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you know what
two passengers
Hi how are you good do you have your
life structure I should approved Finch
once on your Miss
insurance or no registration
thank you just so you know I'm wearing a
body more camera okay Miss I gotta say
the rules and regulations
all right where are you coming from
tonight ma'am
uh New York
what do you work over there okay
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all right is this your vehicle man it is
okay
all right let me ask you a question do
you know why you're being stopped today
miss
you were all over the road bad
I'm gonna have a follow-up question to
this how much should I get a drink today
a beer on the ferry okay
I'll give that okay I'm sorry like
bad bad I was like Wow and I don't stop
a lot of cars that's big for me
I'm so sorry sir let's do this
do you know the English alphabet
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without singing it from A to Z can you
slowly and positively say the English
alphabet
spicy
all right
get too fast no that was actually
perfect I mean it was a little fast but
like I said you don't really smell like
alcohol but you were driving like
an uh a drug person
where are you trying to go classes
okay all right give me one second I will
be great with you take your time how's
your license good no bad surprises there
it's nothing all right there was all
right give me a second
it's sweet right
that's a badass truck
s are fun
I was gonna say right yeah
what do you think
at first I'm like I don't have an odor
but now I'm like thinking I'm like
talking to her and like right when I'm
about to walk away I'm like okay there
it is it was hard because of the [ __ ]
the sauce
it wasn't
I don't think she had one beer
all right
we're gonna faster like I said I'd have
deodorant first but as soon as I walked
away that's why that's like I'm like uh
okay yeah I can swim a little bit yeah I
got my first one to open like it was
like come good yeah
all right
ready
thank you
foreign
here's what I want to do
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me a favor step out you're not under
arrest
all right I I just I want to make sure
that you were okay to drive your driving
was so terrible and um sometimes ABC's
not the best way to judge a vehicle and
I appreciate you being honestly one beer
but usually it's never more than one
beer and again
um also your truck is gorgeous by the
way thank you it is great thank you so
much I saw this for a good amount of
money it was five grand isn't that
amazing no all right all right listen
don't you just stand right here for now
all right
um what's your high school education
something against students basic
questions I got to ask you for this
Friday sure it went to Shores you know
high school I graduated in 2003 actually
I graduated in 16. oh okay yeah all
right so here's what we're gonna do
we're gonna redo the ABCs and I want to
or stay calm again they're only coming
for backup that's my supervisor he's
gonna come it's totally fine
um and again the reason for doing this
you're driving I appreciate the honesty
that means the world you do fine and I
don't think you're intoxicated you're on
your way you're home you're sleeping I'm
so sorry yeah don't apologize you're
very respectful all right so here's what
I want to do you know the English
alphabet from A to Z once again yes sir
I do I'm gonna give you a set of
instructions if you have any questions
feel free to ask me after I give you the
set of instructions I don't want you to
do a test without fully knowing what's
going on ask me as many times as you
want and then I'm gonna ask you if
you're ready to begin and once you're
ready to begin you're going to say yes
thank you all right so the first test
what I want you to do you're gonna take
your feet put them at your side just
like this you don't have to begin just
yet hands at your side and your feet
together like this and from A to Z I
want you to say the English alphabet
without singing the common ABC song
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all right for the following test come
here for a second we're gonna use this
right
okay what I want you to do is take your
right foot and you're going to put it in
front of your left foot in a heel toe
fashion now before you do this do you
have any uh issues we're preventing from
doing a balance test equilibrium ear
problems eyes I know you said you have
you wear glasses I do wear glasses okay
do you have them with you or no no I
have okay no problem no problem all
right so what you're gonna do don't have
to do it yet you're gonna put your right
foot in front of your left foot in a
heel toe fashion hands to your side okay
any questions no you may do you may do
that stay just like that perfect you're
going to stay just like that what I want
you to do I want you to take nine steps
forward in this fashion one
two
three
four you're gonna go all the way tonight
in a heel toe fashion once you get to
nine you're gonna take a series of short
choppy steps you're gonna turn around
one
two three four nine all the way back and
then you're fear to stop okay so do you
have any questions no not in one way die
back the other way nope Hamilton fashion
one
four five six seven eight nine and you
want me to go back as well please
let's try to get them a little closer
together
four five six
nine
okay all right you can stand right
behind the truck and get you out of this
uh scary roadway okay now the next test
that I'm gonna ask you to do don't do it
yet you're gonna take your right or left
foot I don't mind which one it's up to
you you're gonna lift it six inches off
the ground you're gonna take your eyes
you're gonna look at your big toe you're
gonna point it up to the sky like that
eyes just like that hands at your side
you're gonna count one thousand fashion
as a following one one thousand two one
thousand three one thousand four one
thousand with your hands at your side
you're gonna do this until I tell you to
stop okay do you understand yeah maybe
again
left foot whichever one you want to two
more thousand three one thousand
four one thousand five one thousand
eight one thousand nine one thousand ten
one thousand
go to 31 11 12 13.
14 15.
thousand sixteen thousand eight one
thousand
I don't know how much more you want me
to do ten more ten yeah I wanted you to
go to 30. eight seven six five four
three two one all right you can stand
fish what's a good area for you for HDM
all right all right another test I want
you to do is you're gonna put your feet
together just like this your hands at
your side you're gonna look straight up
with the sky just like this
and then until I tell you to stop that's
it just your hands at your side you'll
be understand
to your sideways
try to arch your back
all right so the following test of my
supervisor because do you have anything
medically wrong with your eyes
I do I have work I wear contacts and
glasses okay but medically you got lazy
eye anything like that
and their contacts so yeah I have a
sigmatism and oh my gosh all right let's
get sick because you can't do it yeah
both my eyes oh really yeah okay yeah
all right
one second
um I'm not gonna stuff we borderline I
don't think you have more than I don't
think you had one beer
um
I have a sequences I'm really bad guys
and I I don't have my glasses on
contacts in that are dry and terrible so
just just give us a second got a little
meet and greet
ing
for discussion on tactics
you're good
all right Beyonce yeah
yeah very good you got them all you
think so
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I don't know
then I'm like
lips
yeah she never stayed up like it was her
like a bed it was a mess yeah
all right
all right man listen to me
I think you had a little more than a
beer and I do think you're not driving
sober so you are going to be placed
under arrest for drug while intoxicated
appreciate the respectfulness I will
show you the same courtesy you've showed
me the whole time
okay
I'm just gonna lift this up
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all right Miss
all right do you have a cell phone or
anything like that I want to get all
your balloons I don't want anything left
behind I feel like that I will grab
everything you want it's on my it's on
my car is your everything's in there
what do you want me to grab I'll grab it
all I it's all my car my purse my my
phone and everything's under attack okay
you have nothing that's gonna poke I'm
not gonna no there's nothing there thank
you for asking yep no problem
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yeah can you grid scrub off her stuff I
don't want her leaving anything in the
car that's valuable all right you can
step in there man you just step in
between them yeah
just be careful I'm not gonna
all right I'll go with you guys yes that
clutch that's in the uh the golf box
it's like a little leather clutch well I
don't think so it just doesn't know the
name of that my purse yeah thank you for
that no just my person and your phone
yeah okay I put that in my passenger
seat
we'll be right with you and I'll explain
everything are they uncomfortable
I mean they're a little tight but it's
okay all right
you know
but
I will fix it for you
how's that yeah
we'll be out of here in five minutes I
won't move I promise you got three of
the best you'll be out of here in a half
an hour
just give me a second
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