all right so we got a guy in the
basement and a Pikachu pajama onesie
once he's sleeping you don't know this
guy at all right no okay do you know do
you want to press charges if we catch
him I want him to give me all my stuff
back mainly because what stuff back does
he have he has my Bluetooth speaker two
backpacks a hoodie
okay so you just want your property back
you don't want to press charges yeah
okay we'll go talk to him turn it back
around this way we're keeping the the
we're gonna we're gonna keep this one
yeah
this one we're keeping the Washington
sweater in this one well these are his
clothes yeah the pedophile ones are hers
okay well let's figure it out we'll
figure it out we'll figure it out how
about this
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thank you
all right so we got a guy in the
basement and a Pikachu pajama onesie yes
on one Z sleeping
seven four it's gonna be a five two five
four five to five
you got your dog is someone in your
basement yeah yeah someone already came
in he walked out he legit just walked
out of our backyard because he crawled
through the crawl space and he grabbed
some [ __ ] and ran and so the other guy
that was here was um he got in his car
and chased him okay he's gone yeah or
maybe not cheers how do you get in do
you know this guy at all probably from
the back there no I don't know him he
was he looked highest he looked high
yeah he was downstairs dressed in our
clothes like a Pikachu Pikachu pajamas
or something yeah but he took that that
off when he walked away
okay but he's holding a Forever 21 bag
was your back door unlocked by any
chance do you know I'm pretty sure my
husband unlocked the
so there's a good chance he just walked
in just unlocked door slept okay you
know what um is it okay if I take a
police report just kind of what happened
I'll get your info real quick just so I
can document document it and then we're
done okay what's your first name all
right all right I appreciate it thank
you very much if you need us back calls
we'll come back okay all right thank you
ma'am
another Columbus Police Officer saw this
yeah he came first and he said he was
waiting for more people to come okay so
the guy when he left did he walk out the
front door he said a crawl space crawl
space yeah down the side of the house
yeah all right I'm gonna go look at that
real quick okay I appreciate it thank
you
foreign
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pajamas or whatever yeah he's wearing
her okay he's throwing all my clothes
and he's got my are you the husband yes
okay so where'd he come out of he caught
he didn't Escape through our basement he
crawled through the Midway through the
basements and then Escape through our
neighbor's house okay so we want to stay
out the neighbors yeah all right
um You don't know this guy at all right
no okay do you know do you want to press
charges if we catch him I want him to
give me all my stuff back mainly because
what stuff back does he have he has my
Bluetooth speaker two backpacks a hoodie
like he says okay so you just want your
property back you don't want to press
charges yeah okay we'll go talk to him
which way was he walking
by Taco Bell on on High Street yeah yeah
okay I tell you what we'll go over there
and we'll try to get your stuff back and
we'll come back okay describing to me
one more time describe him he's wearing
um
black
guy wearing two stolen shirts black guy
okay all right thank you ah here we go
yes I got
buddy how are you
sure
okay you're being detained right now
okay listen we got a call about you
being in a house okay so my house no no
not your house you're going too hard sir
relax
We're not gonna do that stop
I'll explain to you why you're being
detained okay what are you what are you
doing you're being detained that's what
I'm doing okay my master Roshes and [ __ ]
you okay stay over there
stretch legs there we go that's why I
went there fighting for me
we're not taxis so yeah you're supposed
to help people out bro well we're not
there that's last time I was in the cop
car see my sister's car waiting and
y'all [ __ ] didn't even get a
chance to come lift me up
okay well we're not taxis so we don't
just pick people up and give them rides
for your places call an Uber for that
not police
got an idea on you or something good got
a wallet or something yeah
all right I'll get you cool
I'll just get him out okay
all right sir what's your first name
Habib uh you got a good phone number or
anything like that contact you in case
anybody needs to call you okay Court
training all right
have we arrested you before at all
promise we have so you have a mug shot
you got your pitch taken okay all right
we'll check all right we'll put you in
the car here we'll just detain you for a
minute we'll figure out what we're doing
with you okay
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there you go
can you go here for a half a second okay
appreciate it
um
let me get some info from you okay was
that your wife that was at the house yes
I was waiting for you guys
crawled out the basement through the
other way because we were all waiting
for him at our house
you said that you did not want to press
charges or anything like that no okay no
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okay
okay
so what we'll do is we'll run them for
more to see their nature
um this is all your property yes that's
correct yeah if you want to grab your
property and everything buddy I got your
information yeah I don't know what he
was trying to do with this stuff I mean
he was stealing random things yeah he
was just yeah I think he's a little uh
he may have uh some awesome man yeah he
may
um
he may have a mental element something
like that right that's why I don't want
to pass charges I want to get them get
some help realize so that he doesn't do
this thing to someone else we'll try to
is that is that yours or his what oh
that that's mine okay
supportive
all right all right all right we're good
buddy all right thank you very much
absolutely
yeah what's up buddy
oh he's got your clothes on yeah
no we got those
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so how about the sweatshirt
is that yours
hatchers
what else you got
this yours
got a Pikachu on too
this is how about this right here yeah
did you have a cloak did you leave
clothes on
all right that houndstooth isn't mine
that's not yours no okay how about this
one
uh no sir okay pants of yours Oreos I
can't even say for sure if those plants
are mine okay okay but what shirts this
shirt
yep
this shirt yep that shirt too this shirt
yes sir okay we'll get those and then
you said this one too yeah and there's
no Pikachu thing I don't see no Pikachu
your wife said he took that off okay
that's good so she sold it okay that's
good all right give us a second I gotta
get my partner to get the cows off
okay how about the shoes
okay
that's a lot you got a place to go
huh
okay
I can
take this off hold his hand and get the
sure we'll do one sleeve at a time all
right you got it yep I got it
let's take that off
cool
all wired up
foreign
I get it
this one too
and you're layered up man
oh this one yours too yeah
yeah okay
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I'll get your clothes back I'm sorry
buddy I'm trying to rip your head up as
it doesn't sit this one okay
there you go
um
okay so it's okay we leave this one on
and then yeah okay okay good enough turn
your background this way we're keeping
the the we're gonna we're gonna keep
this one yeah
this one we're keeping the Washington
sweater in this one well these are his
clothes the pedophile ones are hers okay
let's figure it out we'll figure it out
we'll figure it out how about this I'll
keep them in the corner we'll just take
this yeah he's not yeah he's not gonna
wait for me
foreign
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all right try this again
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all right sir
yep you too
I'm gonna verify his obstructing warrant
it's possible we'll go from there and
it's good we'll take them if not we'll
release them where the [ __ ] are my other
sweater I don't know man everything you
had was his so
I'm gonna work on that
coffee what'd you get
home style oh
good old good old call back or no it's
like uh
well I use the Tim Hortons bag I buy and
there's another brand that uh we get do
a little mix no yeah but we'll go back
yeah
pretty damn good I'll be honest it's
better than some horns
like it's it's
like every time the last few times I've
gotten Tim Hortons and it's been just
terrible like just gross it's like they
don't you know they got just workers
that don't give a [ __ ] yeah so they're
just making shitty coffee and
it's not forever fresh or
yeah
it's not the good Canadian to me no you
know what actually we went to like I
would go to Windsor we had coffee it's a
different experience up there
this is not the same experience
so Timmy house is like their like
Starbucks slash like that's where you go
to meet people that that's like to hang
out the spot yes so how they have to set
up and everything like that and just how
refreshing it is there it's like Nara
bread meets Starbucks
Canadian stuff imagine that like just
nicer and cleaner
110 good
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all right sir your warrant is good
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so that means we're gonna have to take
you to jail
you got a warrant for obstructing
official business
yeah it's good I just checked it man so
you got to go to jail unfortunately but
I don't think you're gonna be in there
long so
it's a misdemeanor warrant
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