that's
correct the park after dark I didn't
know yeah it's called it's trespassing
after dark yeah so I'm just picking up
my my garbage and my Lander all right
sorry sorry so you know it's being
recorded what's your name uh sir I I
don't I at this point I wish I wish it
were somebody else but it's me okay
who's who's you what's your name the
same person from last night that was but
I need your full name do you have any
idea on you I wish I did cuz then I'd go
to my bank and I wouldn't be in this
situation you know where was is I got
some [ __ ] I got to thr away it's right
over there but we'll get to that in a
second you see my I'm going put these on
that's what I was doing changing my
pants because these on oh man work my
ass up oh God all right so your first
name was William yes sir what's your
midle initial William oh my God my feet
hurt William what's your middle initial
L and spell your last name for me ouch
[ __ ] son of a [ __ ] MC Ann MC [ __ ]
ouch the biggest [ __ ] stupid rock
William L mccan yes sir and what's your
date of birth
31683 31683 excuse me I'm going to put
these on no go for it and that's going
to you have a Washington state ID then
or you should I I wish I had that on
hand yeah but it was a Washington one
before you lost it yes sir I haven't had
an organ state in a minute and I do not
have my paperwork from Canada at all but
750 jeffcom data one 750 jeffcom data on
one
right last of Manan Mary Charles Adam
Nora Nora first of William common middle
L Lincoln 0316 1983 affirmative where
are you staying at well I'm supposed to
be cuz I thought you were going to swim
yesterday is what you told me exactly is
that you again same guy you didn't get
on the bus today I I didn't know it was
free man I'm not trying to do anything
wrong here but I didn't know it was free
I thought last night I waited all night
in the corner and I woke up Ando invting
me in the corner of the I thought you
going to get me a ride after the bus
hours well I I I tried I didn't know her
number it was on my phone that got [ __ ]
taken from me on the Victoria Cruise
Line when I was coming back into town
here but wherever the [ __ ] Clinton fery
is and I made it here and then I got my
bike at the bike shop and that's going
to be down on Friday I thought fck I
don't know so your name's not coming
back that's a problem huh your name's
not coming back with any return why is
that I don't know you have nothing on
you with any uh name or anything on no
idea [ __ ] thing I wish I did I would
call this [ __ ] and tell her to pick me
up and that would be that and i' would
be back to my job site and it's my job
site and it's [ __ ] making me lose
money being [ __ ] have you ever had an
ID out of any other state all kinds of
States yeah okay so did you have ID
recently before you lost it I was just
on the ferry my phone and my [ __ ]
wallet grew legs when I was drunk I saw
okay and so you had you had ID in your
wallet before it disappeared I that on
the ferry system I wish I had my Ferry
ticket what state was that ID out of
Washington state sir okay so let's make
sure the spelling so William is your
first name w i l l i a m yes sir and
your middle initial again L and what's
that stand for what's your middle name
hman okay and what's your last name
mcken mc mc a NN and your date of birth
again
3683 okay so that's what I gave them I'm
39 years old for about about to be
[ __ ] 80 the way I'm walking around
here and they give me these punk ass
shoes the souls fall off them today cuz
I I've just been having a hell of a hard
time 7 Jeff confirm you have spelling on
the last I'm not trying to be a ruleid
and I realized you're not supposed to be
in the park after dark that's why this
girl just woke me up and said hey meet
me at Safeway please I'm like okay just
woke me up sitting right here yeah so we
got to figure out why I'm not getting a
return on your name man why don't you go
figure it out then well I can figure it
out by putting you in jail for trespass
until your fingerprints come back with
your real name I'm not trespassing
anywhere sir you are you're at the park
after dark that's called trespassing
that's what I told you I'm right off the
street see who [ __ ] Street man [ __ ] you
come here you're not free to go [ __ ] you
you're not [ __ ] [ __ ] me like that
man I'm not trying to go through none of
this [ __ ] with you put your hands behind
your back knock it off man check this
out put your hands behind your back why
are you doing this to me because you're
being detained and you're giving me a
false name I'm not giving you a false
name don't touch me again man get the
[ __ ] off seriously what did I do to you
no do yous to Safeway
Pursuit toward Safeway going across
McDonald's toward s you're under arrest
stop you're under arrest get on the
ground I'm going that way
right he just steal your Gatorade 750
jeffcom subject just stole another
subject's Gatorade ran behind Safeway
white mail green long sleeve shirt jeans
and shoes weing a
hat incoming unit should go to Sheridan
down the 12 to attempt to cut them off
PC for
trespass
resisting theft and
obstruction last seen running towards 12
Street behind Safeway and the soles of
his shoes fell off I'm circling back to
secure my vehicle 7 can you notify 717
also I believe his hat fell off but he
may still be carrying
the Gatorade bottle he stole from the
other subject if I can get units to the
bank behind Safeway I was unable to
fully check the area in Cas 75.com this
is the same subject from yesterday at
McDonald's that had the utility knife
that was playing with it making people
on he might have gone into the woods
near the bank and uh I attempt to live
this area for him so I'm going to so he
got I lost sight of him he came around
the edge of that building he could be
anywhere here he didn't Circle back to
the park where his stuff is I'm going to
search through here on foot all skinny
guy green shirt jeans he has like hiking
shoes on re we have enough at the bank
if you could start circling the
neighborhood between the bank and the
hospital what you find cute the sole of
it is actually right on the corner there
so he was bitching about the sole being
ripped off of it as he was putting them
on and the sole came off but I think the
shoe is still on
it it came up this way yeah well the
last I saw him he went around the edge
of that building there was a guy sitting
at the picnic table who said he just ran
by he took my Gatorade and kept running
so when he was running from you he took
yeah he literally took the dude's
Gatorade off the picnic table as he ran
by this guy saw yesterday when I de high
on me couldn't get his name but I didn't
have anything today he was trespassing
in the park gave me that bogus name then
when I called him on the name and told
him it wasn't free he started backing up
I tried to grab him he pushed off and
ran I got to here and I go you know my
car's unlocked I'm going back I've lost
item in case he circled around I didn't
need him get in my car
yeah I didn't I went up their fence off
now because of problems they've had in
the past so unless he jumped their fence
he didn't go up past the massage school
but over here is what I didn't check
before he didn't come back by did he no
so you had your Gatorade on the table
yeah and you just snatched it as he ran
by yeah thanks
dude what's your name again I'm sorry
Brian pearls Brian Burrows right yeah
yeah okay all right well if he runs back
by will you call 911 sure thank you was
it just the Gatorade or did he grab any
yeah it's no big deal I got more of well
he's already under arrest for other
stuff so all right 7 Jeff can you add
Brian burough as the victim of the p
no can you if you haven't already will
you go through the parking lot over
there yeah and on the far side of that
parking lot there's a picnic area he
might be over there in the
W uh n we can probably open the air for
now 75 0 17 I'm going to break break for
the bank area looking the neighborhood
oh I was telling you I was going to
break from this area and
go they I just asked the trooper to go
over there cuz they have a picnic area
back there in the
woods some point he's going to circle
back for his stuff I'm guess
yesterday he told me his last name was L
and can you try to look up in deal and
see if there's any combination of some
of the data he gave me we can
identify hey you didn't see anybody
running through here recently did you I
haven't
okay 75 Drac I'll be on foot from the
Landis side entrance into the park
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you're going the wrong way wrong way for
what you want the police department
right yes sir I got food right outside
there I need to do something okay it's
in the bushes cuz I went to the um
homeless food thing today and I got a
bunch of stuff but I couldn't carry it
all so there's a little bit of thae food
and bushes okay and I'm not trying to be
some guy that's [ __ ] trying to be
some homeless dude in some sort of Park
but a field officer tried to punch me in
the face for barely even being off the
sidewalk and I don't know what the [ __ ]
to believe but I I cannot believe that's
standard procedure when I wasn't doing
anything wrong sir I was trying to pick
up my [ __ ] and get the [ __ ] out of the
park for sure okay and I he has a flash
my face and I was like what the [ __ ] is
going on here okay I cannot produce
something that you already know I can't
do M and now you're saying that
something isn't I know things are not
perfect but [ __ ] I'm not sure to go
through all that I almost got beat up by
a field officer I that I know it wasn't
you okay I don't know who the who is
here but I'm not trying to do all this
I'm trying to go home to my [ __ ] that
wants to go back to where I was finish
our job and what's your name all right
you're under arrest dude what are you
saying why because you ran from me
earlier in the park now put your hands
behind are you the same officer now put
your hands behind your back hang on are
you sure you're the same officer one
resisting I'm not resisting sir turn
around and put your hands behind your
back why are you trying to manhandle me
I'm going to make it a lot worse than
ear
what are you doing hang on a second here
man I was trying to ask you personal
questions I gave you my name earlier for
what not have ID I trespassing resisting
providing a false name I didn't provide
a fully false name I'll tell you my name
right now no you're under arrest put
your man I'm trying to go and pay get
the [ __ ] off me please knock it off
knock it off man please knock it off I
wrong [ __ ] [ __ ] what are you doing
why are you doing that man knock it off
I sir I do anything wrong I do anything
wrong
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he punched me in the
face t-shirt blue jeans now has one
sleeve ripped off the
shirt go ahead affirm him I'm trying to
get 71 St he can see if 94 can do that
your way towards the SC you come across
the suspect
lasting with one ripped off their shirt
please
[Music]
10 hour SP it's most likely F back into
the
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park you didn't see someone come running
by here did you all
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right to my chip
tooth go Ahad
receipt just note that I just spit out a
CH tooth
Place get a whole
717 see can you attempt 717 one or two
more times if that doesn't work contact
700
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witness on S subject did not come this
way be up Street entrance to
[Applause]
750 to responding units if we can get
one at the main parking lot and one at
the Landis side
[Applause]
entrance 750 can you call back my other
RP and let them know there's going to be
a delay in that there's no no more
disturbance in progress there
hey yeah I mean my jaw hurts I got to
chip tooth but I'm
okay so basically I was going to an
unrelated call I was doing the report on
while I was trying to find this guy's
real name I was going to an unrelated
call and he is right in the middle of
the road and flags me down and goes hey
I need to know where the police
department is so I'm like well let me
get out of the road and I'm like what do
you need and he's like well I'm looking
for the police department there's
supposedly food there I can get or
something and I'm like yeah and he's
like you're one of your field officers
not you of course tried to tried to
attack me earlier in the park and I had
to run and I'm like uhhuh dispatch we'll
see and then he's talking to me and I'm
trying to kill time hoping County's
coming and then he starts to leave and
I'm like hey man I was like what's your
name and he's like I got to and I'm like
no you're not free to go you're under
arrest from earlier and and I'm like
stop this don't you're going to make it
worse and like Hing up and kind of balls
him his fist so I throw a couple kicks
and then he freaking hauls off punches
me in the face so I go to taser hit him
with it twice no effect then he starts
running so I'm like cars in the middle
of the road I chase him for like half a
block I'm like no go back plus my camera
fell off during the scuffle and go back
pick up my
camera try to do high visible
containment to see if we can get down
affirmative I'm set up high VI on CY so
I throw my Taser in the passenger seat
with the four probes cuz obviously none
of them hit or stuck and
uh and then I just I went to check Sim
and saw somebody there they said nobody
ran by so he ran back in the park like
he did earlier and then while I was
driving around I spit out a chunk of to
yeah Derrick's on his way out with the
Drone oh yeah he's I'm I'm 90% sure he's
in Kai Tai cuz that's where he ran to
last time
yeah can I get second not right now I
mean my jaw hurts and my tooth chip but
I'm good right now I wonder if this
might be Tracy now that I think about it
he gave me a false name which was the
whole problem earlier and uh and then
when I called him on and told him well I
already told it wasn't free to go cuz he
was in the Park after dark so what
originally happened is I left Safeway
with dinner and I heard a disturbance in
the park
a male and female yelling
main sounds like they might have anyway
so I went over to see what the
disturbance was and by then somebody
else had left the park but the dude was
still there so I'm like well I'm going
to get his name he's trespassing and
there was a disturbance gave me a pulse
name and then when I tried to hold on to
him he broke and ran cuz I wasn't using
much force cuz it only my then I told
him he's under ARR going the from
McDonald okay I think they got him but
or not got him but found him so I'm
going to go help there
F did they say they had him what's that
they say they found him oh I don't they
didn't say they found him but there's
three people just walked across here I
can hear one guy yelling there's another
guy on a bike the guy yelling is
probably our dude the guy on the bike is
Jerry saman he was sitting at that he
was sitting up at the bus stop earlier
okay he's still there then the guy
yelling is most likely our dude okay he
just walked across like up towards
McDonald's towards
the okay okay I'll run up there with you
17 do you have him or is it this subject
that possibly went across the street
towards the port the same guy I saw
ear 750 Jeff come I'm out with the
subject we're across from we're just
passed down from Safeway gas station
right across from the park on the ground
get on the ground yes sir yes sir all
the way down on your stomach all the way
down move yes sir can we at least get my
backpack and some we will in a second
don't move yes sir subject's PR out
taser Point got him yep I haven't done
anything really put your hand behind
your back yes sir oh man you know I am a
grandfather I trying to all this [ __ ]
dude put your other hand behind your
back yes sir cut a [ __ ] a little bit
out sir we'll fix him in a second
[ __ ] hey M you know you have to do
that intentionally you just punched me
in the face so I'm going to you my shirt
sleeve kick me in the Ridge and beat my
ass officer what the [ __ ] man you beat
my ass not once but twice now you're
going to go for a third time thanks a
lot buddy morning in custody you ripped
off my shirt sleeve please take that
into evidence you kicked me three times
in the ribs and when I'm falling down
you say I punch you God you should be a
basketball star at [ __ ] Seattle
[ __ ] I don't know where he got those
son of a [ __ ] my [ __ ] wrist yeah my
wrist bro please I'm a victim you know
where I supposed to be at long ago now I
[ __ ] lost money what's your name I
owe the courthouse a little bit of money
here my name is William or Willie Leroy
Willcox buried and flat out but if I
give you that name you're going to say
I'm going to jail no matter what do you
have a warrant no I don't have a warrant
I got a one I was locked up during Co
times and they won't even let me have a
court date in the courthouse William
Willcox yes sir you son of a [ __ ] man
this cover is on there upside down man
ow [ __ ] ow dude ow ow I can't feel
come down he's got to fix it son of a
[ __ ] holy [ __ ] dude [ __ ] I'm fixing it
relax relax ah [ __ ] man [ __ ] a dude
oh yeah I've already been prosecuted
punish for something I don't even know
what the [ __ ] going on sir I'm sorry I
I couldn't give you my name I'm trying
to go to the courthouse to pay that off
and get a [ __ ] court date to take
care of some [ __ ] that happened
during Co ultimately I'm on bond and
they [ __ ] said I test positive for Co
I'm at Motel 6 and they say oh now I got
a bond J charge cuz I couldn't go to
court it's a bunch of [ __ ] I'm
trying to clean up first she's here
though so I can get my license and
that's just's a citation at the [ __ ]
County of pel I didn't know I'm in
Jefferson County that was [ __ ]
warrant for where you got a warrant in
Jefferson County nothing is wrong in the
county tell you know you want to try to
charge me bu of your [ __ ] I got
money doesn't uh just cuz you're in C I
got to read this to you okay sir I
understand my rights I still got to read
them okay you you
[ __ ] [ __ ]
sexual you have the right this time to
talk to a lawyer having present with you
while you're being questioned you can
afford to hire a lawyer one will be
appointed to represent you before any
questioning if you wish you could decide
at any time to exercise these
rights any questions make any statements
do you understand your rights Willie I
understand my rights officer you go to
jeon County where's that for Hadlock is
that where's that at like 10 miles away
can we at least get my items out of the
[ __ ] park right there cuz I mean I
was barely off the sidewalk when you
guys want to push some [ __ ] weird
issue you already know where I got to be
at [ __ ] my house trying to get this
bid allocated done for this [ __ ] job
over in Bellingham just to [ __ ] come
over here and try and pay off the couse
is turned into a fiasco I'm not even in
the right Cy I thought it was
T oh was it guy right here not not the
guy that's the one you saw out of the
park earlier what are we talking about
sir I know I got [ __ ] gang raped by
an officer and then I got beat up just a
minute ago by a different
one so when the taser deployed did it
hit you what taser I've never seen no
taser I just saw a bunch of flashing
lights that shit's a joke yeah I had to
pull off the wires wrap them up but what
I was just trying to get away a little
bit of resist I don't give a [ __ ] well
you punched me which is a little more
than a little resistant that's not what
happened sir you had a hold of my shirt
and I'm trying to get away and now you
kick me in the [ __ ] ribs dude and I'm
[ __ ] still hurting from that [ __ ] and
we both were on the [ __ ] floor now
you're shooting [ __ ] at me I'm still
running I'm not punching nothing [ __ ]
so you're mistaken about what the [ __ ]
was going on there and why the [ __ ] you
even need a manh handle me like some
rapo I'm trying to get back to my job
site for
Christ let's s him up see if we can see
cuz he was facing me when the taser went
off what are we talking about going to
set you on your butt so you can sit up
why so these gentlemen can look at you
ow my [ __ ] wrist dude [ __ ]
[ __ ] what are we looking for now
probes what one I got all four of the
probes but did they hit you what probe I
think this is borderline [ __ ] you
know wor assault I don't have any items
on me I got ripped now [ __ ] Levis I'm
in handcuffs for Christ sakes when I'm
trying to pay the other County I'm sorry
I took the wrong fairy to this spot all
right what hurts right now the fact my
mother died and Father's Day 2017 what
physically hurts on you all these lights
that are flashing my face for whatever
reason you have cuz I don't know what to
believe what hurts society and suck you
well they're here to take care of you if
you got anything physically wrong tell
these gentlemen sir my knee kind of
hurts right here my feet are [ __ ]
just going through it because I you got
no SES on the bottom of your shoes do I
have a black eye over here cuz this
[ __ ] beating me up no have a black
eye no well [ __ ] he [ __ ] are you sure
cuz I feel it like leaking something
maybe you got a tattoo here is that what
that is no I don't have any tattoos you
know where they're at I told you my name
you know what what what I look like I
don't I don't want nothing look at okay
no problem I don't want you looking at
my knee I don't trust what you're going
to do to it I don't trust none of this
yet you guys have any you good I'll get
checked out
later well that's just the problem I
keep getting erroneously charges for
[ __ ] and warrants when I get out of
prison because they charge got Mr
warrant out of Cl County that I've been
trying to pay for that sir they're not
even going to take you on sir that's
just it is I didn't know what to do in
this situation because over there right
this [ __ ] was slamming heroin while I'm
trying to fix her car when the police
comes up to you you talk to them but
what she did right listen just hear me
out what she did was she said I'm not
telling you nothing I'm not giving you
my name while she's still slamming
heroin I'm like oh my God this is all
bad I'm trying to fix her car for her so
I walk off she doesn't even get the cops
to [ __ ] tear her out of the car or
beat her up or do none of that [ __ ] I
don't know what to do because if I don't
give this guy something I'm obviously
going to jail for something and you know
I know that and [ __ ] seriously this
guy just beat my ass twice and it was a
challenge of the police you can't run
away I'm not trying to do that I told
you the GetGo I was trying to get this
I'm not trying to do none of that he
already knows the story I'm trying to be
in SCM don't even know what how the [ __ ]
get out you want to do that or you want
to wait for 717 how am I supposed to
survive with this type of [ __ ]
punishment going on when I ain't done
nothing
wrong I didn't
know in my and
take guys
let's just do that so
stand uh I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm
May doing wrong why I even have to give
this guy a name period when he already
knows my story I'm trying to get home in
the Park after hours a crime I'm not
intentionally deliberately like somebody
not knowing the all he's doing is
identifying who you are yeah a criminal
that needs to be beat up I'm picking my
[ __ ] up and getting the [ __ ] out of the
park and he's got a flashlight my head
didn't your stuff still in there really
let's get we're going in the back of the
car can I please get my Stu that'll be
not against the guy that you punched in
the face well excuse me guy that I
punched in the face can you make sure
that you go inventory my belongings will
as professionals if you think you can
get I do have money and I am going to
fight you legally okay so if you'd like
to go that route we you do it that way
too otherwise I'll give a tweak or a
quarter pound of something and we'll
take care of it that way I don't know
what to do other than what does that
mean all right have a seat I mean
[ __ ] what the [ __ ] did I need come
over here and sign up for all this [ __ ]
I thought you were going to be a more
standup guy so fraudulent you're an
actress and vagina I get it re see
that's where we're
heading I have no idea what any of that
means
oh does somebody want to go by and grab
whatever's not trash that's left on that
you think he's got a backpack and some
like toil Tree items for
I've
got make a little more exciting I was on
my way to another call when I saw you
what do you think the bonds going do in
the morning huh no clue that's between
you and the
judge you know what I just want to say
something
else I should have just made another day
for
you just just just C the Ely it's time
for me to go home one way or another
she'll be Bing me out as soon as she
finds out see you know what
else man I'm sure you're going to have a
nice night you're welcome you're
welcome Hey I'm
recording any he
what he got hit with a taser twice but
none of the prob stuck in and he didn't
even know it he says I kicked him in the
ribs I actually kicked him in the
lake now you got
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chares my my apologies that you think
it's just stand fut [ __ ] grow a
vagina and start [ __ ] open fire on
but am I not a [ __ ] you're [ __ ] ass
sh to be honest you might want to come
here since he's claiming excessive force
on both contacts but that's if you want
to come talk to him well that's the
problem if I check in here I'm going to
be off the road and I was on my way to a
different call so all
right I don't
know normally what we do for the
hospital is once we're in the room we'll
discontinue okay uh unless the person is
in this state in which case I almost
always just tell all the people I'm
recording that way cuz he's making all
sorts of rude and mean statements right
now but that way if anything happens
when we're in there we're already
recording I just muted yeah see I don't
think we have the ability to mute ours
and that's what I was just telling them
our standard is once we get to a room we
shut them off for medical privacy but
not when they're going to do this I'm
sure you just paid that tweaker girl to
wake me up that's probably what happened
step come Willie now we're going to go
get checked out by a doctor who you are
where are we at the
hospital wow I I can't move that L for
easy that's why we're here which one the
left one the one you kept kicking me V
yeah that would be the left one and you
had a hold in my arm I don't know we
were both on the floor at that point and
[ __ ] [ __ ] hurts I don't think we were
on the floor were we on the floor we
both were on the floor man and you
[ __ ] tore off my whole [ __ ] left
sleeve now I want my shirt put in
evidence if you're going to continue
these charges which ionus or
fonus again too if you don't mind I'm
holding it though let rip not right
now [ __ ] A F [ __ ] feet are killing me
see I'd like to see your
credential I believe
it except my favorite
anywhere anywhere here anything
boy clear R jail one don't me how much
do we have to go 10 miles I can't
believe still driving this [ __ ] P
Quarter what piece of [ __ ] you got to
have a [ __ ] dude might be able to mat
the [ __ ] through the bushes and Cat
the Gang people you need to catch or
crunch over somebody by accident because
they're not supposed to be in the car
well something cooler than this piece of
[ __ ] car that yeah well when the
supervisor comes to talk to you tomorrow
let him know I need a new car no you
don't need a car you need a [ __ ]
sport utilitarian vessel over in this
[ __ ] hole this place is a [ __ ] hole you
can't walk off the be without getting
some [ __ ] Thicket sticking into your
[ __ ] let alone I don't know how to
[ __ ] you know we
[ __ ] model of [ __ ] that I haven't seen
on [ __ ] hand in a long time this is a
piece of [ __ ] Crown Vic [ __ ] yeah yeah
they haven't made him in a decade I
can't believe you're driving some
[ __ ] roached out [ __ ] taxi cab
that got recycled into a piece of [ __ ]
squad car there's just not enough
[ __ ] space in this piece of [ __ ] I'm
[ __ ] hungry what time is it 2:30 huh
2:30 [ __ ] starving man I haven't had
[ __ ] all to eat I still didn't drink my
power Aid where'd that go I got it up
here here all right when we get to the
jail you can ask them if they can get
you a snack a snack Monch I don't know
of that but they might have some food
they can get you I kind of could use it
man and I can't do the [ __ ] I'm such
a blessed person that this shit's going
on in this County I just cannot be in
the other counties on the other side of
the state cuz I ultimately man you don't
know what it's like to be in a situation
at least here you get a milk every
morning I don't know about this County
but [ __ ] Plum County you did that's a
[ __ ] hell of a thing to have to
happen I woke up with [ __ ] my caned
shoes still in my pocket I was like what
the [ __ ] this a trap no laces my shoes
still on and a [ __ ] belt that had
gotten stolen from me can chew was in my
pocket though wait so who's your
supervisor if you don't mind me asking
Sergeant Stewart Sergeant Stewart yep
he'll be out to see you tomorrow thank
you and real [ __ ] man I I wasn't trying
to go through none of that [ __ ] and you
know if we could you know I'm not trying
to bribe and officer or anything if we
could figure some other [ __ ] you know
method of madness out other than [ __ ]
whatever the [ __ ] went on you know let's
just jump in a different [ __ ] squad
car this a piece of [ __ ] and go
backwards in time and laugh about it or
meet me at a coffee shop somewhere else
in the world and [ __ ] I'll buy you a
beer and tell you that everything's
going well and maybe rbe you with
something that is resource but really
I'm trying to get to swim so we can
finish our [ __ ] wedding valves even
if we can't get our wedding paperwork
because she's still kind of a a mared
married woman has got a divorce from
this me man these shoes are really
stinking man I got to take these [ __ ]
off I got to take a shower man I feel
like I [ __ ] just [ __ ] swam through
somebody else's bub hole not
mine did you fart no that's the mill are
you lying to me no it's the mill man we
put up with I didn't I mean I I didn't I
I'm holding
mine and you were holding my arm when I
did let a little bit go and it's can't
to be good I've been having really me
diet eating the [ __ ] out kind of [ __ ]
that's why I was trying to find the
police station it's cuz I have all this
TI food up stash right that tree it's
straight across the street after I
picked up the [ __ ] bushes too thought
of being a good samarin my bike's at the
bike shop is going to get fixed on
Friday I got to call him tomorrow what
the hell got a lot of money over the end
of that bike I was riding around believe
it or
not I should have just came over here to
a motorcycle man it would have been so
much different
you guys would have really had a hard
time with me then especially if I wanted
to play cat Mouse at that point you
would had a difficult time to deal with
me if I'm on a [ __ ] motoross you know
that [ __ ] is not easy to
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do really man my apologies I didn't want
to go through nothing that went through
you know I mean [ __ ] I didn't want to go
through none of that [ __ ] I didn't want
to come out of the bushes and give
myself up either but I did that also
sometimes you got to do things you don't
want to do that's the moral of the story
I do or do not want to do that it just
makes economic sense I have to at this
point I just sure hope you don't tax me
too much money here cuz I'm bonding out
ASAP and you know it is what it
is I'm trying to clear my [ __ ] whole
program up I walking c a little bit of
money CL County a little bit of money
and now apparently I [ __ ] going to ow
a little bit more
money I don't want to have to have a
reenactment of none of this [ __ ] and I
won't know anymore especially I plan out
I
don't that was you know that wasn't as
fun as it could have
been I don't think we need to
reac I we'll see what what was the
sheriff's name again our sergeant Char
thank you and your name Deputy Hol
officer Holly thank you how many Mis
meters you charge me with before you
think about what which level of felony
you'd like to demise our situation with
or without how many misers do I get six
six misers wow how many felonies only
five Mr meters huh Mr meters five Mr
meters in a felony yeah all right we'll
see how this one plays out then and
window it all five and the six felony
charge rather we'll just give you Char
when all these transpire just today just
today oh that's odd and interesting that
you say that wasn't I supposed to be at
my fiance's address I don't know I don't
know where your fian Liv [ __ ] I don't
know where she lives yeah I told you you
said you were going to get a ride for me
I waited all tell was in the morning in
the park where I'm not supposed to be
kind of [ __ ] I woke up at some point
when somebody El ran me over in the
parking lot which it's not supposed to
be in either cuz there's like f and [ __ ]
where you told me to wait for a ride I
didn't even [ __ ] know the bus is free
till you're yelling that at me what the
[ __ ] nobody even said that [ __ ] I would
have been on and off that bus just in
like a [ __ ] bad habit all over the
[ __ ] place I didn't know it was free
the [ __ ] isn't that a [ __ ] crime can
I charge you with that [ __ ] that the
buses are
free yeah yeah obviously you need a
little bit of tightening up Sir you're
loosing a couple of your you know
standard procedure ideas your list of
forc guidelines when you already know my
[ __ ] address where I'm going and who
the [ __ ] I am I don't know why you got
to bum rush me when I'm trying to get
the [ __ ] out of your Park boy I mean are
you the ranger I miss five [ __ ] steps
off the [ __ ] beat and sidewalk it's
not even going to take $1,000 for ATT to
chew this one through I don't give a
[ __ ] about all that other [ __ ] I was
trying to go back to Safeway and pay for
some bottle of boob because I just got
money for the other one that I had
stolen and I did do that sold it some
kids cuz I had to I'm trying to [ __ ]
buy something to [ __ ] eat and pay for
the [ __ ] Snoop Doggy wine and go buy
another one you stole the booze for kids
so you could get money to get food I had
to do something man had to do something
I'm trying to [ __ ] eat how the [ __ ]
else am I supposed to do that I went to
the food bank ate everything I got tried
to hustle up a little bit of money to
get on a bus that I found out was free
when you're beating my ass the [ __ ]
wrong with this math program boy I don't
know what to say
how old are you are you really been
through the Marine Corp I sure hope you
stay
silent I don't know what today's
requirements are I know what yesterday's
requirements is so if there's any you
know false or bad blood here let me
apologize one last time sir I'm sorry
for getting my [ __ ] ass beat the [ __ ]
up and you know I'm sorry for you
wasting your [ __ ] stupid time driving
me to this [ __ ] wherever the [ __ ]
dude what kind of Po
F there's how many jail sales are over
here in this count sir what what's
what's SI inmate population is this here
uh you can ask the jailers I'm not sure
the correctional officers that we say
yep I don't know how many beds they have
they'll tell you
jail well I'll see you in court if we if
we want to go all the way through that
I'll see you there it's not going to be
a good idea but I do nothing but try
person person what's that
price B and I
can't what all right you got to have 10%
cash to get your bond
right out mycket it up my [ __ ] I
don't
know I don't know where you keep your
money you got me on six [ __ ] charges
and you're asking me if I got the cash
my
ass that's a safe place for just got
[ __ ] 10 rack stuff in the gangster I
got yeah I kind of figured
please thank you
sir I huh I don't know you wouldn't even
[ __ ] acknowled what they said might
not be able
to see [ __ ] especially on the red
flag here of [ __ ] child that are
wearing badges me that's what I and see
I haven't got your hat for
you got this
from the gshs thing at the police
station the Hat earlier yeah okay step
on out I think so I don't know what hat
it is it's a white hat it's a baseball
cap I don't have a white baseball cap
all right step on out I can you give me
another minute please give me a sec wow
could all be half too do understand that
yep can you stand on those white
footprints for me please well let's see
all right you got anything in your
pocket yeah a hand grenade over there
DNA in that one I think over there I got
some blood and
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DNA what next now I'm going to put this
mask on your face
morning Mr wxs yes sir hey talk to you
for a quick second yes sir um I got a
couple questions for you I'm Sergeant
Stewart with the police department just
just let you know I'm recording here huh
just let you know I'm recording um I
just wanted to get a statement from you
about last night I've got a written
explanation on what list of Force
guidelines you have because I was trying
to talk to this officer cly at his squad
car and then he absolutely started
beating up again okay I don't want to
try and go any further I'm trying to get
back to my job site sir okay can you
just tell me what happened yeah
ultimately you know uh I I I started
laughing out I didn't know to do B
earlier I I wasn't even starting to
drink but I stole a couple bottles from
Safeway that's clear I sold them some
kids in the park of course and then I
lost some money in the park I'm like
what the [ __ ] I'm doing circles looking
for this [ __ ] little bit of money and
then all a sudden you know it burns me
out and I pass out on his bench right
and I wake up to the girl going it's
dark you can't be in the park at dark
I'm like do like what do you mean all my
shit's all over the floor I'm like [ __ ]
I'm still looking for this $13 trying to
eat some food right [ __ ] next thing I
know p in squad car I'm not even like
right on the I mean not even [ __ ] 50
ft on the road but the sidewalk was
there I didn't know that was such a crie
but he pulls did the same thing about
shoing he said something about some
[ __ ] I gave him some [ __ ] name
because I'm even booked in here
underneath my other name I wasn't born
with and I'm having identity issues I'm
trying to get my license back I'm trying
to get my ID back he already knows the
story he said he's going to give me a
ride on Tuesday when I talked to him
okay thought we had a good relationship
I ran off and then I approached him and
trying to be cordable again and say hey
let me explain you this and we started
talking all he starts kicking me boom
boom and this guy's like this [ __ ]
tall on the uphill side and now we're
[ __ ] doing C wheels down that like
[ __ ] I don't know why I deserve all that
I mean I need [ __ ] f for all that I'm
trying to this woman that wants to marry
me in swim he knows this I'm trying to
then take her back over the job so we
can wrap it up real quick get a good
clothes and start next a project [ __ ]
when these people can get it right you
know I'm doing some [ __ ] up homeowners
over in Bellingham but she lives in
square and I gave him my address he said
going to give me a ride I woke up in
this park I'm not supposed to be in
because I was getting eaten by
mosquitoes itched and [ __ ] that was 2
days prior to this one I mean what the
[ __ ] I didn't even know the bus was free
until he says it is I'm like well that's
[ __ ] cool information I should have
known before I can't believe nobody's
told me that I try to get a bus pass
from the guy at the homeless thing mhm
and I cleaned up the bushes outside your
office sir okay and I donated the wheels
and tires got all dri [ __ ] so do you
have any injuries on you at all or yeah
all over the place where at well you
see we took pictures okay this whole
[ __ ] leg hurts like [ __ ] I can
[ __ ] heal up and her over in one more
two more names i' be back on the roof
Roofing but man I don't know he had a
all my arm really good and he starts
[ __ ] kicking me almost getting up to
my [ __ ] head and [ __ ] then we're
going [ __ ] car wheels and [ __ ] and
I'm running away from him saying what
the [ __ ] [ __ ] is your problem man I'm
trying to come at you slyly and all a
said now I'm assaulting an officer and I
dude I did not I will not you mind
showing me your leg I take a look at
your leg first off man I'm covered in
[ __ ] I need a shower yeah you don't have
to I just ask if you don't mind whatever
wherever you might have an injury well
yeah UL right here bleeding do you mind
if I take a picture I already got
pictures take man do you care if I do it
again or or no if if not it's not of
what what injury first off just your you
got to you got to straight
just because I was trying to ask him
what the [ __ ] ordeal is he didn't
come at me about this shoy [ __ ] he came
at me with some dumb [ __ ] didn't make
sense I don't know if that's a
guidelines for your officer when he
already knows the story when I land here
Monday 10 minutes lat to do this to me
on a Thursday basically 11:00 or
midnight whatever yeah and that's what
I'm here to look into you know and so I
no no no I don't want any more problems
in my life than I already have I'm
trying to put a ring on my own finger I
have enough money to do so this woman
loves me very much he knows I'm supposed
to be there how about you would like to
how about that leg anything on that leg
just it's just this leg it like I got
bruised or something up here too and my
wrist and
[ __ ] I don't know uh where in the [ __ ]
this guy's list of guidelines is but
I I I'm sorry about five missioners I
know I was never doing anything except
for a smile I I was kind of like
flashing out purposely but I'm not here
tearing the town backwards with masks
and leaving I'm not doing that I I
haven't stolen anything but yes and
safely okay and I'm basically
apologizing and I will pay safely I pay
my debts and my dues but man that that
guy is [ __ ] huge like this PA on the
other the RO was hell of great too I the
police station and and I have some one
more thing in the bushes and this this
homeless lady gave me some Ty was kind
of good where's the restaurant at in p c
uh it's kind of by like the main light
right there uh on the main road what
main light like the one by pen saver I
don't even know what that is yeah where
are you from with that southern accident
oh uh well I'm kind of from here but I
used to live in South Carolina for a
long time so oh that's cool I don't know
what that is might be gravel but all
right well I appreciate you give me your
side of the story saway does want your
trespass from there sir I understand
that I needed to have trespass charg and
I needed to have some sort of he said he
was going to get me a ride that night
and I woke up I'm still itching mosquito
bites and [ __ ] and I I've never had to
live like just I haven't showered four
[ __ ] days man okay well hopefully you
can get a shower here soon um just I'll
put this with your property it's the
trustpass warning for Safeway they
wanted do trespass for a year from that
location from any Safeway so like
Safeway or Safeway fast shop oh what
about hour I get trust passing that PPK
cat store
too different I shot really
okay I'm just yeah just here clear from
Safeway for a while and abolutely I'll
put this with your property so I I
appreciate you with me I'm wanting a
shower and needing a shower pretty bad I
I'll talk about that yeah that's
something these guys can talk with you
well I already had some sort of um you
know minion come up and talk to me about
yeah okay that's what I heard and walked
off well they you can arrange that with
these guys here in a little bit okay so
what side of stories like that's it I
just wanted your side with the story
about what happened last night with the
officer so oh okay well obviously you
know you know what happened I got my ass
you know throttled twice and now I got
these [ __ ] extra charges it's just a
[ __ ] me okay all right well I appreciate
it okay take care good luck I don't need
good luck and I will not accept it from
you that's