where is okay background music that's not good background music for a new show what about this one that's not bad for news I don't know I don't know no not that one I don't know kind of different it's like we're gonna be talking about shooting people but listen to this music it's not as bad again hi everyone we're gonna be talking about murder oh no can't do that one either we gotta have good kind of good news music right no more music we could have good news music oh man all right although this one actually says it's news music no that's the final boss battle music that's not [ __ ] news music are you serious TV 5 News so ones that dramaalert I found when I was searching for news music I don't we can't wait we gotta have some news music you guys gonna have to calm down look when I was searching for news music look what this is it just looks so familiar [Music] this looks really familiar I can't can't quite place it oh we need a logo or no logo we need to name it right you didn't miss anything we're gonna talk about that YouTube stuff from yesterday no no no it's gonna be read undo undo news welcome to dull net news rockin give you all the information need to know in about two minutes as opposed to droning on for an hour and a half with a bunch of [ __ ] ads hi everyone welcome to oh good stone it is although we gotta do the intro one more time now that we have the logo up up just the music hold on don't have world news welcome [Music] all right you guys ready for this let me just sum up everything that everything's been pushing all day long are you ready hold on one more time because he got a plate you got to play that a few times to be official news right the shooter was 39 years old she had a YouTube channel they deep we were joking about this they D monetize her YouTube channel she got pissed off she drove from her home in San Diego County up to Bruno to the YouTube headquarters she stopped the night before to rest in a place called a place called Mountain View California her parents called ahead of time and said that they were worried about her that she was mad at YouTube the police found her sleeping on the side of the road the day before the incident happened they questioned her she was cool about everything had a legally licensed firearm they didn't even have to inquire about that because she didn't mention being mad or anything she said she was there looking for a job she then went to a shooting range before she went to YouTube hold on hold on we're almost done here we're almost done with the news guys I got my little diagram out back here this is the YouTube headquarters see this right here all right there she went in through the parking garage went to the little dining area you remembered the little red umbrellas from yesterday where they where her body was covered with the yellow tarp she started shooting people right here right here she ended up shooting that one guy in the stomach who wasn't her boyfriend I don't know how that got started it wasn't her boyfriend she shot three random people it was two females and the boyfriend not the boyfriend that's a fake boyfriend the guy shot him in the stomach he's still in the hospital the two females have been released for the hospital a fourth person went to the hospital because they rolled her ankle while they were running away from the gunfire and then shot herself yeah it was a 9-millimeter handgun there we go news news alright so um yeah that's what happened how was that did it was the news show good did you guys enjoy it it was that okay was that good news alright alright well I'll be talking to you guys tomorrow then that's your news for the day just play it anybody have any questions that pretty much this is the incident she went in through the parking garage she went into the little dining area around lunchtime what everyone was sitting there she fired off a bunch of shots I didn't kill anyone right away that guy's still in the still in the hospital the guy got shot in the stomach it wasn't her boyfriend they were just three random people and her YouTube channels have been taken down but she was pissed at them for the D monetization of her Channel I mean I'm mad at YouTube but I'm not about to go pull some [ __ ] like this hold on hold on hold on hold on all [Music] all right and there's your news for the day have I seen her videos yeah I'm not the kind of person to show people's faces or talk about tell people's names 350s kita uh yeah so I don't give a [ __ ] about her at all she was 39 years old that's all I'm willing it's really disguise see without the ads and all the [ __ ] news can be pretty [ __ ] cool can it mm-hmm uh real news thank you she was a vegan she was a vegan she had four different YouTube channels she spoke Farsi Arabic a few other things and she had videos and all of those weirdest [ __ ] videos you guys can go look it up if you want to but I'm not gonna show him here what weapon was used a nine millimeter handgun banned YouTube fan of salt youtubes as I said the guy that was shot in the stomach who wasn't a boyfriend only know where the [ __ ] that came from that's why we were watching I was like guys don't don't take any of this in just yet yeah he's still in the hospital critical condition hopefully he pulls through it was a stomach shot the two females have been released so uh yeah there's there's your news there's news for the day there everyone please go ahead and hit up all steven crowder tell him that he needs me to do the news for the crime and stuff and hit up CNN tell them they need me also I'm just kidding [ __ ] them yeah doughnut yesterday you thought it was a joke yesterday yeah I did that I know and I said that everyone was joking like oh it's someone whose videos got demonetized it turns out it was someone's videos you got to monetize so there's no bingo after this we're just I just wanted to do the dull net news can you read are you reading look look look right here look right here [Laughter] hi Patrick how are you that's pretty much all I have as far as news goes that was that's all all the other words to it hold on we can do this one more time though [Music] makes it seem more important does it sit a ban on the Joker's no one died I don't know just don't just be respectful that's all I gotta say about that how many how how much did you have to read honestly how much did you have to read or how many different news shows or whatever did you have to watch today to get the information I just gave you in eight minutes hacking turtle we're here news show's over it's all I got we're here so we're gonna do Mel time because I got some mail today to my PO Box hmm yeah welcome to the news shooting people as bad as all right I have from there's no name on it Lee's Summit police got that in the mail today have no idea show my cat someone said to show my cat there he is you see his little fat ass right there hey squirt say hey it's work all right he's not interested in me at all I don't know where Lee summit is can anyone tell me where Lee summit is from mr. Spengler we have New York State Correctional Services Brad and a challenge point god damn I love challenge coins the yep New York state corrections challenge going love challenge girls you have a quick recap you just got here no you missed the news loser I'm just playing I love you the shooter went in through for those are you just getting here I'll do it more time the shooter went in through this parking garage right here started shooting the people in the patio area who were having lunch the two females are have been released for the hospital the mill still in the hospital he's in bad condition she used a 9-millimeter handgun and she was mad because her videos were demonetized so there you go all right now I got a bunch of boxes today so squirt thickest [ __ ] squirt squirt he won't even acknowledge me anymore look how fat he is yeah you fat you thick boy you thick squirt all right I did a good news job thank you it was my first time doing news yeah I think that people would watch me more than they would watch their local news I got a bunch of boxes here I got a little box from Australia so a few guys like sitting and [ __ ] to me go ahead and do that to my P o box and alright it looks like a CD I'm hoping it's a fire ass mixtape try not to break whatever is in here in the process over to be sorely disappointed it's not a fire s mixtape this is Aussie operator oh it's a neat little pin usually patches but here is an Anzac badge Anzac stands for Australian New Zealand Army Corps military forces the Fallen World War one in World War two that is really cool thank you so much for this let me show you or not that excuse me well pin look at that guy that's pretty cool a little guy right there it's like cowboy hat pretty excited about that one I like that thank you very much Australian man Judy Bona the gun did the shooting the woman was also the woman was also a victim the women WOM yin and disrespect women that's all I ask for you guys uh this came from Amazon and was on gift cards to feed my Corvette with happy birthday John OH this is to my son so I'm not gonna open that my son's birthday is coming out very soon so I'm gonna leave that closed so John can open it finis tree minigame site not on here probably on the twitch you did you missed everything hold on just to clarify this is news [Music] did you guys get that you guys get that it's news okay cool oh I got a giveaway happy birthday John okay I thought it was all mail for me it's um bail for my son he's about the eight this might be it - I'm gonna - here talk to you guys for a second after this I'm gonna jump off after my huge news section I just did that's another that's it for my son thanks tactical trigger this one's from Australia - Robert also content thanks man appreciate it remember always cut towards yourself with the shark double-sided knife you bought from the flea market I've written his birthday it's still in a bag well there's Australia boxes just like upside down smells good I'm pretty sure that's how your home smells this stuff don't excellent handwriting holy [ __ ] I thought I'd send you to backup these aren't the current police bears but they come from the time that the Victorian police were respected from night oh sure yeah I love shirts that's pretty cool yeah sure shot he's on it this ridge saw Cougars yeah some Aussie bears that's pretty rad I like that the person who sent me all this stuff from from Rocky Mountain sent me a bunch of taffy some chocolate rocks some huckleberry Jam thank you very much for those oh man what's for dinner I already made dinner I mean hamburger steaks for dinner but doesn't salt shot eat it was all right news is over I'm gonna go with all the stuff to John he's gonna be really psyched about it oh hey poop gee you sent me this because I'm a partner and I don't want it because I don't wear things that are flat build much less hats anymore so I don't know how to give this away on here what's my deal with Crowder I'll have a deal with Crowder I like him I think he needs someone to do crime stuff on this channel that's all I'm saying see our TV see our TV crime stuff mmm [Music] daily reminder that hoes draggers are trash yeah so I'm gonna be old twitch tonight and I'll give this away probably some other stuff it is an official pub he hat from them they sent it to me I don't wear hats or especially flat filled has so coming out twitter twitter twitch I need you know what come hang out to uh hang out at twist on TV slash donut operator Philly D needs me I guess Billy D doesn't need me he hasn't contacted me I put my application in basically I'm looking for a job no am I looking for more exposure that would be cool but I'm doing good good as it is come hang out twitch.tv slash donut operator and I'll give that hat away and some other stuff it'll be in a bit Cod logic says one of my streaming what is it about nine probably in about half an hour I'm gonna go hang out with John and give him all these presents that uh that was sent to him suit sent to him [ __ ] words man words got me got me hanging hanging up today uh louder until tonight oh man well I think about 1500 that's all that I don't know we'll talk about that sometime maybe alright so I was just 20 minute news show just about 19 minutes and we got the news done within the first 4 or 5 weird it doughnut operator come from wouldn't you like to know what's my favorite drink jingling duh [Laughter] we're not gonna do bingo right now I'm still working on the board work nom nom bingo I think I contacted or one of my mods contacted Mike the cop bork bork nom nom bingo is gonna be done with Mike the cop and hopefully angry cops at the same time it's got to be a good time yeah we should get 401 in on it but I'm gonna be streaming a twitch.tv so operator later tonight coming out love you guys I'll start doing more news like this cuz regular news is boring it's stupid let's end it on the [Music] I love you all have a fantastic day