I'll call you
back hey how you doing I'm officer Valen
gabria police reason for the Stop is you
didn't stop at the stop sign over there
baby I'm having a really okay you going
need to let me talk to you okay for a
second okay you're swerving you didn't
legal youturn okay yeah I know I'm
having a really soon T night if you need
me to give you a ticket I understand my
dad's a cop I totally get it okay
where's your dad a cop at um he's in
Jefferson County Jefferson County okay
where where's Jefferson County at South
in Southern Ohio Southern Ohio okay what
uh why are you driving like this I'm
having a really shitty night I'm very
upset I had a drink I'm not going to lie
to you I had a drink I'm very upset I'm
you drunk I'm 18 you're 18 yes I'm a
stripper I'm having a very hard night
I'm not going to lie to you though I had
a drink it was it's been about like 4
hours probably but I'm just very upset
still okay I'm having a very bad night
and I just I really need to go home to
my daughter and I'm just having [ __ ]
night where do you live in Lakewood in
Lakewood okay you do realize like that
even if you're
18.00 one is an OVI right yes I mean I'm
not going to lie to you though if if
that's what you need to do baby just
whatever please license insurance on you
yes I really cannot afford to get in
trouble but well you got to think about
your your your choices before I mean you
know especially if your dad's a cop are
you close with your dad yeah but my dad
just kind of you need this too what is
it registration I just got a tag set the
paper they gave
me do you have is there any anything in
this vehicle nothing drugs
guns okay here you can have that big is
there any open alcohol containers in
there anything like that I drunk at work
earlier this morning you drank at work
well not this morning how much did you
have at work just one drink I had one
shot of Patron one shot of Patron yeah I
spent about 4 hours so I don't even
think I'm really drunk anymore I'm just
would you blow into a portable breath
Riser okay all right do you have
insurance on you um yes I have Safe Auto
can I just pull up it on my app that's
fine all right yeah go ahead do that uh
do me a favor turn the car off okay okay
when you do that go ahead do that and
then uh just relax there for a minute
all
right she calls my baby one more time I
swear to God she's a stripper she's 18
years old her dad's a cop down in
Jefferson County and she's like she's I
mean she was when I was on the phone
with you she pulled out of there off of
uh run and just like didn't stop at the
stop sign she's like jerking the car all
over almost hitting the curb and then
she pulls a U-turn right here I'm like
what the and I don't she's having a
really bad day and she's like I'm not
gonna lie to you I had a drink I'm like
when she's like four hours ago shot of
Patron I'm like were you blowing into
portable Brer she's like yeah she
doesn't never see fall on or anything
like that but she
seems I don't know if she see go talk to
her do you got a you got a portable uh
thing what's that I
no all right go talk to
her hello hello what's up hey no it's
okay best friend I don't even know I had
a drink at [ __ ] work and I'm just so
upset I just I need to go home and I'm
getting cooled up now you're probably
going to get a [ __ ] she his best
friend I don't even know a best friend
yes I am driving because my friend
didn't [ __ ] come when I just went to
go pick his [ __ ] stupid ass up so he
couldn't drive so I have to drive home
I'm sorry I'm sh okay no it's
okay I went to go pick up I was coming
to come pick up my my friend and then he
didn't come so then he was supposed to
drive my car home cuz I told I was drunk
okay well I haven't had a drink in like
4 hours but I'm still kind of I never
really drink I just had a baby like 3
months ago so I'm still like can here
well let's let's see let's see if you're
good to drive let's see if you're good
to drive can can you say the ABCs from A
to Z without singing them so just say
them yes A B C D
E okay can you countd down backwards
from 63 down to 48 63 63 6 61 6 6 wait
69 58 57
56
5 4 53 it's a little weird go backward
53 52 51 50 49 48 47 46 good okay keep
going okay no that's that's good
um all right we're going to have to run
you through some more test out here do
you have a coat you want to put on no
baby I don't have a coat I just got to
for I fin it's fine I don't how long am
I going to go yeah um Can i s in your
car you want to look through my car go
ahead there's no no no no um we got a go
ahead no we're going to so what we want
to do is we want to check your eyes okay
and it's easier out here okay I mean I
can step outside real quick yeah step
outside real quick hold on best I'll be
back can I leave my car my keys yeah
you're
good all right check her
eyes I don't even drink but tonight I
just stand right over here were you
drinking at work or where were you
drinking yes I work at Christ's and bugs
like I'm stripper so okay no drugs no
drugs baby okay and how much alcohol did
you say I had two shots of Patron but
it's been about what is it I didn't have
my Apple watch on it's been about 3
hours or 4 hours so I'm probably fine
I'm just like you know the after effects
I just had a baby I'm still post part of
I'm very upset I went to go pick up my
friend you know and then he are you on
any medications no baby I don't take any
medications no okay ever head injury
recently no no head injuries no do have
you ever been uh diagnosed with a ey
dagus I don't even know what that is
okay perfect all right so you have it
okay so I'm going to run you through
what's called a uh um it's it's a
horizontal what's that AI test way well
it's just checking your eyes right now
okay so we're just going to do that all
right so what I need you to do is just
stand with your arms by your side just
you're going to look at the tip of my
finger okay without moving your head all
right can you do that and move my eyes
or no just move your eyes
okay ready
don't move your head sorry you're
good sorry I'm kind of moving my head
all right ready we're going to start
over Okay okay all
right
be a little cold sorry sorry are we got
more yeah yeah just keep staring at my
finger
okay sorry you're fine it's kind of a
habit to turn my head but I don't okay
ready I I just need you to hold your
head still okay soorry no you're fine
just just relax okay all
right
just okay we're I'm sorry you're moving
your head gra a jacket do you have like
a hoodie or something let me the back
she I think I a
jacket hold on let me
look
how old your baby ah she's only 4 months
wow yeah what's your name Ivy yeah she
with my sister tonight the name no J was
my last name she has her dad's last name
her name's
I okay okay sorry all right you ready
yes perfect okay just stare my finger
okay ready
mhm
S no you're fine did you take any kind
of drugs today you be completely honest
with me no pills nothing along lines
that do is smoke weed and I haven't
smoked since this morning so no pills I
will L for you right now fine you just
got to be honest with me my mom was the
Heron addict so my mom's doing life in
person I promise you I don't take any
drugs I'm terrified so don't worry I
will literally pee for you right now I
promise you the only thing I do is smoke
weed I haven't smoked since this morning
I'm not even high it's been a long day
so only thing I did food drinks it's
been about 3 hours I had about two shots
of Patron so that's it can I check your
eyes real quick yeah go ahead do the
same thing you did okay perfect
I'm a little cold so I'm you know it's
okay though okay ready I'll myone your
eyes and your eyes only okay okay I'm
not going to shine this directly in your
eyes but I got to be able to see your
eyes no it's okay follow the pan of your
hand tip in my
pen
look right at the
tip try to stay perfectly still sorry do
you want me to back up some no you're
good I think it's cuz the light is like
so you know it's like sorry you're good
you're good okay ready yep go look right
at look keep your head straight and move
your eyes all the way over
there perfect is my head straight yep
head's
perfect you smoke a bowl this morning I
smoked a blunt actually okay you know
I'm not going to my dad's a cop so I
know how this is I'm Li to you cuz it's
not going to get me anywhere so yeah I
know a sheriff yeah he's actually the
che Chef or chief I me chief he works in
Jefferson County okay
yeah and somehow I just saw he's get in
trouble with the police and it's not
very good cuz he's like what are you
doing I'm like sorry I don't know always
happens to
me do you take ader all or anything no I
got the TOs I'm just cold I promise you
I've never done post I will literally
pee for you right now only thing that's
going to come up is marijuana
okay okay yeah the only thing I'm
prescribed I'm Dy medicine I haven't
took it in almost 3 years so the only
thing I do is smoke weed okay and I had
two drinks tonight I'm not going to lie
that's it and you're 18 yes I'm 18 okay
he's got to do you have anything wrong
with your body no like can you walk and
yeah no I feel perfectly fine now cool
I'm all right though what we're going to
do is I guess we do it right here on the
sidewalk so you ever hear the one leg
stand about this yeah kind of so what
I'm going to need you to do is just
imaginary just imagine a a yeah yeah
it's real fun just imagine a straight
line down the sidewalk middle of the
sidewalk we'll say Okay okay so like
this or no what's that one follow my
instructions okay and just we'll you'll
you'll know all of it when I go through
it okay I'm going I'm going to even I'm
going to even do it for no no no you're
good trust me it's you're good so what
I'm going to need you to do is stand
with your feet together right now hands
at your side okay and just stay like
that until I tell you to do so okay all
right so you're going to stand with your
right foot on the line you can do that
and then your left foot with Heel To Toe
in front of it okay and you're going to
take take 10 heel to Heel To Toe steps
forward and you're going to take a
series of small steps back I'll go
backwards no no no no no
no you're going to take a series of
small steps take a 180 turn and then 10
steps back okay heal the toe I'm going
to explain it to you here want what this
way I'll I'll I'll show you right now
okay so just I need you to stand like
this until so stand with your your left
your right foot on the line all right
and then your left foot or your yeah
your left foot keep the toe in front
your nope in front oh yep there you go
maintain that position until he's done
stand like that so I and you're going to
have your hands at your side the whole
time okay so you're going to do this
counting all loud 1 2 3 4 five and so on
until you get to 10 okay and you're
going to land on your left foot and then
you're going to take a series of small
steps like
this you you see that yeah I see any a
half turn so then one two three four
five so on until you get back to 10 okay
so okay it is 10 steps correct nine nine
steps I apologize it was either nine or
10 so it's it's going to be nine steps I
apologize that way you land on your left
foot right so all right so hold hold on
hold on just just relax so you do you
understand all of that nine steps heel
the toe 99 count out loud series of
small steps back 180 turn back nine
steps okay perfect okay go
ahead
1
2 3
4
5 6 7 8
9 turn
light and then stay same way or no keep
doing the test one 2 3
4 okay so now what I'm going to have you
do it's called the one leg stand okay
all right so you're going to stand with
your feet together arms at your side
okay you're going to raise your right
foot you're going to maintain that
position until I tell you to do so
otherwise all right so just no just just
arms your side feet together okay I'm
going to no you're going I'm going to
explain everything to you okay so you're
going to maintain this position until I
tell you otherwise all right so you're
going to stand you can pick either foot
to raise okay okay you pick left or
right foot to raise I'm going to pick my
right all right so I'm going to raise
you're going to raise your right foot
parall to the ground nope just stay stay
like that okay no you're fine point it
your point your toe down so parallel
with the ground okay you're going to
stare at your foot and you're going to
count 1 1,000 2 1,000 3 1,000 so on and
so forth until I tell you to stop okay
so as long as I can go as long as you
can go until I tell you to stop okay so
arms at your side you go ahead and pick
a uh pick a foot and straight forward or
up or it doesn't matter just like I
showed you so straight forward just just
like I showed you straight forward foot
parallel at the ground hold on I'll tell
you to stop okay ready so hold on Rel
I'm so sorry I'm like no you're fine
just just relax all right I have very
bad anxiety so you're fine just just
relax all right so I'll explain it again
arms at your side okay feet together
when I tell you to do so you're going to
raise whichever foot you feel like okay
parallel with the ground about 6 in
above the ground okay you're going to
stare at your foot and you're going to
count 1 1,000 2 1,000 3 1,000 until I
tell you to stop you're going to
continue to count until you stop okay
all right go ahead 1 1,000 2 1,00 3 1, 4
1 5 1 6 1 7 1,8 1, 9 1 10 1, 11 1, 12
1,00 12 1 13 1 14
1000 was God there 141,000 151,000
161,000 171,000 181,000 2,000 oh wait
181,000 2,000 you're good you're good
you're good okay just go ahead just
stand behind your car right over there
okay yeah you guys guess what yesterday
I got ped over cuz my plates were
expired but then I went to the MBA this
morning did you they pulled me over oh
boy
okay no it's not I don't know what to
the reason why I pulled you okay so
you're going to be arrested for ight
really yes I'm going to jail yes well
you you'll be able to get a ride okay so
we'll explain everything to you so go
ahead put your hands around your back
for me I don't how much trouble like I
don't have anything on my license put
your hands like you're praying for me
it's uh go it it's all depends on if you
get convicted around this is your first
event I've never even had a pick it okay
that's good yeah so that that'll help
you it dep so I lose my job I don't want
to get like big I don't think you're
going to lose your job okay yeah how
this work I think you'll be all right
okay and then I can get picked up
tonight though yeah yeah oh yeah we'll
give you a personal Bond everything like
that so I have to pay a bond no no it's
personal all you got to do is sign a
name sign a name so just I'm like how
great no you can look good there's
nothing the only thing I there's even
besides um I just SP November
28th um I think I bought it like that it
was a used car so I don't really know
okay is there a d this way yeah somebody
touch did you oh somebody was talking
maybe at work I didn't hit nothing no
that's actually maybe it was like that
actually I think that's what we do okay
I'm going to call female just so she can
pat you down so we're going to put you
in the back of my car here okay okay can
you make sure that you grab my purse and
my keys absolutely yes
100% did you get in a fight with anybody
at the bar today no I don't go no no I'm
saying at the club I guess cuz it looks
like somebody kicked your car really
that's what it looks like unless that
was um maybe me sorry sorry you're good
you're good I didn't want to hit you in
the face no you're okay okay go ahead
and take a seat there okay just please
make sure you grab my purse my phone
yeah absolutely absolutely cuz I need
that stuff and then can I pick up my car
tonight or I have to wait till the
morning or something probably the
morning okay that's so okay give me a
minute right all
right there we go right there
yep that's why you had vertical in the
Stags hey hi it's her best friend on the
phone hey best friend yeah she's under
arrest oh my God what happened she's uh
intoxicated and I believe she had uh
I'll just leave it at that she's
intoxicated are hey are are you
sober yes I am sober okay cuz she will
need a ride in like an hour or
two oh my God so yeah we we'll release
her she just we got to go do some
paperwork at station real quick here you
go that's why she had vertical stag
right there yeah you called that too
yeah um so yeah but she'll she'll she'll
call you
okay thank you yep see
[Applause]
it the hell is
this uh well I don't know it's like uh
it's a fluid isn't it yeah what's it
called what's it say on it I don't know
for I can't even say that
word pseudo fedrin bromine ped
so it's like cops her pretty
much nice girl though yeah
go you have
candra yep what you say
Cassandra all right phone she needs a
purse she's you saw her eyes were like
good real pinpoint to correct well dude
plus OVI for underage is like it said
like .001 or something like that told
her I was like even if you blow anything
it's you're you're you're drunk she her
her eyes are bad I yeah I don't know if
she's drunk on alcohol I think it might
be drugs it's it's it's a combination
for sure say cuz I I was reading her
eyes and I'm like and she kept moving
and I'm like I don't think she's trying
to move her head I think she's just
doing it because of drugs dude her eyes
were all over the place like they
weren't just in the stagos they were all
over what do we
got is it
probably
it just smells like her
perfume all right I'm going to have
Stephanie that's her mirror okay I'm got
to have Stephanie search her real quick
I'm going to grab her phone so we don't
forget
this she have a hard license or now yeah
she does she gave me the paper one so
just somebody beat the [ __ ] out of her
car like I know I see she's got foot
marks on the side here too yeah that's
so I asked her if she got in a fight at
the club she said no and I'm like
okay what do
we said her dad's the chief
somewhere she said the chef or whatever
she said she did say
Chef she told her friend she was drunk
on the phone by the way what's that when
I was talking to her she told her friend
that she was drunk on the phone and she
was supposed to get a ride and now she's
driving drunk and she doesn't want to be
go through
this stop it's just all
close yeah but it's from
the this
is uh don't dump it yeah that's probably
I mean
it's jez
on
okay oh baby wipes she does have a baby
take off her makeup I
think I would
assume this is the weirdest L I've ever
had it's up
there what's weird is how nice she is
she's like the nicest girl I've ever met
yeah she's
nice I don't really want to touch these
but no just leave them here they look
clean yeah I you never know
I she tell you right away she's a she's
a dancer yeah she said she's a stripper
I was like okay yeah she actually says
the word stripper too yeah she said she
told me it's like all right she's very
honest she is very honest is I'll give
her that this is I she's probably going
to blow too so I won't have to have my
uh oh yeah where we callau here give me
your keys well want me to park it on the
street take the keys to the car let me
park it you going to park it or you want
to tow it I'll park it sure yeah you
want to par CVS I'll do a U-turn park
right right here on High
Street just going to park don't want to
tow it just park it no I'll just park it
yeah let we
go hey grab that grab that bottle there
whatever you call it yeah I got it it's
in my pocket here here's her first oh
thanks yeah get her back however
blow she's she's on a combination of
drugs and Al
thanks for this she jinxed me by the way
and uh she uh she's a stripper and
chrisy in bronck and she's she's just
acting a little I mean she's nice she's
acting fine she's acting a little weird
you know like not normal I don't know if
that's her normal self or not but you
just Pat her down just pretty good just
in case okay you know I appreciate that
problem hello I'm officer Santos hi
what's your you to Pat me down Cassandra
Cassandra also do you think I can well
maybe I should ask him I don't know
where he went I just just want to call
my sister so she can meet me yeah we can
make a phone call once you get to the
station okay cuz she has my daughter
okay so I'm just going to take your hood
down I just cold outside turn around and
face wa me okay do you have anything on
you no baby I just left work I drunk
that's all you know okay very bad choice
but do you have any drugs or anything on
you no baby I don't do
anything okay well weed's a different
story yeah no I've never done drugs my
mom actually grew up and I was in fost
growing up I was on drugs so I don't do
anything can you uh yep can you lift up
your
tongue like can you lift up there we go
okay how I doing it all right I'm going
to do this go ahead there's I don't even
have a bra on okay I was just say
doesn't
okay that's a good hiding spot for us
females yeah well unfortunately my da
sucked on my boobs okay you can sit down
okay just watch your head all right once
we get back to the station we'll
obviously have you you know take off
your shoes and stuff like that we're not
going to do that right here yeah that's
perfect I mean I don't have to think so
okay just to make sure that you don't
have anything and then you're not
concealing anything and can you make
sure that they grab my purse and my
phone yeah am I going to be able to get
my C tonight do you know or tomorrow so
not tonight but tomorrow and then am I
going to have to pay I've never been in
trouble before I have no idea so like
I've never even had a speeding ticket so
I okay so what happens is you won't be
able to get it because you're under the
influence of whatever whatever it is
okay can you um move my hair out of my
face this please thank you okay so do
you want me to put the hood back I want
my head like can you just put it behind
my ear out of my face it's like in my
face and I just want can't sorry I'm
just going to kind of do that that's
fine yeah just talk my hair if you can
thank you so much and the other side
okay I'm so sorry no you're fine I just
can't reach it it's really I was going
to say you don't have a hair tie so I
was just trying to tuck it a little bit
did you want the hood back up or okay I
was just like all right so what ends up
happening is basically you can't get the
vehicle out yourself because you're
under the influence want me to be sober
yeah yeah or you have other parties that
are sober that get it and they have to
have valid driver's license cuz we do
track show own sister is that's why I
live with my sister so it would have to
be more than one because you they would
obviously have to drive the vehicle that
they're they're driving driving to the
police department and then another
driver that's valid and sober to drive
your car so probably her boyfriend's
probably sleeping by now so probably and
honestly it's fine I don't have nothing
to do so I went to work tonight and I
don't know what I was thinking I'm like
oh I can handle a drink and then I got
very pissed off then I left work and
then I never drink so I have no idea
what I'm doing okay so here just worry
so you can just worry about the vehicle
situation later okay right now I can't I
don't have to stay overnight in jail
right so I've never even been a joke so
how we're going to do it typically is
we're not going to have you spend the
night okay so what we do is we just
process you do some paperwork and stuff
like that and then you're released to a
sober party so once we get to the
policey I get in trouble on my credit
how does that Obi or DUI work I don't
know I get when my credit get messed up
honestly I don't know about the credit I
just know for criminal history type of
situation um it's different thank you
love that's all I need yeah I don't know
if it affects your credit score or
anything else like that my car you know
I just want make sure everything's all
right okay but we're going to read all
the stuff to you all the documents once
we get back to the police department
you'll be able to call your
sister make sure she's okay with me park
and she can come pick are you are you
okay with us just parking your car
instead of Towing it you can pick it up
later on please don't tow it I I just P
my car pay I canot afford all let's go
back let's go back to the station yeah I
got her first there can someone drive my
car then is that fine well we're going
to park it right here and then I can
pick that up in the morning yeah you
could have a friend pick it up now
whatever you want to do
and see what's going on okay yeah we
we'll go to the station we got to go to
some paperwork okay okay perfect thank
you yeah I just didn't to have her take
off her boots or anything but she didn't
have a brawl or anything on not really a
whole lot of places to conceal
anything all right I got your phone here
and your license okay do you know what
street that this is on stre this is bag
West Bagley High Street okay W bag High
Street all right so yeah that's what I
need in my purse and then so my sister
or somebody can pick it up in the
morning right yep my car yep or can I
even pick it up myself once I'm sober in
the morning yeah well no you're going to
have a suspended license I have a
suspended license you're going to what
I've never had my license in trouble
yeah oh my I get it back until well I
mean you're going to have to go to court
though well everything will be will be
explained to you over there okay oh my
God I thought I was this kind of license
I have a baby okay hold on it's okay I'm
not mad at you I know it's not your
fault all right I have this female under
on OVI backing rout to starting
007 than
much so do they always have to take your
license CU like I yeah I'll explain this
paper it's a state I'll explain this
paper so what usually happens is you
know those'll suspend your license
whatever you know they they can get they
give you uh um so if I pay it do I get
them back right away or what no it's
usually suspended for a year your first
or
but I don't I I don't it just it just
I'll explain everything there like if
you if you blow it's only suspended for
like a couple or like 90 days or
something like that yeah so I can't
drive at all not even like to work or
nothing well no they they a lot of times
they give you uh um I whatever call next
week for my daughter's shots a lot of
times they give you uh um a license uh
what do you call it um oh okay yeah
privileges driving privileges when I get
my license back what do I do go to the
and get them back uh I yeah I guess you
you're going to have to pay you're going
to have to pay the state you're going to
have to pay the BMV or whatever I don't
the judge and the prosecutor can tell
you all that stuff that's above my pay
grade I'll be completely honest with you
oh okay okay so and I'm not doing this
to be mean but you know you you were
driving crazy okay yeah no I I
completely understand I my dad's a cop
so I know it's not your guys's fault
this is just your job I know you know it
was totally my fault I was drinking I
should have been I knew everything I was
doing was not right so I'm not mad at
you where were you I mean what were you
lost no I was actually going to pick up
my friend so he could drive me home and
then he never came so I got pissed off
and I just pulled off right out this
parking lot right onto the road did a
u-turn and just got pissed and I was
going to drive home oh he lived in Bri
yeah I literally was right at his house
like not even two streets over from Ro
okay 27
radio go ahead I'm arriving at the
station ending
008
okay I'm sorry my hair's just in my face
you're fine I'll uh get you out give
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