Are you thinking that pleading the fifth actually makes you look guilty? Here's why it makes you genius. The Fifth Amendment gives you the right to say, "I don't answer questions without a lawyer." It helps prevent you from giving evidence against yourself, which you never want to do. And if you're a Dr. Judge follower, what you need now is one of these hats that says it for you. It's even got the Dr. Judge thing on the back. It's very stylish. And you can just hold it up to the police or tip your hat to the police when it comes to answering questions. I plead the fifth.