to [ __ ] hear it. I'm sorry for the anger, but you don't get to detain me, hold me against my [ __ ] will, hold me hostage with my 9-year-old over there cuz you got calls the other day about a dirt bike. I'm allowed to ride at the city college on public property with my kid in my own neighborhood without being detained by authorities. Can I have the card or not? Thank you. [ __ ] you. You just said I wasn't detained, you stupid [ __ ] Yeah. Oh, you're not detained anymore. You think you have so much [ __ ] authority. You don't. Yeah, I'll talk to your [ __ ] boss, [ __ ] In the end, the officers claimed that someone had ridden dirt bikes on campus the previous day and the loud noise of the engines is what disturbed the campus. However, today, though our viewer was not the suspect they were looking for, the officers claimed that our viewer's unwillingness to speak with them was disturbing the campus, but neither the father or child was on a dirt bike and frequently rode those trails on the skateboard and electric bike they were currently on. Despite the many threats of trespass, none was issued and it appears that the only problem that the officers had was our viewers' refusal to submit to their authority without question. As always, let me know what you think in the comments down below. And if you like this episode, be sure to check out another one linked on screen.