[Applause] I come down here cruising down the people at the bar like this guys cruising away on a bicycle right and the people with the bar go our pointing at this guy in the bicycle so I'm like okay it's that guy it was not the guy in the bicycle they were pointing at this property which the guy on the bicycle was passing and that's why I'm just not about people pointing can't stand it cannot Oh smart all right thanks Walter appreciate it all turns to make see hunt for your organs get it cooled down back there right we'll get some when we get to where we're going all right first sure Thanks appreciate it six eight six zero do you need me to collect that shell and then do you want photographs of that sticky theory [Applause] copy and it's going to be obstructing and mount mich to [Applause] all right Jorgen I'm gonna drive you back to the station all right my camera [Music] all enforcing zero being around to the city jail what I don't know does that mean comedy the surface [Music] dangit jorgens I got my uniform dirty good thing it's my weekend coming up I got to wash this thing it's alright in the future jorgens I'm going to give you a little bit of advice here all right this is free advice for you if an officer has what appears to be a grenade launcher and he says hey get on the ground probably just do it right because you'll figure it out after am i right [Music] you thought it was a what I thought it was an mp5 memorized birthday round go off I was terrified yeah well I stole baby jorgens if he thought it was an mp5 wasn't that more reason to get on the ground when the officer said you thought that officer was dicking around no I said I was Paul I was big big girl yeah because I'm saying [Music] is it [Music] well you got hit with it I thought you were gonna just keep on keepin on I was like I don't want that to tase you Jorgen what are we doing here I know what are you doing all the horses here over at Oh [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] alright man I'm gonna take these seat belts off it's best to swing your feet around okay go in there I got to do some well I gotta fill out some paperwork and then we'll go to your field well I don't know we'll see officer wine Gardner is going to talk to the people that were there and then figure out if you're going home tonight or you're going to Colfax I don't know that's not gonna be up to me at all all right stand there face net for me this side you're gonna walk forward to that pillar next to that to here well we get there just face it okay just face the pillar here put your face on that not on it just facing it I should have been clearer that's my bad all right mr. Jergens the reason I'm searching you again is to the whirring the secure holding facility as one of the fact you thought you might have had needles on you and I just want a double double double double check all right because that would be just so unfortunate if I got stuck you know which I'm sure you can understand yeah but you said I needed to worry about the needle because you got Hep C yeah I do the exchange for people I know but why would I be worried about needle if you don't use he's you know I'm saying because I mean there I was just letting you know I appreciate it I do appreciate that that's a good question but I'm not I agree it is a good question all right pretty people me going I'm gonna take these hands these handcuffs off you when I do just put one in on the wall dealer in on the wall all right perfect all right Jordan going to step in front of the counter there start taking off your belt bracelets wristbands everything else this is non-essential such as clothing just put some in your mouth well you've already got swallowed if you did still huh our meddling I love to chat Tai Chi was doing okay do some down door like this okay [Music] yeah you heard me say sup I did stop by a couple times okay and they're like we own this tarp be here mm-hm you know I'm Michael I'm managing this far because I please get a hold of me directly I said that's what we're doing I said you're not on this bar that is like and I said that having mocassin I know yeah rolling though they could be other people you know we don't need to really do did that that we've working it you got your belt off just I'm on the counter for going up in these store cards down jorgens one big yellow butt ton of them and - they never have a value okay well I'm not in the business of taking you do you take your belt off go ahead was unreadable will do so jorgens tell me about the conversation with the people on the walking path people I had a little walk yeah yeah the people in the walking path tell me about what your conversation with Nepal like there's a person trespassing on the property okay mm-hmm I'm telling you guys I have to keep people out of there okay guys this isn't a car we go through this exercise every time but it's right there and the place looks nice and clean and picked up and deal with any issues in exchange I get to work out a little piece of property over there and stay there so um you know there are some people that came up to the property they came up to we're under grade to sponsor the what spot you know those gaps for third grade country boomers and I said hey stay off of this property get out of here okay same thing had told to God yeah so you just told to stay off what did you say to him specifically he said same thing I thought it was this easy Mosely guy River okay so what you see I thought it was a mime honey do you you don't have any of you out much of a headache that frigging thing is okay Sooni what I said to the people was this it's put your shoes in it yes it's out of here pretty much like last night in the middle of the night it was like through the morning he's there has no place to stay if you just come to him and I perish in there for a couple nights I feel a shirt okay but he's got to come in ice it'll start a fight copia and then he'll fucking lie and say that all this ship whatever start telling me the tweeter or whatever I'm like here in a place to sleep you don't sell that piece shit I'll buy it so you think nyan owns that nobody didn't I know its mother Lisa later I guarantee you it's hot I guarantee you it's it's not stolen but some old guy that died like it's abandoned it doesn't progress you know so what'd you say to the people in the walking path today because you thought it would be and we just said this is you see the fuck up that's all I said that's all I said yeah okay you didn't threaten Delaney like that no what did they say what did they look like how many people were there there's this - walking there there came out to the path they looked at me and I'm like you say I was like is that you I'm like you need to stay the fuck off of this property get the fuckers you know huh that's it and he just said he's like all right I'm like I just sat there [Applause] you know that guy shows up he's like my duty anyone's like a boy six eight six zero he said he just told those people to stay the eff off of his property no offense man but back up like always charged me with a bunch of nonsense like every time baby every time well worried alright no I I'm just saying man like I'm probably being it's what you said Nick wait tell me in the car you were being a little bit of an asshole well I don't know if you said that right sorry so would that have happened would you have gotten shot with that 40 millimeter if you would have just laid on the ground when you are asked to yeah but you know what it's like hearing from my point of view right imagine I live in your world everywhere I go I'm in your world right mm-hmm yeah I got this little tiny spot and if you come past this one point you know mm-hmm it's like I know I'm gonna lose obviously the equipment the training I can't my worship but at least I have liked on my little piece of property there at least I stood my ground and said like dude like how does that work out for you well right now probably the suck but the let me go tonight you know I hope well nope probably woman when I said dude check out this video footage and all they see is get off my property that's gonna be the end of it and you know I I'm just saying like that I don't play good dude I'll go j ust i N I'll be like dude what's your middle initial adjustment and really spell your last name Geor gie in us if you guys need to do delay chase after her fuck up I'll be that guy wish you got a picture don't just get it I'm Joe trying to make you laugh oh sorry it's not working can your property Jordan sign of anything of values right there you shot my bed and take it out you're right like no one it was I wanted I was just I think deep down inside like my manhood was a little bit I probably somebody who comes on your property and like he beats the shit out of you and like I've got no choice but stay there or call you guys and he says he's gonna show up again and say there it's like I'm fuckin primed and ready I'd like to beat this guy's ass to get him the fuck out of there so why were you breaking out the windows on the Motorhome huh I wasn't breaking out the one doesn't matter oh those things were those things have been broken out okay alright those guys that your signature those guys at paradise Creed I hear this guy like we're in this through all your time out the guy a paradise creep aren't gonna do two things at once sorry there's this guy wearing this t-shirt right mm-hm he's on the phone with you guys yeah and I can hear him and then all of a sudden I see the students like so they're like whoa so tell me about breaking out the windows on the what was it like a Toyota or something the white car went with the show yet a shovel square shovel okay I was for shoveled yeah if you look over on my property right like where my little camper is mm-hmm I've got this little square and there's all kinds of dirt over there it's been chilled up right all right no I'm saying though why were you breaking out someone's windows but no windows were being broken out and then like a Prius or something not a Prius I don't know the hell it was a car look man all I know is I saw these two people coming towards my property somebody just like beat me up a little bit last night and kind of overtook the Bible property over there and I'm like do I call you guys and have you do my dirty work or do I say like well if I want you guys not to come on the property I can't like have you be my bodyguards either mm-hmm so through there was no broken windows like someone fired a shotgun quite a while ago that thing the things piece of crap no no not at the motor home the car the car that was parked on the street or parked on a car you were breaking you you're using your square shovel your square shovel right you said you had a square shovel you have square she'll be okay you took that square shovel you smashed it against the window it's not a question it's a statement okay why did you do that today is what I'm asking I don't care about the motor home I didn't okay yes what I really don't know what you're talking about nothin lobster wanted Gardner had more information about it moment four six zero in custody time and case number you're a nice man if there's anything I can do to make your job easier please sir well not get another gonna help me today but next time definitely you know like we're in a situation like that and I'm gonna get on the ground and you're like okay look I'm really sorry all right I just but I pumped out the Sun right like I don't know it is it's like every couple months I got it Jurgens are you just kind of staying around town right now no I have the home button stay there what's the address it's 500 southeast Riverview loop and then it said room it's your date of birth [Music] you got a phone now that actually what's your phone cover 5:09 four and seven eight seven seven seven what is it seven seven seven okay where were you born your US isn't great yes I'll tell you don't you wait 200 color your eyes blue yeah and here's blonde you didn't put it in your mouth well it's a little late for that I swear I was just wiping off you know how like I had her on my lips mm-hmm my face well I just noticed there was a zipper footage to that thing and so I google like kind of makes sense that you would unzip it to stay seated right there for me yeah so mr. Jorkins I'm gonna have you sit in one of these cells but what I need you to do is drop your pants down you keep your underpants on I just need to grab a photo of your leg because you were hit with the 40 millimeter so well step in there that way our record specialist doesn't have to see anything so would hate pretty innocent lady so I would just hate for that to affect her just step in there I don't want her to have to see right okay cuz you're dropping your pants all right just drop them enough so I can see your leg keep the underwear on though yeah all right where'd you get hit oh okay okay mr. Jordans hang out here I have no idea what officer wanted Gardner's doing but when he gets done we'll get done all right cool