columbus police department tech 61.
hello columbus police i just saw two
people
jerking each other off outside of your
guys police department it was like right
around the corner
okay what police what's the address uh
it was outside of your guys police
department okay well we have several
substation was it the headquarters was
it one of the seven stations
it was 120 mark macaroni boulevard
do you wanna leave your name yes billy
what's your phone number uh i prefer not
to give
i just i was trying to take some cocaine
and they were just jerking each
other off and i couldn't do my cocaine
because of it
so them masturbating each other made you
not want to do your cocaine
yes okay well
officers will check it out do you want
to give us your location so we can
arrest you for the cocaine
uh i could come in is that all right
well you can't walk into headquarters
because it's closed
all right what can i just turn into
cocaine and not get arrested
i like them that's fine i can send an
officer to you and they can collect the
cocaine where are you at
uh i'm walking up to the police
department a few minutes here
okay well like i said that's it's closed
you can't actually go inside
headquarters but if you want to wait
outside don't come inside
you can't go inside if you want to wait
outside of the headquarters that's fine
i can let the officer say yeah
you promise you're not going to arrest
me i'll just hand you the cocaine i can
go
um the officers will talk to you all
right
i'm trying to get sober you know okay do
you
want the officers to take you to like
the engagement center so they can
you know make sure you're not gonna have
any issues getting sober or anything
like that
sure okay all right when you see the
officer just slide them down okay
all right thank you you're welcome bye