hey everybody donut here it's 2017 I hope your 2017 is going good so far one of my resolutions is to put more content out I know you guys like the cop breakdown [Music] facial-recognition got it hit Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne he's in there sir don't don't walk away from me do an ID meow you listen right now now you need to stop sir you need to stop sir I said stop stop another job well done by the LSPD if one prong hits a person the chaser doesn't work if one prong hits somebody's built the Taser doesn't work if one prong hit somebody's thick jacket the Taser doesn't work if the Taser doesn't work the Taser doesn't work how many do to stop sir I'm gonna need you to stop stop right there stop right there kid my revolution mom's gonna kill me now destroy property get away with hey guys donut here with little Debbie don't don't I here with little donut damn who shot stream here I mean host here let's see oh [ __ ] donut operator I'm [ __ ] out thanks everyone for the stuff in donations a tree subs appreciate you guys watching [Music] it's worse what is it [Music] then let them do the job I pushed the button that makes the bullet come out of the gun when he shot me when I was in the third grade I hit the Easter Bunny in the head with a rock when he visited our school stream pilot [Music] [Music] my hammer was outside so I took the bullet and put it on the rock and I smacked it with a hammer and it went off and went into my belly and knock yeah my bat says he didn't think the bullet would go off I was just hitting just a smashing all right then you know what it was at that moment that he realized he had messed up [Music] [Music] let's go ahead and make sure a [ __ ] checklist is ready to go ski mask check ar-15 style rifle check some kind of tactical vest check walking into a police station check oh my god right when I thought I'd seen the dumbest [ __ ] person on the internet another one shows up say what the [ __ ] you all jumped in the car [Music] look I'm a spooky ghost I'm flying around Lulu do debrief days and graduation day so that's a week so you're out there for two and a half weeks she's literally 35 years old not just a face mom it said until you're a potato bang your head someone just donated five and said I wonder if I donated enough I can murder him via donations hey guys officer 104 here I hope you guys didn't mind me murdering your ears with that intro some of you have been emailing me asking me about how you can start your own vlog well the key to being successful in this game is you gotta have a badge gotta have a badge got to be a policeman there's no getting around that next up you got to have a GoPro put it on your head while you're driving you do those two things to have about two hundred seventy five thousand subscribers in no time you know sometimes when you're a police officer you just got to tell yourself I want to be the very best like no one ever was catching them is my real test to train them is my cause hey guys did I mention that I love donut operators content in all his videos and his mustache is [ __ ] glorious you ever see the wrestler Goldberg spear people maybe a professional football tackle compilation video it looks like the football player died when they were tackled [Music] yeah man I got back last night I climbed my way out of silver Hill again I know that's I mean I mean I'm like almost pro you know like this go on one kill Hey look I got a fire moustache Oh flames and neighbors I feel it big one coming up brought chips friends neighbors I don't think that jump was playing [Music] [Music] better so you got all the dudes right here they're starting to yell they're starting to get amped up the cops not let him go anywhere he's being really really calm with them this is the typical Tuesday at IHOP it actually it actually is you're gonna see why the guy that walks in the door right here earned those Chevron's on his own instead of calming down the city it did the worst possible thing he could do and spit in sergeant binghams face [Applause] [Applause] [Music] that's a common technique right there called the bitch-slap of justice it makes you completely reevaluate your life and possibly make better decisions in the future I'm an overly competent citizen who raises taxes who went to an Ivy League school so with a [ __ ] of the gun say huh are people ever gonna learn that we pay taxes also he does realize it's sitting in an alley huffing paint doesn't count as attending an Ivy League school right dear lord this man's brain is mush [ __ ] where is the woman is there a warrant for my arrest FBI's right down here wait they come to arrest me introducing a humane and simple way to deal with rioters our line of right deterrent vehicles are useful in any situation we promise you that only one application of our riot deterrent Eagles will prevent any further riots or your money back an Tiffa more like antov thank you not just one bad apple the whole damn tree is rotten heard that one before [Music] what yeah alright your life pro tip here everyone listen up you don't have magical protesting powers that's gonna stop a truck whatever you're getting a turkey sandwich flightless birds make me nervous you need help racking that slide big guy what kind of shoes are those your guns jammed last time give me the lasagna you yeah you do you know how to make Mazon yup it's still jams take a close look and tell me how to fix it sir I'm not going to die for $10 an hour it's a lasagna in the computer just take this money and buy some lasagna you're gonna get a terrible yelp review Toby I fought this ketchup man I fought that ketchup in that [ __ ] don't stop you must be going to fight some more ketchup I think that man just said this is the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office now earlier this week in Marvin's infinite wisdom he goes back to the same exact Dollar General Store an employee who recognized Marvin as the guy who stole merchandise a few months earlier calls the police Marvin though leaves before police can get there the police know that Marvin has a warrant but he's not there anymore so they leave to go find him while the police are out looking for Marvin Marvin returns to the Dollar General the employee who again recognizes Marvin calls the police back and the police show back up at the Dollar General but he did the animais run too as he was chasing after this poor little girl you guys know exactly what I'm talking about you probably done it before you know where you put your arms behind you and you run like an anime character he did that while he was chasing this little girl watch [Music] on the left side of the screen you have the officer who is playing the good cop he is hugging the suspect while simultaneously calling all his friends to tell them how rad the suspect is now this officer is definitely not a rookie seeing as how he can do both of those things at the same time this is some advanced good cop bad cop stuff of course with every good cop you need a bad cop on the right side of the screen you have the officer playing the bad cop who is trying to slam the suspect in the card or Las Vegas police officers singled me out and pointed their guns at me for doing nothing more than simply being a black man in the wrong place at the wrong time [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] and if you look closely right here he's he's got his little booger hook on the bangbang switch a car with you of course some protesters are showing up now gas masks to intentionally not follow lawful orders this young man god bless his soul decided it would be a good idea to kick a tear gas canister back at the police now we don't know if this was intentional or not but if you're gonna kick a tear gas canister back at police it's probably not gonna end well for you hi everyone donut here and I'm gonna be streaming a twist TV operator and I'd like to apologize for pissing off all the furries so go check me out at twitch.tv slash donut operating I'll be on there in just a minute have a great day [Laughter] Oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] showing a shark being dragged behind a boat the shark who wishes to remain anonymous came forward today to speak about the incident don't you hate it when regular cover and concealment doesn't work what a regular old breaching shield isn't doing the job from the company that brought you the baby flask introducing the newest tactical high speed accessory right out of Brazil the tactical baby shield the tactical baby shield goes great with chainsaw bayonets all of the Tier one guys are doing it so why shouldn't you there's no audio for this clip so the only mature thing to do is to add my own sound effects right [Music] don't show my [ __ ] on stream guys don't report me he's very confused but oh do you see your brethren over there I got like we're all chicken right here beside them sweet dog's head just stays in the same spot look at that oh cool USA Today made a video about tats myths for ar-15s all right but stock sites yeah guns have those okay guns have triggers 100-round magazine yeah that's a lot around under barrel 12-gauge shotgun I've seen them before like gun shows and stuff it's a little Call of Duty ish but cool all right trigger cranks yeah they exist I'm waited three whole days for YouTube to produce some kind of gold from the November 4th antiphon attack Tim Kennedy whose nickname is the most dangerous man in the world was talking [ __ ] about anta [ __ ] I thought I was gonna see him on YouTube ripping people's heads off like in that movie where Evan Hafer has pulled off by [ __ ] Sambi I thought we were gonna see Tim Kennedy on one of Tim Poole's live streams accidentally killing somebody like he almost did steve-o it was supposed to be YouTube's gold there was supposed to be hours and hours of content of Antep appealing beat up but no what did we get a dude body slam in somebody's grandma protestors who despite having the biggest hobo rigged speaker system in the world not even being able to get anyone to chant with them [Music] wait a minute there was something in that video yes it and see that look at that officer that one right there you know what he's smiling about all that delicious overtime he's at that rally taking all those tears and converting them into money us first responders her don't know if I can keep quiet when I first saw this video I thought to myself that's not a cop what's that thing on his chest United States warrant service what the [ __ ] is that you know what two can play this game hi everyone donut here and let's play name that case law the door if I wanted to just let you know if I told you if I wanted you to get out the car I could see and you to get out if you didn't get out car I could pull your lap in the [ __ ] head so just because it doesn't matter I just told you she got the door I don't need her to leave it open I can break the [ __ ] window and pull your ass out the [ __ ] way [Music] bright and early for the daily races [Music] before we leave okay so goodbye [Music]