This is hands down the fastest and cleanest cop dismissal ever. >> Hi there. How are you? Can I help you with anything? >> You came to me, >> right? We got an incident over here and I saw you driving across the lot. I was seeing if you were related to that incident. >> Do I look like I'm related? I >> I have no idea, sir. You have your ID. I can see. >> Well, what crime do you suspect me of committing? >> A burglary? >> You suspect me of committing a burglary? We >> We have a burglary over here and you're leaving a lot. >> No, I think that you're pulling strings. I think you're stretching. >> Okay. Can I have your name, please? >> No, you can't. >> Okay.