hi everyone donut here and happy st patrick's day let us not forget about the leprechaun of mobile alabama to me it looked like a leprechaun to me i got to look up in the tree who else in the level car and say yeah this is a special leprechaun flute which has been passed down from thousands of years ago from my great great grandfather who was irish could be a crackhead that got hold to the wrong stuff and he told him to get up in a tree and play a leprechaun this signature sketch resembles what many of you say the leprechaun looks like the first thing that i wanted to take a look at today is a poor borkborg nom nom who apparently doesn't get enough of his daily dosage of knobs because he locked his dad's car turned the siren on and just sat and laughed at him in a burger king parking lot [Music] good sir i believe your borkbork is bored and you need to find him some nom noms next we're going to take a look at a video that will give you the biggest raging justice boner you've ever had in your life to sum up what's happening here these geniuses are trying the old let's park our car by the emergency exit at costco grab as much as we can sprint out of the fire exit get in our car and drive off like costco has cameras our loss prevention officers so loss prevention recognizes these criminal masterminds and calls ahead to the seattle police department they say hey these idiots here are about to run out of our fire exit with a bunch of laptops and other so spd rolls up hard quick and mean they block the getaway driver in and tell her not to touch her phone don't let her touch your phone wait for him to come out yeah he's just gonna run out with his laptop yep you guys setting up a little uh scheme [Applause] directly after they roll up you can hear people on the other side of the door trying to get out what's happening here is that the emergency exit has a mandatory like 10 to 20 second period while it stays locked and the alarm is on until the door is actually unlocked and open right now he's just gonna run out with his laptop yep you guys setting up a little theft scheme [Applause] speaking of justice boner look at this officer right here come on baby [Applause] wow that worked out great yeah [Applause] [Applause] let me go ahead and say that this is my favorite part of this video when they open the door the officer says hey buddy that is going to be my new subscriber sound on twitch by the way so you block her in and then as you get out you pull her out you hear them trying to kick that door open from the inside so these guys all stand there waiting hilarious door goes they're all standing there with all the tv with the other property yeah and their hands are like oh droppings trying to take off and they just grab them right there all right speaking of criminal masterminds there's another story i wanted to show you find people out there today involving 44 year old elizabeth ilda el el defonso elizabeth not elizabeth elizabeth like the stripper name anyways elizabeth did a little cocaine got a little hungry and drove to her nearest drive-through she pulled up to the drive-through and ordered a bacon egg and cheese biscuit only to be let down because the drive-through she pulled up to was the security booth in front of her local gel like many of the other stories i tell you folks i'm not making this up this actually happened the deputy manning the booth said ma'am this is the riverhead correctional facility and she still insisted that she wanted that sandwich the deputy then noticed that elizabeth's eyes were glossy her pupils were a little dilated and she still had a little cocaine on her nose there they pull her out give her a field sobriety test and it turns out she doesn't even have a driver's license elizabeth was charged with felony driving while impaired by drugs and driving without a driver's license next up let's take a look at this picture you traitor i want everyone to take a look at another picture that was captured from the very popular show you may have heard of it live pd i would like for you all to look at this picture and tell me exactly what's wrong with it it's gonna feel really good when he needs to fire that weapon but can only get one shot off because the slide slams back into his wrist not to rag on you too much but the flashlight goes under the gun oh by the way live pd i've seen your breakdowns and i feel like you could use another host just saying there's there's some people out there that are pretty entertaining that do do criminal breakdowns pretty pretty well i think just a little update on sovereign citizen bingo one of my followers has created an app that's an interactive bingo card we're putting a bunch of sovereign citizen phrases into it it's going to randomize the card for every single person and you can just click on whatever box you want to fill in it's pretty cool next time we play sovereign citizen bingo i'll be sure to have that ready for you also angry cops and i are working on pork pork nom nom bingo it's gonna be a good time everyone that is all i have for you today again happy st patrick's day don't get alcohol poisoning like i'm going to tonight i am going to be doing the cooking stream here in an hour or two we're going to be making shepherd's pie and some other irish so please tune in to that at twitch.tv donut operator use your amazon prime account to subscribe to me for free each little free subscription you throw my way gives me two dollars and fifty cents and those build up and really really help out everyone this is donut and have a fantastic st patrick's day thank you see you later i'll see you later mm-hmm [Music]