hi everyone donut here and today we're gonna talk about some pretty crazy stuff and I have a very big announcement for everyone let's go ahead and get started with one of the crazier stories I've seen in a while that really isn't that surprising considering how many sick ass people are out there the title of what we're gonna talk about is man who wanted to cannibalize child victim among arrests in upstate sexting you heard that correct - dude wanted to eat a baby you know our our a child he just he just wanted to eat a small human this comes out of Greenville South Carolina which is like 15 miles away from where I live so that's nice I actually used this as a teaching example today because someone knocked on the door and John walked up to the door and unlocked it and then just walked away from the door I sat him down and I said you realize there are people out there that will eat you anyways sheriff Lewis with the Greenville County Sheriff's Department had this huge sting on sex trafficking and child predators and they ended up arresting 40 people he said during the investigation 14 people showed up at an arranged location with the intent of having sex with a child he also said a husband and wife arrested during the investigation were identified as human traffickers one man even drove from Myrtle Beach to Greenville South Carolina with the intentions of kidnapping a 14 year old taking her back to Myrtle Beach and selling her what's really [ __ ] up about this whole thing is this isn't the first time I've heard about somebody wanting to kidnap a child and eat them you gotta think how many times does this actually happen we don't know about it I don't know if you guys remember it but back in January there was a guy from England his name was Dale Bollinger 62 years old he was convicted in 2014 of wanting to kidnap a child and eat it I don't know how this guy only spent a few years in prison but he was released and now he lives in Blair Nebraska so if you live in Blair be on the lookout because he got a guy that wants to eat children living around you so speaking of crazy-ass people who want to do bad things to children there's this one guy I saw the story today his name's Michael McFadden in 2015 he was convicted of sexually assaulting six children the prosecutor of the case says he befriends people who have young kids and then he gets into a situation where he has access to those kids he grooms them pretty heavily and I'm not telling you about all these cannibals and creepers to scare the hell out of you it's just a warning that there are some really sick people out there so be wary of who you let her under kids this report just came out two days ago and the reason I'm bringing this guy up is because he was sentenced to 300 years in prison but got off on a technicality he doesn't have to register as a sex offender now his attorney argued that his trial violated the state's speedy trial statutes which requires certain cases in the state to be completed within six months the Colorado Court of Appeals ruled in favor of McFadden in June the state Supreme Court decided in February that it wouldn't hear the appeal that means the lower court's decision stood and McFadden's conviction was thrown out get this though McFadden's defense actually asked for a continuance which postponed the case even more and then during the jury selection the presiding judge noticed that the questionnaire brought up McFadden's past sexual offenses the judge who hadn't read the questionnaire beforehand argued that McFadden couldn't receive a fair trial because of that insult a third postponement so his defense continued the trial twice and then some judge said no no no this jury shouldn't know about his past as a sexual offender it could hurt him in court and because it was postponed for so long he was set free the court system is so [ __ ] broke sometimes let's get into something a little bit happier I'm being a big Debbie Downer right now let's look at an incident coming out of Phoenix where two shoplifters decided the smart thing to do would be to hop this fence to try and hide from police if you watch the security footage you can see them hop over a fence while they're running from police and then the the female half tries to tries to hide under your bench you here's the funny thing about this whole thing the whole area that they jumped over the fence into it's a police department there was a sign on the front that says Peoria Police Department they were both charged with shoplifting trespassing in a critical Public Safety building and a few drug charges and next I wanted to take a look at a story coming out of North Las Vegas involving probably the dumbest looking person I've ever seen in my life while 200 children were playing on a playground at a school a woman named kissed ow kill oh 33 years old hopped on top of the fence that surrounds the playground with the pickaxe and started screaming that she was going to kill them police arrived she dropped the pickaxe got off the fence and was arrested I think this is another good example of don't do drugs kid or in her case just looking at her and don't don't sleep with your family members okay so the way I wanted to do this video is I was going to do the the bummer messed up [ __ ] at first and then I was gonna gonna balance it out with some what some happy the way I wanted to do this video is I wanted to start off with all the awful crazy [ __ ] that I usually talk to you guys about like people eating babies and things like that and then get on to something happy to balance it out but first I need to tell you about a dream I had after I saw this poster in my dream I was sitting at a barbecue eating the thickest bloodiest goddamn steak you've ever seen while drinking copious amounts of beer all my friends were there and they were shooting mini guns and flamethrowers at old cars filled with tannerite there were fireworks and women in bikinis everywhere it just didn't feel American enough it didn't feel right something just was off that's when a bald eagle swooped down and landed directly in front of me it looked at me and it said one thing mustache I woke up in a cold sweat and thought how am I supposed to go watch Super Troopers to on 4/20 without a mustache so I would like to make the announcement that I am officially growing the mustache back alright everyone that's all I have for you today please check out the cooking stream tonight we're gonna be making lasagna and cheesy crack bread at twitch.tv slash doughnut operator and don't forget if you have subscribed to me with your twitch Prime account from Amazon Prime that you need to renew that every month everyone this has done that I hope your weekend is amazing and I wanted to have a fantastic day [Music]