but but about of a bump hello everyone donut here and welcome to another edition of they finally caught that guy who'd been jacking off on women without their permission for decades nope I'm not talking about louis c.k I'm talking about 59 year old Michael Morris reports state that Michael Morris began his crimes by creeping up two random women he didn't speak to them or touch them he throws his semen on them well that's [ __ ] gross he's been doing it for decades with I can only imagine countless victims Lahey County Judge Robert Steinberg said this psychopathic semen assaulting suspect pled no contest to throwing his jizz on three women in the past two years judge Steinbeck said that he had been doing this for over 40 years reports also stated until 2006 no law classified semen throwing as a sex offense in 1993 for instance he was charged with simple assault for squirting semen from a perforated condom onto a woman inside the Warren County supermarket he's also thrown it from small squirt bottles of prosecutor previously said that's pretty gross not only was he just throwing his semen on women but it was premeditated semen squirting he has been charged repeatedly with disorderly conduct the judges said because the crime hasn't matched the behavior if prosecutors couldn't pin a sexual offense on him they should have just pushed for a new law together call it Morrises law article 3 subsection 2 you cannot shoot baby batter on women in public penalty death because that's a dick move literally and figuratively the judge gave this serial semen squirt or sentence of 6 years in state prison speaking of the baby batter I came across a pretty funny article this morning that has nothing to do with policing but we're gonna talk about it anyways because this article included one of the funniest videos that I've seen about the Hawaii missile hoax horn honking released some statistics about the traffic on their website around the time that the missile hoax occurred the other day miraculously when people thought they were going to died they stopped whacking it but as soon as the hoax was over the views went right back up I guess that is one way to relieve stress after you think you're going to be vaporized as I said this has really nothing to do with crime but the video that I found in this article might involve a little wacky tabacky looking for the missile our beautiful next up Florida man is back Pasco County deputies were searching for the notorious Florida man when Florida man thought that he could outsmart deputies by jumping off at the balcony of the second floor of an apartment building police looking for an attempted murder suspect there's no way they would cover the rear exit the suspect mr. Rashad Walker jumped basically into a deputy's hands next up we're gonna take a look at a story from our British brothers oh [ __ ] I'm gonna get sued now British brothers and sisters excuse me first up I want to say before we get into the story that I have nothing against female officers I love female officers two of my FTOs were female officers but this story is that her [ __ ] a British female police officer sued and successfully won 15,000 pounds from a department she was trying to take a canine test four reports state that she had kept up with her colleagues through the three and a half hour test but when it came to the part where she had to carry her dog 100 meters she just couldn't do it a lot of people can't do that you fell the test you go back you get stronger you work out harder you come back and you kick that test ass report state that an employment tribunal ruled that the test was biased against women as it expected them to reach the same physical standards as men I disagree I believe that becoming a k-9 officer requires a certain amount of agility and strength and if you can't reach those standards then you shouldn't do it during the tribunal employment judge Martha Street told the hearing the point is women were more likely to fill negative people who are too weak to take the test were more likely to fail I just think it's [ __ ] let me know what you think about this in the comments below I'll be sure and leave the link so you can take a look at the story yourself next up we have another story involving canines but this time it doesn't involve someone who couldn't pass a physical test and thought the best possible option was to sue their Department Middleton Ohio police received calls of two people climbing a fire escape to break into an old hotel doing some training only a few blocks away were 12 k-9 handlers and their canine partners they must have heard the call involving the B&E in progress because all 12 handlers decided to go check it out can you just imagine all you want to do is still a little copper a victimless crime and suddenly you're surrounded by 12 canines a few of the dogs went inside of the building while the rest of the dog stayed outside and set up a perimeter the two burglars were found on the second floor of the building reports state that the look on their face was priceless next up we're gonna take a look at a use of force report that an anonymous officer said that I could use in this video use of force reports are something that you have to fill out well when you use force physical force was used in the case of the possum for the safety of officers and residents proper baton strikes were utilized to incapacitate the possum for the safe removal from the residence five proper baton strikes were used to render the possum to a state of safe removal with glass I would rest him down pause I just want to throw out that if there are any officers out there that have any funny stories videos pictures reports that you want to send me anonymously that won't get you in trouble or me in trouble please send them last but not least we're gonna take a look at the YouTube comments from my video how Russian police deal with barricaded suspects chaga saved us Andrusha there are no hostages why couldn't they shoot him in the legs with the tank police are so racist American police man we got all this military surplus stuff and we use it to save lives and our people are saying we are getting too militarized we only want to protect people Russian police hold my vodka comrade there are hostages to be rescued distant explosions but is that tank equipped with a Taser I think Russia is very effective in getting people out of houses and facilities rush barricaded suspects American police stop resisting Russian police stop existing why couldn't they just tase the 40 hostage takers cool fuse is starting to make a lot more sense there can't be a hostage situation if there are no hostages and Soviet Russia we barricade you something I did learn directly after I put this video out is the chemical that they pumped into the movie theater during the Moscow theater crisis was fitting all as in the stuff dealers are putting in a heroin that's killing the hell out of people they basically gave everyone inside of the building a huge heroin overdose also got something that you never see in YouTube comments and that's useful information someone explained to me in the comments that because paramedics on scene didn't have enough narcan or opiate blockers that's why so many civilians died everyone this is donut I hope that everyone is making it through this terrible awful disgusting blizzard we're having down south we have an inch of snow where I live in every school shutdown please have a fantastic day [Music]