Yeah, this fucking job I was just at, the near This job I was just at was a New York Jet. Fucking rolled his car over... fucking... ...thinks he's in East Rutherford. I forgot who it was He was a big dude. As soon as I pulled up in the unmarked, he kinda did the... he did the two-step shuffle down the shoulder of the highway, and I was like WOAH! and he like, looked at me, and I'm like "Yo, stop!" [unintelligible] ... so I called METCOM and figured I'd just give them a heads up Y--yyyyeah... ...this is.... do your job, man I said, just watch out for the PR nightmare. The guy... that's over there... he's a New York Jet. But he's been drinking. That's what sucks. You gotta do your job, do your job. I mean, it is what it is. I saw the ac-- You witnessed it? I didn't even see it, I just came upon it and I helped this guy out and then I went down there and I put the fire out over there. And the guy fuckin'... BOOM, hit me on the side. I thought I did something wrong! But the whole side of the car's caved in! The witness, the guy said, the guy was going over a hundred miles an hour... See how your car has three tires right now? Yes sir The fourth is stuck in the middle— literally stuck in the side of that truck over there. And you're saying you got hit by another car, and it made you go that far? Yes sir That's your statement? How much have you had to drink tonight? Not a lot. Not a lot? Well, what have you been drinkin'? I had, two cups of wine.. Two cups of wine? Not a lot How big were the cups? First test is going to be a walk-and-turn. When I explain the instructions I'm gonna put you in the starting position. Turn around. Place your hands behind your back. [music] dnnnnnnn Daahhhhhhh DAAAAAAAAAA DNAAAAAAAAAA!! da da da da da da da da da da da [with some sustain but not really enough] I'm trying to go. Expedite a truck out here. It's gonna be a flatbed. For a, uhhh... that SUV Turn this over to a stop. I had a black male walk away from the scene. I picked him up. Over here. Locals are out with him. "Hey! What's up‽" What's up‽ Where ya goin'? You were in the rollover‽ Yeah, when I was driving... a Nissan hit me... and took off. Woah woah woah woah! Over here! Sir! Where you coming from tonight, buddy? You're a New York Jet? What's your name? Christopher Herndon Christopher Herndon? Stay right there. Expedite a truck out here... Uhh... it's gonna be a flatbed... For a, uhh... that SUV. Turn this over to a stop. I had a black male walking away from the scene. I picked him up... over here. Locals are out with him. This guy's been drinking. He's a New York Jet. It's gonna be a... public relations thing for ya. Okay. Uhh... That's his car. He was over here. He saw me pull up, and he started high-tailing it this way. Okay. Rocking pretty good... so I picked him up real quick. [unintelligible] side up over here. We got a car over here with smoke coming out of it. We got this rollover here. We got that jackknifed little box truck. We got this [??]. Looks like multiple cars were involved. Okay. So, one accident? It's all—it looks like he bounced off of everybody. Okay. I haven't really got all the stories yet. I gotta get to that rollover in Paterson. Okay. Remember what I said about that! Yup. You gotta do your job, do your job. .... yeah... just— I mean, it is what it is, alright? Tell [Herndon?] I told you. Yeah, this fucking job I was just at... the near— this job I was just at, was a New York Jet. Fucking rolled his car over... fucking... thinks he's in East Rutherford... Uhhh.... I forgot who it was. It was a big dude. As soon as I pulled up. As soon as I pulled up in the unmarked, he kinda did that... he did the... two-step shuffle down the shoulder of the highway, and I was like YOOOOOO! And he like, looked at me, and I'm like, "Yo! Stop! Are you okay? Were you involved in that?" And he was like, "Oh, yeah." And I'm like. "Yeah. Take a seat right here." boosh... reeks of alcohol. [unintelligible] so METCOM, I'm [??] just give them a heads up, I'm like, yeah... this is... do your job, man. Just watch out for the PR nightmare. So... But umm, yeah. It's... Yeah, take off, I'm in Parsippany now and I'll be in shortly. Alright?