are you walking again yeah okay just
asked me too no I asked you to raise
your foot off the ground six inches
parallel to the ground and count for me
hey Scotty go ahead and turn around for
me Scotty
you think you should have been driving
tonight sir no I don't either Scotty
you're now under arrest for operating a
vehicle Under the Influence okay I get
it all right come on
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the star of today's show is a man who
calls himself Scotty
Scotty got absolutely hammered decided
to drive his car
he caused an accident
he's lucky nobody was seriously hurt
don't be Scotty
how you doing sir good good I'm offline
with Columbus Police
um is this your car right here it was
what happened well I tried to swim on my
break for
okay you have your driver's license with
you you have your insurance card oh yes
okay
okay sorry you're like what are you
doing yeah I just need your your
driver's license and then the insurance
card real quick
where do you live at
where do you live close by okay that
helps me when you have an address yes
2513. how old are you
20 uh 53 29 53 okay
what's this Green net thing here on your
arm there so it was uh uh
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I'm trying to my breath okay
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that's okay what's your name Gotti
Scotty okay I'm still waiting for your
driver's license Scotty I know
Arlington
where are you coming from right now
where that green thing comes from yes
okay and where where is that at
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it does I know but are you hurt no I'm
fine did you bump your head at all no I
see you wear a glass do you have any
inner ear problems no no okay good good
and you live close by well we're gonna
go back there but I'm back where's back
there
you know what road you're on right now
no I'm on 270 and
are you on Balboa or 270.
well let's just do something
okay
all right Scotty can I have your
driver's license okay okay where's your
uh insurance card
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okay yeah we'll get it later we're gonna
need it for the crash report again hey
Scotty do you have any weapons on you a
gun any knives or anything no I don't
believe in that good so Scotty listen to
it my car's right over here I'm gonna
put you in my car here okay no you got
to go into my car for a sec we're gonna
get off the road okay no I I'm fine with
that okay come on come on to my car
sorry that's all right come on Scotty no
you're okay you just quite don't really
what's going on come on over here Scotty
Scotty over here I'm gonna explain it to
you here
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how many friends were you with tonight a
lot a lot what were you guys doing
having fun like what
playing cards or what no come on well I
don't know what everybody has different
fun now we were all dancing and having
fun okay how much have you had to drink
tonight about four four what thanks what
kind of drinks
uh-huh what kind of drink shots what
kind of shots were they
uh what kind of liquor you what's your
favorite liquor do you drink
I don't know okay okay so hey Scott
here's the deal
I get it I know okay you got a strong
odor rap like beverage emitting from
your breath okay you're kind of confused
okay listen to me listen to me I want to
make sure you're okay all right I'm fine
okay I get it I get it all right so hang
in there for a second we're gonna get
off the free of over top of the freeway
here and go a safe place so I can
evaluate a little better make sure
you're okay
all right sorry okay I got you I know
you are
I'll follow you thank you sir
I know we know you are we know you
didn't mean to get in a crash
you know I
I know I got you
okay so I'm gonna come over here I'm
gonna come over here and talk to you for
a second I'm gonna have you come out of
the car okay uh Scotty okay I just want
to let you know what's going on here
hey Scotty come on out go ahead and put
your wallet in your pocket and
everything just put it on everything in
your pocket for me okay and if you could
just come up here to the front of my car
well I'm gonna say I'm so sorry I know
you are I know you are
come on come on over here I just want to
evaluate you make sure you're okay all
right
okay give me stay right there for a
second oh you're having problems all
right turn around for me turn around for
me all right just just sit on the bumper
for a second because you're cut you're
you're balances ain't real good so let
me did you graduate high school yes oh
you did okay uh you getting a college
Ohio State yes what did you study
well I didn't study much I didn't get
there you didn't get there okay did you
take any like other classes or anything
oh I tried but I didn't get there okay
so you didn't graduate any colleges or
anything like that how old are you again
I am uh
no 20 well I'm gonna
I'm gonna get
what's your birthday oh November 25th
20th
wow I'm gonna shut up because I'm stupid
no you're not
what's your birthday
trying to be stupid okay look it's real
simple okay listen let me ask something
so since we've been Wee Little we grill
I get it we grew up to know our
alphabets correct
can you read right okay oh yeah okay so
you know your alphabet okay so my my
mouth is drying out okay I don't believe
okay so listen listen to what I'm gonna
ask you to do here okay I want you to
say the alphabet I want you to start
with the letter e as an Edward
and stop on the letter p as in Paul E to
P can you do that e to p e to P start
with the letter e
step step on yep Frank and we're gonna
go we go e to P go just like the
alphabet is but you're gonna start on
the letter e and stop on P can you do
that for me
e
Edward Frank Paul well we're gonna go no
don't e to P just like you would say
them right just like the alphabet is
right if you started from A to Z you
would start with a when I'm sitting here
going oh okay so let's do it again Frank
Paul and um
hey Scotty listen to me is this start
with the letter e
and then stop on the letter P when you
reach it okay go ahead Brian
okay you understand my instructions yes
I wanted you to start with the letter e
not to be uh okay I just want to make
sure you understand I wanna I'm I'm
concerned about you so start on the
letter e
go up go up on the alphabet look chart
and stop on P so e f g all the way up to
P okay can you do that for me
gef
ranked eight oh okay I'm gonna be stupid
you know there's nothing about stupid no
I get it okay let me ask you something
else
let me out let me can you count from one
to 100 yes okay so good so if I would
ask you to start on the number 68 and
count backwards and stop on 53. can you
do that for me
so 68 start with 68 start backwards and
stop on 53. 68.
you can't do it or you don't want to do
it oh it has nothing to do that okay I
just I'm just trying to see where you're
at
okay Scotty do me a favor go and take
your glasses off just put them on the
top of your head for a second can you do
that for me okay all right can you stand
up away from my bumper for a second put
your feet together like this for me yep
take your hand and put them just like
this for me right here on your cheeks
yeah on your cheeks right there good job
all right so Scotty what I'm gonna have
you do you see the tip of my finger yep
okay wherever it's tipping my fingers
gonna go that's why I want your eyes to
follow see up here yep you see it okay
yep okay my finger's gonna move the left
to right your left eye first you ready
stay focused
don't move your head just oh fine
I'm very fine
okay guys we're gonna do it again but it
takes a little longer this time okay
it's very important that you keep your
head still and stay focused on my finger
I want you to follow my finger with your
eyes and your eyes only okay yeah you
ready yeah
foreign
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follow it
stay focus on my finger
stay focused on my finger I'm fine
okay follow it
it's like that we go you follow it
take focus on my finger
stay focused on my finger okay focus on
my fingers I'm trying bite them they
broke it don't move your head stay
focused ready just try one more time
right do it ready follow stop follow it
stay focused on it and focus on it
okay
focus on my finger follow it for me
stay focused on it see it there you go
stay focused on it trying to be a good
boy there you are
they focus on my fingers Scotty there
you go stay focused see it right here
see my finger yeah they focused on it
yeah stay focused okay
Stay Focus
Ed
they focus on it put your hands back up
here I'm sorry I'm not done yet let me
let me get done
my Sergeant's watching me you make sure
I'm doing my job the pressure's on me
right the pressure's on me hey they
focused on my finger
ready stay focus on that finger again
you're not follow the figure stay
focused
stay focused on it there you go
they focused on it
let's do it again ready followed up
ready
you okay okay you locked your balance
here make sure you get on the fall back
oh I can't see that all right go ahead
and put your glasses back there you take
any medication Scotty yes what do you
take
um
it's uh Jesus Christ I don't know
okay all right come on over here Scotty
I want to check something out okay
can you stand right here for me and then
face my car right there just turn around
face my car for me okay hey Scotty I'm
gonna give you some instructions okay
you're fine all right so the first thing
I want you to do which is hey Scotty
which one's your left foot
great you see this line that's already
here yes take that left foot and put it
right on that line for me
is put it right on the line put it right
on that line you're not on the line okay
can you back up just a little bit okay
now put your foot right on that line
that left foot
okay stop right there now put your hands
down to your side
now take your right foot Scotty I'm
gonna demonstrate what I want you to do
take that right foot and put it in front
of your left foot like this touching
Heel To Toe
okay yes okay can you back up just a
little bit and try it again you keep
coming all right so take your left foot
put it on the line
no that's your right foot put your left
foot first there you put your left it's
not a touching the line
all right you see the line that's right
here
hey Scotty you see the line I'm sorry
that's okay I just want to make sure you
see the line all right go go ahead and
put your foot look put your foot just
like I'll see my foot it's right on the
line put your foot on that line
oh it's close okay now go ahead and take
your right foot touch your little toe
like that like I'm demonstrating
okay just stop okay go back I don't want
you to walk yet I'm just trying to give
you some instructions okay I feel it all
right if these are real simple
instructions so listen I want to make
this as Fair as possible for you okay
yes so I need to make sure that you
understand the instructions so go ahead
and take your left foot put it right on
that line for me okay
now stop now take your right foot touch
your little toe in front of it like that
this just like I should demonstrate it
just like this
okay and put your hand down on your side
you got to be touching Heel To Toe are
you touching heel toe that pretty close
to ours I can't it's up okay okay so at
this point Scotty I don't want you to
step off that line until you give you
some more instructions you understand
yes okay so this is the instructions
Scotty you're gonna take nine steps
touch and Heel To Toe down this line
towards my cruiser what number do you
see on my car six two two okay so you're
gonna take nine steps touching Heel To
Toe down that line towards my cruiser
when you make those steps you're going
to look down at your feet
you're going to count out your steps out
loud you understand so far yes how many
steps you're going to take
family 622 and how many steps I actually
take six no I actually take nine okay so
you're gonna take nine steps down that
line touching Heel To Toe
the whole time your hands got to be down
to your side okay okay
and once you start walking you're not
going to stop until you've plead the
task I'm gonna demonstrate that for you
okay can you go back on your line like I
explained to you remember I told you not
to step off the line
and then put your left foot on the line
and put your right foot touching the
Heel To Toe like that for me yes all
right go ahead and do it go back to like
I asked you
put it
no no I don't want you to do anything
yet I want you to follow the
instructions the instructions just put
your left foot on the line take your
right foot touch Heel To Toe like that
like I'm demonstrating okay go ahead and
do it get back to the line
all right stop don't walk yet go back
I'm sorry that's all right hold on go
back up there we want to you ready
you go back over there Scotty
all right you ready put your left now
hold on put your left foot on the line
put your left foot on the line okay now
take your right foot just and then stop
just like that like I'm demonstrating go
ahead and do it for me
you you can't do that okay I tell you
what just I'm just saying I hate my life
right now well everybody hates your life
okay listen
if you want to just stand there then
because you're having an issue standing
there uh let me explain you the
instructions again and then we'll have
you start okay
all right so you're going to take nine
steps down that line to my cruiser when
you take those steps you're going to
keep your hands down to your side you're
going to count out your steps out loud
okay and then I'm going to show you how
to turn okay watch me for a second all
right so you're gonna take nine steps
down the line one two three tuck and
Heel To Toe I took three steps but how
many steps are you gonna take
five four nine
okay see how my foot is if this is your
ninth step you're gonna pick up your
other foot watch me there Scotty I want
you okay you're gonna pick up your other
foot keeping that foot in line
taking a series of small steps like I'm
demonstrating keeping that foot on that
line then you're going to come back down
that line touch and Heel To Toe nine
more steps one two three touch and Heel
To Toe so it's very important once you
start the test you don't stop until
you've completed it is there any part of
this instruction that you don't
understand you want me to explain it to
you okay I really do understand okay so
why don't you go okay so go it's not
about being stupid it's about following
instructions okay so listen go ahead and
put your right your left foot on the
line
put your right foot in front of it touch
it Heel To Toe
touch you on the toe okay I guess you're
ready
how many steps you're supposed to take
five no I said nine
how many steps did you just take
it no you did okay go ahead what are you
supposed to do now Scotty remember that
my turn
sorry okay go ahead go ahead and
complete the test like I asked you to
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how many steps did you just take
how many steps you just take okay how
many sprays you're supposed to take nine
okay continue then if you haven't
stopped got to nine yet
okay all right go ahead and turn around
for me there Scotty
hey Scotty do you have any like knee
problems back problems I asked you that
earlier do you have anything do you have
any issues that would stop you from
raising your foot off the ground six
inches no okay so what I want you to do
next Scotty is go ahead and take your
hand put your feet together like this
for me watch me see how I'm doing it yes
I see okay well you're looking straight
ahead but you keep saying you see no I'm
watching okay so put your feet together
like this for me okay all right so what
you're going to do is you're going to
raise one of your foot off the ground
six inches parallel to the ground like
that okay like out
you see like how I just did that it's
not like this yes okay it's like this
you're gonna count one thousand one one
thousand two one thousand three and
tight hold on hold on no you're walking
that's not what I want you to do Scotty
what was my instructions
I was waiting for you okay so put your
feet back together like that all right
your hands are gonna be down to your
side
you're gonna raise your foot off the
ground parallel six inches count one
thousand one one thousand two one
thousand three all the way up until I
tell you to stop you understand yes okay
I'm gonna tell you when to start and I'm
gonna tell you when to stop
whichever foot you want to raise it's up
to you okay yeah
okay begin
you remember what the instructions were
Scotty yes what was the instructions
you really tell me to stop I was gonna
you have to raise your foot you're
walking remember I actually raised your
foot up six inches parallel to the
ground
you want to try that over no I get where
you're going where am I going you didn't
follow the instructions
all right let's try it one more time
okay come back over here let's try it
one more time then I want to be fair
about this okay I want to make sure you
understand this yeah you know I want to
make sure you understand the
instructions right okay so listen
there's nothing about being stupid
listen hey sorry look at me it's about
follow instructions okay
so you're going to raise your foot off
the ground six inches parallel to the
ground just like I'm demonstrating okay
and count for me look down at that race
foot count one thousand one one thousand
two one thousand three until I tell you
to stop do you understand those
instructions yes okay all right go ahead
and begin and start
okay you're walking again Scotty what
was the instructions
you got to raise your foot
you wanna try it one more time you want
to try one more time I'm trying to make
this as Fair as I can for you Scotty I
know I know I get it okay I'm sorry okay
so listen hold on let me get my
stopwatch going here remember what's the
instructions I've just told you three
times
keep your feet together until my feet
are yeah your hands are going to be down
your side yes you're going to raise one
of your foot off the ground parallel to
the ground just like I'm demonstrating
and count for me okay
you ready yeah
all right begin
raise your foot and count for me
okay hey Scotty
are you walking again yeah okay no I
asked you to raise your foot off the
ground parallel to the ground and count
for me hey Scotty go ahead and turn
around for me Scotty
you think you should have been driving
tonight sir no I don't either Scotty
you're now under arrest for operating
the vehicle Under the Influence okay I
get it all right come on back you got
come on back here in my car I'm not
gonna put any cups on you buddy come on
come on listen you shouldn't have been
driving right you know that and I know
that hold on hold on come here fine
listen my goal is get you home tonight
oh I get it so okay hold on I'm gonna
take everything out of your pockets real
quick okay all right so bring your hand
back here for Scotty interlock your
fingers for a second okay no I'm just
being good you are good being good I
appreciate it that helps
did you pee yourself no okay you're kind
of wet down there hold on for a minute
well that was my friend hold on stay
right there for a second Scotty keep
your hands together oh yeah all right
just keep them there for a minute okay I
don't want to touch anything that you
got you might have accidentally peed
yourself or something okay because you
look kind of wet
and I'm gonna take a bunch of friends
that uh oh I'm sorry that's okay that's
all right
okay so Scotty let me let me tell you
what we're going to do here I'm going to
read some forms to you here in a minute
right I get it I'm sorry you live with
somebody you know you live by yourself
yes okay
is there there anybody that can pick you
up in a little bit no nobody to pick you
up how about those people you were with
tonight no no sorry I'm just gonna put
this on your car for a second
okay okay
you just went what I said I wanted to be
a good boy okay well it's not about
being a good voice about being
responsible you weren't a sponsible
drinker tonight no I wasn't okay
you know what I mean yes okay hold on
hold on for a minute
let's break your lighter right here no
no no spread your leg for me a little
bit that's right just break the legs
all right it was all good okay keep your
hands behind your back just keep him
right there Scotty
we know we know okay that's your car pop
okay oh it was a fight card okay all
right I wonder what that was
okay hey Scotty I just want you to know
that you got urine all over down your
pants all right do me have a seat right
here I just want to be good for it I
know it I know yeah I guess I wasn't
yeah and all my friends are gonna go wow
you as a bad boy well it ain't about
being a bad boy about being responsible
we're drunk as [ __ ] okay well they
didn't run into anybody yet you did so
hold on I'm sorry all right
so I'm going to ask you to submit to a
breath test tonight do you want to give
me a breath test you do not wish to nope
okay you realize your driver's license
will be suspended right okay
all right
very good I love you guys but no all
right yes you're right not to do it it's
your driver's license not mine
okay hey Scotty
I get it I'm an idiot hey stop it all
right so listen Okay so again this is
your ticket okay I'm gonna put it in
your bag and your property and this
officer is going to give it to you when
he gets to your address okay but
everything's in here okay so go ahead
and step on out here and he's gonna put
you in his car
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did you guys got keyed into that place
yes okay it's a bunch of punches okay
all right go ahead and have a seat he's
gonna put a seat belt on you okay as
long as you have a way to get in all
right good luck all right good luck
Scotty I'm an idiot so okay he's gonna
put a seat belt on you hold on I'm fine
I'm an idiot so here's the most
important part of the whole night when
we get to your house when we let's talk
to a bunch of people there hang on
listen to him Scotty Scotty we're done
when we get to your house don't take
your seatbelt off okay let me take it
off or else the lights and Sirens start
going off and then all your neighbors
get it I'm stupid that's all right no
I'm all right
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