You would never call me names if I was out of this uniform. You know why? Because bad things would happen to you. >> Bad things? >> Yeah. Do you love cops that bad that you need to film us all the time? >> I love how pretty you guys are. >> Yeah, I'm cute. And I think you're a handsome fellow, too. How many times have you been institutionalized? >> Uh, let me count. Zero times. >> Yeah. Zero. Are you sure? >> Yeah. >> Cuz remember, we know all about you. >> You want to know all about us, but we know all about you >> that you want. But once again, I want you to put in for a ride along. I want me to show you how cool it is to be a cop. I can take you all over the city. You could be I could be your personal chauffeur. >> I like exercising. I don't need you. >> But you never ride your bike. Why do you constantly think it's funny to film us? >> What do you get out of it? >> I find bad cops like Dean Flight that >> So now you're fixated on one guy. Last week you were fixated on someone else, >> Captain Gross. I believe you need to be institutionalized. >> Take me in. Take me in. >> I think you need to go yourself. Where's your bike today? >> I didn't want anybody. >> You have your helmet. You're biking. No, you're filming us and you're bothering me. >> Well, too bad. You bother people all day. >> Why would I bother people? >> It's your job. >> It's my job to bother people. And what do you think your job is? Oh, no. Wait. You don't have a job. >> You know what college is? You don't need >> Yeah. Where'd you go? Penn State. >> Wow. It's funny that we know that you need to get a light. >> That's what you need to do. You need to get a life.