today's video is something a little
different
I'd like to celebrate the greatest
collaboration in the history of YouTube
and the entire world of entertainment
if you're not familiar with the sock
puppet master she's a brilliant
cartoonist who takes the audio from
police body camera videos and
illustrates them into hilarious parodies
I first became aware of her back in 2020
when she used one of my texting while
driving videos and made an animation she
called angry bunny gets a ticket since
then she's used eight of my videos and
worked her magic
she's even entered them into film
festivals and several have won awards
so for today's video I've taken the
original body camera footage and paired
it up with her animations so you can see
the direct comparison
I want to congratulate the sock puppet
master on her success and thank her for
bringing my content to another audience
in a hilarious way
with that being said I hope you enjoyed
today's video I hope you learned
something
and I'll talk to you soon
foreign
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I need your license registration
insurance can you please put your feet
in and close the door
because it's for my safety and your
safety I'm watching me drive all the way
up the street with your head buried in
the phone
by you ma'am can you please put your
feet in and close the door
because it's for my safety and your
safety this part of the law a part of
getting pulled over I'll tell you what
is it I'm just asking because you're
being pretty forward
it's illegal to have my door open it
depends on my my feeling of a safety and
you've been very aggressive for
absolutely no reason
I'm not your bro okay I don't care to
call you what I want your small child is
dependent on you you're endangering all
our lives
here not a chance you know have a great
day
at least she's uh live today because
because of me
your honor I'm a douchebag
can I see your driver's license yes you
can sir you can't get out of my life
yeah you've been drinking any alcohol
today no
why are you giving me a bank card
what did I ask for my license yeah if
you see my concern my other concern is
you're 80 back there behind me
and then when you got to my cruiser you
sped up to 95 miles an hour and I almost
had you at a hundred
okay this is pretty simple straight
forward okay I'm gonna ask you to say
your alphabet okay okay but you're gonna
stay start with the letter e as an
Edward E E is an Edward okay and you're
going to stop on the p as in Paul E to p
f j k i k
so I see your driver's license get your
cancer what's this
why are you giving me a bank card you
sure haven't had no alcohol any drugs
would make you give me a bank card where
you live at sir Hilliard and you go
always go to 161 to Hilliard not to
Hilliard where my house is Granville I
thought you said you lived in Hilliard I
do okay you understand my concern right
now my other concern is you're 80 back
there then when you got to my cruiser
you sped up to 95 miles an hour I get
that and I'm going to ask you to step
out of the car here for a minute okay
but I asked you to say your alphabet
start with the letter e as in Edward and
you're going to stop on the p as in Paw
you know your alphabet right those were
not in the same order just so you know
that okay yeah okay how about start with
the number 68 and count backwards and
stop on 53. 68 67 66 65 64 63 62 61. 60.
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what did I ask you to stop on I should
stop on 53. and you haven't had nothing
to drink
yes sir yes what does that mean you
haven't had anything or you have had
something okay
do you know why I asked you that because
I can smell it on your breath
yeah sure
um I'll go ahead and pull you over then
I'll have you pull into the uh I didn't
I'll have you pull over into the BP
Lotto I didn't mean that hang tights
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um nothing man okay so then am I getting
a sensation yes ma'am
um under Ohio state law you can only
pull me over for texting if there is
another offense well I've done this 20
years and you're wrong
um
you need to look up the city of Columbus
man this is the code I'm going to
actually give you it's 21 31.44 B I'm
actually going to give you a copy of the
law today great it is primary offense
just so you know also walking up to a
woman's car you should have pulled me
over you're lucky I didn't have my
pepper spray on me scared the ever
living [ __ ]
he would not if you weren't going
through emails you would probably be
more observing I'm trying to be an
[ __ ] I'm telling you as I woman
I am actually shaking right now because
you scared the ever living [ __ ] out of
me I've made over 7 000 traffic stops
and I've never been pepper sprayed but
you so I understand that's her but I'm
telling you as a woman you made me feel
unsafe okay I'm a public safety official
I can't stand that but I please listen
to what I am saying because you're not
listening because you're seeing this
Through The Eyes of me trying to get out
of a ticket which I'm not oh you won't
get it out of it yeah
go ahead
as a public employee
I am letting you know as somebody who
pays
who is a person who pays
your salary
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well I've done this 20 years and you're
wrong
[Music]
Through The Eyes of me trying to get out
of a ticket which I'm not I am letting
you know as somebody who pays your
salary no I'm no longer going to listen
to you sir
that you can do your job better I've
done my job
while you drive your car
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you don't have any idea you came up
behind me at 101 mile an hour
you were not only doing 60. you were
flying 101 mile an hour why is that well
this speedometer may be broken but I did
say it okay you were passing cars like
they were sitting still I apologize I
never speed one cause I'm a mother
there is no way that you didn't know you
were speeding well even if your
speedometer is broken and stuck at 60.
there's there is no way that you that
you could tell that you're not going so
much faster than everybody else
but you were you people behind me at 101
mile an hour
you were not only doing 60. you were
flying well this speedometer may be
broken but I did say it okay you were
passing cars like they were sitting
still there is no way that you didn't
know you were speeding you're lucky I'm
not taking you to jail and impounding
the vehicle for reckless operation
honestly speaking uh-huh I would never
speed that high you have two prior
speeding tickets I know but let me tell
you this just so you can hear me out
okay I would never be speeding that
one-on-one now speaking honestly on my
part okay okay I looked in the rearview
mirror and I saw you coming like a
rocket ship because not purposely or
intendedly to be done okay so that's
fine I'm standing is right that's that's
your statement
do I believe that no I don't I'm sorry
okay all right slow down please drive
safely
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what you're being excited with today is
unauthorized use of communication device
better known as texting dude that was a
dick move like you have you don't you
come up to the window like with your ego
I've seen your videos I've seen your
videos
like oh you have no idea what I was
doing you have no idea not like I could
see it it's actually Facebook man no it
was Instagram but I just opened my phone
because I got a notification because I'm
a volunteer but I'm an adult I was in
the military
there's your copy me like oh I'm some
stupid dumb teenage [ __ ] or something
who just is on their phone all the time
what you're being excited with today is
unauthorized use of communication device
better known as texting dude that was a
dick move like you have you don't you
come up to the window like with your ego
I've seen your videos like oh you have
no idea what I was doing you have no
idea not like I could see it it's
actually Facebook man no it was on
Instagram but I just opened my phone
because I got a notification because I'm
a volunteer so I get the notification I
go to open my phone knowing I'm coming
up to a red light you have to be all the
road and your car but I'm an adult I
would was in the military
there's your coffee like oh I'm some
stupid dumb teenage [ __ ] or something
who just is on their phone all the time
do you have any do you have anything
else you'd like to say ma'am no it's
just all on camera that's your honor
that would be called a dick move
you do care or you don't care no I don't
care okay hey hey hey hey stay out of
the car okay
thank you
I have been trying to get home from work
she pissed all over it
how much you have to drink tonight I
really didn't okay what I'm gonna have
you do is take nine Heel To Toe steps on
your line you're gonna do a turn like I
instruct you you're gonna do nine Heel
To Toe steps back and you may begin your
first step is one
say this one yeah your first step will
be one one to nine one can I count all
that that's what I asked you to do yes
please count out loud okay
you have one to nine correct so like one
two three to nine uh-huh do your turn
and then nine steps back
so what part don't you understand the
angle the angle what about the angle
it's like one to two the angle okay I
didn't I didn't say anything about an
angle I don't know what you mean
um loud Tiffany like just quiet for a
second you just want to be quiet for a
second okay go ahead and put your hands
behind your back for you I'm placing you
under arrest for Ruby eye
how you doing sir it's good good I'm off
flying with Columbus Police
um this is your car right here it was
what happened well I tried to swim on my
break before
that was it how old are you
20 uh 53 29 53 okay oh no I
what's this Green net thing here on your
arm there so I wish uh
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how many friends were you with tonight a
lot a lot what were you guys doing
having fun like what
playing cards or what no come on well I
don't know what everybody has different
fun no we were all dancing and having
fun okay how much have you had to drink
tonight about four four what thanks what
kind of drinks
uh-huh what kind of drinks shots what
kind of shots were they
uh what kind of liquor you what's your
favorite liquor do you drink
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that thing here on your arm there so uh
uh what's your name Gotti Scotty how old
are you again I am uh well
20. my mouth is drying out okay
non-belief I want you to start with the
letter e as an Edward
and stop on the letter p as in Paul E to
p e
Edward Frank Paul E to P just like you
would say them e f trying to eat okay
take that left foot and put it right on
that line for me take nine steps touch
and Heel To Toe down this line okay I
guess you're ready four five
how many steps did I actually take six
no I actually take nine I hate my life
right now well I really hate your life
all right so what you're going to do is
you're going to raise one of your foot
off the ground six inches you're gonna
count one thousand one one thousand two
one thousand three and tight hold on
hold on no you're walking that's not
what I want you to do Scotty okay begin
you have to raise your foot you're
walking all right go ahead and begin to
start
okay you're walking again Scotty did you
pee yourself no you might have
accidentally peed yourself or something
okay because you look kind of wet
is anybody claiming owner ownership of
this tent
I'm the police liaison okay so if you
want to speak to any of them or anything
you want to tell them you can talk to me
okay so the protesters are here right
now because of the sweep happening on
East Mound Street okay so
um there are some demands
if you could tell them
they can just move right over to this
this piece of grass right here that's
public property okay but the property
owner of this particular address no
longer wants them on their property all
right
um
would you like me to talk to him
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okay
can you tell them that that they are
subject to arrest if they don't that's
not a it's not a request it's an order
they have to go over there so leave
where they're going to be placed under
arrest
the property owner does not want them on
their property
for you guys
on their property
you can we have
we have no problem with you guys
protesting but this is currently private
property that you're that you reside on
okay so you have to move somewhere
that's public all right because the
property owner does not want you on your
on their property
you are subject to arrest if you don't
comply all right
that's it you guys can just move right
over that that piece of grass over there
this public property it's a public park
and you're legally allowed to be there
until 11 pm okay
well they're not moving that's the
problem so they're just completely
ignoring our commands so they're not
complying so they need to start getting
up and getting their stuff and going
over to a different size going over to
the public property over there okay
too good
is anybody claiming owner ownership of
this tent
s if you could tell them they can just
move right over to this this piece of
grass right here that's public property
okay so they're saying leave
where they're going to be placed under
arrest
for everybody inside the tank we need
you guys to get up they'll only
everything that you're saying right now
we need you guys to start getting up and
start packing up your property
acting as their communication so is
there anything that you want to tell
them right now for me they need to leave
or they're going to be placed under
arrest
so what what are they going to do then
as I said before any warnings can you
give them that is not I'm warning you
I'm warning you right now so what I need
you to do to avoid you being arrested is
I need you to go stand over there and
get off of private property
Last Chance not get up and start moving
your stuff over to public property
you're going to be placed under arrest
okay all three of you are now under
arrest
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