what [Applause] [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] why did you roll up on me like that what the fuck because people said that you're throwing a cat a kitten up in the air and letting it flop on the floor is that what's happening are you kidding me I was getting something for it to drink so I'm seeing a little bit of milk if not I'm going to the store this chick right up to me and asked me okay four times if I wanted to sell my cat okay okay listen let me grab your information all right what's your first name sir oh Michael Michael how do you spell that m-i-c-h-a-e-l Michael what's your middle initial and last name j-a-s-o-n no no what is your middle name oh James that's my middle name yeah what's your last name what is your last name sir Stewart s-t-e-w-a-r-t huh what's your date of birth series what's your date of birth and phone number sir 85. oh do you have a phone number Bud yeah what is your phone a tablet if you're not sure what your phone number is um they can pull it out you know that's fine don't worry about it use math or something what's going on did I didn't use any clear that much listen listen we we cannot oh are you gonna listen to me yes look listen you have to understand something okay okay can you listen to me for a second please you're making it really hard so like I said we will not be a wrestling here for being high in public you that we can't do that if we could all right we can't do it we can't there's no it's not against the law here all right all right so here's the it's obvious to me that that you've used some kind of stimulant today okay so can you just be honest with me and tell me what's going on yeah yeah if you use some clear I don't care what happened I don't lie I got my tablet and stroke on because it was on to put it with the cup doing that shit like this I'm outside I'm like [Applause] I'm getting away from you the age yeah I had the money you buy an RV and then all of a sudden you know what happened today like that was all today just you know I'm saying like why did she call the police you were inside there if you tried to find my tattoo just turn it right there oh she was asking right now just sit down even though she heard me say no please what the hell she just kept saying okay listen listen to me so she asked by the cat so listen can you are you gonna listen to me are you not going to listen bro I'm trying to be nice to you so listen why would she feel the need to call them I don't have any clue okay just make sure okay all right all right all right I have to run them now hey how you doing good what a shame I'm gonna stand over there because I'm terrified of this guy oh she told me to hold the kitten yeah oh thank God you guys came fast he was throwing it on the bed I didn't I didn't so I parked because I was going into glazers and I'm like what is that and then I'm like holy shit it's a kitten and he was throwing it and then he was just walking around talking to himself and screaming oh yeah and then he picked the cat up and throw it on the bench and I'm like okay so I got out of my car and walked over here and I said can I can I give you a hundred dollars for the kitten you're right and he lost his shit threw a bottle at me calling me every obscenity in the world and then I called the cops okay did he just kind of like toss him on the bench or was he like football okay well did he hit you with that bomb when he threw it no he didn't hit me did he try oh yeah he was coming after me he was like okay were you afraid terrified okay so you thought he was yeah so he thought he was going to assault yes and so was other people walking down the street everybody was like yeah doing that I mean he's calmed down now trust me believe me calm down Okay so yeah but he didn't he didn't actually make contact so it doesn't matter Washington that doesn't matter somebody tries okay okay so it all depends yeah we're chilling out so so when he was [Applause] controlled and they are supposed to be open today would you take the cat would you feel comfortable taking it up there we go I have Barrel rescue I have three cats yeah we just want to make sure that there's a safe place for them can I show you a picture you can call my rescue people I volunteer for meow the cat so he's got like um dude that is so funny so he's it looks like he's got a warrant but it's like out of like Wenatchee or something because he's truly insane oh is that what's going on yeah can you collect her information pass yeah well hang on I'm gonna we're gonna go as a team as soon as we get him it's okay all right man so look go ahead and take that backpack off Justin listen to me you're detained right now all right just just listen to me man what I'm trying to help you out right now what did I do I didn't say you did anything so why am I going to jail why did I say you're going to jail do what you need to do I'll explain everything in just a minute um okay so so listen listen are you sending me or you're not gonna look am I going to jail you're amped up right now all right so I'm trying to explain so you have to you have to understand something listen when you listen in the state of Washington when you throw a bottle at somebody and they feel like they're gonna get hit by it and if it frightens them it's a song you're not sure just let me explain you're under arrest for misdemeanor assault no right didn't mean where's the bottle shit up congratulations look if you're Cooperative I'll do everything in my power to make this as painless and easy as possible all right [Applause] a second question so I wonder if I keep them [Applause] I didn't fussed talking about my technique really what the fuck I because I told her no she can't lie right now is this front waistband good I can reach them hey hey keep your feet yeah okay come on foreign [Applause] why are you checking me you took you so you gave her the cat for free at least my tablet was on and you fucking hit me oh my goodness gracious man what is this deal you know him have you dealt with him before I've never dealt with something yeah he has RMS it's Michael um Michael Stewart that's very common name all right he's got some cellulitis cellulitis what's that uh it's a form of staph infection you get when you shoot up a lot oh snap infections okay so I can't pressure yeah uh you know why don't you just why don't we um transport them for the assault and then once we go back to the precinct we do real good inventory and if there's any um drugs we're at yeah [Applause] control is open today but they are not [Applause] um why don't we just release it to her why not yeah it's his property well he's no no he so he said he found the cat in the on the freeway as a stray so it's not like it's his cat all right then then yeah man do you do you mind running them up there the little kitty well like a tabby happy stuff all right [Applause] your cat's gonna be at the shelter you can pick them up when you get out all right please give me directions I'll hook you up um I think [Applause] there were kittens and um you know unfortunately like I think you know he said it was a stray cat yeah so I feel like he didn't oh no they can't you know so I'd feel comfortable go ahead and let you secure but um you know policy says we're not allowed to do that because now technically it's his property right that's what I would do is go go to the shelter and say hey I'm interested in taking this because you know I'm just worried that they're going to keep this three-day holds and blah blah blah yeah they're not going to give you the cat today yeah is there any way you can get like clearance from whoever your manager is no so what I would do is um say hey look I saw this guy and he was being abusive to the cat okay I taking cats all the time you know I rescue cats I'm interested in in taking care of and adopting them I'm sure they'd be more than happy to give you this cat okay probably not today but at some point you know I think how far is that shelter how far is it yeah I'll just follow him and okay yeah but I'll take your card too yeah um or really you could probably just call them too if you don't want to like I don't know I love it if they could give me that cat today because okay I don't know [Applause] yeah I'm sorry you had to see that oh I know I'm actually happy these employees on the call yeah is no he didn't have one so that's my email monster casserole that is Officer Murphy okay that's my partner um let's start the case number that's what the report under and then I really appreciate you guys getting here oh we were both animal lovers so we don't we don't like that you know and you're a victim of the crime as well staying inside for a while he'll be booked at King County Jail [Applause]