first up I wanted to show you a weapon in South Carolina that an officer happened to confiscate off of a man with a gun call check this bad boy out is that not the coolest gun you've ever seen not only does it have the super high-speed tactical flashlight it also has the huper awesome tape modifications again Thank You officer for letting me use your picture but we're gonna need Karen to pop on over to your department to destroy that weapon of mass destruction wait a minute it's Karen is she gonna destroy it or make it more illegal the first incident that we're gonna talk about comes out of Omaha Nebraska and just bless this man's heart he he had a rough day 25 year-old Thomas Hartman's day started out with him going into the Omaha Police Department and saying that his cousin had robbed him at gunpoint and stolen his cell phone and some cash the officer said [ __ ] that's bad let's go detain the cousin so they detained the cousin the cousins like no I was at the mall during that time here it looked there's video evidence the officer said oh [ __ ] that's filing a false police report so now mr. Hartman is sitting in the police station in an interrogation room for filing a false police report and he still won't tell them that he was filing a false police report even though there's video evidence but it gets even better his 17 year old girlfriend is in the next room the next interrogation room beside the one he's in spilling the beans to police about how he makes her perform sexual acts for money oh but wait there's more mr. Hartman then puts a chair on the table in the interrogation room and police believe he is trying to escape so they rush in and detain him the police station they removed Thomas from the room that's when a female technician comes in to take a look around and she spots something on the floor it's a little baggie of blow she tells the officers the officers go back into the ceiling and find eight more baggies of cocaine so Thomas went into the Omaha Police Department on his own accord with his 17-year old hooker girlfriend who he was the pimp for with nine bags of cocaine in his pocket to file a false police report it doesn't get any better than that speaking of having drugs in your pocket the next story that we're gonna talk about comes out of jolly old England where a man we had some drugs in his prison pocket you guys may have seen this story already it's been trending on twitter with the hashtag poo watch because a man that s ex police thought had maybe swallowed some drugs or had some drugs in his prison wallet did not take a [ __ ] for 47 days prosecutors began worrying about the man's health after he refused to take a doodoo for 47 days and his charges have been discontinued protip for any of you drug dealers over in England if you don't want to get busted just remember all you got to do is hold it in for 47 days and you're golden I got another crazy little story for you right here where security cameras in front of a house captured a police officer pulling up in front of a house activating its lights and then the officer getting out and speaking with someone in front of the house the only problem with the police officer there who's in the unmarked vehicle wearing a San bernandino Sheriff's Department uniform is 14 years old hell he even had a duty belt with a real gun holstered in it he walks up to the front of the house he tells him that he's there to investigate a domestic disturbance that's when the person inside the house closes the door on him he turns around gets in his car and leaves the homeowner follows him out gets a description of the car and then caused the real police and tells him what just happened the next day a sergeant with the victors vil police department spotted the police car driving down the road a traffic stop was initiated and he detained the 14 year-old who was still wearing the San bernandino Sheriff's Department uniform of course the police were like you're not supposed to have any of this [ __ ] so we're gonna get a search warrant for your house turns out he had a bunch of other [ __ ] in the house that he probably shouldn't have had including ballistic vests tasers replica guns and a lot of counterfeit money it kind of looks like you wanted to be a cop but I don't see that happening now sorry little buddy you never go full sheepdog hey here's a good little story for you might taste Daniels Oh Kelly Clarkson got him next thing I want to talk about that's a little old but it was just brought to my attention I didn't even know these things existed and I totally thought it was a joke when someone sent this to me so every state in America has safe-haven laws where if you don't want your newborn baby and it's unharmed you can drop it off at a police station or a fire station a town in Indiana has created a drive-through so it's much easier and faster to get rid of your unwanted baby place your baby inside the little box and just like the bank it goes shoo and it sucks it back into the fire station and it is a good thing because it probably keeps some women from taking their baby and putting it in a dumpster or something alright so we're gonna talk about a shooting and I'm gonna do something a little different here so all my shooting videos don't get them on ties but I can still have videos that make me a little bit of money I'm gonna talk about the shooting but if you want to watch it go ahead and click on that link that pops up above me there will also be a link to this video in the description and comments below the shooting that we're gonna talk about today comes out of Fort Collins where 26 year old George Newman thought it would be a good idea to smoke a shit-ton of meth and pop off a round into the ceiling where police were called on him Fort Collins police arrived on scene where woman came out and said that she knew who was inside the room that he had a gun and her three year old child was also in the room Neumann opened the door holding a sawed-off shotgun the officer was very patient with him and asked him to drop it a few times before the officer fired two shots striking Newman in the chest killing him it looks like a clean shoot to me because there was a three-year-old in the room and all Neumann had to do was take his hand to go point it right at the officers head and pull the trigger one last video I want you to take a look at before I get off here I have zero context for but it as funny as hell here we got you Flickr hahaha [ __ ] loser alright so there's something we haven't done in a while and that's a little bit of mail time I've gotten some new patches and some other cool [ __ ] from you guys that we're gonna give a shout out for right now this is probably one of the cooler patches I've gotten because Mike sent me this and he said he wore it on his first deployment with 10th Mountain Division really cool stuff Mike thank you next pass comes from for 70 badges calm it looks like they make badges and patches and challenge coins but says they're coming out with a new youtube series called angels Grove police department this series and they sent me a patch from their new series coming out on YouTube thank you very much guys I look forward to seeing what that's all about mr. Taylor sent me over a doughnut patch doughnut police to protect the doughnuts awesome thank you from an anonymous sender we have San Bernardino Sheriff's Department and from Tim we have Ohio State Patrol check this out a handmade water buffalo notebook cover this thing is pretty cool got some handmade leather coasters and a pretty cool copper mug that says savage gentlemen go ahead and check him out at savage gentlemen calm they make some really cool stuff over there everyone that's all I have for today I hope your Monday is going very well and please have a fantastic day [Music] you