This cop just wrote this guy a bogus ticket, but the guy didn't just quietly accept and instead hit the cop with a perfect comeback. Go ahead and finish, sir. >> Anyway, you need to take care of that on or before July 31st at 8:45 a.m. Also, your date to appear in court if you choose to do so. Dude, I'm going to catch you, just so you know. Are you done? Are you? >> can explain the ticket. >> Can you just give me the ticket so I can >> can explain it, man. go? >> I don't need you to explain it to me. I'm not a You know what? People that don't become cops are smart enough to understand tickets. So, go ahead and just give it to me so that I can move on. >> If you choose to pay, you can send your check to >> I don't need you to explain that to me. I know how to pay it. >> Call this number here to pay the ticket over the phone. I have a higher IQ than you. I don't need you to explain it to me. Let's go. Come on. >> Dude, I've got three degrees and I've done this for a minute. That's pretty sad that you have three degrees and you're a cop. What a loser. Let's go. Come on. Oh my god. >> Three degrees and you're pig, huh? >> can mail this physical address here in Hazelwood. >> Three degrees and you're a pig. God damn, dude. What a loser. >> have reduced your license down to two. Do you have any questions for me, sir? Why would I have any questions for you, dude? I'm smarter than you. >> seem very confused about the >> I have two different recording devices that measured my speed. So, I will see you in court. Have a good day, loser.