Don't touch my camera though. You didn't touch your camera, did I? You was trying to. No, I didn't. You was trying to. Well, you're going to. You trying to? I don't have my idea. I'm a film director, so you're real good at your job. Yeah, that's why I am. I definitely am. I have no idea on me, man. Oh, what do you do? You have another one. Yeah. Yeah, but we're doing a show though. The problem. These are my props. Those are my props. Keep your hands where I can see them. Keep your hands, buddy. Can you stop filming, please? No. This is what I do for a living. Yeah. Don't go reaching for anything. You're good. Do you have ID on you, sir? I don't. Everything's real. Everyone else is keeping hands up before we can see him. Everything's all fake. Nothing's real. Nothing. Well, how are we supposed to feel about this? No, I said nothing's real. I said nothing's real. And I said, you know how fake. What's your name, sir? Now what?