We're blind ranking worst to best excuses [music] people can give to cops. >> I didn't know I couldn't do that. >> Let's put that at number three. >> I was just following the car in front of me. >> It's not a great excuse, so let's put it at four since I've already used three. >> My speedometer is broken. >> Have I already used four? Then number five. Why would you tell him that? >> I'm almost home. >> Let's just use that as number two. Everybody says it. >> I'm sorry, officer. I've got nothing to say. >> No way. Did I save that one for last? I'm sorry, officer. I've got nothing to say is just like I don't answer questions without a lawyer. So I'm ranking that number one. I did pretty good job. He ceases trying to trick me. He saves those really good ones for last.