for me okay and i know this is gonna be
tricky too what's tricky
no i just i know i've said i've seen
this before not with me but oh okay
because if i'm top heavy like i'm not
talking i'm not doing any of that all
i'm gonna do is check your eyes okay
yeah
updated
yeah he's trying to figure out what he's
going to do we're off to the berm now
finally he almost uh hit a semi a couple
times here
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open the door
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open the door no i'm not going around
open that door
how you doing i'm sorry what's going on
today
well it's okay i don't want to go on
that side it's dangerous
can you turn your car off for me for a
second
what what's going on look that truck was
just moving around just trying to get
around
round it you almost hit it twice no you
came within inches from it i'm sorry
i'm sorry sir what's your name you got
your driver's license with you
all right that's what i was doing all
right okay well you almost hit it twice
okay
you have a driver's license
you don't have you have an id on you
how much have you had a drink tonight
how much is not much
can you tell me how much is not much is
it being drinking beers
just watching the game i'm not the game
oh re-run i'll reroute the game [ __ ]
uh you can't see anything fresh can you
yeah
is that a raccoon yeah you did you know
this is what i was doing i was looking
yeah i got you all right okay but then
you didn't stop right away for me why
was that because like i said i need
i need to make sure it was clear oh it
was clear i guarantee it was clear
that's what i was doing i was looking
okay all right you have your driver's
license with you
no you have an id with you anything that
says who you are
where where is it at where's it at
right there yes sir all right
what's your name your car james yeah
well i just got
i just got it yesterday you just got it
yesterday okay can i see your
what do you got an id card yeah yeah
okay how come you don't have a driver's
license uh
child support child support i had that i
would date i had driver's licenses but i
got laid off to
detail okay yeah i got you i used to
work at facebook and uh
uh-huh facebook i was under turner
where do you live at i live on east but
like i said i was
as you can see right here yeah i was
trying to follow this uh
i was trying to follow this okay and
then uh
okay this is the deal listen you got any
weapons on you
of course i don't good good good so this
is the deal
i got a condo movie well okay listen
it's a deal okay i'm gonna have you come
out this door okay
when you come out i'm just gonna pat you
down real quick face this way towards
the roadway put your back towards me
real quick okay
when you do that put your hands like
this and i'm just
okay we'll be good all right i can
assure you i don't have any
all right good that's what i want to
make sure and then we're going to go
from there okay just leave your phone in
there for a second you don't need your
phone
uh no i want to show you this i already
see you saw you showed me three times
already
okay sorry about that all right all
right just just
go ahead come on face forward put your
hands around the back turn around
okay how do i tell you put your hands
put your hands where i'm on top of your
head right
right put your hand on top of the head
there you go spread your legs for me for
a second all right there you go
you got any drugs or anything on you
james you just been drinking alcohol
today
just drinking beers with my friends how
about marijuana you smell like got some
marijuana smell on you
anything i'll say okay so there's the
deal
put your hand down on your side okay i'm
just gonna walk you over here first real
second okay
you gotta keep your hand down your side
all right i just wanna hold on to you
because we're on the freeway all right
all right
yeah the truck was doing fine it was you
that got the problem
okay okay just have a seat there for a
second all right
hey chopper thanks i'm good i'll just
need one card with me go ahead have a
seat
how did you get stabbed i'm gonna work
so i work i used to work at uh you know
they build a facebook yeah
in new orleans i work under content
construct
okay
oh okay oh like twice here no
three it went through this is where it
punctured my lung at okay
but this is what they had to do like the
surgery when they stuck it where they
stuck it in
messed up yeah so like i said i didn't
want i don't want to be dependent on
like
opioids down there i got you stand right
here for a second i want you to shut the
door here all right so come on up here
come come right up here to my car okay
and i know you're gonna do me i'm this
is what i'm gonna come over here i'm not
top heavy but i know you're standing
just stand right here for a second all
right this is what i need you to do
james
all you have to do is listen to me okay
i'm gonna give you some instructions and
the key is
just follow those instructions all right
okay so take your hands out your pocket
first
okay and put your feet together just
like that for me okay and i know this is
gonna be tricky
because what's tricky no i just i know
i've seen this before
not with me but oh okay because if i'm
top heavy like i'm not talking
i'm not doing any of that all i'm going
to do is check your eyes okay yeah you
can do this so all you have to do is see
my finger
yeah okay put your hands right here like
this for me just on your chin
you put my hands right here on the
bottom of the shape right okay that does
two things
first of all it helps me keep an eye on
your hands yes sir okay and then help
keep your head steady yes sir
all right so don't look at my flashlight
i'm just bringing my flashlight look at
this
no i'm just bringing my light up so i
can see your eyes for a second all right
now do you see my finger yes sir okay am
i looking at you're looking at the tip
of my fingers
see that yeah yeah all right what i want
you to do is follow my finger
right with my eyes with your eyes your
eyes only without correct
okay all right it's going to move from
left to right your left
all you do is stay focused on the tip of
that pin my leg put your chin
down a little bit right put your chin
down a little bit my left which is your
right hand right put your chin down with
it put your chin down like this
okay there you go now now bring your
eyes up and look at it
okay all you're gonna do is stay
following it okay yeah
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okay right come on over here for a
second come right here
yeah it's pretty close to 30 seconds
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i want you to stand right here for me
standing right about here okay
somersault
no what you're going to do is turn
around face my car no okay i'm gonna
give you some more instructions okay
all right so what i want you to do first
is put your feet together like this put
your hands down to your side okay
okay just like that i'm gonna give you
some instructions here so you got it all
right
all right well you got to take your
hands out of your pocket all right all
right
all right which one is your left foot
which one's your left foot
okay so what i want you to do put your
left foot out just like that for a
second oh now you know this
okay never mind i can't because i can't
say that
do you understand what i want you to do
first you want to do come on no hold on
okay let me go through the instructions
okay
okay have you ever done this before no
but i'm saying we do it like
at times like they got things on like
like youtube oh yeah
okay if you can do like you're left with
yeah okay kind of hard
like okay if you're even a silver person
could probably
just okay so basically we do this
because there's certain clues we're
looking for
so the big key is that you listen to the
instructions okay you know
you you want me to put my left foot okay
so now hold on
listen to the instructions i know you
think you know what you're going to do
but i want you to
follow the instructions okay
so yes you're going to put your left
foot out for me okay go ahead and do
that for me
put it out for me left like that right
now take your right foot put it in front
of your left foot touch heel to toe just
like i'm demonstrating
now stop just like that put your hand
down to your side
okay sorry okay now at this point i
don't want you to step off of that line
until i give you some more instructions
okay
all right go ahead and go back remember
you're stepping off no i don't know i'm
just saying because when you do it
right even yourself okay i hear that all
the time
already okay so pretend like there's an
imaginary white line going down the
front of my car what cruiser number do
you see 62. okay so you're going to take
nine steps touching heel to toe down
imaginary line towards my cruiser so you
think nine steps is odd listen to me
listen to me no
listen how many steps are you going to
take no that's all you're going to take
okay you understand so far this is the
chicken okay
so you're going to take no yeah i see
you're having problems standing there no
no no
i'm just i'm moving okay okay remember
i said don't step off there until i give
you some instructions right
all right okay hand's gonna be down to
your side
you're gonna take nine steps touching
heel to toe down that line
when you get to that line you're gonna
keep that front foot planted forward
that you land on
take a series of small steps and come
back down that line nice depth i'm going
to show you what that looks like all
right
listen yep watch so number one step will
be your left foot out in front of that
right foot okay
you're gonna be touching one two three
i took three steps but how many steps
are you gonna take
right so if that's your nine foot you're
gonna pick up your other foot watch my
feet
watch my feet show let me show you how
it's gonna look all right you stepped
off the line again go back i'm just
saying you understand
what i'm saying yes yes correct
all right all right watch my feet ready
here we go
you leave that foot on the line you pick
up your other foot take a sear just
watch me take a series of small steps
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that's not a turn are you picking up
your other foot like i demonstrated
then you're gonna come back nine steps
right one two
three did that did you see how you did
this yeah
so you're getting ahead of yourself i
want you to slow down i want you
all right i want to make this i want to
make this test fair okay
i want to make sure you understand all
the instructions okay
so do you want me to demonstrate that
again for you
the term you just did it and i've seen
when you did it that it's not easy for
everybody
whether you're okay whether you're not
created or not all right so
go back to your position i'm doing
nothing put your put your right foot in
front of your left foot touch your
little toe like i'm demonstrating all
right and i'm doing nine
so put your foot back here when i put
the first one
go go back like i told you first right
put your right foot out
touching heel to toe this is one right
no
you're you're in the position of
instructions like i've been trying to
tell you that
okay when you bring that first step out
that'd be your left foot
my left foot is doing my first step
correct you understand the instructions
how many steps are you going to take i'm
taking 9. when you get to that 9th step
you keep that front foot planted forward
take a series of small steps around come
back 9 steps
the whole time when you do this your
hands have to be down your side
you have to look down at your feet and
count your steps out loud
all right you ready to try it just do
you understand
because the wind is blowing
okay go ahead and try it for me
you're trying to tell me that this is
not my first step what's your first step
when you're when you bring your first
step all right listen
james james stop for a second i wanna
stop for a second
my first day was my liftoff stop i want
you to slow down for a second all right
i want to make this
this test fair for you but you're not
you're trying to go ahead of the the
instructions
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okay so look at that look i don't want
to talk to pitching no you're not listen
no you're not i just want to make sure
you understand them
so put your left foot out there like i
explained to you about three times now
go like that all right no listen
cause he knows i'm right okay now put
your right foot
touch heel to toe put your hands down
your side
now when you you bring your left foot
out that's the number one step and
continue walking for nine steps
okay
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kind of loud when
kind of loud three okay keep going
keep going don't look at me look at your
feet look look at your feet
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look at your feet look at your feet
look at this all right look at look at
your feet
you see that i did you weren't even
there okay go ahead look at your feet
you want to start over yes sir all right
let's start over let's make it fair
and you know what i'm shaking back stay
right here
no we right here i'm gonna start from
right here okay you know i'm freezing i
ain't got no damn coat
where's your jack you got a jacket in
the car you want me to get it for you
no it's okay you sure you don't want to
do it get a jacket oh got the choice at
this point
all right go ahead and put your left
foot out put your right foot touching
your
heel to toe like i demonstrated like
that right foot in front of your left
foot
look look at me look at me look at me
right foot right touching left heel to
toe right
all right now when you're ready to start
all right that's one right there that's
not one
that's not one now look your left foot
goes out your right foot don't put your
phone into your pocket this is waving me
now like he's gonna
all right you want me to have your phone
okay i'll put in my pocket could you be
fearing your person with me so i'm gonna
look i've got an extra
35 pounds on me okay i know you do but
i've seen when you did it you
okay all right put your left foot out
okay
put your left foot out no put your left
foot out
all right put it like that in front of
you now put your right foot
touching your left heel toe like this no
i would rather
i'm right handed okay you got to follow
the instructions okay that's
one of the important parts of this test
okay tell me are you going to go left
foot
so put your right foot in front of your
left foot touching heel to toe okay
go ahead and do it put your right foot
touch touch your heel toe just like i'm
doing
all right now you're gonna take nine
steps down the imaginary line of my
cruiser right
and my hands gotta be right here you
have to look at your feet okay
no you have to look keep your hands down
to your side look at your feet
count out your steps out loud okay
that is not one when's one start
when i guess i guess when you bring your
left foot out that'll be the number one
step
right you know i'm shivering you want to
continue doing this
yeah yes i do because i'm going you know
it's cold
okay
okay go ahead and try it
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keep counting out loud that's not one
but go ahead
one there you go look at your foot
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okay
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six seven
yeah keep going
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how did i explain the turn remember what
else you got to do now
right how did i demonstrate it how did i
demonstrate it
remember i asked you if you want me the
license plate i said go to take nine
steps
take your lead foot take a series of
small steps and come back
i'm right footed so it's not about the
right foot remember how i demonstrated
do you remember how i demonstrated it
what you didn't say about the soda
yes i demonstrated it my left foot all
right
good keep going how you think you should
do it exactly what i'm saying
i'm right it doesn't matter
go ahead good so now i'm doing the exact
same thing come back nine steps yes sir
you ready whenever you're ready is that
fair did i turn around keep going come
on let's go
no you didn't do it properly
that's why go ahead and continue the
test don't look at me look at your foot
don't just just complete the test two
three four
five
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you want me to demonstrate it three
different times and now you said you had
it
okay like i said i'm right-handed
doesn't matter about right or left it's
about following the instructions
okay i thought you wanted no sir okay so
did i turn it around the wrong okay
put your feet together like this got one
more thing all right i'm gonna have you
raise your foot off the ground six
inches
parallel to the ground all right
your hands are gonna be down to your
side you're gonna raise your foot out
like that you're gonna count 1001
one thousand three until i tell you to
stop can you do that for me
your hand down to your side you're gonna
raise your foot out parallel to the
ground six inches just like a
demonstrator
you can either one you wanna do your
hands gonna be down to your side when
you raise that
foot up you're gonna look at that raised
foot and you're gonna count one thousand
one one thousand two one thousand three
all the way up i tell you to stop see i
have 35 extra pounds on me right
look at that your top heavy but like i'm
saying can you do
what i'm doing is getting set i don't
want to get too close to you okay i'm
saying what you did on 1003 so you move
i'm i'm only demonstrating i'm not going
to do all the way up
okay
so so you can raise either foot shaking
like it's freezing do you want to do the
test
yes sir all right so your hands are
going to be down your side whichever
foot you want to raise i rode
i raised my left foot but you can raise
the right foot if you want just like
that straight out parallel
look at that raised foot okay
you ready put your hand down your side
when you're ready i'm going to tell you
when to start
and i'm going to tell you when to stop
okay are you ready is this 10 seconds
yo just keep going until i tell you to
stop
you ready put your hands down on your
side
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put your hand put your feet together
leg's gotta be locked out
put your hands down your side lock out
your legs
like i'm doing here oh no raise your
foot up
appear on the ground okay count all
right let's see how you look how you can
see
okay you see how easy
look at your foot look at your foot look
count your count i'm looking at my foot
are you looking at me
you got to look at it count for me
that's up to you
stop for a second oh james james
listen to the instructions it's very
important you listen to the instructions
no i said i'm going to tell you when to
start and i'm going to tell you when to
stop
it's very important that you listen to
the instructions
you're going to count out loud just like
i demonstrated okay
hands are going to be down to your side
what am i counting
you're going to count until i tell you
to stop you're going to count you're
going to count like this
1001 1002 1003 all the way up to
tell you to stop
okay i can't do it but i'm not going all
the way up because i'm demonstrating
put your hands down your side put your
feet together like this
i tell you to start bring it out like
that okay
okay look at that raised foot and count
one thousand
one one thousand two one thousand three
all the way up until i tell you to stop
understand over here because if you
notice this is slightly okay you can
stand it right there
ready put your feet together all right
i'll tell you when to start i'm shaking
i'm gonna tell you when to start here in
a minute all right put your feet down
put your hands on your side go ahead and
begin for me
put your foot out liars count for me
look at your foot look at your foot
you're not looking at your foot
you're looking at me look at your foot
you got just for this
i'm just trying to help you do the test
if you're looking at your foot that's
what you're going to see right
listen to me i'll apologize okay look
i'm just making sure okay
stop for a second you see this is slim
all right
you stop all right how old are you
all right put your hands behind your
back i already knew
james you're under the influence of
alcohol all right
listen listen it doesn't mean you're
going to go to jail tonight all right as
long as you stay cooperative
okay all right you are all right but you
should have been driving all right let's
let's put it that way
all right all right so listen i'm gonna
put handcuffs on you i'm gonna put you
in my car
i'm gonna read you some you ever been
arrested for ovi before
yes sir how many times only only
twice and probably like in the last 10
years
okay okay so what i'm going to do is
read your form i'm going to ask you to
submit to a breath test tonight
there's consequences if you don't give
me a breath test okay
but my goal listen listen listen but the
goal is for me to get you home
okay as long as you're cooperative we're
going to get you home all right we're
good
all right
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you