I had a commenter on one of my videos, DJ Funky Bean, that said, "Hey, you forgot to tell us what to say when the cops ask, how long were you at the bar?" >> [music] >> So, really, DJ Funky Bean, which I like your name, but I have to really answer and spell it out for you? It's only seven words. I don't answer questions without a lawyer. I was doing a video about a cop who was really good at asking questions, and his whole design was to ask you enough questions so he could prove that you were over the legal limit when you were driving your car. He would ask, where you going, where you coming from, how long were you at the bar, when did you have the first sip of the first alcoholic drink, when did you have the last sip of the first alcoholic drink, and he would continue to question you until he had you pinned down on how many drinks you'd had, over what period of time, how much sleep you'd had, how much food you'd had that day. Just don't answer questions. The only thing you should ever say to a police officer who asked you a question is, I don't answer questions.