it just got introduced our city I don't know I'm actually just trying to keep you safe from driving the wrong direction on the roadway or WI are you joking me give me my lights and tell me I cannot fucking because I don't want to drive drunk and you're gonna give me sobriety test absolutely here I go okay it is find you so ridiculous right now why are you doing this to me I'm fine too and I'm not gonna go to jail well if you don't wanna do them that I'm being forced to place under arrest absolutely yes okay okay [Applause] I don't know what to do it's scooter [Music] [Applause] [Music] Thanks [Music] [Applause] [Music] it's considered a motor vehicle you're the one going down the wrong way on the roadway well that's what we're going to sounds like thanks doing such a great job of keeping Albuquerque out of crime Mitch was ready to run with it yet ever every daughter you'll understand but you don't have a daughter I know you don't have what does having a daughter have to deal with anything [Applause] four sixes 56 0.81 thank you Oh take care of people like you that's a big deal Oh [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] okay anybody male life makeup with dice [Applause] fucking accent you know you're going to jail for DWI Louie Oh fuckin drunk a nitro to the scooter you certainly me sure to sound like you are doesn't matter if you're a guy or a girl you could have killed yourself Billy or you could have killed somebody else no and that's not okay there that is not okay and the person that hits you you don't think they're going to be traumatized from that [Music] [Applause] and you feel things [Music] [Applause] when you step out just be careful as a curb so everybody that exits sauce [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Thanks [Applause] take a left please take another left right here have a seat right here on this metal bench from you please I have to do the breath test so fortunately not but we'll be done in a second [Applause] what joke like what here was to help and Joker riding the wrong way on his scooter that sounds like the fucking joke you're so mean crying good your job driving on the wrong side of the roof but she was fucked up so uh BWI [Applause] yup you did your job [Applause] [Music] and I did my job life fail forget it eww wine maker get all this shit I feel successful like I was fighting crime fight fucking crying despite the crime [Applause] shit [Applause] it just gets hot these cutters I didn't read you this plank 40 no and here there is DWI junk is fuck girl I want to see a lesson to dance where I've been all over my permission you think that all of their police reports are drunk drivers on scooters fuck no you're stupid oh no but that's what we focus on now okay because we have all this other crime that people are trying to learn let's focus on my 30 drunks wait - I don't know [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] worse that wasn't the case ability I mean well I've got to redo something that's important so just please hear me out and then if you have any questions feel free to ask me but please at least let me read it to you because I have to bylaw read its you listen to me I'm not say something important you're under arrest for DWI New Mexico implied consent Act requires you to submit to a breath test to determine the alcohol content of your blood now if you take our test you have the right to choose an additional independent test if you choose to take this additional independent test you have the right to a reasonable opportunity to arrange for a physician a licensed nurse laboratory technician or technologist who is employed by a hospital or physician of your own choice to form an additional chemical test cost this additional test will be paid for by law enforcement agency which is the Albuquerque Police Department we only agreed to take our test which is a breath test so this machine is gonna require two breath samples to ensure that the results are accurate I'm gonna give you a brand new mouthpiece that no one's ever used all you have to do is make a tight seal around the mouthpiece take a deep breath and blow for about five to eight seconds I'll tell you when to stop [Applause] look at my shirt good this is be happy yeah [Applause] stepping off one sometimes that's for sure you people over in one yourself I'm ruining your day wait here I go your date give me your license all ruin your fucking date don't help you have a job there but don't if you want to know I'm done with tits I've already heard enough yo we know it won't get your boys in there having fun well sitting in jail let me imprison you one but there's people shouldn't be cute fool outside but here's my priority I'll get points on fucking dumb oh it doesn't beat us porn in my boys for sure yeah sure I'm not even drunk on another show so you're single trade well so maybe it will three what tell me you don't want to look at me right so no look at me I'm not gonna tell you that you're not going to say that the New Mexico law says that a point zero eight is the Perseids legal limit so for some reason you are blow it then you're not gonna get try to do bi just so you know get a fucking life I'm gonna tell you that we will there what is your recipe I told you you saw you on the fellowship waste so you weren't drinking you'd be given a citation and then you'd be on your way oh but that's not the circus does tonight fucking better well I am aware that you know so this is kind of my job it's your job to give me your madness and having a fucking nice you go to chill before drinking two beers and riding a scooter so quickly this is the mouthpiece this is important you need to make a side slow down take a deep breath go for about eight seconds but I'll tell you [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] yes right do a box down and you're gonna arrest me [Music] all right Lily this machine is ready to go all I got to do is like I said it takes on the milk just took a deep breath and blow for about eight seconds I'll tell you want to stop okay whatever you're ready [Music] [Applause] stopped gotta make it tighter on the mouthpiece and keep blowing I'll tell you what a start okay you're stopping at the last second okay I'll tell you when to stop [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you're stopping Olli I'll tell you when to stop just keep lying got it one more time [Music] [Applause] you better watch yourself no it's my job do you like everything about your job we just got up for summer break I teach first grade and I'm here celebrating you happy that my girl fucking eyes cast you girls today [Music] could you I want them to for sure do that with junk when you're intoxicated [Music] do [Music] [Applause] okay one more time Lily just like you did before I'll tell you when to stop okay whenever you ready [Applause] [Music] all right stuff hey Louie blue 0.2 0.1 9 so the first sample was a point to zero check all the point one night [Applause] meaning that you are more than twice the legal limit yes definitely so what's in happen is I'm going to finish the paperwork you're gonna get transferred up to the jail you're still going to get RoR it means released on your own recognizance you have a court date in the future show up to the court date how'd it make you get on that scooter you're following me we should be out there fucking fighting first won't be my last [Music] all the time alright little you come over here I have a seat on the bench leave please there's four bitches there anywhere it's fine [Applause] [Music] yes please you can stand up for me to do this [Music] they're gonna take these handcuffs off again so you can take a jewelry off okay and then I have some paperwork I need to explain to ya they're gonna need to take your jewelry up and put in it you can some of those yellow tiles [Applause] this is charged with aggravated DWI and driving the wrong way on the roadway talk to your breath car with your breath results to 0.19 so you have 10 days to set up your hearing with a motor vehicle division this is gonna be your temporary license for the next 20 days if 10 days set up your hearing I'm gonna give you a set of instructions to follow to set up the hearing you have 10 days to do that here's a copy of your citation for you - ok all this is gonna go in your coffee bag