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wait right here okay no stop
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on july 13 2022 at approximately 6 58
a.m
officers with the columbus division of
police were dispatched on a call about a
woman who was naked
and hallucinating
behind the medical center there's a
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hispanic
a white female white 500 pounds
okay she had all of her clothes off now
she's got a shirt on what color she
does the officers were able to locate
this woman who thankfully had been given
clothes by somebody else they wrangled
her and got her into the car and took
her to a local hospital for treatment
the rest they say
is history
hey honey what you doing
okay you need help
why is your shirt off
i thought this was a blanket
oh here let me i'll come talk to you
hey don't go anywhere
okay
where's your shirt
sorry if we have a good time
yeah that's a good idea
no stay here
shirt on
thank you we're running away where are
you running away too
from what one
oh no no no no no don't don't do that
hey no no no no wait with me wait right
here okay no stop
come over here sit down come over here
and sit down
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190.
190.
i got the female over here at harrison
broad wait hold on
what's your name hon
what's your name
what's her name i got haley out of here
haley
do you normally hang out with haley no i
don't know
okay where are you where do you normally
hang out haley
yeah i can see that eight
hang on stay here and talk to me
haley hey
haley hey
babe
you want to be safe in my car for a
minute
i'm going to make you sick
look there's no way it can get to you
no but nobody can get you there no it's
red
it's what is white
you look at the history
his ore
or uh
um
no his home was blue thank you
all right
haley let's go grab a seat right there
okay
please
nope come on i'm gonna keep you safe
nobody's gonna get to you i'll even help
you run away no seriously i'm there
no
okay thank you
we're gonna get you looked at okay i'm
gonna take you to a doctor
let's go to a doctor okay okay i'm an
alien okay yes i'm an alien okay well
i'm going to take you to a human doctor
to me
and i got to put this on and don't take
it off because it alarmed him
no uh any god
no
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oh these are hers yes you take them all
pokemon okay
so i was just trying to help her i
really don't know who she is i don't
either she's naked in the alley and i
didn't think that was right
i picked
there's no room for my shooting
and i pick at it now well thanks for
giving her some clothes
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i'm going to get her down to mount
farmer
okay
yes sir um have you chosen a card to
really be okay headquarters she's calm
down a whole lot since
okay
gonna get away from here
for some reason this corner attracts a
lot of drug addicts i wonder why
there's a lot of dope houses yeah
lava comes from that building right
there
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you doing right back there
all right we're going to go straight to
the hospital
190
190.
you can cancel 24 i got her in my car
we're heading down to
mount carmel franklinton if you want to
let them know
what's up buddy
hey do you uh do you still need me do
you need me to meet you at the hospital
what do you mean
if you want to meet me at the hospital
that might not be bad um
she's having a really bad trip
okay i'll meet you there
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you
oh
hey what's your first name hon
someone said haley is haley
here they're headed down
can you tell me that
the doctors are gonna need to know your
name okay
jump
jump jump
jump jump jump
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uh
except for really bad
unhealthy things
you should go find some vegetables
somewhere and eat those
vegetables
injury and
um
he sometimes has a rages upset with her
hiding his gun yesterday hiding his
parking because he was involved
said i had
so
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what's your last name haley
do you
remember i don't hide [ __ ]
okay well tell me your last name
what kind of drugs do you like to use
do you use a little bit of crystal
is that your favorite
i don't know if they have him at the
hospital we can ask
i haven't had blueberry waffles in a
long time
you have to see each other pee
where does that happen
what you
doing okay
still got our clothes on right
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foreign
she uh
someone gave her some clothes thank god
she took these clothes
off but someone gave her some jammie
bottoms of the shirt that
she didn't have on when i found her but
she was able to put it on
she wanted to show me that she's
bleeding
pulling her pants down
that was very awkward
um
now she's just kind of
in this other world right now so
i had to
have her an escort position to get her
in the car
so just having you here to unlock the
doors and stuff would be great
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all right let me fix this seat belt
okay come on out
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we're gonna go inside now
you ever been to this hospital before
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okay
i got you
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i got you
oh there we go
it's a blue waffle in my stomach blue
waffles in your stomach yeah
okay my brother put an old
piece of bread uh-huh
kind of like a homemade waffle type
thing wanting money oh
so i have
coffee no no whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
no
no they cure koben here you don't yeah
we'll get you a mess
okay come on
hey lee
we need to walk inside
it's red red
yeah i'm turning your head because
you're making me work oh
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my head's been
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it was furry on the inside
whenever you guys opened me up
oh look i don't know how i don't have
that we're going to be i am literally
about to explode we don't want that to
happen let's let's get in the room
there's doctors here that'll keep you
from exploding okay
hurry sit down on the bed
here hey i'm joel i'm going to be
helping take care of you can you lay in
bed for me please
love of everybody
i have had metal
guys
outside
and i don't have a name or anything no
one on the street knew her
can we you want to grab security and
then we can get her medicated
right here
you're not pooping on the floor come on
let's go
oh my god no no no no no
the bathroom is literally next door
i am so sorry
come on
come on
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