Hi there. Whoa, your eyes are open. Have you been drinking? Yeah. Bad bad bad dealio. Okay. You know who I am or not? Bentley County Sheriff. I I'm good. Do you know him? Yeah. Yeah. Nine. Oh shit. Okay. Ready? Ready. Ready when you are. You sure? Yeah. I don't know if I want to do right to left with him. Be careful what you say. I I I don't know if I can pass that thing. Jerry. Jerry, I can I can I can follow you to my brother's place. You know where I'm going. Hey, I was I I was a bad day, man. I I I have bad days all the time. Jesus Christ. I'm a sheriff. I know. I'm I'm a constitutional officer. Blow blow blow blow blow blow blow blow. That doesn't have to read what it reads. It's not like the old days. put those shoes on there behind you or the problem machine apparently will just take you in for a blood draw. It'll be the same. No, you won't get any violations on your restricted I'm not I'm not trying to Sir, sir, sir. Pardon? Crisis. Pardon? Sir. You need to wake up and talk to me. I I don't understand. What are you doing? You're on the side of the road slumped over. What's going on? What's that? I need to know you're all right now. You don't look all right. What's your name? Look like you're you're going hunting. No. Yeah. Sir, do you have any uh medical conditions at all? Have you been drinking? Sir, you need to talk to me 31 central. He's um he's responsive, but not very responsive. Uh breathe in. Um can't make out any words. Hi there. Whoa, your eyes are open. Oh my gosh. What's going on? Clear. I just updated EMS also advising 28 you gave me is David Paul George 8145 comes back no record on computer. David Paul George 8145. What's going on today? Oh jeez. Uh, a coming back. Holy shit. Oh boy. What is a What do you got me lighted up for? I have you light it up because we had a call. Well, first off, it's so no one hits us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And second of all, someone called said you were sitting on the side of the road slumped over, which you were. Yeah. Yeah. All right. What uh what's going on today? Nothing. Nothing. No. You got to give me a little more than that. Not Not just We don't all just sit down and sleep on the side of the road. I know. I'm sorry. Have you been drinking? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Bed bed. Uh okay. Uh bed. I'm not driving. Right. But you How did you get here is the question. Yeah, I know. I I uh uh bad bad dealio. Where you coming from? Midland. Midland. I'm from Midland. Okay. Hey. 4031 Central. He's responsive now. I' I've got him talking. I'm good. I'm I'm okay. You know who I am or not? I don't know who you are. be there any minute. I look Well, let me let step out of the No, no, no. Uh, it's Van Slotton. What's Oh, shit. Fuck. Are you kidding me? Someone that my dispatcher called. Someone thought you were dead over here. I'm fucking good. Hey, listen. No, I don't know. Hey, listen. I don't know who you are. I'm I'm fucking fucking Mill County Sheriff. I I'm fucking good. I had a fucking bad day. Okay. I don't I don't need EMS. I don't need you. It'd be cool if the What? What? You know, but I I don't I do not need EMS. I'm I'm I'm fucking Miller County. Where where where are you? Kasa. This is Kasa County. Fucking me. He's He's all right. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Um I'll get out. Step out. Yeah, step out. Let talk to them. They they we're going to need to know you're all right cuz they already have been called. You know the drill. I'm good. Scott. Scott. My name is Mike11. I do not need a help. I I I uh I I absolutely ju just wait here one second. All right. Two hours ago. How much do you usually drink when you drink? Not very. You're not a big drinker? No. Okay. No, but you know. Yeah. Okay. Um what did you Yeah, it looks like he did. He had McDonald's. I had a McDonald's. Uh uh out of Lake City or Yeah. something. Yeah. Something. Is it Lake City? Okay. Jesus get you guys. I know. Hey. Uh do you know him? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, what kind of a person would I be if I just let you go and and drive off? you know, uh um I can take responsibility for I know you got to do what you got to do and I'm not trying to I uh I uh uh I I I I'm I'm fine. I'm embarrassed. I'm not I I realize that. Um uh I I know. But I like I said, I I just talked to my sergeant and he said I you know, you got to do what you got to do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I understand. I I understand. I understand. I mean, I I get the the camaraderie and the you know, we're all No, they it's it's more about um I I I understand what you're saying. I I I I do. I get I get it. I get it. Um and uh how embarrassing is it? I I I've rusted more. I No, I And I respect I respect the hell out of you. I do. I But I've talked to Kevin. I've I've had a bad I've had a bad gosh darn day. Yeah. Uh with mom and my uncle and I I I don't want to give you a SAB story. I I'm not going to do that. Uh um uh I hate to put you in this situation. And uh and and that's what you know. Do you think how do you on a scale of 1 to 10, where do you think you're at for driving, alcohol? Drinking. Drinking. Yeah. Uh five. I don't know. That would be good. I I I can I can I can I can uh I can get to my brother's place in right now. I had to pull over. I had to I had to take a little I I have not I I you would not know my personal life to even get into that. I I I swear to goodness I won't. Um, but I am very I'm very freaking embarrassed. Like, you can't freaking believe. You can't freaking believe. How many drinks have you had today? Today. In the last four hours. Four. I don't know. In the last In the last four hours. Yeah. Yeah. It's It's 4:00. Little after about 4:30. They They took my watch off. Um, yeah, it's 4:30. Yeah. Four. So, it's four and four beers. Four. Four beers. Four beers. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You'd burn that off. I I can I can burn the last And you had the last one two hours ago. Yeah. Yeah, probably. Where at? I was uh Midland. No, Gladwin. Gladwin. Uh, yeah, because that's where I came from. Okay. Yeah, I can I can you guys I Uh Jesus Christ. I'm begging you, man. I We get it. I do. I do. I absolutely pass this the PBT. I'm so I'm not going to get I Jesus Jenny. I mean, I'm I'm Jerry Cannon. Fucking I'm I'm going up to his fucking place tonight. Central 4031 status. I I I'm good status. Listen, I'm in a shitty I know you, you know what? This is a This is a shitty spot. I mean, and Van Lton, I'm I'm I'm sorry to put you in that position, but I uh I've had a bad day. Uh and that's what it is. Let's do the field sobriety. Yeah. See if it see if it plays out. I mean, if if you said you've had four Yeah. If you What you're telling us is true. Was two hours ago, I should be burned off, too. Yeah. You would. Yeah. But you know that, right? Mhm. Okay. Okay. No problem. You know the drill. No problems with your eyes. No medical issues. You know, I mean, you're ahead. You're the uh I'm going to use my pen. I'm freezing. So, I don't know how this is going to I'm freezing my guts up. I use my pen. So, okay. Okay. Walk and turn. You know the drill. Start. I like to start with my left foot. I don't know if that's just easier because then you end up pivoting correctly. Yeah. Um, it's up to you though. Of course. You know, count out loud. Hands down. Hands down at your side. Counting out loud each step. 1,00 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 pivot. And then follow back. Nine steps. Hands down at your side. Counting out loud. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Can't really do a slant here. Yeah. You want to you want to start over when on a more flat surface? I'm good. Okay. Okay. Okay. One leg stand. We'll do um Which uh dominant are you? Um you right or left-handed? I like I'm right right-handed. Okay. Well, I guess it doesn't. Um plant one foot. Of course, you know, six inches off the ground. Counting out loud. Let's say um 20. 20. Okay. Yeah, I guess. I guess. Okay. So, we'll do 20 uh with the parallel to the ground, foot up, six inches off the ground, hands down at your sides, counting out loud. Okay. Ready? Ready? Ready when you are. You sure? Yeah. I don't know if I want to do right or left foot, though. It's up to you whichever one's more comfortable for you. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, 8, 10, 11, 12, 14, 14, 15, 16, 17. Okay. Also, uh you know that you have to submit What's that? Oh, no. You said, "Hey, I I'm sorry. You were speaking." Oh, no. That's okay. You have to submit to a preliminary breath test. Yeah. So, um I'll go get my PBT. Okay. Okay. All right. What What's that mean, Jerry? Just be careful what you say. Yes, I understand that. Yes. Yes. I uh You ready? You pass this, I'm going to take responsibility for you. Mhm. If I don't though, then I'm fucked. Oh jeez, you guys. This It's going to be uh rear ending. Jesus general lifealtering. It's business jury. This this this uh I mean we we uh I I I don't know if I can pass that thing. I got to be honest with you before I even fucking take it. I I I don't think I can. Four or five in the last, you know, whatever. Um, Jesus, Jerry, you can't you can't do anything. I Jerry. Jerry, I can I can I can follow you to my brother's place. You know where I'm going. I mean, I'm going to I got chili in my gosh darn rear end here for your place. This This uh Hey, I was I I was a bad day, man. I I I have bad days all the time. I know. I said, "I have bad days all the time." I I get it. I I mean, I don't know your story. I know my stories, but Yeah. Yeah. I know. I know what you mean. I know what you mean. Like I said, I Yeah, you put me in a hard spot. Oh, I know. I know. H I didn't I didn't I didn't mean to do that to you. But But here here's the other thing, too. We we there's there's there's ways to get, you know, there's there's there's things you can do to move around that type thing and nobody knows and whatnot. Jerry Jerry, you care for what you're saying. Well, all I'm all I'm saying is that uh um you know, I'm I'm very sorry for putting you in that spot, Van Slotton. I'm I'm I I don't mean to do that, but I uh Jesus Christ, I'm a sheriff. I know. Central 4031 status. I'm a constitutional fucking officer, you know. Good. I know. This is This is a This is not a Okay. Okay. You can't fucking do it. I'll I'm going to You You can't fucking do Well, if you refuse I understand, Jerry, like Jerry, I'm not There's really no choice here. I I understand that. And I and and uh uh you can't you you can't you can't you can put me in what? You can't take me to fucking jail. I'm a goddamn sheriff. I mean, you can, but I I I get it. I I understand that. But Jesus Christ, I'll uh my life's Oh, Jesus Christ. Man, we've been out here a long time. We're going to start start attracting attention, Jerry. I I understand. I understand. Okay. Oh jeez. Okay. Central 4031. Okay. Oh, it's ahead. You didn't you didn't blow hard enough. Advising 31 at 404 is back at the office if she needs anything. Copy. Jerry, can you take me to camp? Like, can you do that or not? Got to blow. I Okay, I did, but I didn't blow hard enough. Well, it What? I got to reset. Okay. Blow. Blow. Blow. Blow. Blow. Blow. Blow. Blow. Is that good? Might be. Jesus. Oh shit. Jerry. Well, you know what? Hey. Hey, man. Jesus Christ. I'm fucking praying. I'm I I I know I know the situation I'm putting you in. I fucking Give me a fucking try to fucking help me out, man. I can't go to fucking jail for fucking fucking kidding. Seriously, Jerry, that that that doesn't have to read what it fucking reads. Jesus Christ, Jerry. I I I I'm I'm I'm got my fucking uncle that's fucking going to the fucking goddamn nursery. My fucking mom's fucking the same fucking way. I have nothing. My brother and fucking I I I I It's been a fucking bad day, Jerry. Jesus Christ. Please help me, man. Fucking please fucking please fucking help me, man. Fucking help me. I got enough I got enough shit on my plate right now. I don't I don't fucking need that. This is so You know how fucking embarrassing this is? Do you know? Do you know how fucking embarrassing this is, Jerry? I can imagine. I can imagine. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. I I And Van Slow. I mean, fucking a I I give me a fucking I'm not going to I'm not going to get into a fucking goddamn accident or something. I'm not going to hurt anybody. Jesus Christ. Please fucking help me. Please fucking help me. I want to, but I mean Jesus Christ, Lance Slow, you can you can Jerry, you fucking Godamn, Jerry, are you serious? I'm going to I I can't fucking go to jail for drunk driving, man. You created this situation. Okay, you know this and it's a shit sandwich and you're throwing it at her feet. I'm not I'm not trying to throw it at her feet and I'm so sorry. understand you're upset. I And everyone has it. I I know you don't have to apologize to me. Pulled over on the fucking road, man. I I I know. It's not like I hit somebody. Ari was fucking I pulled over. I'm like, fuck. I got to I know. Jesus Christ, man. Slogan, please fucking help me out, man. Just fucking please fucking help me out. Jesus Christ, Jerry. Fuck. It's not my call. I mean, I'm It is your fucking call to a certain extent, but it is. Where's your fucking sergeant? I mean, I Jesus Christ, Jerry. Come on, man. I'm I I was a fuck. I got chill in the back of my goddamn car at your fuck to go to your fucking place, man. Jerry, this is not this is not the end of the world, man. I was fucking pulled over. I was I was I was already over. I wasn't fucking knocking anybody off the road. I was I was fucking here, Jerry. Jesus Christ. I was I was here. I'm fucking going up to your fucking place. I mean, I I I fuck I had a fucking bad fucking day. I I I don't I can't I can't All right, we already heard it. Hold on. Just hold on. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Sloan. I'm I'm I'm I'm sorry for putting in this. I I really Yeah, it sucks. It does. Well, you know what? I didn't I I understand that, but I didn't I didn't I didn't hurt anybody. I was already over and I was I I realize that you know how embarrassing this is to take a goddamn PBT. You know how many of those I've given to people? I know. I respect I respect you. Christ, I'm sorry. I I I do not mean to put you in the position, but I know and I and I hate to put Jerry in the fuck Jesus Christ. Um I've known him for Jesus Christ. It's just it's been a bad fucking two days or three. Well, I really am. I I'm sorry. I am. And and I understand and I and understand. I don't mean to put you in a bad situation. I I really don't. And uh but Jesus Christ, don't don't don't fucking take me to jail for fucking drunk driving. That's fucking that's that's the worst thing in the world. I I'll That's fucking terrible. I can't fucking do that, hun. I just I uh I don't want to put you in a bad spot. I do not want to do that. But I Honey, I can't I can't I can't just just get a fucking record. Central 4031 status. I'll I'll I'll sleep in the goddamn dish. Good. Okay, honey. You can't. You just please don't don't don't fucking do that. That's a You put me in a spot where I'm You know what I mean? You put me in a spot that I I have no I have control over, but you know that morally I can't just let you go. I you don't then then fucking get a get a hook and and take my fucking car and I'll fucking go with the hook and and and whatever. Uh be there for eight hours or whatever. I don't I don't give a shit. But you can't take me, man. Don't don't don't fucking do that. I'm a fucking sheriff, man. All right. Got it. Got to go. Yep. Got to go. Let it go. I'll take responsibility for this so you don't have to tow or Okay. I'm so sorry. I don't know what that means. Oh, you got to pick in. Oh, Jesus Christ. Sorry. Everybody I mean it's it's on the radio. It's they don't it's just the cat's out of the bag and you know it's not like the old days. Jesus Christ, Jerry. that this is uh So, let's do what we got to do. Um, you were in the car with the key. She had he had the keys. I I I I keys in the ignition. He has a pocket. It's a fob. Thanks, Jerry. I know you would hope it turn out differently, but there's nothing I can do. Jeez. O Pete, are you serious? There's really nothing. Nothing. Like I said, I um it's it's it was on it was called in. It was over the radio. Oh, I mean, honey, I I I I don't mean to I'm sorry to put you in a bad No, I'm I I just if I Honey, I'm I'm so sorry to put you in that spot. I really am because you're a nice I don't want to take you to jail. I don't. But I also it's I I I'm I mean I respect the hell out of you. I'm I do I'm fucking ruined. I'm fucking ruined. Yeah, Jerry. I am. You know I am. Maybe. Yeah, I am. And And that's that's that's what it is. I uh I made a poor choice. Uh I drank too much today. And you own it. And people understand. And I I'm fucked. I'm fucked. You're seriously going to take me to jail for drunk driving? I can't. I can't. There's nothing I can do. There is. But it's it's it's it's it's okay. And and and I don't I don't uh Jesus Christ, Jerry, are you shitting me? You're a goddamn criminal. You can't fucking do anything. Jerry, who did you just talk? I wish I could. Bullshit. I know you can. First of all, I'm not the sheriff anymore. I know you're not. I know. I know Abee's gone, too. And I know old days and ways are gone. Little to no flexibility. Jesus Christ. I can't go to jail for drunk driving. God damn it. Are you shitting me? Can you fucking not just Can I just not get this car towed and fucking put me I I I I don't I don't fucking know, Jerry. Come on. Are you shitting me? I'm not. It's as serious as a heart attack and you know I'm fucked. I am fucked. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. Here's the deal. Let's be grateful that they're going to be the earliest to get released morning. I can talk to Kevin. I can talk to Kevin. Get them whenever as early as possible. I'll uh I'll call Actually, I'll call Griff. Griff's still in. Hey, I And so I'll call I'll give him a call. Do you have a deer on his thing? I No, no. I got a um a Parker or something? No, I got I got I got my suitcase in there. It's got a handgun in there. Oh, it's a Like you hit a critter. Oh, yes. There's some There's some right here, too. Yeah, I think the grill in the grill. I I shot I shot a deer yesterday. I got a fourpoint up in Gladon. Oh, you throw it on the car. Yeah. Yeah, I did. Yeah, he was on the car. Jesus Christ. Are you shitting me? You got to fucking arrest me for drunk driving. We've already been through this. All right, Jerry, lock her up. Give me the keys. It'll be at my house. I'm fucking I'm so my my brother's going to be Oh, Jesus Christ. My life's fucking taking the change. Taking the change. I'm fucked. I am fucked. Jerry, we we'll talk about that in a minute. Well, it doesn't there's nothing to talk about. I'm fucked. I I uh I sorry to put both you in this position. All right. I'm sorry. I I'm sorry to put you uh in a position you're in. I understand it's a tough position, but I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. This is going to go through the I'm fucked. I'm fucking done. I'm fucking done. God, I had such a good thing going that I fucked up just now. How many years you got in? Well, I'm on the department. Jesus Christ, Jerry. I fucking I got two years of fucking gold, man. I'm fucking done. All I need to fucking not do was fucking something like this, Jerry. Well, you'll make it. You get Well, fuck. I'm fucked, man. I cheer. I'm If you're not going to run again, you made it. You'll make it. This isn't the end of the world. It's embarrassing. It's like not what any of us would ever choose to do, but it is what it is. And we can't change it. The bell has been rung. You cannot unring it. How the fuck did it get rung, man? How How the fuck did this with the traffic? Hey, people called this in. An officer responded. I saw the ambulance go by my house. I go, "Oh shit, something going on." I come down just to help see what the hell's going on. I know it was you. till I got here. There's nothing I can be done fucking getting arrested. Jesus Christ. Kevin Sha's probably one of the the better sergeants you can talk to. I don't need I would have realized it. [Applause] Okay. thumb shirt. Put all that right here in the bed. I think I got a front is not Take your boots off there for me. Sorry. Yep. releasing. So there's a problem with machine apparently taking you in for a blood draw. It'll be the same. No, you won't get any violations on your restricted. I'm not I'm not trying to man the problem with our machine because she's done it four or five times and it's safe. Yeah, I didn't refuse. No, no, this is this is it because who said that? Yeah, that's what G said. Oh, he put on the machine for blood. No, I realize that. But did we know that he's going to Yeah, he's going to put it fix it again. the problem. Okay. Can I get another cup of water? You can now. [Music] Wonderful. [Music] [Music] sweatshirt. [Music] We have We got to go. I got to go here. Nice in. Good.